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HOWDY HOWDY!! I disappeared for a while again, Schmoes! I was busy f*cking your mothers. No, no I wasn't. I just moved out into the desert, right into the heart of Phoenix. If anyone lives here and wants to grab a beer and talk movies, please hit me up. Also, I just saw Titanic 3D. They still didn't see that goddamn ice burg coming at them. Even in 3D.
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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Recently acquired issues 1-76 of The Walking Dead. Must read them all before October! For now I am reading Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. I just read volume 1 today, and hope to read at least one more volume tonight.
elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 07:48 PM Aug 16

It IS indeed some good shit.

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 07:51 PM Aug 16

There were times during the series where Robert Kirkman actually managed to get me angry at the end. Not out of an issue being bad, but being dramatically upsetting.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 08:21 PM Aug 16

Excellent! That's what I like to hear.

I am reading Scott Pilgrim first, but it is going by really quickly it seems. I just started volume 2 like 15 minutes ago, and I'm about half way done. Maybe that's slow reading... I don't know.

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FatLuggage posted an IMAGE item: over 3 years ago
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Me looking like the fat guy with Kieran Culkin, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Brandon Routh.

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 07:41 PM Aug 02

You are BEYOND high JOEKER.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 07:51 PM Aug 02

Haha I loved Routh as Superman, but really didn't care for the rest of that cast or movie. All three of these people were really friendly! Also, Mary Elizabeth Winstead is wicked hot in person!

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 11:20 PM Aug 02

Mary is an angel.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Getting ready to head downtown to interview the cast of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (Routh, Culkin, Winstead)! First interview I've done in at least 5 years.
Highspeed
Highspeed at 11:12 AM Aug 02

Nice, have good inerview man.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Scott Pilgrim is AWESOME! I haven't written my review yet, but I will say that I loved every minute of it!
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Just retired to my room after losing a ton of money downstairs in the casino. Fuuuuuuuuu... However, the THOR trailer just made my night!!
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Derek237
Derek237 at 05:26 PM Jul 26

I'm getting the sense that Deadpool is like the Chuck Norris of super heroes or something. Cool!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 06:47 PM Jul 26

Deadpool's just too cool for school.

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 08:08 PM Jul 26

Deadpool: My Anti-Lame

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

I've decided it's time to return to writing about the entertainment world! Going to start off reviewing Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, and then interviewing Marie Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, and Brandon Routh on Monday. Woot!
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Who else is watching the Mad Men season premiere tonight?!
Beauski
Beauski at 09:17 PM Jul 25

I sure am!

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An old one, but one of the only ones that doesn't make me look like a hobo... kinda.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

I think I'm pretty close to watching everything I could possibly want to watch on Instant Netflix. I think it's time to upgrayedd (DD's for a double dose of pimpin') my account from 1 dvd to 3, so I can get caught up on a ridiculous amount of dvds. Taking suggestions now!
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 4 years ago

Inception = AWESOME!
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Kal El
Kal El at 02:56 PM Jul 10

Trying, but failing miserably, to not bring up the fact that Wolverine's healing factor counters the effects of alcohol. Hello writers, the term "canon" isn't always a reference the weapon.

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 06:53 PM Jul 10

well, the moment was really about him being drunk but more like trying to feel anything other than the fact that one of his best friends is gone and he can't do shit about it.
he doesn't want to to talk to anyone or deal with anything.

drc5145
drc5145 at 01:26 AM Jul 11

Best answer possible.

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Has anyone else seen this little gem?!

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 05:36 PM Jul 09

Hey, it's Noel G! AKA Go to guy for Tatted up Cholo.

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I don't know why "Winning a Grammy" is on there, but still funny.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 12:33 AM Jul 06

All of those are seducing me.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 03:17 PM Jul 06

Freddy: Hahahaha I think that is Jena Malone!! Yeah, it's a pretty shitty attempt. Would have been better if they would have just used the same picture for all 12 things too.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 03:54 PM Jul 26

lol,

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Venom3344
Venom3344 at 01:33 AM Jul 04

Well, there goes the planet...

Weapon X
Weapon X at 09:18 AM Jul 04

"Ah shit, Johannesburg's got one, and we had to have one too!?"

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