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HOWDY HOWDY!! I disappeared for a while again, Schmoes! I was busy f*cking your mothers. No, no I wasn't. I just moved out into the desert, right into the heart of Phoenix. If anyone lives here and wants to grab a beer and talk movies, please hit me up. Also, I just saw Titanic 3D. They still didn't see that goddamn ice burg coming at them. Even in 3D.
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My head start to No Shave November!

randychico
randychico at 10:52 PM Oct 20

It's like Bjork circa 1999 upsidedown

Strider
Strider at 12:14 AM Oct 21

It reminds me of Sonic the Hedgehog's hair, only upside-down and not blue. Haha! I dig it.

Jim Law
Jim Law at 08:50 AM Oct 21

This makes me happy. And itchy.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Hoorah!! I went to return a dvd at the local video store and they asked me to work for them. Finally, a job that I don't have to apply for, get rid of my beard for, or have to dress up for. Plus, they rent out porn there, so I can judge people!
tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 07:43 PM Oct 17

Deadly! Welcome to the movie rental business. Get prepared for stupid questions. "How long is 90 minutes???" A question that I shit you not was asked in complete seriousness.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 07:49 PM Oct 17

Haha Oh believe me, I know the questions. I worked at Best Buy in their dvd/cd department for a couple years. My day job right now is working for the movie studios/distributors auditing new release displays at various retail stores. So I still hear the stupid questions all the time, except now I can tell customers I don't work there and walk away.

timmyd
timmyd at 09:26 PM Oct 17

SWEET !! I wish I had a job where I could judge people !! Actually, I guess I kind of do, I can spot an alcoholic a half-mile away !!

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I don't know if I have said this before, but why in the hell do all the channels feel the need to play all their good shows on the same goddamn night?! So much to watch. Mad Men, Dexter, Rubicon, Boardwalk Empire, Bored To Death, Eastbound and Down, and occasionally I watch The Simpsons. I don't have a DVR, so Monday is a big download day.
Invidtus
Invidtus at 06:27 PM Oct 17

All hail BitTorrent

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 06:48 PM Oct 17

Indeed!

randychico
randychico at 10:02 PM Oct 17

I'm mostly perplexed at how they tend to put the same KIND of shows to compete... like how they moved The Big Bang Theory against Community

FatLuggage added a DVD to his collection: over 2 years ago
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FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 04:00 PM Oct 17

Definitely didn't mean to click that button.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Watching After Life, and so far Christina Ricci is naked for half of the movie.
Skullbone
Skullbone at 03:26 PM Oct 17

That makes it a great no matter what. She has got the goods.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 03:34 PM Oct 17

Yeah, it was actually a pretty decent flick too! Liam Neeson, Justin Long and Ricci topless most of the time.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:32 PM Oct 17

I do love me some nekkid Ricci.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Took a break from the horror flicks today, and watched How To Train Your Dragon, which was awesome. Now I am watching Red Riding: 1974. I'm only about 30 minutes in and it's already excellent. Andrew Garfield is a damn fine actor.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Watching the 5th Fangoria Fright Fest film, Grimm Love. Keri Russel looks pretty good in this movie, I think.
horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 03:57 PM Oct 16

They were responsible for movies like Slashers and Skinned Deep that show what they're capable of.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 04:03 PM Oct 16

Oh jesus, this movie is too much about literally eating dick. Human dick. EATING HUMAN DICK! THIS GUY IS EATING HIS OWN DICK!

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 04:42 PM Oct 16

I hated Slashers. Cool premise, but horrible execution. I tried watching Skinned Deep and made it maybe 15 minutes in before I turned it off. Didn't like the look of it.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Watching the movie FROGS. So far, there have been lots of toads, and a couple snakes... but only like one real frog. The same old racist guy from The Thing With Two heads is also in this movie.
timmyd
timmyd at 05:05 PM Oct 09

I love the classics !!

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I am watching The Thing With Two Heads. They transplanted a white bigot's head on a soul brother's body!
FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 01:33 PM Oct 08

I would like to see a remake with a much more racist white guy and Samuel L Jackson.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 01:43 PM Oct 08

Samuel L Jackson and Mel Gibson I am Sold.
Get this Muther Fucking White Racist off My Muther Fucking Neck.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 01:46 PM Oct 08

Holy shit! That is the perfect combo!

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I just finished FROZEN. Pretty messed up. I liked it.
Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 11:06 PM Oct 05

Same.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 11:10 PM Oct 05

Yeah, it was good. Living in Colorado, and going on ski lifts for years and years, my friends and I decided it couldn't happen here. Too much traffic on the resorts here.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:17 PM Oct 05

I liked it but I wasn't blown away by it, from all the hype I was expecting it to be much more intense than it was.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Making my way through the Fangoria Film Fest dvds! Just sat down to watch Road Kill, which actually looks decent. I watched The Tomb yesterday, which was alright, kinda boring. And I watched Dark House, which had pretty good special effects, but I did not care for it. I'm going to watch Frozen after this.
SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 05:19 PM Oct 05

I watched the start of The Tomb, only interest was Wes Bentley.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 05:24 PM Oct 05

Well, I finished Road Kill, and I did like it. It was pretty good, and well made, but the end kinda ruined the movie. Still the best of the Fangoria Film Fest so far. It made me want to go to Australia, which I wanted to do anyways i guess.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

This is what i have so far on my Horror Month list. Starting with a Let Me In screening on Thursday night. Let Me In Let The Right One In Scream Hellraiser Poltergiest Troll 2 Evil Dead Shaun of the Dead Session 9 Nightmare on Elm Street (original and remake) The Wicker Man (old) Splice Survival of the Dead Zombi Equinox Maniac! Q: The Winged Serpent Murder Party The Sentinel Fright Night Wind Chill Blood Car Trick R' Treat
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 07:07 PM Sep 27

ADD -> Jacob's Ladder.

randychico
randychico at 10:19 PM Sep 27

Good choices man... all the films that I've seen in this list are excellent horror films (maybe Q not so much haha)

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Say what you will, but I can't stand football. Living with two people who watch every game of all teams really does suck. I'm leaving the house to see THE TOWN today.
randychico
randychico at 04:59 PM Sep 19

I don't really like any sport and my dad likes ALL of them... he follows everything he can flipping through like 5 channels when everything is being televised.. so yeah, I feel your pain

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threezy
threezy at 01:17 PM Sep 19

That's a bad ass beard.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 01:26 PM Sep 19

Thanks dude. It's one of my biggest, but it's only about 2 and a half months of growth, and I don't plan on getting rid of it til the end of this year. (luckily I will only see my boss one time before the end of the year)

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 07:58 PM Sep 20

Was it taken in a bunker? ;)

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I'm back in Colorado! Not ready to go back to work though... Also, it's almost TV watching season, and the list of shows I plan to watch this season is fucking ridiculous.
evanalltogether
evanalltogether at 11:24 PM Sep 09

Same with me. Every year I say I'm gonna cut down on the shows I watch, but it just keeps growing.

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