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Airplane!
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Commando
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Star Wars: A New Hope
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Garden State
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Next Movie
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Heavy Metal
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Excalibur
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Roxanne
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Sylvester Stallone
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Natalie Portman
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Steven Spielberg
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Lust in Hell 2 might be in your VOD service. Skip it. I sought good cheap thrills, but the film is mediocre. It has the advertised supernatural, horror, and erotic elements. But, these elements appear too infrequently and too lamely/tamely. Really, LiH's most provocative facet is its title. Sometimes, that's exploitation cinema for you.
grelber37 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago
Lust in Hell 2 might be in your VOD service. Skip it. I sought good cheap thrills, but the film is mediocre. It has the advertised supernatural, horror, and erotic elements. But, these elements appear too infrequently and too lamely/tamely. Really, LiH's most provocative facet is its title. Sometimes, that's exploitation cinema for you.
grelber37 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago
Chronicle deserves its praise. Obviously, screenwriter Max Landis wishes to interrogate the superhero icon in Chronicle and his recent YouTube video. I hope any Chronicle sequels maintain the first film's intelligence, sense of humanity, and realistic setting. I hope that other film-makers experiment with the superhero genre--such as doing a found-footage flick.
grelber37 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago
Watch The Death and Return of Superman posted in Digital Dorm. DD won't let me Byte-Back, so I post here. JoBlo's comic geeks need to watch and enjoy. A person will laugh and think a bit.
grelber37 created a LIST: 5 days ago
Favorite Superbowl ads from this year
1. Volkswagon: the fat dog and Darth Vader
2. Chevy Camaro: the graduate "gets" a Camaro and everything seems going right. . . . .
3. Chrysler: Eastwood explains halftime in America
4. Doritos: a bungee baby and Grandma get their nacho cheese
5. The Avengers teaser
6. Pepsi Max: a Coke guy wins Pepsi Max for life to his great surprise
7. Chevy Silverado: in an apocalyptic world, Dave didn't make it; "Dave drove a Ford"
8. Sketchers: Mr. Quigely, the pug-ugly wins the race
9. Teleflora: a sexy model gets dressed and explains that Valentine's Day is not complicated
10. Hyundai: the entire company does the Rocky theme acappella
11. the John Carter teaser with the images in the letters
12. Met Life: Snoopy's cartoon friends appreciate Met Life likewise--even Voltron shows-up
grelber37 posted a BLOG item 6 days ago
Dissin' Mickey D's
A Facebook friend is an animal activist. On FB, she posted the accompanying image with the following caption: "In McDonald's new radio commercial, they say eating their chicken bites is less risky than petting a 'pit bull.' We don't care what product they are promoting. Insinuating that petting a 'pit bull' is unsafe is not only false advertising, but it is also creating an unfair image in the public eye for dogs."
I like dogs and have from childhood. I fucken hate McDonald's and have from childhood. I posted the following reply. FB friends found it awfully funny. Maybe, MFCers will find it a little funny too.
"Pit bull reply: 'Hey, Mickey Ds, even dogs don't like your shitty food. We wouldn't even raid your dumpsters. Licking our crotches is tastier and more sanitary. We wouldn't drink from your f'n toilets. You knew this ad campaign did not offend potential customers. And, furthermore, you can forget about us rubbing our asses over your countertops before each shift or about us licking anymore utensils “clean.” Although, granted, you paid us better than your human employees, those poor curs. You cheap bastards! Employee armpits are no substitute for functioning grills! Sarah McLachlan should advocate your staff in maudlin commercials.
Furthermore, you may no longer use bitch placenta in the McRib. SUCK OUR SIX FURRY TITS! We're going to go make nuggets in your yard now. And, you can eat them and go "pet" yourselves. We’re not your bitches' :P
I'm going to go scrounge for some chow. Many local restaurateurs are struggling with their banks. Well, except one. But, that's why they call him TACO JOHN! Apparently, he's a piscivore.
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grelber37 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago
I saw The Woman in Black. But, you know what? I am not giving anything away. Go see it. You will probably like it.
grelber37 updated his STATUS: 9 days ago
Every weekend should be like the upcoming. The Woman in Black gets good reviews. Chronicle gets good reviews. The Oscar contenders play at the local showhouse. America celebrates Superbowl Sunday on Sunday. You never know. This might be the happiest weekend of our lives :D
grelber37 updated his STATUS: 11 days ago
The Artist merits its Best Picture nomination. See it. The story makes a person both think and feel. The performances richly merit their Oscar nominations. Even Uggie the dog is good. The dialogue, images, and music are perfect. Sometimes, the lack of dialogue is perfect, for a viewer must interpret the film's message. The Artist discusses both past and modern times provocatively. For example, it presents gender relations in both a very traditional and very progressive way.
See The Artist, and enjoy the film.
grelber37 created a LIST: 13 days ago
My Ten Favorite Avengers. Which are Yours?
1. Captain America, the Star-Spangled Avenger
2. Sensational She-Hulk
3. The Incredible Hulk
4. Marrina
5. Oh my stars and garters, Beast!
6. Hellcat
7. Hawkeye
8. Tigra, the werewoman (I know about how "werewoman" is technically a contradiction, but "werewoman" is her nickname)
9. D-Man
10. Jocasta
grelber37 updated his STATUS: 14 days ago
Dr.Frankenstein at 07:06 AM Jan 28
grelber37 at 03:39 PM Jan 28
Look at late 2013. During autumn and winter, we get Noah, Paradise Lost, Thor 2, and The Hobbit: There and Back Again. How groovy, man. What an exploration of myth and legend old and new. Let us start getting into an altered state already.
Seriously, I like the possible convergence. These are movies for the soul.
Hopefully, Hollywood doesn't fuck-up this beloved Biblical, Marvel, or Tolkien material. May there come a Great Flood upon them--of smart-ass internet comments--if they do.
I totally agree! BUT,sounds like the "Noah" project is basically Conan w/ 1 hell of a flood (like I said in Strike-Back)... The Scriptures reveal that it was literally a worldwide genetic mutation, caused by fallen/exiled Angelic beings (or "Sons of God") These beings Scripture tells lost their original state as spirit entities, clothed in flesh, yet powerful and god-like among mere mortals in the ancient world. The "Nephilim" aka mutants,giants and monsters were spawned by these cursed entities. Eventually "EL" (GOD) took counsel together to destroy the planet with flood waters -from "the bowels" of Earth,via natural fountains+ a new phenomenon called rain.The Scripture says GOD also opened the "windows of heaven" (aka Outer Space = Mars? likely) and cast water down to the Earth. It's amazing to see how all prior men and women of faith in "EL" had passed away by the time of utter destruction. Only 8 in all were pure in their genetic makeup and/or linage. 7-12,000? years ago, this was how badly the genetics of mankind were messed up by these superhuman beings. 22 Principalities along w/ 178 other "Watchers" were responsible for this unimaginable period in Earth's history. Aronofsky has a great opportunity to do this justice, though Darren isn't open to the reality that went down 7 to 12,000? years ago,for several reasons I'd suspect.
Dr. Frankenstein, a person thought that you might have a good comment on this status update. Thanks for the coment. I knew the Genesis story. Thanks for adding its connection to other ancient mysteries.
grelber37 posted a BLOG item 17 days ago
Real Steel and The Woman: brief reviews
This text was originally a status update, but it was too long. So, blog entries are good too.
Yesterday was a DVD double-feature: Real Steel and The Woman. I shan't be writing reviews (stuff to do), but here are my twin Lincolns. Real Steel is a fanciful, live-action Disney film with Disney dialogue, Disney situations, Disney familial dynamics, and a Disney underdog tale. Real Steel is constructed for kids. Tweens should love it. For example, Jackman's "son" gets to be the film's protagonist, and the adult world around him operates in a simple way (as a kid might wish it to).
The Woman is one of those controversial horror/exploitation that most everyone is discussing. Consider seeing it. Misogny is the film's central topic. Grossly and memorably misogynistic are oh-so-many of its images and characters. A viewer will likely be shocked, provoked to thought, and both simultaneously. I am very glad to have seen The Woman. It takes risks and enters unpredictable territory. And, the mark of a good film is whether one ponders it still the next day. I am certainly still digesting The Woman. Consider seeing it.
Oddly, The Woman is a sequel to Offspring, an obscure Ghosthouse Underground title. I shall have to get the DVD from the video store and enjoy some more twisted tale.
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grelber37 updated his STATUS: 17 days ago
ericodarko at 08:57 AM Jan 25
VitamanMan8 at 09:33 AM Jan 25
Some Schmoes have seen The Artist, no doubt. Could they help me? Is The Artist more of a romance or a serious drama? If a romance, I shall see it only if it wins Best Picture. But, if a serious drama, a thoughtful piece done in an experimental style appeals. Has anyone seen the movie? Thanks for any feedback.
it is more of a comedy that slowly turns into a drama. yes, there is some romance but a big part of it is comedy. oh and it's a fuckign brilliant film
There's very little to the romance. It's more about this guy as he struggles to deal with his personal value in the face of a changing world. Dramedy, with a tiny bit of romance.
grelber37 created a LIST: 17 days ago
Great and Favorite Sports Flicks? Part 2 (I thought up some more goofy shit, but this list is it)
1. Robot-boxing: Real Steel
2. Bear-baiting: The Woman
3. Bullriding: Paranormal Activity 3 (or really 1, 2, & 4 would count too)
4. Gator-baiting: 'Gator Bait (Claudia Jennings is dead; long live Claudia Jennings)
5. Roller Derby: The Unholy Rollers (long live Claudia Jennings)
6. Bullriding: pick a Morgan Spurlock movie; he has created a career by riding a bunch of . . .
7. Dwarf-tossing: Frankenstein-1931 (you know the scene)
8. Bodybuilding: Frankenstein-1931, strangely enough
9. Soccer: Deep Throat (oh! "soccer," not "sucker")
10. Hockey: Batman-1966 (oh! "hockey," not "hokey")
11. Billiards: Scream (oh! "billiards," not "bills Lillard")
12. Hang-gliding: Radio Flyer (sick joke)
13. Diving: Oliver Stone's Nixon OR JFK (sicker joke)
14. Dog-mushing: Nightwatch (sickest)
15. Beaver-trapping: . . . nevermind, too easy (okay, King Kong, rimshot)
16. Arm-wrestling: Thirteen Days (about Cuban Missile Crisis)
17. Synchronized Running: The Benny Hill Show (neither a sport nor a film, but very funny)
18. Hammerthrow: Thor
19. Surfing: The Social Network
20. Poker: The Yule Log
21. Wife-carrying: pick a Rob Zombie movie (jk, I love Rob and Sherri)
22. Polo: pick a John Hughes film
23. Competitive Eating: Hannibal Rising OR Night of the Living Dead
24. Yachting: Summer Rental (remember it? it has John Candy, Kerri Green, Richard Crenna; rent it)
25. Bullriding: The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen
26. I could not think of any titles for snowshoing, sumo, lumberjack games, jousting, chess, and frisbee. But, a person shouldn't idle away the time with games anyway.
Based on a list by lordtyler912
Except that I'm sure Lucas would find a way to get money out of you for using this toilet.