BATeMAN posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 8 days ago

Friday the 13th (2009)


Directed by: Marcus Nispel
Written by: Damian Shannon, Mark Swift
Cast: Derek Mears, Jared Padalecki, Amanda Righetti, Danielle Panabaker, Jonathan Sadowski, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo
Studio: New Line Cinema
Genre: Horror
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Plot: Kill for Mother...


While the 2009 version offers nothing you haven't seen before. For me the remake is the best of the F13 franchise. I only got to Part 4 or 5 with the one's from 80's, so would like to revisit them and watch the others, then could rank them proper. Jason is definitely at his scariest here, he's looks massive and is mobile! The kills are good, a little more imagination suspense with a few would have been nice.

The Julianna Guill scene is stupendous! Trent's commentary during coitus was hilarious "These could win in a fucking titty contest" And think Jason would agree, he was a peeping tom for a moment and was looking at the juicy tatas.

The ending is a little annoying, I mean why would you wait around? Was Jason in the Navy? Fuck that burial in water and get the hell outta there and let the dumb ass cop deal with that shit. Oh, that's right you must leave an opening for a sequel. A sequel that i would really like to see.

Other reviews of this film: KcMsterpce (2/10) , Anakin (8/10) > Display all
timmyd at 07:52 PM Nov 13

'' you've got perfect nipple placement '' . To hell with the haters , I loved this flick.

LelekPL at 11:23 AM Nov 14

^ best line in cinematic history ;)