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I just read somewhere that Rick Santorum wants to bad oral sex? I don't know if this is true or not (I wouldn't be surprised if it was), but he's officially fucked. Good-bye Santorum :P


LelekPL
LelekPL at 11:09 PM Feb 25

ban oral sex, right?
Also maybe I'm a little nit-picky right now, but if you don't know if it's true then that shouldn't really make him "officially" fucked. Just sayin'.

He is an asshole though, don't get me wrong.

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 11:16 PM Feb 25

Lol...he couldn't do that even if he wanted to. It's a harmless sexual act.

jimmydevito
jimmydevito at 11:17 PM Feb 25

I've never understood why other peoples sex lives are so important to some politicians

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 11:25 PM Feb 25

That has got to be a fucking joke. This Santorum and the Republican party are fucking loons. Makes me proud to be Canadian.

@jimmy: I'll tell you exactly why...cause they aren't getting any at home. So if they can't, neither can we.

DropDeadFred
DropDeadFred at 11:25 PM Feb 25

All Romney has to do now is declare March 14 a national holiday and it'll be a complete landslide!!!! :P

speederice
speederice at 11:27 PM Feb 25

I could never see this holding up in a court of law. Invasion of privacy in the home.

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 11:33 PM Feb 25

^^It wouldn't make it past the front door of the court building, it would be the most insane law proposal in United States history. Well I'm sorry but the government is not deciding when I can and can't have sex.

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 11:41 PM Feb 25

It would never happen. The only reason why I say he is fucked is because I think (and I could be wrong, I admit...a lot of times I am wrong lol) people will start to think this and no one will like the sound of it.

Santorum could never do it...it's just plain stupid.

jeo4
jeo4 at 11:43 PM Feb 25

Peoples sex lives and orientation are nobody elses business and should never be restricted by the government. No leader in the White House has stood behind it yet. Judging from the comments of the republican front runners, nothing is changing anytime soon.

jimmydevito
jimmydevito at 11:45 PM Feb 25

@EP very true I mean anyone that has gotten some good oral would never want to ban it hahaha

North is Up
North is Up at 12:03 AM Feb 26

Bad? Do you mean ban? Where did you hear that from, I really doubt a law like that would pass?

Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:05 AM Feb 26

Geez, talk about foaming at the mouth over an issue. *buh-bump-TSSH!*

Seriously, this homophobic hobgoblin writes the jokes for us.

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 12:07 AM Feb 26

Fuck, you're right. I didn't mean to right bad. I meant to right BAN! This is what happens when I go on MFC while reading for school :P

drc5145
drc5145 at 12:25 AM Feb 26

Santorum deserves nothing but bad oral sex, among other things.

G-Funk
G-Funk at 01:13 AM Feb 26

But...it's the best thing ever!