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HOWDY HOWDY!! I disappeared for a while again, Schmoes! I was busy f*cking your mothers. No, no I wasn't. I just moved out into the desert, right into the heart of Phoenix. If anyone lives here and wants to grab a beer and talk movies, please hit me up. Also, I just saw Titanic 3D. They still didn't see that goddamn ice burg coming at them. Even in 3D.
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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Sitting at home sick today. Just watched A Serious Man and Cold Souls. I liked both. Now I am watching The Informant!, and might watch that crappy looking John C. Reilly vampire movie after this.
Strider
Strider at 06:15 PM Feb 26

"That crappy looking John C. Reilly vampire movie" is definitely crappy. At least I thought so. You have been warned. Salma Hayek's cleavage is quite impressive (like always), though. ;)

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 06:22 PM Feb 26

haha Thanks for the warning. I am probably gonna be f'd up on robitussin all day anyways, so it might not be as bad while robotrippin. I'm also gonna watch It Might Get Loud.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

I watched Dexter season 1 last week, and just started season 2 last night. I don't know why I started so late... and backwards, cause I have already seen season 4.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Who wants to cuddle and watch B-horror films with me all day??
Bellatrix
Bellatrix at 10:45 PM Feb 14

B-horror is my fav.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Finally saw Up In The Air. I really dug it, but Anna Kendrick bugs me... can't figure out why.
FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 05:03 AM Feb 11

Ahhh That's it! Totally forgot about that part of the podcast (Excellent podcast by the way!). Yeah, so it's not so much the eyes, definitely the mouth. I've been staring at all the pictures on here imdb page trying to figure it out. She really doesn't have an upper lip. No emotion in the mouth... just like a horse.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 01:43 PM Feb 11

Actually Jim Law said that. But I can't argue with him. Because he's a big dude.

beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo at 03:42 PM Feb 11

It was Jim Law. Sorry, you guys made me drink. lol

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Just took like 7 or 8 shots of rum and jager. Now I'm gonna walk through the snow to the bowling alley to hang out with beautiful women. Hopefully it will all be inspiration to write a shit load tonight.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Don't really care about the Super Bowl, but I do love the food people bring out during the Super Bowl.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

sitting in an empty theater waiting to see Edge Of Darkness. Hope it doesn't suck.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Just saw Until The Light Takes Us. It's a story I already knew very well, but I really liked seeing these people talk about it. Fantastic interviews with Varg about burning churches and killing Euronymous.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Just bought a Western Digital TV HD Player. Now it's time to watch some blu ray rips on my tv!
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Well, it looks like I have committed myself to a road trip to San Diego this summer for SDCC. Except, there was only Thursday and Sunday passes available... so hopefully there is some other shit to do while everyone else is doing fun shit on Friday and Saturday.
Strider
Strider at 09:40 AM Jan 24

Cool!

The Friday and Saturday passes sold out quick, and the 4-day passes sold out sometime last November. I bought my 4-day pass just in the nick of time, only a couple of days before they sold out. I've been going to the Comic-Con every year since 2005. It's a fucking blast. I love it.

Have you been to the SDCC before?

And there's plenty of stuff to do in SD. You don't have anything to worry about. You'll have a great time. :D

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 02:58 PM Jan 24

Nah, oddly enough, I had never even been to southern California until a couple of years ago. Should be a good time! There are a lot of people I am looking forward to meeting while there.

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Ocelot_Snake
Ocelot_Snake at 06:46 AM Jan 24

I have never tried drunk watching, i'm usually drunk wrestling

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 07:22 AM Jan 24

How bout a while-drunk-wrestling watch?

FrancoYesca
FrancoYesca at 05:12 PM Jan 24

Holmes meets Jurassic Park meets Reign of Fire? I'll smoke AND drink with this in the DVD player, thank you very much.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Hey! It's Thursday night. Any movie recommendations for the evening??
Cherry Liquor
Cherry Liquor at 05:20 AM Jan 22

Gah... I have 3 movies from NetFlix and I've been lacking motivation (or it's just my ADD flaring up again) to sit still for one. Funniest part? They're all horror remakes. I like how you can go into them with the lowest of expectations and not have to worry about being disappointed yet have the potential for being enlightened. And I blame my respect of The Arrow for the BLACK XMAS remake and his claim that people needed to give it another shot. I liked the original, so I'm hesitating....

Oh, and you should totally just watch some porn. Make it an easy decision. ;)

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Sweet Jesus! Lloyd Kaufman is going to be here this weekend for Tromapalooza! It's only $8?! I will be there!
FrancoYesca
FrancoYesca at 02:06 AM Jan 21

Troma-whata-what?! Sounds like a blast. Will any Tromettes be in attendance?

FatLuggage posted a VIDEO item: over 4 years ago

Watchmen, Saturday morning cartoon style!

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w

John Law
John Law at 10:00 PM Jan 16

Rape scene brought to you by Kellogg's!

Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 03:45 AM Jan 17

that is funny stuff

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 4 years ago

Ahhhh Fuck you iTunes!!! All 200 gigs of my music and podcasts just magically disappeared. I hate computers.
Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 05:35 PM Jan 10

that's not kind, sorry to hear that man.

Strider
Strider at 08:29 PM Jan 10

That's terrible, man. I know what it's like to lose valuable stuff on the computer. I feel your pain...

Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 08:55 PM Jan 10

nightmare scenario

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