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Really bummed that Law and Moreno are leaving the podcast, how will I get through Mondays at work?
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disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 days ago

The Princess Diaries



2001-poster-princess_diaries-1

Directed by: Garry Marshall
Written by: Gina Wendkos
Cast: Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway, Hector Elizondo, Heather Matarazzo, Lana Thomas, Mandy Moore, Caroline Goodall
Studio: Walt Disney Pictures
Genre: Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: After a visit from her estranged grandmother, a teenager (Anne Hathaway) learns that she is in fact a princess of a small European country and must decide if she wants to partake in the royal lifestyle.

Review:

Sometimes your chick makes you watch a movie you don't necessarily want to watch but hey, you do it anyway. The movie occasionally ends up being horrible but sometimes it can be a fun surprise. THE PRINCESS DIARIES falls in that latter category. The most obvious reason why this movie is enjoyable rather then horrible is Anne Hathaway. She brings such an energy that you can't help but like her. She's a relatable character thrust in a situation is far out there.

As it is with these kind of comedies, the supporting cast is important. I'd say Hector Elizondo does a great job as the driver. Maybe it's just that I like his type of character.

While it is essentially a chick movie, THE PRINCESS DIARIES won't bore guys either and can be enjoyed by anyone with an open mind.

Princess_diaries

disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 11 days ago

Stake Land



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Directed by: Jim Mickle
Written by: Jim Mickle, Nick Damici
Cast: Danielle Harris, Kelly McGillis, Connor Paolo, Michael Cerveris, Bonnie Dennison
Studio: IFC Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.stakelandmovie.com
Plot: In a post apocalyptic world where a vampire plague has taken over most of the world, a small group of survivors try to make it to a supposed safe area called "New Eden". Along the way they must also contend with a crazy cult.

Review:

When it comes to vampire movies it seems like mostly everything has been done. In this movie though it seems to be mixing the zombie genre with the vampire genre. The vampires act very much like mindless zombies so the worlds do feel melded together. I'm just happy to see vampire as monsters and not sparkling pansies.

The two main characters, Mister and Martin, had an interesting dynamic. Mister acted like a father/mentor to Martin but without showing much affection. He wanted to teach him how to survive in this crazy world without letting feelings get in the way. There was obviously an attachment between the two but I'm glad they kept it subtle because in this world there would be no room for any hugging and such. The other survivors they meet on the way each offer a little something but nothing spectacular.

The crazy cult offers an extra and interesting villain to the film. It shows how humanity would break down in such a situation and all kinds of splinter groups would form. They were in fact a bigger threat then the vampires and felt more threatening.

Stake land works as a post apocalyptic movie that is depressing but not so much that it will make you hate life as result. You definitely leave it feeling pumped but it's a decent effort that combines multiple items together (vampires, apocalyptic future, cults) that works.

Stakeland

Other reviews of this film: Anakin (7/10) , cerealkiller182 (9/10) > Display all
timmyd
timmyd at 05:39 PM May 10

I thought it was exceptionally well done . Great review .

disco162 updated his STATUS: 21 days ago

Really bummed that Law and Moreno are leaving the podcast, how will I get through Mondays at work?
disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

The Matador



2005-matador-2

Directed by: Richard Shepard
Written by: Richard Shepard
Cast: Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear, Hope Davis, Philip Baker Hall, Adam Scott, Dylan Baker
Studio: Miramax Films
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: www.matadorthemovie.com
Plot: While on a business trip to Mexico a man befriends a hitman who has never had a true friend.

Review:

THE MATADOR works good as a buddy comedy. On one hand you have Greg Kinnear as the straight business man. On the other you have Pierce Brosnan as an assassin. Pierce Brosnan always looks cool and on top of everything. But in this movie he also adds a bit of crassness. He drinks a lot, he has sex with prostitutes and well he kills people for money. Both of these actors work and play well off each other. Even though one of the main characters is a killer, it has a light heartedness about it and there are a few sincere emotional moments from both characters. Despite being goofy you kind of feel like these two guys could be friends in real life. I had a good time with THE MATADOR and say it's worth watching for anyone looking for an enjoyable and light hearted movie to watch.

Matador

Other reviews of this film: KcMsterpce (8/10) > Display all
movieman32
movieman32 at 01:41 AM Feb 19

I agee with you completely and Pierce Brosnan's role as Julian is my favorite!

disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Death Sentence



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Directed by: James Wan
Written by: Ian Jeffers
Cast: Kevin Bacon, Kelly Preston, John Goodman, Garrett Hedlund
Studio: Fox Atomic
Genre: Thriller
Official Site: www.deathsentencemovie.com
Plot: After his son is killed during a gang initiation, a father wages war on a gang of street thugs.

Review:

While the plot makes it sound like a typical old school action movie, this is not the case here. DEATH SENTENCE takes a more serious and dramatic note. While there are some intense and good action scenes, the focus of the movie is how the events affect the father of the family played expertly here by Kevin Bacon. We see the transformation of a good family man into the monsters he is trying to destroy. It draws some comparisons to Walter White from BREAKING BAD. Kevin Bacon does a fantastic job. He plays it low key for the most part but you can see the transformation happening in his mind. The supporting cast here is tight as well. Kelly Preston does a good job as the mother of the family. The street gang is just what you'd expect; downright despicable and horrible in every way. You're cheering for Bacon the whole way, but you feel horrible for what this is doing to him. We also get some John Goodman being a tough gun dealers...[more]...

Deathsentence

Other reviews of this film: DaFuNk44 (7/10) , KcMsterpce (6/10) > Display all
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 02:46 PM Feb 03

Loved this movie. A cool throwback to the grittier 70's era action flicks.

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 10:21 PM Apr 29

Great movie. Wan's direction, Bacon's performance, the hard R rating and so much more make this a must own.

disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Death Race



2008-death_race-3

Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson
Written by: Paul W.S. Anderson
Cast: Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Tyrese Gibson, Ian McShane
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Thriller
Official Site: www.deathracemovie.net
Plot: A wrongfully accused man (Jason Statham) is forced to participate in a prison game called Death Race in which opponents race in armored cars and are allowed to kill each other.

Review:

This was a surprisingly fun movie. While the plot is simple, the way the race and action turn out is extremely entertaining. Jason Statham is the man here, kicking ass all the way through. It hit all the notes right; extremely violent, gory and great car action done without CGI to bring it down. Make sure to check this out if you haven't seen it yet, it will be worth your time.

Death-race-jason-statham12

Other reviews of this film: rockyjr (5/10) , razgriz21 (7/10) > Display all
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:31 AM Jan 14

Agreed, I dug this movie too.

disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

The Spirit



2008-spirit-4

Directed by: Frank Miller
Written by: Frank Miller
Cast: Gabriel Macht, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes, Jaime King, Sarah Paulson, Paz Vega
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action
Official Site: www.mycityscreams.com
Plot: A former police officer turned superhero The Spirit fights his arch rival the Octopus who is trying to become immortal and take over Central City

Review:

How to describe THE SPIRIT? One part 60s Batman TV series, one part SIN CITY, another part total madness. This movie just has a very weird tone to it. Most of the time it doesn't seem to be taking itself seriously at all. Samuel L. Jackson wears some ridiculous costumes and has cloned henchmen complete with their names on their shirts. Then we got some of the dialogue that is extremely cheesy. It really felt like this was a 1940s movie on coke but with modern technology. I did like the comic book style Frank Miller was trying to recreate.

It feels like everyone involved was told to just have fun with it. Unfortunately it feels all over the place and silly. Maybe that's exactly what they were going for but it just didn't really work for me.

Spirit

Other reviews of this film: KcMsterpce (3/10) , rockyjr (4/10) > Display all
disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 6 months ago

Wild Wild West



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Directed by: Barry Sonnenfeld
Written by: Jim Thomas, John Thomas
Cast: Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek, Ted Levine, Bai Ling, Musetta Vander, Sofia Eng, Frederique Van Der Wal
Studio: Warner Bros.
Genre: Action
Official Site: www.wildwildwest.warnerbros.com/
Plot: US Marshalls Jim West (Will Smith) and Artemis Gordon (Kevin Kline) must team up to stop evil genius Arliss Loveless (Kenneth Branagh) and his giant mechanical spider from taking over the United States.

Review:

WILD WILD WEST, one of the most infamously bad movies in recent times. Does it live up to it's reputation? Unfortunately, yes. While I have seen many much worse movies, this one is just simply not good.

I understand that they were trying to go for a cheesy and campy throwback to old west stories. The problem, just like in movies such as BATMAN AND ROBIN, is that they go way too far. Jim West is every character Will Smith has ever played cranked to 11. He's constantly spouting one-liners, is good at everything he does and of course is a badass. Artemis Gordon is a wacky scientist who makes up all sorts of crazy inventions. Hilarity is supposed to ensue, but it doesn't really happen. Then you have Kenneth Branagh, chewing every scene he's in. These aspects are just so outlandish it's embarrassing. And the giant metal spider, the less said about that the better.

It's tough to get through this, even with Salma Hayek. This movie is an example of how to seriously overdo things and repel anyone who may have enjoyed certain aspects it.

Wild_wild_west_4

Other reviews of this film: tbondrage99 (4/10) , horrorfan23 (4/10) > Display all
disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 6 months ago

Miami Vice



2006-miami_vice-3

Directed by: Michael Mann
Written by: Michael Mann
Cast: Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Gong Li, Naomi Harris, Ciaran Hinds, Elizabeth Rodriguez, John Ortiz, Barry Shabaka Henley
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Crime
Official Site: www.miamivice.com
Plot: Miami detectives Tubbs and Crockett go deep undercover a drug smuggling operation.

Review:

On paper, this movie sounds like a great idea. A gritty reboot of the 80s TV show directed by legendary crime film director Michael Mann, what's not to get excited about. Unfortunately, the potential was there but was never reached. It just never feels quite right. The two leads, played by Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell, seem to try too hard to look like badasses but don't have all that much of a personality. There wasn't enough of an internal struggle for them. Given the situation, there could have been a lot achieved.

Half the film seems to be focused on a love story between Crockett and Isabella. It slowed down the plot to a crawl. Also, it was very difficult to see anything. Most of the movie takes place at night with very little lighting. Is Tubbs the one shooting, is it Crockett, I can`t tell. After a while it just becomes shadows running around.

While not terrible, MIAMI VICE could have been so much. With the cast and director assembled together, this could have been something special rather then a forgettable crime movie.

Miamivice1

Other reviews of this film: The Postmaster General (8/10) , KcMsterpce (4/10) > Display all
timmyd
timmyd at 05:21 PM Nov 18

Exactly . It just didn't feel right . I'll watch one of the seasons on DVD instead . Well said , sir.

bowserk12
bowserk12 at 10:59 PM Nov 18

I enjoy this movie, but I agree that it's just not as good as the TV show

disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 6 months ago

Night of the Creeps



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Directed by: Fred Dekker
Written by: Fred Dekker
Cast: Jason Lively, Steve Marshall, Jill Whitlow, Tom Atkins
Studio: TriStar
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: In 1959, an item from space hits earth and infects a curious college student. Fast forward to 1986. The frozen corpse of said college student gets accidentally thawed out during a failed fraternity initiation. Zombies are now lurking the college campus and infecting students with space slugs that take over your brain and lay eggs.

Review:

NIGHT OF THE CREEPS is a great throwback to old school 1950s B horror movies. The intro especially is a striking homage to that genre. The movie as a whole keeps that tone as well, even when its set in the 80s. It keeps the old stereotypes of jocks being douchebags and nerds trying to woo the pretty. Even though there are some gory death scenes, the movie never feels mean spirited and is always light hearted fun.

I love that Tom Atkins is here playing the role he does best, disgruntled cop. There`s a reason he is a genre the legend and this movie in particular may be the reason why. His one liner (The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is they`re dead) should tell you what you need to know about the movies tone. All the other cast members are adequate at their roles. No one is utterly spectacular but they play their role well.

NIGHT OF THE CREEPS is a fun genre movie that is suprisingly unknown in the mainstream. You would think that more people would have seen it back in the day. It`s a great throwback, has some awesome practical effects and is a fun time.

Night-of-the-creeps

Other reviews of this film: darkreif (9/10) , Rebellion_Reborn (10/10) > Display all
disco162 updated his STATUS: 8 months ago

Waiting in line to see Schwarzenegger, can't wait to get a signed book!!!
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 01:00 PM Oct 04

Good luck.

disco162 posted a BLOG item 8 months ago

The Complete Asylum #3 - Air Collision (2012)

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Plot
After an AI controlled flight system malfunctions, Air Force One and a passenger plane are on a collision course. It's up to air traffic controller Reginald Veljohnson to avert a disaster.

Review
From what I thought was originally going to just be a movie about two planes potentially colliding they added a whole lot more ridiculous. This movie doesn't mess around either, right at the beginning a satellite falls apart and debris is flying everywhere. And not just little scratches, these are ARMAGEDDON sized chunks destroying buildings and wrecking cars. Among others things we get are lightning storms, missile attacks and an artificial intelligence that has a laser.

The director is trying way too hard to keep us awake. The camera constantly zooms in and out and there are jump cuts every second. After a while this method stated to give me a headache. They throw in so many elements of danger that eventually it just gets to be too much and half way through you begin to get a little bored of it.

The CGI is of course pretty bad but not all that overly used. Its only really used in scenes where satellite debris is hitting buildings and when things crash together. I have to hand it to the Asylum that the sets in this one are actually half decent. Only the backgrounds look very fake and CGI.

Overall this movie is so so. It took an idea and then tried way too hard to pile on things to make it more exciting. This movie feels like one of those 90s FOX made for TV movies that had no budget. It's good to see Reginald Veljohnson working again though.

Worst Scene
At one point the rogue AI on Air Force One fires a missile at the passenger plane. The missile tears a hole on the side of the plane and sucks various objects and people out. Now for some reason the missile doesn't explode so someone actually grabs it and throws it out. Then they use random pieces of luggage to block the massive hole that was created. This all somehow magically works and the suction stops. Don't ask me how a person can be sucked out but a piece of luggage will stay in place.

Lawsuit Potential?
I don't think they have much to worry about with this movie. Although they did flat out copy some scenes (like the plane to plane transfer from EXECUTIVE DECISION) this movie is copying the disaster film genre more then anything else.

Rating: 4/10


Mood: Bored
disco162 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 11 months ago

Exit Wounds



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Directed by: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Written by: Ed Horowitz, Richard D'Ovidio
Cast: Steven Seagal, DMX, Isaiah Washington, Jill Hennessy, Anthony Anderson, Michael Jai White
Studio: Warner Bros.
Genre: Action
Official Site: www.exitwounds.net
Plot: After getting busted down to traffic duty, officer Orin Boyd (Steven Seagal) discovers that there is a group of corrupt police officers selling confiscated drugs. He must team up with a street wise internet millionaire (DMX) to expose the illegal operation.

Review:

At some point producer Joel Silver though DMX was going to be the next big action star. He ended up in a few movies with other action stars (such as Jet Li) and basically always played the same character (a tough guy with good intentions). This time Seagal joins him and it ends up working out ok. They don't necessarily have much chemistry together, but it's not a totally unimaginable teaming...[more]...

Exit_wounds

Other reviews of this film: Warhound (7/10) , Loup Solitaire (7/10) > Display all
disco162 created a LIST: 11 months ago

Top Movies I watched during the Week of June 11 - 17 2012

Predator_2
1. Predator 2 (1990)
2. Exit Wounds (2001)
3. The Hangover Part II (2011)
4. Prometheus (2012)
5. Re-Animator (1985)
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 11:59 PM Jun 18

PREDATOR 2 - underrated.

disco162
disco162 at 11:39 PM Jun 20

One of my favorites, all the hate for it saddens me.

disco162 created a LIST: 11 months ago

Top Movies I watched during the Week of June 4 - 10

Predator
1. Predator (1987)
2. The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
3. Conan the Barbarian (2011)
4. The Burning (1981)
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 02:46 PM Jun 11

Predator fucking kicks ass

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