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ElderPredator created a LIST: 10 months ago

Fine Wine Women: (Elder Style)

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1. Holly Hunter
2. Ellen Barkin
3. Katey Sagal
4. Helen Mirren
5. Rene Russo
6. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss
7. Mary Steenburgen
8. Susan Sarandon
9. Michelle Pfeiffer
10. Sela Ward
11. Runner-Up: Jodie Foster is about to turn 50 so very soon she'll be on the list.

Based on a list by MrsData

timmyd
timmyd at 04:57 PM Aug 30

Well played Predator !!

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 07:09 PM Aug 30

I don't get the appeal for Hellen Mirrer, and I am surprised that you didn't add Gina Gherson, specially after the last picture you posted of her: "God Gina, when and where". Glad to see Julia Louis Dreyfuss.

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 09:23 AM Aug 31

^Damn I forgot Gina! :(

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ElderPredator created a LIST: 10 months ago

My LOCKOUT drinking game. Take a shot every time one of the following below happens:

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1. The "MS One Station" subtitle appears (Way to many times!)
2. Guy Pearce makes a funny comeback
3. A terrible CGI shot appears
4. Guy Pearce has a cigarette
5. Guy and/or Maggie lock themselves in a room
6. A hostage dies
7. The prisoner leader tells his brother not to do something but he does it anyway
8. Maggie's character manages to put together a ridiculous thread of clues that no other human being could possibly figure out
9. There's a scene or shot which appears to be a plot device but turns out to be completely pointless
10. You start wishing you were watching "Escape from New York" instead
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 08:15 PM Aug 18

How 'bout, I just don't watch this POS...

Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:30 PM Aug 18

2. You'd die of liver failure five mintues in.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 10:01 PM Aug 18

Sigh.

This could have been great. Pearce and Grace saved this movie.

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ElderPredator created a LIST: 10 months ago

If I was an Expendable...

1. Name: Nick "008" Killingood
2. Age:25
3. Marital Status: No time for relationships, only brief sexual encounters to gain information
4. Current Occupation: MI6
5. Former Occupation(s): Commander in the Royal Navy, CIA Black Ops and world-champion Gigolo.
6. Rap Sheet: 73 assassinations and kills in 23 countries including Osama Bin Laden
7. Languages: Fluent in English, French, Italian, Arabic, Chinese and Hindi
8. Skills: Escape artist, Counter-Terrorism, Long-range sniper, Expert marksman and close combat, Baccarat player, Proficient with MS Office, Expert Love-maker
9. Affiliations: The Expendables, CIA, MI6, Chuck Norris Fan Club, Victoria Secret Advisor, etc.

Based on a list by MrsData

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 12:09 PM Aug 14

^ Thank ya! ;)

timmyd
timmyd at 12:43 PM Aug 14

SEXY !!

MrsData
MrsData at 04:20 PM Aug 14

Renaissance man!

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ElderPredator created a LIST: 11 months ago

When I Die, I Would Love to Meet:

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1. Princess Diana
2. Stan Winston
3. Jerry Goldsmith
4. Steve McQueen
5. Winston Churchill
6. Bruce Lee
7. John Belushi
8. John F. Kennedy
9. Freddie Mercury
10. Robert Shaw

Based on a list by horrorfan23

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 10:01 AM Jul 29

Have a fight with Bruce Lee while Jerry Goldsmith does the score.

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 12:03 PM Jul 29

Hell yeah!

ElderPredator created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Inside the Actor's Studio

1. What is your favorite word? Can
2. What is your least favorite word? Can't
3. What turns you on? A hot woman with a brain.
4. What turns you off? A smoker.
5. What sound or noise do you love? My dog yawning.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? My dog crying.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck (I'm old fashioned)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Kelly Brook's Bikini Fitter
9. What profession would you not like to do? M. Night Shyamalan's Script Doctor
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "You can either choose to pass through these gates or live an eternity in Hell with Lucifer who always appears as Elizabeth Hurley."

Based on a list by Terminal_83

bigred760
bigred760 at 03:17 AM Jun 14

Love #8 and #9.

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 10:08 AM Jun 14

Number 3: Thank you!
Number 4: Thanks God!
Number 5. and 6. You are sweeeet

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 03:43 PM Jun 14

^ :)

ElderPredator created a LIST: about 1 year ago

I Would Sell My Soul To Have Sex With These People:

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1. Rosario Dawson
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Salma Hayek
4. Kelly Brook
5. Paula Patton
6. Emma Watson
7. Zoe Saldana
8. Emma Stone
9. Carla Gugino
10. Monica Bellucci
11. Diane Lane
12. Helen Mirren
13. Natalie Portman
14. Ellen Page
15. Tina Fey
16. Jenna Fischer
17. Cate Blanchett
18. Diora Baird
19. Michelle Rodriguez
20. Hayley Atwell
21. Naomi Watts & Laura Harring Threesome
22. Gina Gershon & Jennifer Tilly Threesome

Based on a list by CriticalAcclaim

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 03:49 PM May 27

You have a good list of women.

Invidtus
Invidtus at 04:51 PM May 27

I love how Helen Mirren is the middle of the list sandwich-

ElderPredator created a LIST: about 1 year ago

If I was a Porn Star:

1. Name: Butt Looselips
2. Skill: I leave no woman unsatisfied.
3. First Movie: All Up In That #4
4. Claim to Fame: The Dark Knight - A XXX Parody playing Commissioner Gordon giving epic mustache rides.
5. AVN Awards: Best Oral Scene, Best Newcomer
6. Stars I Love Working With: Emma Starr, Katie Morgan, Kimberly Kane and Tori Black
7. Crossovers? Playing Professor Stephen Hawking in his biopic film and winning Best Actor

Based on a list by horrorfan23

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 03:27 PM May 10

Love the crossover. First man to win and AVN and an Oscar

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:32 PM May 10

lol That name

ElderPredator created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Favorite Actresses that I would like to see in Adult Movies:

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1. Rosario Dawson (Captain Obvious right?)
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Hayley Atwell
4. Olivia Wilde
5. Kelly Brook
6. Diora Baird
7. Jenna Fischer
8. Emma Stone & Emma Watson (It counts!)
9. Kat Dennings
10. Tina Fey

Based on a list by Laksmikanti

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 12:56 PM May 10

Emma threesome. Calling it.

Shabs
Shabs at 02:44 PM May 10

Nice list

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 02:56 PM May 10

Rosario Dawson would be amazing in a flick.

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ElderPredator created a LIST: about 1 year ago

My Favorite Adult Stars

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1. Emma Starr
2. Katie Morgan
3. Kimberly Kane
4. Regan Reese
5. Tori Black
6. Kaitlyn Ashley
7. Vicky Vette
8. Heather Brooke
9. 90's Jenna Jameson
10. Lisa Ann

Based on a list by HoboJoeBob

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 03:05 PM May 10

You might be the only other person that knows about Emma Starr too, Her films be great.By the way good list too.

The Bodyguard
The Bodyguard at 03:12 PM May 10

Emma Starr is good, but I think she is getting past her prime. The last video I saw her with, she has obviously slowed down

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 03:20 PM May 10

Emma Starr has been my #1 MILF porn fantasy for a long time.

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ElderPredator created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Women I Want to Have a Death Proof Lap Dance Scene With:

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1. Rosario Dawson
2. Natalie Portman
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Paula Patton
5. Emma Watson
6. Katie Featherston
7. Carla Gugino
8. Michelle Monaghan
9. Amy Adams
10. Michelle Rodriguez

Based on a list by horrorfan23

jimmydevito
jimmydevito at 09:17 AM Mar 15

I need to watch Closer again soooooon

ElderPredator created a LIST: over 1 year ago

My Motorboating Wishlist

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1. Rosario Dawson
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Kelly Brook
4. Salma Hayek
5. Christina Hendricks
6. Diora Baird
7. Catherine Bell
8. Kat Dennings
9. Sofia Vergara
10. Jenna Fischer (In her "Blades of Glory" lingerie)
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 09:35 AM Mar 05

Can't believe I forgot about Kat, good call

timmyd
timmyd at 09:38 AM Mar 05

Well done my Friend . That's some fine ' boating ' up in there !!

Invidtus
Invidtus at 11:31 AM Mar 05

Anchors Away ! -

ElderPredator created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Top 10 Celebrity Crushes:

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1. Rosario Dawson
2. Diane Lane
3. Emma Watson
4. Tina Fey
5. Ellen Page
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Monica Bellucci
8. Salma Hayek
9. Jenna Fischer
10. Helen Mirren
SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 09:04 AM Aug 09

I was hoping to be top of the list, but like I aint quite a celeb yet :-p

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 10:14 AM Aug 09

@Marcey: Maybe I'll post a top MFC crushes list. ;-)

Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:16 AM Aug 09

Rosario at the top!? I am speechless and stupefied, sir! ;)

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ElderPredator created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Me

1. I have very close blood ties with the head of a major mafia crime boss from the 1960's. He was one of the men responsible for allegedly helping Kennedy become President by swaying certain voters. I can't say who as it's not a good thing to shout out.
2. I broke my arm before my first day of school at my grandmother's house. My principal signed my cast.
3. The first movie that I watched for the first time with my parents at home was TOP GUN. I was just over a year old so I don't remember it.
4. I have a very rare blood disorder called Thalassemia which means my red blood cells are jagged in shape making me almost 100% unable to donate blood. If both my parents had the disorder, I'd most likely be dead by now as the jagged shape allows a lot less oxygen to be carried.
5. The first celebrity I ever met was Robert Duvall in Toronto at the opening of Planet Hollywood. Great guy!
6. I recently just acquired my Engineering degree in Process Control and Robotics. Working on Networking right now as well.
7. The hardest I ever cried during a movie was at the beginning of THE ROCK when the marine is killed by the ruptured gas pearl. I literally balled so much my Dad paused the movie for me. I couldn't believe people were capable of making such horrible things.
8. Through blood and marriage, I have 8 grandparents. And Bosworth is not my real last name. My father was adopted so it's actually Lombardi.
9. I didn't have a single pet until I turned 22 years old which was last year. No goldfish. No cat. Nothing. Gumba is my first dog and pet overall. I was an only child.
10. I'm going to marry one of the MFC babes one day. You'll see! ;-)
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 07:31 PM Aug 09

Wow...nice list man..very interesting facts about yourself...I always wanted to make one like this but im always nervous someone will comment on me like "Yea who gives a fuck about you." lol

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 07:37 PM Aug 09

@Pirate: You truly are a Psycho Pirate my friend! ;-
@FNDanny: Thanks brother, always a friend.
@Nite Owl: I'm more interested in your girlfriend or mother-in-law Owl...the Spectre babes! ;-)
@razgriz & Changes: Thanks fellas...I think the list is a great idea to learn about eachother.

Thanks for the comments everybody!

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 01:02 PM Nov 17

LOL at 10!!!!!!!!!!!

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ElderPredator created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

Top 10 Hottest Movie Teachers!

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1. Cate Blanchett in NOTES ON A SCANDAL - Luckiest 15 year old ever!
2. Famke Janssen in THE FACULTY - Even as a shy teacher she's still so sexy.
3. Elizabeth Banks in SLITHER - Hot blonde teacher...hell yeah!
4. Helen Mirren in TEACHING MRS. TINGLE - Hottest older teacher ever...even able to seduce her captors.
5. Elizabeth Hurley in BEDAZZLED - Technically just roleplaying as a teacher but smokin' hot. Every guy's fantasy.
6. Tina Fey in MEAN GIRLS - Hot, cute, naughty...yum!
7. Bridgette Wilson in BILLY MADISON - How can you argue with a hot teacher who strips for you when you get a question right.
8. Tia Carrere in MY TEACHER'S WIFE - Sex for good grades...hell yeah!
9. Drew Barrymore in DONNIE DARKO - Don't ask me why but I find her so sexy in that role.
10. Jessica Steen in ARMAGEDDON - She's more like an instructor but the way she exercises authority and controls the guys along with her looks tells me she'd be a minx in bed.
randychico
randychico at 09:38 AM Aug 05

Yes on all accounts, I thought I was the only one who enjoyed Teaching Mrs Tingle, that's when I first met Helen actually....

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:33 AM Aug 05

Famke Janssen is my #1, when she becomes an alien and is all 'aggressive' WOW. Bridgette Wilson is #2, what a tutor.

The Fourth Wall
The Fourth Wall at 02:40 PM Aug 05

Elizabeth Banks as number 1, would rather have Famke as Jean Grey though.

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ElderPredator created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

Top 10 Hot Actresses I'd Give Anything to see in the TRON suit!

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1. Rosario Dawson - Need more be said?
2. Christina Hendricks - The biggest boobs in all of TRON. That suit would look incredible on her.
3. Angelina Jolie - The seductive face along with the suit tight around her...Flynn wouldn't have a chance.
4. Heather Graham - Could you imagine that suit gripping to her amazing curves? And she'd have the same tight hair from LOST IN SPACE...*drool*
5. Monica Bellucci - Our time together would redefine the term "cyber-sex".
6. Carla Gugino - This thought is the alternative solution for male impedance.
7. Salma Hayek - This choice requires no explanation.
8. Elizabeth Banks - My gut tells me I'd have blue balls for a week if I saw her perfect figure in the suit and that sexy smile with short hair.
9. Eva Mendes - Her perfect ass would be destroying light cycles on its own.
10. Natalie Portman and Ellen Page - Perfect petite figures would look so hot in the suits.
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 04:36 PM Aug 04

This is a good and original list.

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 05:24 PM Aug 04

Thanks gents...

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 08:19 PM Aug 04

Great List !

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ElderPredator created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

Top 10 Fantasy Wives of ElderPredator (Inspired by Ocelot)

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1. Rosario Dawson
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Ellen Page
5. Natalie Portman
6. Marion Cotillard
7. Carla Gugino
8. Tina Fey
9. Christina Hendricks
10. Helen Mirren
Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 01:37 PM Jul 27

For once... I can't argue with you. Wonderful list, bro.

Ocelot_Snake
Ocelot_Snake at 01:52 PM Jul 27

Number 1: super obvious hahaha

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 03:02 PM Jul 27

Helen might not last that long....but I like where your head is at.

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ElderPredator created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

Hotties Born the same year as me (1987)

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1. Ellen Page (My #1)
2. Lyndsy Fonseca
3. Danielle Panabaker
4. Ashley Greene
5. Evan Rachel Wood
6. Blake Lively
7. Hilary Duff
8. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
9. AnnaLynne McCord
10. Kristin Cavallari
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 08:06 AM Jul 19

That is a GREAT list.

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 08:18 AM Jul 19

Glad to see Danielle get some love here

grandguy
grandguy at 08:50 AM Nov 17

That was a great year, especially if Duff is only No. 7.

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ElderPredator created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

Most Wanted Films on Blu-Ray

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1. The Abyss (Director's Cut)
2. Alien Quadrilogy
3. Star Wars Saga (All 6 films together)
4. Indiana Jones Trilogy
5. Jurassic Park 1 & 2
6. The Incredibles
7. Lord of the Rings (Extended Versions)
8. Titanic (I love it, leave me alone.)
9. Jaws
10. True Lies
IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 07:17 AM Jul 08

Kinda annoyed they released just the theatrical version of LOTR, Jackson said in a recent interview that its the studio deliberately trying to rip people off for more money haha at least he's honest.

timmyd
timmyd at 10:23 AM Jul 08

YEAH, what the F@#* is goin' on with JAWS ???I LOOK forward to those releases as well, for the most part, Predator, MY MAN, you know I got your back, on almost everything , right buddy ? UM, DUDE, ...... TITANIC ??!!?!

IQuitMrWhite
IQuitMrWhite at 10:24 AM Jul 08

Great list, dude. I agree with each entry.

ElderPredator created a LIST: about 3 years ago

Top 10 Things I'd Do If I Was Invisible (Inspired by "Hollow Man")

1. Jump in the shower with Rosario Dawson
2. Jump in the shower with Angelina Jolie
3. Jump in the shower with Salma Hayek
4. Jump in the shower with Kate Beckinsale
5. Jump in the shower with Diane Lane
6. Hide Moreno's booze in different spots driving him mad
7. Jump in the shower with Monica Bellucci
8. Slap Michael Cera repeatedly across the back of his head for hours on end
9. Jump in the shower with Carla Gugino
10. Jump in the shower with Rosario Dawson again
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 07:22 PM Jun 01

Man, you sure do love takin shower's.

timmyd
timmyd at 07:36 PM Jun 01

DUDE, DON'T FORGET THE ''SHRINKAGE'' FACTOR, JUMPIN' IN AND OUT OF ALL THOSE SHOWERS. You may also be the first person to get the bends from showering, so goddam much water in your shower area P.S. SWEET LIST, MY FRIEND !!

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 07:43 PM Jun 01

Thank you gents!

And I will definitely take the shrinkage factor into consideration timmy. Although with all these beautiful women, it might not be an issue. ;-)

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ElderPredator created a LIST: about 3 years ago

Things I'd rather do than watch Twilight (Inspired by Ocelot)

1. Call Chuck Norris a fraud and take a roundhouse kick to the head
2. Be strapped to a chair and have to listen to "My Heart Will Go On" day & night
3. Write a 1,000 word essay on why Uwe Boll is a genius filmmaker
4. Masturbate to Oprah
5. Listen to Michael Cera whine like a bitch
6. Go through a round of the Cube
7. Put on a flaming skull mask and eagerly wait in line for "Ghost Rider 2"
8. Admit my undying love for Jim Law
9. Tell Perez Hilton that he's a gifted columnist and a decent human being
10. Denounce my love for Rosario.....yeah right, that'll never fucking happen
porkchopexpress
porkchopexpress at 03:25 PM May 22

I'd rather watch Twilight than watch Twilight. That's how much I'd rather not watch Twilight.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 03:53 PM May 22

-Stalk Ashley Greene (wait, that actually sounds good)
-Get involved in a high speed pursuit
-Spend a week at the Channard Institute
-Give a back rub to Harvey Weinstein

timmyd
timmyd at 04:21 PM May 23

BEAUTIFUL, BUDDY !! I THINK NO.3 may be an impossible task, is it even POSSIBLE to masturbate to Oprah ??? NO. 9 is just plain wrong, no one would buy that anyways, DENOUNCE YOUR LOVE FOR ROSARIO, JESUS, THAT WOULD BE A SIGN OF AN IMPENDING APOCALYPSE !!!

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ElderPredator created a LIST: over 3 years ago

Top 15 Most Anticipated Hottie Roles of 2010

1. Mila Kunis & Natalie Portman - "Black Swan"
2. Scarlett Johansson - "Iron Man 2"
3. Ellen Page - "Inception"
4. Emily Blunt - "The Wolfman"
5. Angelina Jolie - "Salt"
6. Zoe Saldana - "The Losers"
7. Cate Blanchett - "Robin Hood"
8. Jessica Biel - "The A-Team"
9. Mila Kunis - "The Book of Eli"
10. Monica Bellucci - "The Sorcerer's Apprentice"
11. Milla Jovovich - "Resident Evil: Afterlife"
12. Olivia Wilde - "Tron: Legacy"
13. Elisabeth Shue - "Pirahna 3D"
14. Tina Fey - "Date Night"
15. Rosario Dawson - "Percy Jackson & The Olympians"
ElderPredator created a LIST: over 6 years ago

My Favourite Fight Scenes!

1. Ripley Vs. The Queen - "Aliens"
2. The Bride Vs. Elle - "Kill Bill - Vol. 2"
3. Rocky Balboa Vs. Apollo Creed - "Rocky 2"
4. Dutch Vs. The Predator - "Predator"
5. Luke Skywalker Vs. Darth Vader - "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"
6. Blade Vs. Frost - "Blade"
7. T-800 Vs. T-1000 - "Terminator 2: Judgement Day"
8. Neo Vs. Agent Smith - "The Matrix"
9. Freddy Vs. Jason - "Freddy Vs. Jason"
10. Hector Vs. Achilles - "Troy"
DareDevil
DareDevil at 04:00 PM Jan 25

Cool list, I aprove.

bourahioro
bourahioro at 05:00 PM Oct 15

Wow, the fight in the restaurant in Kill Bill Vol.1 didn't make the cut? that was insane!

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 05:00 PM Oct 15

That is one of the best fights for sure but main idea for this list was really one-on-one. You're right though, that one does kick major ass! :D

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