For the Academy to snub Michael Fassbender for Gary Oldman means to me that they're finally gong to give the man his Oscar. I'm calling it now!

So last night was the premiere of Two and Half Men where Charlie Sheen's character was cremated and placed in an urn and then Ashton Kutcher shows up. Now today I'm watching an episode of Grounded for Life where Ashton Kutcher played a dead adrenaline junkie cousin of Donal Logue's who is also cremated and in an urn. Coincidence?

First teaser of Almodovar's "The Skin I Live In"!!! http://twitchfilm.com/news/2011/05/cannes-2011-first-teaser-for-almodovars-the-skin-i-live-in.php

Finally finished my own retro style X-Men First Class poster - http://sybilc.blogspot.com/2011/04/x-men-first-class-poster-60s-painting.html

Dinosaurs are confirmed in The Tree of Life. I'm pumped!
http://www.littlewhitelies.co.uk/blog/the-tree-of-life-vision-quest-14358

So The Daily Intel has this nice little article that posts multiple quotes and you have to figure out if it was either Charlie Sheen, Glen Beck or Muammar Qaddafi who said what.

I've come to the conclusion that Glen Beck sounds a lot like a foreign dictator. And Charlie Sheen sounds like a 6 year old about to jump off the roof of a Victorian mansion using only an umbrella because it worked for Mary Poppins.

Went to a bar where I was hit on by an aggressive bi-sexual who looked like an Adam Hughes pin-up.

For anyone sending me friend requests I suck at checking this whole Joblo moviefan central thing sooooooo, take that for what you will.

Did AMC mess up their Fear Fest schedule? The calendar says it starts Friday, October 23rd, but Friday is the 22nd. http://www.amctv.com/fearfest/fearfest-schedule/

What did I miss?

I'm going to CANNES!!!!