Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you shit in that thing motherfucker!

Does anyone else watch Happy Endings? That show cracks me up. Brad calling everyone by Friends Character's names was spot on. "Fat Joey".

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

They're my theme music. Every hero's got to have some.

Hey Spider-Man skeptics, how do you feel now after that trailer? I AM ALL IN!

What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded.

Finally caught up in Game of Thrones this weekend. What an amazing show. I almost had to call off the Superbowl just to get caught up.

“Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?”~Reese Witherspoon, addressing rumors that Justin Bieber wants to remake her 1996 thriller Fear, to MTV.

I have a new found love for Reese Witherspoon.

For what it's worth, you would make an incredible brunette.

This Day in Movie History: 1979: Saturday 3rd February: Elizabeth Lamb is killed in an accident at the Lillian Steel Plant. (Lillian, Ohio - Super 8)

Silent House looks awesome! Holy crap. We know which Olsen has talent not just timing.

Part Down surprise on Parks and Rec tonight per Adam Scott's twitter. IS IT CHRISTMAS AGAIN???

Every time I see the commercials for This Means War all I can think is that the title should be-Ruining Tom Hardy and Chris Pine starring Reese Witherspoon.