Schmoemania 2 Part 6: The Finale!
The ring is still being cleared after the No Holds Barred match as we see cobb get into his car to get out of the arena. Mr. Blizzo catches up with him and tries to get him out of the car. cobb hits Blizzo in the head with a tire iron. JFernandes catches up with cobb and he slams his head through the windshield. JFernandes gets a ref and cover shim for the win. JFernandes heads out, but he gets slammed by a car door out of nowhere. It turns out to be none other than HTX0811 and covers JFernandes for the title once again.
Moreno and Law talk shit about the ridiculous Hardcore Title changes as Derek237 is in the ring announcing the next match as the Cell lowers.
Hell in a Cell
IwishIwasBond vs Nite Owl
Bond gets an extreme action packed entrance complete with women with guns and fire. Nite Owl has an extravagant entrance complete with a new uniform and a spaceship. They both enter the cell and don't waste time beating the hell out of each other. Nite Owl throws Bond to the outside. They both start brawling on the outside. Bond gets the advantage and starts slamming Owl's head to the cell wall. Bond does this about four times. Bond goes for a suplex, but Nite Owl counters it and he suplexes Bond to the wall. Owl lands some kicks and goes under the ring and gets a chair. He misses Bond with the chair and Bond gets another chair and they start dueling with the chairs. Bond gets tired and spears Owl into the cell wall. Bond repeatedly slams Owl into the cell wall. Bond sets up the steps and spears Owl one more time through the wall. Both men are now outside and continue to fight. Owl challenges Bond to climb the wall to the cell roof. Bond proceeds to chase after Owl. Owl and Bond continue to trade blows. Owl hits a big suplex to Bond on top of the cell. The fear of the roof collapsing is fairly high. Owl hits a leg drop and goes for the cover, but the ref is still on his way up. Bond fights back and leads Owl to the edge of the cell. Moreno and Law are nervous as both Owl and Bond continue to fight on top of the cell. They both slip, but hang out by the edge. Bond tries to kick Owl off, but Owl goes the crazy route and sends both them crashing into Moreno and Law's announce table. The crowd goes ballistic. Both men are down. Moreno and Law are screaming over what just happened especially the spilled beer. Time passes by and none of the men have moved. Paramedics are sent in and to take Owl and Bond on stretchers. The crowd boos at the fact that the match is over, but applaud both mens valiant effort.
WINNER: No Contest
United States Championship
TheChanges23(c) vs MJZ
Changes and MJZ go straight into back and forth chain wrestling. Some nice amateur wrestling stuff. Armdrags from MJZ. Changes counters with some nice holds. Changes pushes MJZ and MJZ retaliates with several forarms. MJZ hits a high knee. One count. Changes gets a belly to belly suplex in. Changes and MJZ go back and forth with several great moments including a big Olympic Slam from the top rope from MJZ, two Rock Bottoms from Changes, a Scissors Kick from MJZ from the top rope, and a People's Elbow from MJZ. The end comes as Changes goes for the Scissors Kick of his own, but MJZ quickly grabs Changes and applies the Sharpshooter making Changes tap.
WINNER and NEW Champion: MJZ
MJZ and Changes shake hands afterwards.
Terror Australis vs G-Funk
Before the match begins, Mongo (GM of Smackdown) comes out and announces that the match will have a special guest referee. Mongo introduces the ref as Marcey! Marcey comes out in ref gear and heads to the ring at the disbelief from Funk and Terror. Marcey calls for the bell and Terror makes her promise to not do any suspcious business. Funk takes the time and hits a sneak attack on Terror. Marcey stops the match for a bit and gets a couple of kendo sticks. She gives them both one and tells them to go at it. Terror and Funk beat each other with kendo sticks. Then Marcey brings in several other weapons and Terror and Funk just destroy each other with trash cans, chairs, and several tools. Marcey later brings in blindfolds and makes it a blindfold match. Both men stumble while they throw fists in the air. Terror sneaks a peek and gets the roll-up and the win.
WINNER: Terror Australis
LegendarySuit vs Terminal_83
Both men make their entrances and start brawling. No fancy offenses. Just straight up street fighting. It gets nasty as Suit lands hard elbow strikes and headbutts on Terminal. Terminal quickly retaliates with hard chops and a mean spinebuster. YoshioKun13 shows up to distract Terminal. Terminal grabs Yoshio and flips him over the ropes. Terminal hits Wasteland on Yoshio. Suit sneaks attacks Terminal and lands a big boot on Terminal. He goes for the cover and gets the three.
WINNER: LegendarySuit
Suit celebrates while Yoshio recovers. Terminal gets pissed and grabs Yoshio as Suit looks on from the ramp. Terminal hits Wasteland a second time and takes Yoshio and hits Wasteland on the outside. He points at Suit and promises he'll get him back. Suit gives an evil smile and leaves as Yoshio wriths in pain.
Moreno and Law ponder on Suit's actions and laugh at Yoshio's misfortunes.
MFC Championship
wallcrawler383(c) vs Psycho-Pirate-99
Both men have epic contrasting entrances. Psycho having a dark and grim entrance while wallcrawler has a bright and loud entrance while he swings from the rafters into the ring. wallcrawler and Pirate both stare each other down. They talk smack to each other and Pirate smacks wallcrawler in the face. wallcrawler, clearly infuriated, hits Sweet Chin Music out of nowhere to Pirate. He goes to cover and only gets a two count. wallcrawler goes to work on Pirate with several chops and punches into the ring corner. wallcrawler hits some elbows and irish whips Pirate into the ropes. Pirate dodges wallcrawler and hits a flying forearm. Pirate tosses wallcrawler to the outside of the ring and goes for spinning crossbody, but wallcrawler moves out of the way. wallcrawler takes advantage and starts slamming Pirate's head into the ring post. wallcrawler tosses Pirate back into the ring and goes to the top rope and hits a flying elbow. Two count. Pirate gets a surprise roll-up. Two count. Great back and forth action between the two that includes and GTS from Pirate and an impressive set of german suplexes. Two count for both of them. wallcrawler counters back with a flying headbutt and several neckbreakers and gutbusters. wallcrawler goes for Sweet Chin Music, but Pirate counters into an ankle lock. wallcrawler barely escapes by touching the ropes. Pirate continues to work on wallcrawler's leg. After continous torture on his leg, wallcrawler manages to strike back and hit a mean Sweet Chin Music on Pirate. wallcrawler gets the cover Two count! wallcrawler can't believe it and goes for another Kick, but Pirate sees it, dodges it, and lands Sweet Chin Music of his own to wallcrawler. Two count again! Pirate gets frustrated and goes for the GTS, btu wallcrawler counters into his own GTS and hits it. Two count! The crowd is on their feet as both men continue to beat the hell out of each other. Both men end up at the top rope where wallcrawler has Pirate in the electric chair position and drops him from the top. Both men are down. Pirate gets up first and hits another GTS. He goes for the cover and two count once again. Pirate gets frustrated and grabs a chair. The referee take sit away and accidentally gets hit with Sweet Chin Music from wallcrawler. Pirate takes the chance and blasts wallcrawler with the chair. He hits another GTS and calls for a referee. Another referee runs down the ramp and starts counting. Two count! Pirate is in shock as he prepares for yet another GTS, but wallcrawler elbows his face. Pirate goes for a clothesline, but wallcrawler dodges it and hits a hard Sweet Chin Music on Pirate. He gets the cover and wins.
Winner and STILL Champion: wallcrawler383
wallcrawler tries to get up after his hard fought victory as Pirate tries to get up as well. Suddenly, TJLunsford's music hits and he runs with Money in the Bank briefcase in tow and cashes it in immediately. The ref calls for the bell and the improptu match starts.
MFC Championship
wallcrawler383(c) vs TJLunsford
wallcrawler decides to fight even though he is tired out. wallcrawler gets some offense in, but TJLunsford takes advantage and hits a strong Skull Crusher. He goes for the cover, but hunter zolomon arrives to distract the referee. TJLunsford gets annoyed and confronts hunter. hunter leads TJ to knock out the referee again and hunter disposes of him quickly. hunter hits a mean chokeslam on TJLunsford. hunter lifts wallcrawler and tells him to pin him. wallcrawler refuses to be helped by hunter and they bicker. Bickering turns to pushing and wallcrawler tries to hit hunter with Sweet Chin Music, but hunter catches it and hits another huge chokeslam. JohnLocke appears and starts fighting with hunter. Their stitiches are loose and they re-open their wounds making both men bleed. Pirate interferes and slams a chair to both JohnLocke and hunter. Pirate leaves frustrated. TJLunsford starts to recover from the chokeslam as well as wallcrawler. TJLunsford grabs wallcrawler and hits a strong Skull Crusher on the chair. Another referee comes out and counts the three!
WINNER and NEW Champion: TJLunsford
TJLunsford celebrates by running around the ring screaming in joy. The ring contains hunter, JohnLocke, and wallcrawler writhing in pain and TJLunsford stands tall with the title to close the show.
Chillin'
Hardcore Title stipulations, you giveth and you taketh away. I'll have my revenge!
if wallcrawler would have just kept his mouth shut and accepted my help as always hed still have his belt......
Suit will be ever so pleased.
But..........WTF?! -__-