Hook Up Story #1: OldKingClancy Gets Frisky
I have OldKingClancy sitting on the couch at my rented penthouse waiting for the arrival of Kate Upton. King is naturally nervous and excited. He is fidgeting on the couch while I stare at him with a smile on my face.
"Everything is going to be fine. She's going to love you" I exclaimed as King continued to wait as he plays with his hands.
DING DONG!
"Oh, that must be her"
I walk to the door and reveal the lovely Upton in a nice blue summer dress. I shake her hand and tell her to feel at home. King gets up quick and goes for a hug immediately. A little taken aback, but charmed, Upton smiles and starts talking to King.
"I'll leave you two alone to talk. There's a bar in the back if you want to make a drink."
I walk out and close the door and head out.
A few hours go by and I noticed that left my cellphone back in the penthouse. I go back to get it and I notice King behind the bar making funny faces, but he immediately straightened up when he noticed me.
"Are you ok? You look a little flustered."
"I'm fine" King said. "It's a little h-h-ot in here is all"
"Where's Upton?"
"I-I-In the bathroom", King nervously laughs while moving awkwardly.
"Uhm well I'm here for my cellphone so don't let me interrupt anything."
"No PROBLEM!" King raises his voice a bit.
"Ok then." I leave the penthouse while I overhear something interesting.
"Is he gone?"
"Yeah, he left. Where were we?"
I just give a smirk and head on my way out knowing full well that I have made King's day.
Happy
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