My MFC Slasher Opening
A group of college kids are heading up to Camp Moreno Creek to enjoy some nature, drugs, and premarital sex.
The group consists of the following:
1. Weapon X (The local who knows of the camp and legends)
2. Bellatrix (Weapon's girlfriend)
3. OldKingClancy (The horndog)
4. TheChanges23 (The minority)
5. optimusprime24 (The stoner)
6. horrorfan23 (The horror geek)
7. Vampjezzc (The goth)
They drive off and stop at a local gas station where your creepy redneck attendants come out and warn them about the dangers of the camp and its killer ArrowHead. Rednecks are played by Nite Owl and timmyd. Nite Owl is the crazy one spelling Doom with his feces on the car.
After that bit of zaniness, the group arrives at the camp and ensues the montage of fun. Night arrives and Weapon counts his tale of ArrowHead. The tale goes that this guy nicknamed Arrow used to be a real ladies man. An ass man also. He pretty much banged all the women at the camp. So in retaliation, all the guys at the camp formulated a plan to get him back by pranking to meet someone in the woods for a round of midnight screwing inside a shed. They spook him with fire, but they didn't know there was gasoline in the shed and the shed blows up and kills Arrow immediately. Now every time teenagers visit the camp, ArrowHead rises up to kill anyone who crosses him.
Then the killing starts.
-OldKingClancy tries to get with Vampjezzc, but gets turned down. He goes to the lake to take his mind off things and gets impaled with a branch.
-Vampjezzc takes no mind of the distant yell and heads towards the camp. optimus and horrorfan head out based on some pot rumors they heard that was grown in the woods. Arrow finds them and stabs optimus through the neck with garden shears and proceeds to slice downward until his body splits open.
-horrorfan arrives scared as shit and gets into Weapon's car and starts it. As he prepares to drive off as Weapon screams for him to get out, Arrow throws a shovel into the windshield and decapitates horrorfan in the front seat.
-Weapon, Bellatrix, Vampjezzc, and Changes all run in separate directions throughout the camp.
-Weapon and Bellatrix both get a chainsaw through the chest behind the wall as they hid in the bathroom stalls.
-Vampjezzc makes it to the road and calls for an approaching truck. It's the rednecks from the gas station. Changes jumps in the back of the truck and tell them to haul it. Arrow appears and squeezes Vamp's head and crushes it. Owl and timmyd are freaked out and they hit the gas, but Arrow jumps on the back of the truck. Changes tries to fight off Arrow, but Arrow grabs a screwdriver and sticks it into Changes temple. Arrow proceeds to try and grab timmyd as Owl tries to regain control, but crashes in a nearby ditch. timmyd is dead on impact, but Owl struggles to get out. He slowly crawls out of the car and away from Arrow. Arrow disappears from behind and reappears where Arrow breaks his legs. Arrow gets into the truck and starts it back up and drives over Owl's head. Arrow leaves the truck and walks back to the camp as the title appears......
Chillin'
' dead on impact ' . That's all I GET ?? Great stuff Buddy , I like Nite Owl and the DOOM writing sequence .
Warned y'all. FUCKIN' WARNED YA, DIDN'T I?
Wait, I'm dating Bellatrix? Niiiiice.
Of course I died, I broke the horror rules. Love that I was the horndog though. Come on Vamps, how could you turn down THIS.