I think someone should start a petition to have the Chuck Norris Fact Book renamed as the Liam Neeson Fact Book.
I've been campaigning for Dolph Lungren ever since I read that story about thieves breaking into his house, but I couldn't argue with Neeson.
BTW, here: http://liamneesonscock.tumblr.com/submit
The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
Clint Eastwood checks under his bed for Liam Neeson, and if he's there, tosses him a beer and says, "Cheers, bud."













I'd sign that petition.