Proper Way to Read Movie Novelizations
1. The Bourne Movies: Shake the book violently while reading.
2. Die Hard: Read it while walking on glass.
3. Cliffhanger: Hanging upside down on your bed or a cliff.
4. Twilight: Spray glitter on yourself every 10 minutes.
5. Twister: Outside during a thunderstorm.
6. Raiders of the Lost Ark: Swinging on a tire swing.
7. Jaws: On the beach.
8. Night of the Living Dead: At a funeral
9. Speed: On your bike chasing after a bus.
10. Nightmare on Elm Street: In your basement or boiler room
11. Tron: Legacy: At a rave.
12. Friday the 13th: At summer camp.
13. Wild Things: While having sex.
14. Starship Troopers: In the insecticide section
15. Troll 2: While eating green jello
novelizations? Isn't that when they take the movie and then write a book after the fact?
LOL @ The Bourne one.