Show me the way to go home....I'm tired and i wanna go to bed....Had a drink bout an hour ago annnd it went right to my head.

I like to talk about the differences between frogs and bears. Like, when there is a frog around, i don't have to hang my fucking sandwiches from a branch. He'd rather have a fly. Because a fly zig zags, and my sandwiches do not.

The greatest movie ever made would be a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken where Samuel L. Jackson plays Christopher Walken and Christopher Walken plays Samuel Jackson.

I'm way too lazy to add friends or fill this in more. It's like a 2nd facebook, i can't deal with dat shit. I'll just keep doing what i do and going where the road takes me. Kind of like Forest Gump, except just a tiny bit more retarded.