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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item about 5 hours ago

The MFC Part 7

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The Joblo National Bank stands at the southern end of a multiple lane intersection. It is immensely crowded at this time.

The time: 9:50am

tbondrage99 is sitting on the floor by a big alleyway in between a closed down coffee shop and another abandoned building. He looks over to his brother, Mongo, and heads over to talk to him.]

tbondrage99: Ready?

Mongo nods in approval.

Both men walk together and they avoid numerous individuals on the sidewalk. They continue to walk at a slow, but even pace. Mongo is wearing jeans, a Pieces shirt, and a black cap. tbondrage has a Pink Floyd shirt, jeans, and black and white shoes. They continue on until they arrive at the entrance of the Joblo National Bank. Mongo goes in first and glances at the two guards in the front for a second. Mongo pushes the doors and sees three more guards near the entrance as well. He gets in at one of the tellers. tbondrage follows suit, but goes to a nearby water fountain to get a drink. The three guards inside take no concern with the two of them. The guards continue to look over the other patrons. Mongo glances at tbondrage who is noticeably antsy and nervous.

Mongo sticks his hand in his left pocket.

The steelbook truck pulls up in front and the man comes out with box in hand with the precious Pixar steelbooks inside.

BOOM!!!

A nearby mailbox explodes and several people already appeared injured from the blast. The guards all swoop in to help out. Several people are seen on their cellphones calling 911. Mongo goes and pulls out a Browning 9x19 from under his shirt and sticks it to the man in front of him in the line.

Time: 10:00am

Mongo: Don't fucking move! Hang up the calls! RIGHT NOW!

tbondrage pulls his handgun out as well.

The guard with the steelbook box already knows what is happening and slides the box over to Mongo.

Mongo: Alright! Looks like you people learned your lessons from last time.

Chaos and screams ensue from the outside of the bank as well.

Mongo grabs the box, but shots are then fired inside the bank. Mongo heads to a nearby island along with tbondrage while the patrons and workers flee in terror. cerealkiller and his team of cerealkiller, zombie_bro, YoshioKun, Laksmikanti, Invidtus, OldKingClancy, and JohnLocke appear from the glaring sun and blooming smoke from the nearby explosion. cerealkiller sends zombie_bro and Invidtus to attend the explosion. Yosh, JohnLocke, Laks, OldKingClancy, and cerealkiller remain in tight formation. All the patrons are on the outer sides. It looks like a Mexican standoff of sorts.

cerealkiller: Ok guys. You have no where else to go. We have the steelbooks and you are surrounded. Slide your guns towards us and step away with your hands raised.

The cops have their guns pointed at the island.

Mongo throws tbondrage a look. He then focuses on a man cowering on the floor. He pushes tbondrage aside and shoots the man in the head. The cops are distracted by this action and Mongo shoots Yosh and Laks in the head and gut respectively. Screams engulf the bank while tbodnrage and Mongo both return fire. JohnLocke, OldKingClancy, and cerealkiller go and seek cover towards nearby offices. The box remains where it has stayed. Mongo speaks a few words.

Mongo: I'm in control. I'm going to walk out and grab the box and leave through the back. Fire at me or my brother and I will shoot someone else. Guaranteed.

cerealkiller looks concerned and tells JohnLocke and OldKingClancy to lower their weapons.

Mongo sees the action.

Mongo: Good.

He walks out and stares at the group of cops in the corner office. He grabs the box and heads towards his brother. Mongo stops halfway. He slides his gun towards the officers and turns and walks off. His brother follows suit. OldKingClancy decides to take a shot, but Mongo quickly grabs his brother's gun and shoots OldKingClancy in the leg. Mongo and tbondrage run off to the back of the bank. They escape to the back emergency exit. cerealkiller and JohnLocke give chase.

(Aerial tracking shot)

We see Mongo and tbondrage run out into the back alleyway and JohnLocke and cerealkiller not far behind They give chase while Mongo and tbondrage run like hell through the trash and graffitti covered alleyway. Mongo hands tbondrage the box and quickly turns to shoot at the cops. He shoots all the remaining rounds and continues running. tbondrage outruns them all and heads down a flight of stairs and into the abandoned basement from the building which they were waiting by earlier.

Mongo follows suit and heads inside. Both cerealkiller and JohnLocke go in together guns raised.

It's dark and damp. They run down a dark hallway which opens up to an empty basement. JohnLocke and cerealkiller go back to back and spin around the basement slowly. Many articles of clothing, boxes, and numerous amounts of junk are cluttered throughout. They finish the 360 and split apart and move forward. Out of nowhere, Mongo jumps out of a stack of junk and attacks cerealkiller. tbondrage also jumps out and goes for JohnLocke. Guns are knocked out and it turns to a fist fight. JohnLocke gains an upper advantage on tbondrage while Mongo and cerealkiller are evenly matched it appears. JohnLocke takes down tbondrage and goes for his gun. Mongo has cerealkiller pinned down and punches him in the face several times until he starts bleeding from the nose and mouth. JohnLocke goes fro the shot, but tbondrage goes back and tries to strangle JohnLocke from behind. Mongo delivers another huge punch and helps out his brother tbondrage. Mongo delivers some swift punches to the gut and drives JohnLocke to a nearby pipe which knocks him out. Mongo grabs JohnLocke's gun and goes towards cerealkiller.

He points it in the middle of his head.

cerealkiller looks frightened.

tbondrage just looks on.

Mongo cocks it and shoots.

Brain matter and blood gush all over the floor. Blood lands on Mongo.

Mongo gets up and grabs the steelbook box by some boxes.
He and tbondrage head out of the dark basement and head out the door. Mongo turns his shirt inside out and wipes some of the blood off him and head out into the chaos.


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: MFC The Town
timmyd
timmyd at 05:56 PM Jun 18

GREAT stuff , My Man !!

Scotch
Scotch at 06:22 PM Jun 18

Just caught up on all of these. I'm hooked!

horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 4 days ago

The MFC Part 6

Police-station

cerealkiller heads inside the MFCPD station with JohnLocke as JohnLocke goes to throw Nite Owl in their cell. cerealkiller goes to hsi desk, but Police Chief Derek237 cuts him off and starts arguing with him.

Derek: Where the fuck have you been cerealkiller? You disappeared on me without even waiting to discuss the details of the last robbery!

cerealkiller: Sir...

Derek: SHUT UP! Let me finish! You have the balls to purposely ignore your current duties to investigating these fucking heists with one of them costing an innocent guard his life and you just frolic around the city?!!!

cerealkiller: Sir?

Derek: Yeah

cerealkiller: Me and JohnLocke captured some guy who knows when the next heist will be and where.

Derek: Really? I would've loved that information three or four heists ago

cerealkiller: Well I think I can make it up to you here. Also, this rookie (he signals to OldKingClancy) helped us procure this information.

Derek stares at King

OldKingClancy: It wasn't a big deal. Just a bruise on the forehead...

Derek: Well, tell me when and where?

cerealkiller: The Joblo National Bank tomorrow at 10 am

Derek: As you can see, I have the District Attorney and the fucking Mayor up my ass for this so this better be credible.

OldKingClancy: Oh it is. This man has been a known smartass for years.

Derek: I'll inform the DA and the Mayor and then we can plan on how to mobilize in.

cerealkiller: Sir, I sort of wanted for me to pick my own officers for this mission. Not make a big distraction and catch them without much issue.

Derek: I'm pretty sure you need a bigger team than a few officers.

cerealkiller: These men are crafty. They play guerrilla wars. We have to play by their rules also.

Derek: Who do you have?

cerealkiller: Invidtus, JohnLocke, Laksmikanti, zombie_bro, YoshioKun13, and this guy here.

OldKingClancy: Me?

Derek: Alright. Make sure you have a plan and get these bastards in my station so I can personally punch them in the throat.

cerealkiller: Certainly.

Derek leaves to contend with the DA and the mayor waiting in his office.

OldKingClancy: Do you expect a guerrilla style arrest is warranted?

cerealkiller: It's the only way. We have the upper hand with this information and I'm slipping up again.

OldKingClancy nods in approval


Mood: Angry
Tags: MFC The Town
tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 09:11 PM Jun 14

These have all been fantastic.

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 03:55 AM Jun 15

Fuckers going down when the MFCPD in town.

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 09:44 AM Jun 15

Hell Yess!!! I am the chick in a police team!!!!!

horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 9 days ago

Happy Birthday Leelee Sobieski

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Cochise
Cochise at 11:54 AM Jun 10

she kinda looks like Helen Hunt

grelber37
grelber37 at 05:50 PM Jun 10

Leelee Sobieski is one stunning thirty-year-old. And, she can act too.

I agree with Cochise that she resembles greatly Helen Hunt.

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 07:39 PM Jun 10

Wow, she's so stunning! I haven't heard about her, or seen her in anything, lately. I think the world needs more Leelee!

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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 11 days ago

The MFC Part 5

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cerealkiller, JohnLocke, and OldKingClancy drive up to Michael's Bays Bar on the north side of the city. OldKingClancy is wearing his civilian clothes in the passenger seat.

cerealkiller parks his car a couple of feet away from the bar. It looks like some people are attending the establishment despite being only 2pm.

cerealkiller: Ok King, all you got to do is go in there, find this Nite Owl, and question him. Don't draw any attention to yourself. Be casual. He might be drunk as shit anyways so it will be easy to extract information from him.

JohnLocke: Hey! He doesn't know you're a cop right?

OldKingClancy: No. I don't go into a bar with my uniform. I'm not stupid.

JohnLocke: Just checking.

cerealkiller: Go in and be cool.

OldKingClancy: Got it.

King steps out of the car and heads inside the bar.

The bar is full of posters of past summer blockbusters. There's two pool tables, an arm wrestling table, and an arcade in the back. King goes to greet Glinda, the current bartender.

Glinda: Hi, King honey, how's it going?

King: Oh you know. Same old shit, different day.

King notices Nite Owl hanging out right across from him on his right.

Glinda: What would it be today honey?

King: I'll just have a beer.

Glinda cracks open an ice cold beer. The hiss and mist comes out of the bottle. King goes and takes a swig. Nite Owl is clearly inebriated.

King: So Nite Owl, how are things?

Nite Owl: Who the fuck are you?

King: I'm King. We've crossed paths here from time to time.

Nite Owl: Oh, you're that gap toothed bastard. What the hell do you want? I obviously didn't plan to talk to your gap today.

King is clearly annoyed

King: Just wanted to talk.

Takes another swig

King: It's crazy about all those bank robberies and the guard getting killed today.

Nite Owl: Oh yeah. Well, some folks need to make a living.

King: True. It escapes me how they haven't caught those guys yet.

Nite Owl: They're crafty. A lot of criminals in this town are. They aren't idiotic henchmen. They learn growing up here. I've seen punks grow up to become mastermind thieves and ruthless killers.

King: So you just about know every dirtbag here?

Nite Owl: Pretty much. I'm not just called an owl because I got fucked up eyebrows. I see things.

King: Then you must be quite an asset then.

Nite Owl: No.

King: Why's that?

Nite Owl: Because I don't talk to cops.

Nite Owl finishes a shot

Nite Owl:.....So back off.

King: Whaa..

King gets hit in the head with a bottle.

Nite Owl runs out of the bar.

cerealkiller and JohnLocke sees Nite Owl run out and give chase. Nite Owl sloppily runs to a nearby abandoned apartment building. cerealkiller and JohnLocke bust in with guns showing. JohnLocke takes the first floor and cerealkiller heads up to the second floor. cerealkiller checks the first few rooms in the hall. He goes into Room 17 and searches everywhere. Nite Owl bursts out of the bathroom with a toilet cover, but cerealkiller shoots him in the leg and Nite Owl falls to the ground. JohnLocke hurries up and sees the damage that cerealkiller has caused.

JohnLocke: Beat me to it.

Nite Owl: GODDAMN IT!!!!!!

cerealkiller crouches down.

cerealkiller: Nite Owl! Hey! Concentrate. You know what we want to know so just say it. Which bank is getting hit next?

Nite Owl: Ah! Shit!......the Joblo National Bank. All I know is that it will be that bank tomorrow morning.

cerealkiller: Do you know anything about the guys pulling these heists?

Nite Owl: No. They're pretty low key. Even for me.

cerealkiller: Right.

JohnLocke picks Nite Owl up quickly and pushes him out of the room.

JohnLocke, Nite Owl, and cerealkiller get out of the building and head towards the car. They see OldKingClancy holding a blood stained cloth to his head.

cerealkiller: You ok?

OldKingClancy notices Nite Owl limping and that he has been shot.

OldKingClancy: Let me shoot this fucker in the head and maybe I'll feel a little better.

JohnLocke: Grow some nuts and get in the car.

They all get in and drive to the station.

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tbondrage is in a room with hunter, Righteous, and HTX eating Chinese food as he attempts to talk to his teammates.

tbondrage: So it's understood. We don't want anyone on this heist. It's just me and my brother.

They all agree.

tbondrage: This is the big one. After this, we get the money that we deserve and we break off to our separate ways. Just be ready to receive us tomorrow, we get Monster his steelbooks, and we're set. It's been fucking fun working with you all.

They all smile and hold their beers up.

The Leader looks on from a distance over the merriment happening and quietly walks off.


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: MFC The Town
Cochise
Cochise at 10:25 PM Jun 07

dude I am fucking LOVING this, bring on the next one

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 02:06 AM Jun 08

Sonuvabitch that hurt, you ass Nite Owl. Loving this man.

horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 14 days ago

Happy Birthday Amanda Crew

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Mood: Chillin'

MonsterZeroNJ
MonsterZeroNJ at 04:18 PM Jun 05

I don't know who she is but, she has my attention now.

timmyd
timmyd at 05:06 PM Jun 05

lovely Lass .

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 07:55 PM Jun 05

She's good looking for sure!

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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 17 days ago

The MFC Part 4

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tbondrage and his brother are walking together towards the Spielberg Grand Central Intersection. The day is cloudy with some looming rainclouds on the horizon. His brother continues to wear his Jaws cap and his collar up. Groups of people are running, walking, talking, laughing, and yelling around them. A flood of cars and taxis fill the streets. They finally come to the intersection.

Four ways.

Multiple roads with 8 individual lanes

The Joblo National Bank is at the front of the intersection

There's a steakhouse, a fading video store, a Toys R' Us, and several other businesses surrounding the area.

(All a Tracking Shot)

tbondrage and his brother analyze the intersection. It is very busy. Traffic on all sides. Two guards are positioned on the front of the bank. They walk by the bank. They catch a glimpse of two more by the entrance on the inside. tbondrage glances at one of the guards, but he gives a friendly gesture and keeps walking. His brother continues to methodically analyze his surroundings. tbondrage decides to get some food at the steakhouse.

tbondrage: I'm hungry. Care for some steak?

???: Sure.

They both go inside the steakhouse. It is as obviously themed as you would expect. Plenty of old West furnishings around them. Some classic Clint Eastwood pictures on the wall. A lovely woman gets the two men and show them inside. They both sit down, order, and dig in.

The brother still maintains his cloaked appearance.

tbondrage: You know, keeping up with the Darkman schtick might bring some suspicion?

???: No it won't. You see a stranger trying to close himself off. People don't want to know why. They just let it be.

tbondrage: You a psychologist now?

???: Just common sense.

tbondrage dips his piece of steak into some BBQ sauce and looks at his brother.

tbondrage: About yesterday....

???: No need to talk about it. I did what I did. Simple as that. Righteous should be fucking buying me drinks every day of his life from now on.

tbondrage: But you know MonsterZero's policy and we were doing so well before.

???: tbondrage, we are way pass the point of trying to play coy. Everyone knows about us. Our actions. Our intent. It's no surprise we're dangerous people. I believe that at this point it's time to put the stamp on it. The police have been chasing us down for a few weeks, but they obviously aren't doing their best. We're just a bunch of low end crooks snatching pricey steelbooks. I proved to them that we are serious. There's too much complacency in this city. I simply gave them a wake up call. It meant going against Monster's policy, but I did it to give us a name.

tbondrage: Dad never wanted us to be infamous.

???: Dad always liked low-key. If this is going to be our way of life, I want to at least make an impact. We depend on crime, why not have some legitimacy?

tbondrage: Says the man lurking the streets in layers.

???: I just want my actions to be recognized. Not me.

He laughs and continues snacking on his fries and dips them into some honey mustard.


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: MFC The Town
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 02:38 AM Jun 02

I'm liking the brother dynamic, interesting to see where it leads.

Cochise
Cochise at 04:05 PM Jun 02

very cool keep em comin!

horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 19 days ago

The Porn Parodox #7: Family Guy XXX

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A Plot? The guys try to get laid with their respective women. That's all you need I guess.

Does it Work as a Parody? This one is actually one of the better parodies I've seen in a while. It gets the format of the show down pat. Everyone does a great impression of their characters. The guy they got to play Peter, Joe, and Lois are great. They got the non connecting jokes, the pop culture references, and all the trademarks of the show down (well in that porn parody way). It's even quite funny in parts. There's no Brian or Stewie in this one naturally. Or Chris either. Add a random Ron Jeremy cameo and you're good.

How's the Humping? The sex work as well. Misty Stone plays Cleveland's wife and she can't do no wrong in my eyes. Aurora Snow plays Lois and does a great job and she looks better with some weight on her. Jennifer White plays Joe's wife and she might not be great as the character, but she makes it up with energy and booty. The woman they got for Meg was ok.

Conclusion Not bad at all. Delivers on the sex and the parody. It wasn't even that weird considering the source material.


Mood: Chillin'
timmyd
timmyd at 05:53 PM May 30

agreed , not bad at all . Enthusiasm goes a long way .

horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 19 days ago

The MFC Part 3

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cerealkiller arrives to the scene of the robbery at Jimmyo National Bank. Cop cars surround the closed off street. Yellow tape everywhere and scrambling paramedics, police, and concerned citizens. cerealkiller approaches his best friend Det. Invidtus who is talking with another officer.

cerealkiller: Hey Invidtus.

Invidtus (talks to the other officer): Ok, I want ballistics coming in as soon as possible.

Turns to cerealkiller

Invidtus: Hey, how's it going? How's the wife and kids?

cerealkiller: Usual. Daughter is doing well and Alice is worrying her ass off about me.

Invidtus: She should be. It seems our boys are beginning to not give a fuck about what they do. One of the guys shot one of drivers and based on the security camera footage out of self defense. Aside from the kill, everything else was per usual with these guys. Some Pirates of the Caribbean steelbooks were stolen.

cerealkiller: We need to focus on knowing when these steelbook shipments are heading to which banks. Ballistics doesn't mean shit. The steelbooks are our way in.

Invidtus: I tried to research with OldKingClancy, but precious steelbooks are kept under wraps. Unless you are the owner of the steelbook or the bank, no one has access. Not even the police. They're that fucking important.

cerealkiller: There has to be a way to learn about these shipments.

They walk up to Ocelot_Snake, the local coroner, has he seems to has finished his job with the body.

Invidtus: How's the meat work doc?

Ocelot: Surprised it took this long for someone to die in one of these robberies. But I guess it was bound to happen. Guy got messed up pretty bad.

He signals a gun sign to his head.

Ocelot: Shotgun blast to the right side of the head. It looks like this is heading south fast. I might start earning my paycheck more often I think.

Invidtus (smiles): Well, let's make sure all you do is sip coffee in your freezer.

cerealkiller notices JohnLocke2342 right outside the bank.

cerealkiller: I'm heading to talk to JohnLocke. I'll catch you later Invidtus.

Invidtus: All right.

He greets JohnLocke

JohnLocke: Your boys sure did make a mess inside.

cerealkiller: Any leads at all? Eyewitness reports?

JohnLocke: Not much. Ghostface masks this time. Obviously, they are following the horror movie killer pattern. Hostages were kept tied together by the far right wall looking towards the wall. People outside saw the men run out and head down Fargo Blvd, but that's the extent of it. Seems like these fuckers got us at every step. However, I do have a lead that could help us greatly.

cerealkiller: Which is?

JohnLocke: You know that new guy OldKingClancy?

cerealkiller: Yeah, the fella with the scratchy beard.

JohnLocke: Well, it seems like OldKingClancy knows a guy who frequents a local bar by the name of Mike Bays. The name's Nite Owl and Clancy apparently overheard some talk about a man named tbondrage99 and the word steelbook.

cerealkiller: I hope to God this is new information.

JohnLocke: Guaranteed. He just told me today.

cerealkiller: Did he know beforehand?

JohnLocke: Maybe.

cerealkiller: Jesus. I need to know how long ago this was. Where is he?

JohnLocke: Where else?

JohnLocke points at OldKingClancy hitting on a woman by the yellow tape.

They approach him

OldKingClancy is smooth talking this young blonde (Juno Temple) about what happened.

Bonnie: So aren't you worried about what will happen to you in this investigation? I mean these guys have been doing this for a few weeks now.

OldKingClancy: Nah. You see, men like these. I wouldn't call them men...more like pussies. They do this for control. For power. They lack discipline. They are flawed mentally. So I'm not worried about death because I know I can surpass them in that aspect. It's all about outsmarting your enemy.

Bonnie: WOW! Sure sounds exciting.

OldKingClancy (smiles): It sure is

cerealkiller interrupts Clancy.

cerealkiller: Clancy! Might if I pull you away for a second?

OldKingClancy: ....Ummm...I have some business to take care....

cerealkiller: Oh, she won't mind do you ma'am?

Bonnie: You guys seem busy. I don't want to get in the way. Bye Clancy.

OldKingClancy: I thought the police force worked together in all areas.

cerealkiller: JohnLocke told me you know a guy who has been talking about steelbooks at your pub, right?

OldKingClancy: Yeah, at first I didn't think nothing of it. This guy Nite Owl is a bit nutty

cerealkiller: How long ago was this?

OldKingClancy: I'd say two days ago.

cerealkiller: Does he frequent the bar?

OldKingClancy: He's a drunk. Of course, he does.

JohnLocke: Well, it seems like you can have a story to tell to these pretty ladies after all. You're taking us to this bar so we can find out about the next possible robbery.

OldKingClancy: Me? This isn't my department.

cerealkiller: Nonsense. You need to learn. You're young. Give you some skills under your belt and you can't back away so I suggest you do this.

OldKingClancy: Can I get a drink there?

cerealkiller: No.


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: MFC The Town
Invidtus
Invidtus at 06:22 PM May 30

He's one of those guys prowling around all night, dedicated-

Cochise
Cochise at 10:15 PM May 30

nice! bring on pt 4!

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 07:55 PM Jun 01

love that you chose to use steelbooks. very cool idea!

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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 21 days ago

The MFC Part 2

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We see cerealkiller make himself some toast and spread some strawberry jelly on it. He hears some stirring and it is his wife Alice (Emma Watson) coming out of the bedroom and into the kitchen.

Alice: You have to leave right now?

cerealkiller: Yeah. Another bank got hit with a few precious steelbooks stolen.

Alice: You don't know whose been doing this yet?

cerealkiller: These guys are crafty. They seem to have a backup plan for every step, but I found out that one of them has killed one of the guards. They have never killed before this one. We might be applying a lot of pressure on them and they feel the urge to kill.

He approaches Alice and hugs her from behind.

cerealkiller: Either way, I know I'm sure I'm close to capturing them.

Alice: You do always get what you want.

They share a strong kiss.

Alice: Please be careful please.

cerealkiller: Of course. Tell Audrey I'll be back later tonight to finish up our Disney movie marathon.

Alice laughs and waves goodbye.

Inside an abandoned warehouse in the outskirts of town, we see the gang's truck park and they all get out and take off their masks except for the leader. HTX takes the briefcase out and places it on a nearby table. He opens it and reveals the three Pirates of the Caribbean steelbooks arranged neatly in chronological order.

HTX: Yes. All here.

tbondrage: Perfect.

hunter (He points to The Leader): Wait, don't tell me were going to ignore this guy's stupid fucking reckless action today?

The Leader remains masked and still. He seems to stare at hunter.

hunter: We never kill people. Why the fuck did he do it now?! The cops are on our ass as it is and we can't afford this shit to happen.

tbondrage: Hey!! That man was about to shoot Righteous's head off. I'm sure he did the right thing.

hunter: Don't pussy out because he's your brother. He did an idiotic thing today.

Leader: Give me the briefcase.

HTX gives tbondrage the briefcase and then hands it to The Leader.

Leader: All I've got to say is that shit is getting rather stressful and the cops are indeed on our asses. We can't afford any slip ups and I decided that shooting that guard was the most appropriate action I could take at the time. I guarantee we are still in the clear. Until then, lay low and shut the fuck up before I put a bullet in your head and deliver you to the police station myself.

All the men stay quiet while The Leader signals his brother to head out of the back of the warehouse. tbondrage and The Leader head out while The Leader wears a baseball cap.

tbondrage and The Leader head into a pawn shop. tbondrage and The Leader head inside and tbondrage meets with the owner MonsterZeroNJ. tbondrage shows him the briefcase and they both head to the back while The Leader examines the VHS collection near the entrance.

MonsterZero: I heard you guys killed a guard.

tbondrage: Oh yeah, my brother reacted after the guard tried to shoot Righteous.

MonsterZero: You guys have already been doing this for several weeks. Now is not the time for dumb cowboy games.

MonsterZero stares through the open doorway at The Leader staring at his VHS collection.

MonsterZero: Why must he feel the need to hide from me?

tbondrage: Identity protection and trust issues. He's always been strange towards strangers.

MonsterZero: I've been your employer for months now. The least he can do is show some goddamn courtesy and show me his face and "how are you?" You two are something else I swear.

MonsterZero opens the briefcase showing the Pirate steelbooks.

MonsterZero: Ok, all here.

MonsterZero goes to his safe and takes out around $1,000 dollars in cash.

MonsterZero: Here's your pay. Now I heard that there will be a shipment of Pixar steelbooks heading in to the Joblo National Bank by Ridley Scott Street in a few days.

tbondrage: That's a heavy area. There's traffic everywhere and it's at a intersection.

MonsterZero: That's why I want just you two to do this job. No vehicles either. I want those steelbooks pronto. I want you two to head in, get the briefcase, and head out with little heat on your ass.

He stares intensely at tbondrage and then looks at The Leader.

MonsterZero: Tell your insane brother to keep his muzzle cold as ice throughout this whole thing. If I hear he kills another guard anyone again, I will terminate our relationship and you guys are on your own. Understand?

tbondrage: Yeah.

MonsterZero: Ok, now get the fuck out of my store.

tbondrage gets out of the backroom and signals The Leader to leave and they both head out into the warm summer day.


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: MFC The Town
tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 05:45 PM May 29

This is great stuff.

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 07:48 PM May 29

I'm lovin' this!

Glinda
Glinda at 08:54 PM May 29

Really good!!

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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 21 days ago

The MFC Part 1

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Opens on a wide shot of the city of Schmoetanton. It is a bright sunny day. People flocking the sidewalks going about their daily business. A truck pulls in front of the Jimmyo National Bank. jimmydevito gets out of the passenger seat and goes to unlock the back of the truck. He gets in and pulls out a stainless steel box and heads for the inside of the bank.

A few blocks away, we see hunter zolomon, Righteous_faustus, HTX0811, RandomK1NG, and tbondrage99 (the driver) in a similar truck driving towards the same bank.

jimmydevito is meeting up with Beauski, a teller at the bank, with the box.

jimmydevito: New rare steelbook shipment.

Beauski (Checks watch): Right on time.

Beauski proceeds to lead jimmydevito to the vault. dstoudt80 and Dodong27 check out the bank as security guards. The bank is fairly busy.

The other truck parks in a nearby alleyway. All the guys signal each other to proceed and they put on their Ghostface masks. The individual in the passenger seat doesn't say a word and leads the gang. Random, Righteous, hunter, and tbondrage enter the bank with shotguns shown. HTX holds up the driver of the truck with the unknown individual pointing the shotgun to the driver's head. Random knocks Dodong down and hunter takes down dstoudt.

Righteous: Alright folks! You know the drill!!!

hunter holds the two security guards down while Random and tbondrage gather the patrons. Beauski tries to hide while jimmydevito hides behind the counter. He draws his gun nervously.

Righteous: Would any of you kind employees be able to open that vault for me please?

jimmydevito goes to fire at Righteous, but the unknown leader actually shoots him down via headshot.

Beauski is covered in blood as he attempts to grab the stainless steel box.

The unknown leader sees Beauski attempt to grab the box.

???: Let. go.

Beauski lets go without hesitation shaking after what he has seen. The man grabs the case and signals the other men to leave. They all run out of the bank while HTX follows. They jump into their truck and drive out into the chaos in the streets.


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: MFC The Town
Scotch
Scotch at 08:39 AM May 29

This is fucking cool!

Cochise
Cochise at 11:42 AM May 29

wow great stuff man, really diggin this!

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 07:43 PM May 29

this is awesome! a new rare steelbook shipment, love it.

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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 25 days ago

MFC The Town Casting

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cerealkiller182 - The protagonist of this story. A well off police officer with a wife and a young daughter. He is disturbed by the increasing acts of theft and violence in the city and plans to stop them whether it ends up costing more than just his job.

Derek237 - The police chief of Schmoetanton. He's hard headed, but determined and straightforward.

??? - The antagonist of the movie. The head honcho of the group responsible for the bank thefts and acts of violence. There seems to be no motive for this person aside from making a name. When things escalate, this person will not go down without a fight.

tbondrage99 - The brother of the criminal group's leader. Charismatic and funny, but gets down to business when needed.

The Cops: OldKingClancy, YoshioKun13, JohnLocke2342, Laksmikanti, Invidtus, zombie_bro, and TheChanges23

The Criminals: hunter zolomon, RandomK1NG, Righteous_faustus, and HTX0811

Nite Owl - An informant from the streets

Threat Poet - A butcher shop owner in the town who is good friends with cerealkiller182

MrsData - cerealkiller's mother

Suit - The District Attorney

Fab-007 - The mayor


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: MFC The Town
Invidtus
Invidtus at 08:19 AM May 25

Guns and Oxy - it's like MFC townie Christmas-

Suit
Suit at 12:07 PM May 25

Ah nice. I literally am the suit in this movie.

cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 05:27 PM May 25

haha nice!

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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 26 days ago

Best Male Porn Stars

Ron Jeremy (Funny and very smart as well)

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YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!!!

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John Holmes (I'm surprised the women who performed with him didn't choke to death. Plus, he's the inspiration for Boogie Nights)

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James Deen (Savvy businessman and eccentric. Has a cool swagger to him that is easy to like)

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Evan Stone (He's a good comedic actor and isn't bad when taking on a role and he works like a beast)

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Peter North (The Human Water Hose)

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Manuel Ferrara (Super charismatic and a great performer. Probably the only one close to support uncircumsized men)

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Jamie Gillis (One could say he was the Robert De Niro of porn. Starring in a lot of gritty crime films in the 70's and 80's. He was a bit creepy, but a good actor)

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Honorable Mentions: Tom Byron, Mandingo, Lexington Steele, John Leslie


Mood: Chillin'
Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 06:52 PM May 23

Manuel F. is my favorite his performances look very natural, guy is quite committed. His job with Gianna Michaels is quite good.

Glinda
Glinda at 09:51 PM May 23

I love the top pic of Ron.

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 05:23 AM May 24

Women make more in porn than men do.

And I'm a fan of Randy spears. He's funny.

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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 26 days ago

The Porn Parodox #6: SpongeKnob SquareNuts

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A Plot? Spongebob gets laid. Yep.

Does It Work as a Parody? Well, this one was just weird and kinda creepy at first. Just having these two actors dressed up as Spongebob and Sandy and then go at it which is just not right. However, I would be lying if I wasn't laughing at some of the dialogue they had to say. I mean, it all revolves around Spongebob wanting to get laid. Sandy is more than willing to do, but it's all just a blowjob. Skin Diamond who plays Sandy does provide a great Sandy voice impression though and they stay in character throughout.

How's the Humping? It's a blowjob, but I'm sure this is spank fodder considering the material for me. I don't about you.

Conclusion Well it's an episode and it just weird. It's funny, but weird. It also gets repetitive when the blowjob starts. So um....its up to you.


Mood: Chillin'
Mongo
Mongo at 02:07 PM May 23

I'm looking forward to your MFC porn movie parody lists.....

The Bodyguard
The Bodyguard at 02:20 PM May 23

Wood Rocket TV is a weird channel, but James Deen has a lot of passion for what he does and I think he has a good team put together. I mean they are pornstars having fun mixed with some cool sex scenes (this is not one of the cool ones)

timmyd
timmyd at 04:59 PM May 23

Weirdness . not necessarily bad , but weirdness .

horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 27 days ago

MFC The Town Cast List

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Plot: In Schmoetanton, a rising number of heists have been committed during the past few weeks. We follow the daily grind of both the cops and the criminals as they try to get by every day as the pressure mounts.

Expect

-Violence
-Shootings
-Interrogations
-Investigations
-Cursing
-Sexy Talk
-Ranting
-and other things


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: MFC The Town
Cochise
Cochise at 12:22 PM May 23

sweet!

randychico
randychico at 12:47 PM May 23

I came for the badass lego dude, I stayed for the awesome possibilities

timmyd
timmyd at 05:16 PM May 23

coolness .

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horrorfan23 posted a BLOG item 27 days ago

An Idea for more Slender Man films

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It's great to see people doing movies or other forms of material on the Internet myth of the Slender Man. It is a rich mythology that is public domain and anyone can do what they please with the character or the backstory.

It has plenty of potential for something created from the Internet. An ominous figure who stalks people who see him and make them go insane. Plus, it has an interesting look and there's plenty of creep factor to be had there.

I was thinking of maybe have a story where a guy (maybe have him be a urban legend geek) have his recent ex-girlfriend (issues regarding him not being to grow beyond loving old campfire tales) disappear at her home. She lives near a wooded area that many say the Slender Man lives and stalks his victims. There's even been some other disappearances as well of children, but are dismissed as runaways. Have the main character investigate the disappearance and make it into a quasi mystery investigation with the creeping factor of the Slender Man around him, but more psychological rather than outright have it there. Maybe make it seem like his little obsession of urban legends is manipulating the actual situation? Or maybe the figure does exist?

It's an interesting myth that can provide plenty of good films if handled correctly.


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: Slender Man
Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 12:59 PM May 23

Not for me. The character is spooky as hell to me.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 01:18 PM May 23

Ive only just found out about the slenderman, watched the video youtube before, could be a good horror movie.

WalkAway
WalkAway at 09:28 PM May 23

I'd be down for this

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