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Red State

reviewed on September 12th, 2011 08:06AM

There's no hiding that I have been eagerly anticipating this film for a long time and followed its production every step of the way, being a big kevin smith fan and a big horror fan as well. I know the public conception of smith (and for the most ...

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Edge of Darkness

reviewed on April 26th, 2010 07:25PM

good to see mel back in action again, high production values on hand here, with location shooting which i always like, the tone is very melancholic, and mel is very good here, along with the rest of the cast, especially ray winstone, whos brillian...

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Date Night

reviewed on April 26th, 2010 07:24PM

enjoyable comedy, due mainly in part to the two leads, i almost say i like phil and claire foster more than michael scott and liz lemon (who can get a bit annoying at times) they have great chemistry here and are fun to watch, the supporting playe...

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Hot Tub Time Machine

reviewed on April 26th, 2010 07:24PM

better than youd initially think it to be, but not as funny as the reviews have made it out to be, theres a few funny parts, mainly from corddry and crispin glovers subplot, but still not a whole lotta laughs, i admit tho i do like the premise as ...

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Get Him to the Greek

reviewed on April 26th, 2010 07:22PM

some funny parts to be sure, but nowhere as good as forgetting sarah marshall, its funny to see p diddy just act crazy, but the story kinda just meanders, feels like it was cut quite a bit, and the film's many "messages" if you will, seem muddled ...

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Watchmen

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:52AM

The only film I looked forward to with more anticipation was The Dark Knight and that was able to meet my expectations. Did it happen again here? Yes and how. I haven't read the graphic novel and was glad I didn't. I was able to appreciate the fil...

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Ong Bak 2

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:52AM

I slept through like half of this, the plot half that is. So I had no clue really what was going on, but I managed to stay awake through the action scenes, which are kick ass. Its amazing to watch Tony jaa do all the stunts by himself w/o cgi. If ...

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I Love You, Man

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:51AM

Pleasant enjoyable comedy with very likable cast. Rudd is likable, Segel is hilarious, Favreau and pressly have funny banter, rashida jones is absolutely adorable and warm hearted, i hope she becomes a leading lady. It manages to be funny without ...

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Pontypool

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:51AM

I was really looking forward to this going in, and for the first half or so it delivered. It had 3 interesting characters and a dark suspenseful tone. It managed to create scares without showing anything but radio voices. However once the explan...

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Adventureland

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:50AM

A lot different than I thought it would be, being just as much a drama as a comedy, maybe even more so. It worked better for me as a drama, as I didn't really laugh a lot except for Bill Hader, but was really caught up in the main character's trou...

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Drag Me To Hell

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:49AM

Doesn't go for slow gradual mounting suspense, rather in your face shock gross scares, and in that it succeeds. I was jumping in my seat many a time. Lohan and Long are very convincing in the leads, I was rooting for her to make it out alive. At t...

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Observe and Report

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:49AM

Don't see films like this everyday. Breaks about almost every rule that comedies should follow, taking no prisoners. Its outrageous and over the top. While I didnt laugh a whole lot, I had to admire that it didnt play it safe and admire the audac...

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The Hurt Locker

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:48AM

Best Iraq war film I've seen, due in part because it focuses on the 3 main characters and what they do, rather than military strategy. It was interesting and entertaining watching all the the things the bomb guys have to go through. Got pretty s...

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The Haunting in Connecticut

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:48AM

I know a lot of people were hating on this, and I can see why, but I've always been kinder to horror films. I liked this one cuz I liked how they developed the characters and the cancer subplot. Madsen and Koteas are especially good. The scares a...

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The Haunting in Connecticut

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:48AM

I know a lot of people were hating on this, and I can see why, but I've always been kinder to horror films. I liked this one cuz I liked how they developed the characters and the cancer subplot. Madsen and Koteas are especially good. The scares a...

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Star Trek

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:47AM

Had high expectations going in and they were met. Mind you I never watched any of the old films or the TV series, but I liked the direction this film was taking ie less camp more serious, younger cast. the cast was great, everyone was really good,...

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Terminator Salvation

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:46AM

I like the overall premise of setting it in the future and not in the present. Bale is probably the best choice for the role of Connor and he does a good job, but the real surprise is Worthington, he's great as Marcus, he was a really strong chara...

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The Hangover

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:46AM

Hilarious comedy that succeeds not only in having a huge amount of laughs, but having a pretty involving story, I wanted to know what would happen. Galifinakis is the star of this and deserves all the praise hes been getting. Hes so funny. I did t...

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Whatever Works

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:45AM

enjoyable film, with an excellent performance by wood, shes sucj a nice likable pretty person in this, i would say its oscar worthy, never loses the accent either. David is good too, Im glad he was picked and not woody himself, woody couldnt pull ...

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Public Enemies

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:45AM

A letdown to be sure, that's not to say it's all bad. Some sequences are well executed, both action and non action. I liked the attention to detail and the music and it's fast moving and entertaining. Depp is a great actor and engaging to watch. ...

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:44AM

Met my expectations without a doubt. This is my favorite harry potter film tied with goblet of fire. It managed to perfectly blend a dark sinister evil side and a lighthearted romantic and at times downright funny side. Its the second longest film...

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Bruno

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:43AM

My least favorite character of the 3 from da ali g show, i think its safe to say that it expands from the limits of television. If you thought bprat pushed the envelope, this pushes it, beats it to death and then spits on its grave. How this got a...

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500 Days of Summer

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:43AM

Very enjoyable and funny romantic comedy, due mainly in part to the strong performance by levitt, YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN, you my boy, hes funny likable and i empathized a lot with his character. Zooey is ok, ive never really been a fan of her, an...

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Funny People

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:42AM

Apatow has always tried to blend drama into his films, and here he does that best of his 3 films. The drama scenes were very well done thanks to great performances by sandler and mann, who looks better and better in each film. Bana is also great i...

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District 9

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:42AM

An exhilarating that keeps its fast pace throughout, yet never seems rushed. It takes an old genre, the aliens coming to earth and takes it in an unexpected direction. Copley does a great job in the lead, creating a non typical "hero". The effects...

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Inglourious Basterds

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:41AM

Quentin Tarantino is a self obsessed asshole of a human being, and while all his films borrow from several others, goddammit are they entertaining. Each one of his films are engaging and interesting to watch and never boring. I do admit he has a w...

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Extract

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:40AM

Great concept, showing the view from the bosses side, and it did have some great ideas in it, I just didnt laugh all that much. Koechner is the best part of the movie, tho I didn't like how they resolved his subplot, or Mila Kunis's for that matte...

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Away We Go

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:40AM

Surprised at how much I liked this. I didn't find it all pretentious and arrogant as lotsa people sed. bert and verona arent sure of everything and full of themselves, theyre pretty confused and arent sure what to do. Theres some pretty funny mome...

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Halloween II

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:39AM

could hardly see what was goin on on account of it took place at night mostly and my bootleg was a pretty shitty copy, but idk y they made loomis such an asshole in this one, wasn't necessary imo, and dont get patrick starr to be in your movie unl...

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The Invention of Lying

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:39AM

nowhere near as good as office or extras, but still some funny scenes, doesnt really know where its going tho plotwise with trying to make a message and being a romance, jen garner is very likable and good looking, and gervais is a good actor as ...

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Where The Wild Things Are

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:38AM

Theater I saw this is was packed, some even in costumes. I had read this as a child, but never had the emotional response to it as others seem to have. As a result, I respected and admired what the film does, even tho it didn't move or affect me. ...

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Jennifer's Body

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:37AM

Entertaining, quick paced film, was sure of itself as a horror film with comedy moments. All 3 leads are good, convincing, I liked how it was the girl going to save the boyfriend who got captured. The story is kinda questionable at times, seemed t...

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Zombieland

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:36AM

entertaining film, made enjoyable by the cast, especially woody, very good here, i was definitely rooting for him to live. Jesse is good too, Im hoping he keeps getting big roles. Also Bill Murray is fun to watch, I definitely would have loved mo...

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Antichrist

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:36AM

Some creepy imagery, and even some scary scenes that made me jump and just overall creepy in tone, even tho it's not a "horror" film per se. Perhaps I'm just de sensitized to violence, but i thought the graphic scenes were gonna be a lot worse, an...

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The Fourth Kind

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:35AM

Mixing fiction and documentary can work in a movie as in Reds, Confessions of a dangerous mind, and frost/nixon to an extent, but all those the doc footage existed to just reinforce the film itself. Here it seemed to try and exist equally with the...

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Thirst

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:35AM

a good concept and some good interesting ideas the lead guy is really good, the first part is good, but after that it just drags and doesnt seem to go anywhere. its visually good and good music, but did i mention it drags

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Orphan

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:34AM

while this film had enough stupid character actions to shake a stick at, i cant deny how involved i got in this film. I was moving in my seat, almost talking at the screen. Whoever played esther did a good job, it was a big performance for such a ...

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World's Greatest Dad

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:34AM

entertaining film that kept me engaged throughout. williams gives a good performance, again showing that hes perfectly capable e of pulling off more dramatic roles. the girlfriend, while a bit flaky, was very pretty and nice, she was enjoyable ...

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In The Loop

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:33AM

some pretty funny parts, i liked the whole absurdity of the characters' actions, i liked the brit side better, especially simon foster. i was a bit confused at time, a pretty original movie with good performances

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Big Fan

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:33AM

one of the more involving films ive seen of late, oswalt and corrigan are great as loser football fans, tho i could relate with the way they talked about the games, or tried to make the losses seem not so bad. A pretty dark film with a great att...

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A Serious Man

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:32AM

well, its something all right, give credit to the coens for making a fast moving, always engaging film (as all of their films are) After finishing it, I wasn't sure what it all meant, tho thats the whole point of the movie, we cant understand wh...

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2012

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:31AM

well, the disaster movie to end all disaster movies, as there's nothing left to destroy by the end, follows the roland emmerich disaster film formula to a t, not only in types of characters, but plot development. i was hoping it would just go al...

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The Road

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:31AM

bleak unsettling film with a very impressive look, idk if they found all the deserted landscapes or if cgi was needed but it looked very realistic, viggo gives another great performance, strong and brave, while there are definitely some great sequ...

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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:24AM

Ill quote the great Mason Sander when I say "this movie was just ....ridiculous" I was hoping itd be just nic cage going batshit crazy, but he didnt do it enough and most of the crazy stuff he does is in the trailers, and most of it comes at...

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Paranormal Activity

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:23AM

succeeded in creating some pretty scary moments, playing off everyones (or at least mine) fear of what goes on in your house when the lights are off, little noises that could be anything, also while the force in the house may not do a whole ...

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Up

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:23AM

fully deserving of the praise its received, up is damned near great film, on a story level I was involved with the characters, this film took its time in developing them instead of just nonstop action like other cgi cartoons, sure they weren...

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Couples Retreat

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:22AM

exactly what you think itd be, a few funny lines, mainly from vaughn, but not much else, lotsa chicago references which is cool, gets an extra half star for using Loves Theme by Barry Whites Loves Unlimited Orchestra

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The Informant

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:22AM

Ehhh I don't know, I don't know know what I was to think of Whitacre, or what he was thinking, tho I liked the spin on voiceovers, as his were useless to the plot and kinda funny, bakula was good, tho idk y they got joel mchale for such a t...

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Avatar

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:19AM

i can safely say it has some of the best visuals i have ever seen, all the different plants and trees in the jungle are just exhilarating, also little things like all the devices in the ships are well done too. In terms of the N'avi, while a...

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Brothers

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:18AM

well acted drama, with real good performances by the 3 leads, they were all reserved and didnt go over the top with grief or emotion. All of them were good people and I wanted to see them be happy, a good sign in any film. Natalie Portman has...

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Sherlock Holmes

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:18AM

everything you knew and loved about the novels is brought to the screen, Holmes bare knuckle boxing, holmes in a sword fight, holmes tasing a 7 foot giant, exactly as doyle wrote it! But this isnt trying to really be a faithful adaptation, ra...

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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:17AM

a triumph of design and effects, the scenes inside the imaginarium are filmed in a surreal style that has some of gilliams best designs, shot in his in your face style as always, while technically very good, the story is just all right, was...

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The Lovely Bones

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:16AM

had some good things, like saorise ronan, who i hope will become a mainstream actress, i think she has potential, a lot of the visuals are creative and well done, and the tension scenesare well done, especially the murder of susie scene. H...

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The Box

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:16AM

some good scenes, diaz and marsden are all right, langella good as always. I knew going in that this was gonna end up being a mind fuck and that the proposition in the beginning is only scratching the surface. The first half of this is inte...

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Fantastic Mr. Fox

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:15AM

entertaining engaging little film, full of wes andersons quirky humor. Liked michael gambon as the farmer, made a good villain, tho i thought he was clearly justified in his actions as mr foxs only reasoning for stealing from him is that "thats ho...

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Invictus

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:15AM

i admit i didnt have a strong desire to see this, but leave it to Clint to turn a topic that I might not have found that interesting and turned it into a good movie. Its very engaging and fast moving, didnt clock check once. Freeman is the on...

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Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 10:14AM

harrowing tough film to watch, i was wincing and covering my eyes more with this film than with most horror films. I commend the film for being what i guess is realistic, tho that mother has to be mentally ill to treat her daughter like that, its ...

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It's Complicated

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 12:18AM

saw it with the parents, exactly what youd expect it to be, some funny parts, almost entirely from baldwin, some poignant dramatic scenes, if streep gets an actress nom it better be 4 this and not julie julia, shes good in this, kinda seems to ...

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Up in the Air

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 12:17AM

excellent film that addresses many issues relevant in our lives today, on one hand is there any compassion and respect left in the business world today or is it whatever method is cheapest is best? ur job is to fire people, but what happens wh...

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The Book of Eli

reviewed on January 26th, 2010 12:16AM

solid effort from all involved, its got a great look and cinematography, all the acting is good, tho kunis was underwhelming, she should stick to comedy, oldman is very good as the villain, doing what he does best, wouldve liked to see more of ...
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