Show me the way to go home....I'm tired and i wanna go to bed....Had a drink bout an hour ago annnd it went right to my head.

I like to talk about the differences between frogs and bears. Like, when there is a frog around, i don't have to hang my fucking sandwiches from a branch. He'd rather have a fly. Because a fly zig zags, and my sandwiches do not.

The greatest movie ever made would be a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken where Samuel L. Jackson plays Christopher Walken and Christopher Walken plays Samuel Jackson.