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Ghostbusters
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A 3D remake of Seven Samurai done as a action/comedy directed by both Michael Bay and Brett Ratner starring: Kevin James, Adam Sandler, Channing Tatum, Jamie Kennedy, Jack Black, Martin Lawrence, and Charlie Sheen. GET ON THIS SHIT HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
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HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

A 3D remake of Seven Samurai done as a action/comedy directed by both Michael Bay and Brett Ratner starring: Kevin James, Adam Sandler, Channing Tatum, Jamie Kennedy, Jack Black, Martin Lawrence, and Charlie Sheen. GET ON THIS SHIT HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 01:24 AM Sep 13

Go to your room now and think about what you've said.

MonsterZeroNJ
MonsterZeroNJ at 01:39 AM Sep 13

LOL! on both responses!

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 10:17 PM Sep 13

no. not even as a joke.
plus we already have Three Amigos and Tropic Thunder

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HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Cold Prey was a pretty standard by the numbers slasher film. Not bad but certainly not a masterpiece. Hopefully parts 2 and 3 will get a dvd release here in the states sometime soon.
Anakin
Anakin at 02:46 PM Aug 24

It's solid fare but ur right it's not anything original. The sequel is a total rip off of Halloween 2 but still worth a watch. Aint seen 3. Heard it's shit.

timmyd
timmyd at 03:34 PM Aug 24

COLD PREY'S pretty damn cool . Great heroine , cool suspense . #2 is a pretty decent time , a bit HALLOWEEN 2 -ish , yes . 3's a dud . goNADSgo69's got some pretty damn decent reviews of 2 + 3 in his Blogs section . A TALE OF TWO SISTERS is very cool , and MARTYRS .....is MARTYRS .(regarding you're earlier update)

HoboJoeBob
HoboJoeBob at 03:53 PM Aug 24

Haven't watched A Tale of Two Sisters and Martyrs yet. Probably going to save them for October.

HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

A Tale of Two Sisters, Cold Prey, and Martyrs came in the mail today.
randychico
randychico at 09:53 PM Aug 23

Good combo, I LOVE A Tale of Two Sisters

Electroeels25
Electroeels25 at 10:07 PM Aug 23

The only one out of the three that I've seen is Martyrs. And I still haven't decided if I liked that movie or not. It certainly sparked a reaction from me which is something that rarely happens anymore with horror movies. A Tale of Two Sisters I've been meaning to watch for some time now. And I've never heard of Cold Prey.

HoboJoeBob
HoboJoeBob at 10:35 PM Aug 23

I happened to open my A Tale of Two Sisters and Cold Prey DVD's and was pleasantly surprised to find chapter inserts inside the cases. Didn't realize how much I miss seeing those things.

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HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

R.I.P Nintendo Power… a part of my childhood dies in December.
HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Angel isn't coming on TNT anymore? Bah. Whenever I woke up early I at least had that to watch. Now I got Smallville and ugh Charmed.
thatswhatshesaid
thatswhatshesaid at 02:07 PM Aug 22

I use to watch that every morning!

HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Neither Best Buy or Wal-Mart had The Raid Redemption. Fuck I wish I had a decent place that sold DVD's around here. Off to Amazon then I guess.
grelber37
grelber37 at 12:06 AM Aug 19

I have the same happen with many titles. Oh well, Amazon is at least quick about delivery.

HoboJoeBob created a LIST: almost 5 years ago

My Cinematic Expendables

1. O-Ren Ishii - Kill Bill (Villain)
2. Tommy DeVito - Goodfellas (Villain)
3. Anton Chigurh - No Country For Old Men (Villain)
4. Harmonica - Once Upon a Time in the West
5. V - V For Vendetta
6. Miho - Sin City
7. Connor & Murphy MacManus - The Boondock Saints
8. Tallahassee - Zombieland
9. El Mariachi - Desperado
10. Jack Burton - Big Trouble in Little China
MrsData
MrsData at 12:36 AM Aug 16

Oh damn, I didn't think of 9. Solid choices here

Fab-007
Fab-007 at 01:00 AM Aug 16

#1. O-Ren Ishii. Well played.

randychico
randychico at 05:43 AM Aug 16

^Yeah, agreed

HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Do any of you have a link to a list of all the new cable shows premiering this fall? I've been looking all over but I'm only finding the network shows.
cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 11:08 PM Aug 09

If you are talking about channels like HBO, Showtime, FX, AMC, etc, its possibly they don't have any new shows. They might just have returning shows.

They have a bunch of listings here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_in_American_television#Programs_debuting_in_2012

Some are even still TBA and might not even make this year

HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Screw TDKR and all this Justice League talk. ALF IS BACK!!!!!
HoboJoeBob
HoboJoeBob at 08:36 PM Aug 09

Even better! Live action/cgi form! Though I'm sure pogs will be coming soon.

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 08:51 PM Aug 09

What!?!? Seriously? The eighties baby in me is jumping for joy.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:03 PM Aug 09

All other things are irrelevant! Breathing? Feh!

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HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Ben Affleck directing a Justice League movie? I'd be happy with this.
Cochise
Cochise at 01:55 AM Aug 09

he can do no wrong.

HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

24 hours of Toshiro Mifune on Turner Classic Movies tomorrow. Starting at 6:00 in the AM it's Drunken Angel, Rashomon, Seven Samurai, Throne of Blood and Yojimbo. Lets see if I can do this.
WalkAway
WalkAway at 01:15 AM Aug 09

Love Summer Under the Stars

HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Nice seeing Chavo Guerrero back in the ring again. Hopefully he'll do better in TNA than he did in WWE.
sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 02:22 AM Aug 03

lol, yeah WWE had that man as a legendary jobber.

HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Should have know better than to try and watch porn on my shitty computer. Computer froze halfway in like always and lost internet connection for an hour.
sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 10:55 PM Aug 02

Damn.

HoboJoeBob posted a BLOG item almost 5 years ago

Here’s the official synopsis for Stephen King’s sequel to The Shining “Doctor Sleep”

Stephen King returns to the characters and territory of one of his most popular novels ever, The Shining, in this instantly riveting novel about the now middle-aged Dan Torrance (the boy protagonist of The Shining) and the very special twelve-year-old girl he must save from a tribe of murderous paranormals.On highways across America, a tribe of people called The True Knot travel in search of sustenance. They look harmless—mostly old, lots of polyester, and married to their RVs. But as Dan Torrance knows, and tween Abra Stone learns, The True Knot are quasi-immortal, living off the “steam” that children with the “shining” produce when they are slowly tortured to death.

Haunted by the inhabitants of the Overlook Hotel where he spent one horrific childhood year, Dan has been drifting for decades, desperate to shed his father’s legacy of despair, alcoholism, and violence. Finally, he settles in a New Hampshire town, an AA community that sustains him, and a job at a nursing home where his remnant “shining” power provides the crucial final comfort to the dying. Aided by a prescient cat, he becomes “Doctor Sleep.”

Then Dan meets the evanescent Abra Stone, and it is her spectacular gift, the brightest shining ever seen, that reignites Dan’s own demons and summons him to a battle for Abra’s soul and survival. This is an epic war between good and evil, a gory, glorious story that will thrill the millions of hyper-devoted readers of The Shining and wildly satisfy anyone new to the territory of this icon in the King canon.


Mood: Bored

HoboJoeBob updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

Well. Looks like we know how Kristen Stewart got the role in Snow White and the Huntsman now. Must have been some audition.
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 12:16 AM Jul 26

She must have BLEW HIM AWAY!

Huh? Huh? Get it? :P

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 01:04 AM Jul 26

^HA!

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