1. I graduated high school in 1998.
2. In the 10th grade I was busted with a porno. I told my AP that I didn't know about the porno and that I had asked for a different movie. The guy that brought me the porno got suspended amd I got off clean.
3. I’m awfully anxious for someone who literally has nowhere to be.
4. I think there are a lot of people in this world who are the way they are because they didn’t get punched enough times.
5. I've had seizures since June 1998 and because of my seizures I've never been able to get a drivers license.
6. I am so fucking sick of Zooey Deschanel.
7. The quickest way to make me think you’re an idiot is when you refuse to watch movies made before you were born, or you tell me you can’t watch something in black and white because it’s distracting, or you tell me that you hate subtitles because “I don’t want to read a movie.”
8. I am incapable of moderation when it comes to sleep.
9. If someone told me I could press a button for a million dollars but someone would die, I’d press it. Especially if I got to pick the person.
10. I am fascinated by sexy black women.
11. I really hate men who have no problem watching two women making out. But when they see two men kissing they're like eww gross get those queers away from me. Double standard bastards.
12. The first movie I ever saw on the big screen was E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, I was two years old.
13. I actually get a little happy when weather ruins holiday weekends. I hate people that much.
14. I don’t like Firefly. Tried to watch it. Gave it a few episodes. Didn’t care for it.
15. She’s evil and horrible and I would never vote for her, but I still really want to fuck Sarah Palin.
Oh damn, I didn't think of 9. Solid choices here