HOWDY HOWDY!! I disappeared for a while again, Schmoes! I was busy f*cking your mothers. No, no I wasn't. I just moved out into the desert, right into the heart of Phoenix. If anyone lives here and wants to grab a beer and talk movies, please hit me up.
Also, I just saw Titanic 3D. They still didn't see that goddamn ice burg coming at them. Even in 3D.
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HOWDY HOWDY!! I disappeared for a while again, Schmoes! I was busy f*cking your mothers. No, no I wasn't. I just moved out into the desert, right into the heart of Phoenix. If anyone lives here and wants to grab a beer and talk movies, please hit me up.
Also, I just saw Titanic 3D. They still didn't see that goddamn ice burg coming at them. Even in 3D.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago
jekupka at 05:06 PM Nov 18
FatLuggage at 05:24 PM Nov 18
SCHMOOOOOOOOESS!!! Hello! How is everyone doing? Thanksgiving break just officially started for me, which means it's time to catch up on movies again! ALSO! It means it's time for my yearly contest!!
I feel like hanging out at the computer tonight, so I'm going to keep it strictly digital for now. It's been a while, so there are many prizes in my trunk. Prizes for today: XBOX Live Download codes! Pick: Halo Reach, Alan Wake, Child of Eden, Carnival Games (kinect), The Gunstringer (kinect), Fruit Ninja (kinect), or 3 months of XBOX Live.
...And with this post begins the 2011 "Fat Luggage Gives You Shit From The Trunk of His Car Contest!"
WHAT UP MAN?!?! It's been forever, good to have you back. I'd love Alan Wake bro!
Howdy howdy! Wallcrawler and Kupka, you are winners! (The rest of you are winners, too.)
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
jekupka at 09:43 PM Aug 04
FatLuggage at 09:48 PM Aug 04
Greetings schmoes!! Just got back from a gator farm in the desert on a gator wrestling/UFO search road trip! I found no aliens, but I did meet an old alligator by the name of Morris, who was pretty famous for being in Happy Gilmore, Interview With A Vampire, Alligator 1 and 2, and once tore apart the set of Coach! I wanted to wrestle with him, but he looked pretty mean. Anywho, just dropping in from the road to say hello to all my favorite Schmoes!
What up man, sounds like you're having a pretty cool time. Oh, and you might have met aliens, you just don't remember.
Haha That's true! I was sleeping on the Cosmic Highway the other night, where all those cows were mutilated in 1967 and on. There could have been aliens all around me.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
Also, I am currently in the middle of watching the movie RUBBER. I love it so far.
FatLuggage posted a VIDEO item: almost 2 years ago
YoshioKun13 at 05:28 PM Jul 02
drc5145 at 10:17 PM Jul 02
Michael Bay sucks.
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7kcqB3thJM
I don't know if he's just exercising some kinda 'Fair Use' law, a clever homage to his past work, or just complete & utter HACK doucebaggery......?
Either way, I'm pretty sure I don't like it. -_-
I can understand that being used in lower budget films...but really? A big-budget film like this?
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
FatLuggage at 08:59 PM Jun 29
elmariachi01 at 10:30 PM Jun 29
FatLuggage at 04:25 PM Jul 02
Any of you schmoes watch the show Ancient Aliens?! I just watched both seasons in like 2 days. Shit blew my mind! Can't stop talking about it... and it was like 3 weeks ago.
Dude, I want to go to this Oak Island place and continue digging! How come no one is doing this??? (other than all the deaths...)
Fat luggage! Where the fuck you been???
Also tell me about this show. What's it about?
Haha I think someone asks me that every single time I post on MFC. The show is just awesome on the History Channel, incredibly interesting documentary show about ancient megaliths and discoveries and theories about aliens being involved in some of them.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
Heading out soon to see the mighty THOR! I wish midnight releases were at like 10 though, and not actually midnight. It's going to be a long, long day tomorrow.
FatLuggage posted a VIDEO item: about 2 years ago
This is my new favorite video on the internet.
Source: http://vimeo.com/23061827
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
Nearly caught up on The Killing. Great show so far! Can't wait until Breaking Bad starts again in July. Also, wishing Mad Men was coming back sooner than 2012.
Until then, my sister gave me the box set of The Wire! So, it looks like I have something to watch for a while. (I guess I should get caught up on The Borgias, and Game of Thrones, too.)
FatLuggage created a LIST: about 2 years ago
FatLuggage at 01:51 PM May 02
FatLuggage at 08:10 PM May 02
2011 Movies I would like to see whilst drunk in the theater.
1. Jumping The Broom
2. Bad Teacher
3. Zoo Keeper
4. The Smurfs
5. Final Destination 5 in 3D
6. Spy Kids 4
7. Real Steel
8. Paranormal Activity 3
9. XXX: The Return of Xander Cage
10. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-wrecked
Damn, well, that's alright, cause it's going to cost a lot of money to get drunk and see the other 9.
Haha But you are less likely to heckle* while high.
*Note: I don't condone heckling in movie theaters. It is highly disrespectful and hecklers should be kicked out. That being said, I would LOVE to take a vuvuzela into a Twilight movie to blow during the intense scenes. It would be the best way to get kicked out of a movie theater.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
FatLuggage at 09:26 PM May 01
A disgrace to beards everywhere has been put down!
66 Years ago on this exact day, Hitler was announced dead in Germany. He besmirched a perfectly good mustache style.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
ericodarko at 07:08 PM May 01
FatLuggage at 09:48 PM May 01
Hey! Does anybody have any good movie suggestions for a Sunday evening?
I've only seen DEBS, Bobby and The Hole on those lists but I'll keep an eye out for the others. thanks
Haha It does seem that way, except I just spent the last hour and a half watching the news. It's getting late, so I guess i ended my weekend with the news. No worries though, cause I don't work on Mondays.
FatLuggage updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
VitamanMan8 at 05:28 PM Mar 27
Oh... It looks like I am going to see Sucker Punch tonight. hmmm.
ughh... I hope you like it okay and you aren't subjected to the pain I went through.
that explains why she was knitting the banner-