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Jurassic Park 3D was helluva good time. Best up-converted 3D I've ever seen (made Episode I look like Clash of the Titans). Do yourselves a favor; skip Evil Dead and celebrate the 20th Anniversary of one of Spielberg's greatest popcorn films.
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Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

reviewed on April 2nd, 2013 08:57PM

All good things must come to an end, and for the long running staple horror franchise from New Line Cinema, it was time. Due to a downward trend in popularity and obvious diminishing returns, it was time to lay Freddy to rest for good. But wheth...

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Dead Ringers

reviewed on December 31st, 2012 08:30PM

David Cronenberg closed out the 1980's with this dark thriller about two identical twins and the bond they share. Like many of Cronenberg's films, it may not be one the most accessible flicks you watch on a blind viewing. It begins very well, gi...

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Batman & Robin

reviewed on July 14th, 2012 07:42PM

Well here goes. What Joel Schumacher and Warner Bros. started with Batman Forever, they attempted perfection with the "toyetic" Batman & Robin. I am of course referring to a more commercial, mainstream, and family-friendly Batman film. The resu...

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Batman Forever

reviewed on July 13th, 2012 08:41PM

There is no denying it, when I was a kid I could not get enough of this film. It was a big deal back in 1995 and it was the first Batman film I ever saw in theaters. My friends and I would quote it at school and show-off are trading card collect...

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Batman Returns

reviewed on July 12th, 2012 07:25PM

Riding on the success of the first Batman film in 1989, Tim Burton returned for this sequel but with some added benefits. Burton was given more freedom by Warner Bros., allowing him to make something a little more personal. Batman Returns is ver...

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Prometheus

reviewed on June 8th, 2012 08:22PM

My most anticipated film of 2012 has finally arrived, Sir Ridley Scott's triumphant return to science fiction with Prometheus. While I still need some time to let this film settle, I just wanted to say a few words. To begin, Prometheus is damn...

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Alien 3

reviewed on June 6th, 2012 08:43PM

It is time for this film-goer to vent a little frustration. This time it is Alien 3 as the topic of discussion. To paraphrase Roger Ebert, I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, this movie! Still with me? Okay. Now I will explain myself. How do yo...

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The Lost Boys

reviewed on April 28th, 2012 07:03PM

I have been meaning to watch this film for the longest time. As a genre staple from the 1980's, I am not really not sure what took me so long to get around to it. Well, here goes. For the most part, this film lived up to the hype. As a more ...

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The Faculty

reviewed on April 23rd, 2012 07:45PM

The Faculty is one of those late 90's mainstream horror-revival films that I just never got around to see. After having just finished watching it for the first time I am glad I did. To start off, this film was pretty a good time overall. It n...

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

reviewed on July 15th, 2011 09:48PM

The wait is finally over, Harry Potter's cinematic journey is at its end. It is with great enthusiasm that I finally get to see my most anticipated film of this (sadly lack-luster) summer. I myself am a rather new fan of this franchise but I was...

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Fast Five

reviewed on May 2nd, 2011 07:55PM

How shall I begin? First off I must confess I am not real familiar with nor a fan of this franchise. But I was drawn to this film for a variety of reasons, mostly because of the good word-of-mouth and the fact it was the only thing playing. My exp...

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Scream 4

reviewed on May 1st, 2011 06:36PM

Well what do you know, ten years have past and we have a new Scream film. At this point such a thing would seem rather tedious and unnecessary. But what the hell, I enjoyed the other films so why not check this one out. Luckily, I came out of the ...

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Scream 3

reviewed on April 14th, 2011 09:10PM

It is always a shame to see a film franchise go south. This is unfortunately the case with Scream 3. Of course another sequel was no surprise. But this film comes off as half-cocked and forced. What could have been a promising end to a great seri...

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Scream 2

reviewed on April 14th, 2011 07:04PM

I will let you in on a little secret, I actually saw this film first before the original "Scream." This may be part of the reason I enjoy this one so much. Yes, the success of "Scream" allowed a green light for a sequel. But do not let the numeral...

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Scream

reviewed on April 13th, 2011 08:00PM

"Scream" always brings a smile to my face. Especially when I am reminded how huge this film (and to an extent its sequels) were when I was younger. The slasher genre was in dire need of some retooling, and "Scream" came along and gave it a much ne...

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Batman

reviewed on February 1st, 2011 09:09PM

The big screen adaption of Batman took years to finally materialize. After the Christopher Reeves starring Superman series all but evaporated, it was definitely time for something fresh and different for comic book adaptions. Hiring a relatively n...

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Black Swan

reviewed on December 19th, 2010 08:22PM

Director Darren Arnofsky returns with his latest cinematic offering, Black Swan. I can honestly say this was one of my most anticipated films of late 2010. Arnofsky's previous work, "The Fountain" and "The Wrestler," were both excellent and seem...

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The Tourist

reviewed on December 10th, 2010 11:02PM

It has been less than six months since we saw Angelina Jolie in yet another spy film, Salt, directed by Phillip Noyce (a slightly better film). But now it is nearly the end of 2010 and one more film of this demeanor just could not help but be rel...

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Skyline

reviewed on November 14th, 2010 02:53PM

"Skyline" is yet another attempt at the alien invasion formula, this time from the directing team that gave us the horrible AVP: Requiem some years back. Needless to say their craft has not improved with age (especially in the sci-fi genre), and...

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The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest

reviewed on November 13th, 2010 12:08AM

Going into the "The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest" I definitely was feeling a certain level of anticipation and genuine excitement. Despite not having read the novels, I thoroughly enjoyed the first two film adaptions of Stieg Larsson's "Mill...

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Due Date

reviewed on November 6th, 2010 07:59PM

Even while watching the trailer for "Due Date" I felt as though I had seen this film before (many times). Another road trip movie about two guys who reluctantly have to be with one another to get from point A to point B (hmmmm...Plane, Trains and...

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Saw 3D

reviewed on October 28th, 2010 09:25PM

It is almost Halloween so you know what that means. Yep, another Saw film from Lionsgate. Saw 3D however, promises to be the final chapter of this long running horror franchise. If there was any other better time to pack it in and say goodbye (...

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Paranormal Activity 2

reviewed on October 24th, 2010 11:25AM

I am not sure whether to be really disappointed or just kind of neutral on this film. When it comes to the first Paranormal Activity, I thought it was a good, but not great exercise in documentary style horror. This (first) sequel however, attem...

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Resident Evil: Afterlife

reviewed on September 11th, 2010 10:15AM

Paul W.S. Anderson returns to the director's chair for this fourth outing in the "Resident Evil" franchise. The results are about what is to be expected from these films so far. While offering some of the same elements that have come to identify...

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day

reviewed on September 4th, 2010 09:18PM

I can remember the first time I saw this film. I was in fourth grade and while at a friends house he suggested watching "Terminator 2: Judgment Day." He had it on two VHS tapes which he recorded off TV. Luckily for me, they were not a cable broa...

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The American

reviewed on September 1st, 2010 09:52PM

While it only occasionally happens, it is always nice to be pleasantly surprised by a film which you know very little about before seeing. "The American," directed by Anton Corbjn, happens to be one such example. With this film, another great add...

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The Expendables

reviewed on August 13th, 2010 08:56PM

Well, one of 2010's most anticipated films is finally here. The results are, I can firmly say, about what was expected. "The Expendables" is a good throw-back film to a time long remembered, the 80's action scene. In this sense, the film is largel...

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

reviewed on August 4th, 2010 09:52PM

It is always refreshing when a film comes along and completely surprises you. Edgar Wright's "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" is one such example. This was a film I knew very little about, I did not follow the production history nor was I even aware ...
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