Hottest Locations in MFC- In Honor of Stefon's Last SNL and I thought I would give it a shot.
1. If you haven’t seen the character of Stefon, youtube it. I’ve laugh every time I’ve seen Stefon, it was a random and creative character. So, I thought why not. If you like this, I might try again. If it sucks, my apologies haha.
2. Mr’s Data’s Diner—this hot spot is part diner, part techno club, part drum circle, part monthly book club, and all overly caffeinated human Roombas. You ask what human Roombas are; it’s just like the robot vacuum but midgets rolling around on skate boards chasing the club bouncer Dean Koooooooooooontz when he is dressed like Nermal from Garfield and Friends. FYI, to get in don’t forget the password to get in is pronouncing Dean Koooooooooooontz with all 12 O’s.
3. Dodong’s 27th Mosh Pit – This crazy monk’s forgotten acid dream is located the freezer of a burned out benihana, where all rules are thrown against the wall with the contents of Tim Burpton’s Simpson’s lunch box. Sometimes he doesn’t even know what in there or so he says.
4. Glinda’s --- This after hours hotspot is a Chuck E Cheese by day and turns into a arena style fight club/dance club at 245am This sparkle covered punch fest is a skydiver dream after falling on their head. With a tweaking 30 year old Eric Cartman running the door armed with a wiffle ball bat covered with honey and human yo-yos, glow in the dark painted midgets hanging from the ceiling from bungee cords.
5. WalkAway’s Run Way – This IKEA bedding department goes retro about 430 for this hot spot, when the manager Alaskan John Stewart goes on lunch and 2 sock puppets run the door. This place has everything: punks,preps, overweight smurfs,bedding yetis. You ask what is a bedding yeti, a bedding yeti is when a coked up corndog sale guy wraps himself in sheets makes a mountain of pillows, growls and throws other pillows at people walking by.
6. Night Owl’s Nest—This MFC hot spot is located in a green and white striped VW Bus parked behind the scary McDonalds , where the only way to get in by giving the “passenger door man” pop rocks and pizza flavored Bugles. Once in you are given a glow in the dark target to wear and a straw for spit balls, to play spit and tell with club manager Great Midget Khali. This club is only open from 5am-to the first egg mc muffin being made, so be in line fast.
This is so awesome I love it! Every one is excellent. Very creative and fun Draven, and thank you for including me.
Night Owl's Nest is one of my favorite hangouts . great stuff .