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HOWDY HOWDY!! I disappeared for a while again, Schmoes! I was busy f*cking your mothers. No, no I wasn't. I just moved out into the desert, right into the heart of Phoenix. If anyone lives here and wants to grab a beer and talk movies, please hit me up. Also, I just saw Titanic 3D. They still didn't see that goddamn ice burg coming at them. Even in 3D.
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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 5 years ago

HOWDY HOWDY!! I disappeared for a while again, Schmoes! I was busy f*cking your mothers. No, no I wasn't. I just moved out into the desert, right into the heart of Phoenix. If anyone lives here and wants to grab a beer and talk movies, please hit me up. Also, I just saw Titanic 3D. They still didn't see that goddamn ice burg coming at them. Even in 3D.
Invidtus
Invidtus at 08:20 PM May 22

that explains why she was knitting the banner-

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 09:18 PM May 22

Does the 3D give this movie any depth?

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 10:31 PM May 22

Dude long time no see. Good to have you back, man

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

SCHMOOOOOOOOESS!!! Hello! How is everyone doing? Thanksgiving break just officially started for me, which means it's time to catch up on movies again! ALSO! It means it's time for my yearly contest!! I feel like hanging out at the computer tonight, so I'm going to keep it strictly digital for now. It's been a while, so there are many prizes in my trunk. Prizes for today: XBOX Live Download codes! Pick: Halo Reach, Alan Wake, Child of Eden, Carnival Games (kinect), The Gunstringer (kinect), Fruit Ninja (kinect), or 3 months of XBOX Live. ...And with this post begins the 2011 "Fat Luggage Gives You Shit From The Trunk of His Car Contest!"
jekupka
jekupka at 01:06 AM Nov 19

WHAT UP MAN?!?! It's been forever, good to have you back. I'd love Alan Wake bro!

SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 01:16 AM Nov 19

OMG THE BEARD IS BACK!

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 01:24 AM Nov 19

Howdy howdy! Wallcrawler and Kupka, you are winners! (The rest of you are winners, too.)

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

Greetings schmoes!! Just got back from a gator farm in the desert on a gator wrestling/UFO search road trip! I found no aliens, but I did meet an old alligator by the name of Morris, who was pretty famous for being in Happy Gilmore, Interview With A Vampire, Alligator 1 and 2, and once tore apart the set of Coach! I wanted to wrestle with him, but he looked pretty mean. Anywho, just dropping in from the road to say hello to all my favorite Schmoes!
jekupka
jekupka at 05:43 AM Aug 05

What up man, sounds like you're having a pretty cool time. Oh, and you might have met aliens, you just don't remember.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 05:48 AM Aug 05

Haha That's true! I was sleeping on the Cosmic Highway the other night, where all those cows were mutilated in 1967 and on. There could have been aliens all around me.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 06:31 AM Aug 05

"Damn alligator bit my hand off!"

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WalkAway
WalkAway at 03:47 PM Aug 05

How cute!

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

Also, I am currently in the middle of watching the movie RUBBER. I love it so far.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

Any of you schmoes watch the show Ancient Aliens?! I just watched both seasons in like 2 days. Shit blew my mind! Can't stop talking about it... and it was like 3 weeks ago.
FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 04:59 AM Jun 30

Dude, I want to go to this Oak Island place and continue digging! How come no one is doing this??? (other than all the deaths...)

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 06:30 AM Jun 30

Fat luggage! Where the fuck you been???
Also tell me about this show. What's it about?

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 12:25 AM Jul 03

Haha I think someone asks me that every single time I post on MFC. The show is just awesome on the History Channel, incredibly interesting documentary show about ancient megaliths and discoveries and theories about aliens being involved in some of them.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

Heading out soon to see the mighty THOR! I wish midnight releases were at like 10 though, and not actually midnight. It's going to be a long, long day tomorrow.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

Nearly caught up on The Killing. Great show so far! Can't wait until Breaking Bad starts again in July. Also, wishing Mad Men was coming back sooner than 2012. Until then, my sister gave me the box set of The Wire! So, it looks like I have something to watch for a while. (I guess I should get caught up on The Borgias, and Game of Thrones, too.)
cristane
cristane at 11:38 PM May 04

Great show indeed, apparently AMC can do no wrong. They still are 100%.

FatLuggage created a LIST: almost 6 years ago

2011 Movies I would like to see whilst drunk in the theater.

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1. Jumping The Broom
2. Bad Teacher
3. Zoo Keeper
4. The Smurfs
5. Final Destination 5 in 3D
6. Spy Kids 4
7. Real Steel
8. Paranormal Activity 3
9. XXX: The Return of Xander Cage
10. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-wrecked
FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 09:51 PM May 02

Damn, well, that's alright, cause it's going to cost a lot of money to get drunk and see the other 9.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:00 AM May 03

I'd rather go high.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 04:10 AM May 03

Haha But you are less likely to heckle* while high.

*Note: I don't condone heckling in movie theaters. It is highly disrespectful and hecklers should be kicked out. That being said, I would LOVE to take a vuvuzela into a Twilight movie to blow during the intense scenes. It would be the best way to get kicked out of a movie theater.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

A disgrace to beards everywhere has been put down!
Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 05:02 AM May 02

lol now that's a totally different take on the whole scene!

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 05:11 AM May 02

Indeed it has.

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 05:26 AM May 02

66 Years ago on this exact day, Hitler was announced dead in Germany. He besmirched a perfectly good mustache style.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

Hey! Does anybody have any good movie suggestions for a Sunday evening?
ericodarko
ericodarko at 03:08 AM May 02

I've only seen DEBS, Bobby and The Hole on those lists but I'll keep an eye out for the others. thanks

stryfe9agb
stryfe9agb at 05:41 AM May 02

Feels like 'Team America' is the only choice now

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 05:48 AM May 02

Haha It does seem that way, except I just spent the last hour and a half watching the news. It's getting late, so I guess i ended my weekend with the news. No worries though, cause I don't work on Mondays.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

I guess I need to go see Fast Five.
FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 11:37 PM Apr 30

That's how I do things, Law! No warnings or anything.

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 12:59 PM May 01

Where the fuck you been, homie??

FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 07:22 PM May 01

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: about 6 years ago

Oh... It looks like I am going to see Sucker Punch tonight. hmmm.
FatLuggage
FatLuggage at 12:40 AM Mar 28

I know, right? I have bastard friends.

dead anchoress
dead anchoress at 01:12 AM Mar 28

Awesome! Enjoy!

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 01:28 AM Mar 28

ughh... I hope you like it okay and you aren't subjected to the pain I went through.

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dead anchoress
dead anchoress at 05:05 AM Mar 15

I have a lot of friends whose beards are mighty and you sir are certainly in there. It commands respect. Keep it goin!

Strider
Strider at 01:01 PM Mar 15

That beard is fucking EPIC! There's no other way to put it. I don't think you should ever quit on it.

jekupka
jekupka at 04:00 PM Apr 24

WOW is that one E-P-I-C beard, fantastic work my good man.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: about 6 years ago

So, uhhhh... I am so goddamn far behind on movies this year. This week I am going to get caught up!
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