Schmoemania 2 Part 5: Women, Blood, and Vengeance
Backstage, Mr. Blizzo is still hiding from JFernandes to keep the Hardcore Title. He heads towards his car when cobb pops out of nowhere with a giant bat. He smacks him in the head and asks for a referee. He covers Blizzo and wins. JFernandes sees him and tries to catch him.
Derek introduces us to the next match:
Triple Threat Match
Women's Title
Bellatrix(c) vs MrsData vs Laksmikanti
All three make their entrances. The bell rings and both Data and Laksmikanti go for Bellatrix. They both throw her out of the ring and then turn their attention to each other. They start trading blows and MrsData hits a hurricarana. Two count. MrsData hits a nice looking suplex. Two count. Laksmikanti counters back with several blows and some swift kicks. Laksmikanti throws MrsData to the outside. Laksmikanti does a crossbody on both Bellatrix and Data. Laksmikanti gets Bellatrix into the ring. Two count. Laksmikanti goes for a powerbomb, but Data jumps from the top rope with a springboard clothesline taking down Laksmikanti. Data hits a spinnign leg drop on Laksmikanti. Bellatrix retaliates with a leg lariat. Bellatrix hits a springing jawbreaker. Two count. Bellatrix jumps the ropes and goes for a crossbody, but Laksmikanti jumps and catches her and they both collide. Data tries to take advantage and cover both women, but they both kick out. Data hits the UnderHook Slam on Laksmikanti. She gets the cover, but Bellatrix stops the count. Bellatrix hits a spinning neckbreaker on Data. Bellatrix goes for the Swantom Bomb and hits it. Goes for the cover, but Laksmikanti breaks up the count this time around. Laksmikanti gets up and whips Bellatrix to the corner. Laksmikanti goes for a clothesline, but Bellatrix and goes for a roll-up, but Laksmikanti counters it and hits the Glam Slam and gets the three count.
Winner and New Women's Champion: Laksmikanti
As Laksmikanti celebrates, Moreno and law open more beer and start spewing it to the fans behind them.
wallcrawler is seen in the locker room with Chris Evans and giving him some advice when he was on the set of Scott Pilgrim: Go out there and make every single person a fan of yours whether you win or lose.
The crowd stands in anticipation for the next match:
No Holds Barred
JohnLocke2342 vs hunter zolomon
The lights go out and hunter makes his entrance to boos. JohnLocke makes his entrance to plenty of cheers while hunter stares from the outside. Hunter wastes no time in attacking JohnLocke from behind and stomps away. Hunter irish whips JohnLocke to the ropes and hits a big spinebuster. Hunter neglects a cover and contniues to punish JohnLocke. JohnLocke fights back though and hits his own big spinebuster. JohnLoke heads to the outside and grabs a chair from ringside. He slams the chair across hunter's back several times. He slams it down and picks hunter up and slams him on the chair. Tww count. JohnLocke goes for a suplex on the chair, but hunter reverses and hits the suplex on JohnLocke. hunter grabs the chair and slams it on JohnLocke's face. JohnLocke is busted open slightly. hunter heads to the outside and grabs several trash cans. Hunter picks up a trash can to hit JohnLocke in the head, but JohnLocke kicks it and hits a big clothesline on hunter. JohnLocke grabs the trash can and slams it on hunter's head. JohnLocke grabs a trash can lid and slams it on hunter's head repeatedly and hunter drops from the ropes to the floor. JohnLocke quickly heads underneath the ring and finds a fire extinguisher. He continues to search and finds a barb wire covered chair. Hunter recuperates and punches JohnLocke and throws him into the steel steps. Hunter grabs the top steps and slams it to JohnLocke. Hunter grabs JohnLocke and sets up for a piledriver on the steel steps, but JohnLocke counters and backdrops hunter to the floor. JohnLocke grabs the barb-wired chair and hits hunter square in the face. hunter is bleeding. JohnLocke grabs the chair and starts scraping it across hunter's face. hunter is bleeding profusely. JohnLocke seems to have snapped. He strips the Spanish announce table and picks hunter on the table. JohnLocke grabs a ladder and sets it up for a big spot. hunter gets up and climbs the ladder and fights JohnLocke on the top of the ladder. The ladder tips and both men fall to the floor. hunter gets up first and lands some punches on JohnLocke. hunter grabs a TV monitor and hits JohnLocke in the head. hunter picks JohnLocke on top of the Spanish announce table and hits a sitdown powerbomb and breaks the table. hunter seeks out more weapons. hunter pulls out a big wooden box from under the ring with many weapons. He grabs a long lightbulb and strikes it across JohnLocke's chest. hunter grabs two more and hits JohnLocke twice. hunter slams JohnLocke on the broken pieces. hunter goes for a small hammer and goes for JohnLocke, but JohnLocke hits a low blow and grabs the hammer. JohnLocke slams the hammer to hunter's crotch. JohnLocke takes some time to recover while pulling out a table as hunter is in pain. JohnLocke sets the table on the outside of the ring. He grabs a bottle that turns out to be lighter fluid and starts spraying the table. JohnLocke gets ready to set the table on fire, but hunter gets to him on time with a clothesline. Both men are bleeding profusely and weak. hunter grabs a bag and places it in the ring. hunter drags JohnLocke into the ring and reveals the bag to be thumbtacks. He spreads them across the ring as he prepares to piledrive JohnLocke on the tacks. JohnLockes reverses and lifts him up and hits an F5 on hunter. The crowd screams in amazement. JohnLocke goes for the cover and gets a two count. JohnLocke staggers outside and brings the soaked table into the ring. He sets it up and sets it ablaze. He prepares for another F5 on hunter. He almost hits it, but hunter barely escapes the blaze by escaping the hold. hunter grabs JohnLocke by the throat and gets the strength to chokeslam JohnLocke through the flaming table. the crowd screams and hollers while both men are down mainly JohnLocke who is shaking due to flames. Hunter, with tacks and blood covering his body, crawls to JohnLocke and places his arm on him. The ref counts to three and hunter wins the battle.
Winner: hunter zolomon
The crowd is boos the decision towards the winner. They applaud both mens efforts in the ring. hunter stands up in victory and leaves the ring. JohnLocke gets an strong ovation from the crowd for his efforts as he tries to leave the ring with medics on hand.
Chillin'(clears throat) YES YES YES YES YES YES
but in all seriousness, big props to john locke and all but in the end there can only be one icon in mfc wrestling and it is me and good luck getting your title back from logan you couldn't get the job done tonight i wish you best in your future endevors maybe the mfc divas champion needs some competition













Now I just need to wait for cobb to watch his top spin and the day will be mine!