Derek237 introduces Rosario Dawson down to the ring.
Dawson walks to the ring with cheers and a panty in her hand. She heads to the ring and ties it on a pole at one of the ring corners. She grabs the mic and says that two men share the same infatutation with her. However, now it is time to see who has the strongest love for her.
Rosario Dawson Panties on a Pole Match
The Bodyguard vs Rosario Dawson
ElderPredator comes out with a Dawson T-Shirt and parades around the ring. He looks at Rosario making winky faces. The Bodyguard follows up dressed up as Stuntman Mike while the screen shwocases some of Dawson's roles. Goes for a kiss with Dawson, but Elder cuts him short and the match officially starts. Elder throws Bodyguard into the ringpost. Elder steps on Bodyguard for a bit until he throws Bodyguard back into the ring. Elder jumps the rope and lands an elbow. He goes immediately towards the panties, but Bodyguard grabs him by the head and slams him down. Bodyguard continues to stomp on Elder and irish whips him to the opposite ring corner. Bodyguard hits a leg lariat on Elder. Bodyguard goes to the top to hit an elbow, but Elder gets his leg up hitting Bodyguard in the face. Elder heads towards the panties, but Bodyguard grabs his leg and tries to hook a submission hold. Elder tries to fight out of it. Rosario looks over concerned, but impressed. Elder fights out of it and hits a swift kick to Bodyguard's head. Elder goes for the panties again and gets real close to them, but Bodyguard runs towards the ropes and jumps to land a kick of his own to Elder knocking him down. Both men are down. Elder rolls out to recuperate, but Bodyguard follows him and they brawl outside in front of Rosario. Rosario looks shocked as both men continue to dish out punishment. Bodyguard throws Elder to the security wall. He contniues to kick Elder and smack him towards the wall. Bodyguard gives another look to Dawson as he goes to throw Elder to the ring steps, but Elder counters and sends Bodyguard careening towards the steps. Elder hits a big knee to Elder. Bodyguard continues to flirt with Rosario as he walks towards the pole to retrieve the panties. Elder recovers and heads towards the pole as well and brings a surprise. He handcuffs Bodyguard to the ring post and throws away the key. Elder climbs and retrieves the panties for the win.
ElderPredator puts the panties in his teeth as he approaches and embraces Rosario in victory. Elder fireman carries her out while the referee sets Bodyguard free from the cuffs. Moreno and Law references that Elder should've kept the cuffs.
Out comes Joblo to a big ovation. He announces the attendance record and thanks everyone for attending. He later calls all the male Joblo staffers to get their asses to the ring for the Battle Royal.
Moreno and Law leave the announce booth and are replaced by optimusprime24 and Righteous_faustus. Next, jimmyo, Chris Bumbray, deadanchoress, Highspeed, The Arrow, Eric Walkuski, Ammon, John Law, Jake Dee, Jared, Dave Davis, ElderPredator w/Rosario Dawson, randychico, and Jason Adams.
The match begins and everyone starts brawling. We get a big clusterfuck actually. Mike Sampson makes an appearance by helping to eliminate Jim Law. The battle royal continues until...
Winner: Chris Bumbray
Bumbray drops the DX sign to everyone as he celebrates.