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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 8 days ago

Star Trek Into Darkness



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Genre: Action, Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.startrekmovie.com
Plot: Star Trek Past This If You Don't Want SPOILERS!!!!!!

Review:

It begins almost like an Indiana Jones movie- not just for the indigenous tribe touting blow-darts, but for the feeling of being thrust into the midst of another adventure, with our heroes in jeopardy in the show-stopping opening. At this point in the game we're well aware this is a new vision of Star Trek: it's bigger, louder, more adventure-oriented. It almost has to be in order to keep the franchise's pulse going in pop culture. I don't think audiences today could put up with the slow, dry nature of the original 1979 Star Trek film. Then again, I don't know if audiences at that time could, either. Star Trek can be a great and wonderful thing, but 2001: A Space Odyssey, it is not, and why derive from other works when it's perfectly good on its own? It's for this reason I can understand why certain more hardcore fans may take issue with this new version of Star Trek being more akin to the action/adventure of something like Star Wars, and miss the social commentary and philosophical aspects of the original television series, and long for quieter, calmer, more considerate moments...[more]...

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randychico
randychico at 01:34 AM May 16

So in the end you are kinda one of the hard core fans that have some issues about the lack of 'depth'. I don't know if it's my disassociation from the franchise and maybe I'm too pardoning with some movies and with stuff like seeing things I've seen before but I enjoyed it to bits, especially since personally I was luke warm with the first, for me this felt fresh while continuing with the update of the franchise AND still bringing us all the homages and call backs to sooth the subtle trekkie in me. For me, there was nothing missing.

Derek237
Derek237 at 01:39 AM May 16

I wouldn't say I'm that hardcore of a fan though, but I can empathize with the mindset. It was just more glaring of a fault with this one because it felt like it was trying to work in the "depth" but doing a lackluster job of it. It's pretty much a non issue with me when it comes to the first movie, which I enjoyed the hell out of. Out of the two I definitely prefer the first.

Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 18 days ago

Silver Linings Playbook



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
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Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Official Site:
Plot: Fucked up and falling in love.

Review:

Silver Linings Playbook is a very charming movie and I felt invested with the love story. It's a very unconventional one on its surface but at its core, it's a nice love story, you want the guy and the girl to get together, and OH MY GOD SPOILER ALERT, they do, and it's satisfying. The movie also deals with mental illness, but not the truly scary kind, but just enough so the characters are still likable and we still root for them. The main character had suffered from delusions, and acts out violently, but, you know, he's still Bradley Cooper, so we still like him. It's kind of bizarre that they'd set a rom-com like this against the backdrop of dealing with some very, very serious afflictions- and don't get me wrong, I think it's treated respectfully enough, and accurately to a point, but, jeez, the movie gets so bogged down to its make-it-or-break-it final act, and the -will-they-won't-they of the romantic leads, I swear, you forget for a second that they have serious mental problems. Either that's a major mistake of focus made by the plot, or maybe the point is that they forget, too...[more]...

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tylerlb85
tylerlb85 at 01:08 AM May 06

Very good movie

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 06:50 AM May 06

This was my favourite of the best picture nominees

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:02 PM May 06

Very solid review of a good flick.. nice stuff Derek.

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 20 days ago

Iron Man 3



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Marvel Studios
Genre: Action, Comic Book
Official Site: www.IronManMovie3.com
Plot: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang BANG BANG BANG.

Review:

Iron Man 3 may be the very first time the existence of the 2nd Unit became very apparent to me while watching a movie. Directors can't be everywhere at once so it's necessary that they have a talented team to shoot certain action scenes, or aerial shots, or exteriors, etc. to make sure the production goes smoothly and is completed on time. I think these guys were working over-time on Iron Man 3. The action scenes drag on suspiciously long, almost without focus. They're competently executed and do their job in providing the expected thrills, but it feels like there's something missing from them. I've criticized the previous Iron Man film for having a shortage of action scenes, but for all it failed to deliver, for all its brevity, its action at least had some ground to stand on, and had the proper emotional undercurrent. In Iron Man 3 they feel like appendages, and I suspect that Shane Black was happy to let the "action guys" do their work while he felt more comfortable with the scenes where Tony is out of the suit, which may account for the fact that he's in and out of his costume more frequently than Lady Gaga at a sold-out venue...[more]...

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leesemarie
leesemarie at 06:30 PM May 03

And also shout out to the little kid who I thought was going to be an annoying little fucker and turned out to be pleasantly surprised

MonsterZeroNJ
MonsterZeroNJ at 06:38 PM May 03

Really good review. Spot on. I was beginning to think I was in bizarro world and was the only one that felt this was a major disappointment.

LelekPL
LelekPL at 04:22 PM May 10

Oh hell, I think we had almost the exact same reaction to this film. The first point you're making is one my first ones as well. It's good to know I'm not the only one in this. Here's mine:
http://www.moviefancentral.com/lelekpl/reviews/19494

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Evil Dead



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
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Studio: TriStar Pictures
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.facebook.com/pages/Evil-Dead-Remake-2013/
Plot: Reading this review may cause the evil force in the woods to take over you and your friends, but even worse, IT CONTAINS MAJOR MAJOR SPOILERS.

Review:

Life goes by pretty fast. Far too fast to spend your time watching bad movies, unless you can find some kind of pleasure in it, which is something I've experienced with the cheesy 1981 horror film The Evil Dead. Much to my surprise, the first movie I've went to see this year, now in its fifth month, was the remake of that movie, Evil Dead. Not that the multiplexes weren't offering up quality pictures in the last few weeks with films such as G.I. Joe: Retaliation, The Call, Olympus Has Fallen, and Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. So why, of all movies released this year, would I finally make the trek out to my local theatre and finally land on Evil Dead? I don't know. I know Evil Dead. I like Evil Dead. I may as well see a movie called Evil Dead. I think that's what the brass refers to as "name brand recognition...[more]...

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HarkonnenAmongYou
HarkonnenAmongYou at 11:45 PM Apr 05

I agree, 5/10 - had a few moments but a mediocre film at best.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 11:53 PM Apr 05

Must I still have people tell me I need to actually see this movie first before declaring it was a bad idea to begin with?

Glinda
Glinda at 02:24 AM Apr 06

Excellent review Derek. I'm back and forth on this movie all day now. I don't love the original like so many do although I did like it. I really appreciate your detailed write up.

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

The Master



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Drama
Official Site:
Plot: *spoilers*

Review:

After World War One they called it Shell Shock...[more]...

Freddie

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klinteastwood
klinteastwood at 12:20 PM Mar 28

Great review Derek

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:55 PM Mar 28

An incredibly insightful, ambitious review for a movie just as bold.. good stuff man, this was an awesome read.

jimmydevito
jimmydevito at 05:17 PM Mar 28

100% with you. Phoenix's performance was next level

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Les Miserables



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Drama, Musical
Official Site: www.lesmiserablesfilm.com
Plot: France

Review:

It's a fine movie with impressive production value and excellent acting and singing and of course music, and I have to admit this is my first experience in any way shape or form with Les Miserables. With that in mind, I think it's most fair to judge it first and foremost from a filmmaking standpoint...[more]...

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Mongo
Mongo at 02:45 AM Mar 25

I swear I nearly shat... Plot: France

Bondgirl
Bondgirl at 06:55 AM Mar 25

I think this movie had a fine cast and what l have seen of this movie it looks good but one thing is when you have singing in a movie some will like it while other might not

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 2 months ago

Wreck-It Ralph



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Directed by: Rich Moore
Written by:
Cast: John C. Reilly, Sarah Silverman, Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch
Studio: Walt Disney
Genre: Adventure, Animation, Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: Ralph wrecks his way out of the arcade and INTO OUR HEARTS. No spoilers.

Review:

What the creative minds behind Disney animated films do well, especially in recent years with the revolution of CGI animation, is think the way children may think, and consider these secret worlds behind seemingly trivial things, like toys who come to life and interact with each other when you leave the room, or a thriving civilization of working class monsters with scream quotas hiding under your bed. Now with Wreck-It-Ralph, the world behind video games is discovered. It's an interconnected world of arcade machines, and the living, breathing video game characters who let loose after hours, the main character of this movie of course being Ralph, the resident bad guy of "Fix It Felix Jr.," who decides he's tired of being the bad guy over and over, and goes on a personal odyssey to find his worth...[more]...

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Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:38 PM Mar 17

The idea of "other Ralphs" never occurred to me before. That certainly could be a wellspring of story opportunities...or just a one-time sight gag, but still, food for thought for sequel development.

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 11:12 PM Mar 17

That was most definitely a spot on Ed Wynn impression from Tudyk, just fantastic.

wallcrawler383
wallcrawler383 at 06:54 AM Mar 18

Your review:

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 2 months ago

I'm Not There



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Directed by: Todd Haynes
Written by: Todd Haynes, Oren Moverman
Cast: Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, Julianne Moore, Michelle Williams, Bruce Greenwood, David Cross
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.imnotthere-movie.com/
Plot: The Bob Dylan bio film.

Review:

...[more]...

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Seven Psychopaths



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: CBS Films
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Official Site:
Plot: You can't let the animals die in the movie, just the women. Minor spoilers.

Review:

They say to write what you know. Most people would be happy to not know violence, though we live in a culture obsessed by it, it lives right next door to us, one nation under psychopaths. There was a time when it was not unusual that filmmakers could attest to knowing terrible violence first hand, whether they served in the military, or grew up in a neighborhood where crime and violence was an every day thing. It might be fair to say with the current state of movies, with our newer wave of filmmakers, who perhaps grew up on a steady diet of John Woo or Martin Scorsese movies, there is a certain detachment and desensitization to violence. With a wave arguably begun with Quentin Tarantino, everything now just has to be so clever, so referential, so meta, and oh-so-precious. And there's something about films directly related to the writing process that tend to be incredibly off-putting and masturbatory. I think Martin McDonagh gets away with it though, and I think we can forgive him if he casts Colin Farrell as himself...[more]...

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horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 12:04 AM Mar 04

I just love how clever it is and insane it can go without giving a shit to conventions.

Bondgirl
Bondgirl at 07:15 AM Mar 04

It is a great review

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 02:01 PM Mar 05

Great review! I loved the movie as well!

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Looper



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Directed by: Rian Johnson
Written by: Rian Johnson
Cast: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Noah Segan, Jeff Daniels, Piper Perabo, Xu Qing
Studio:
Genre: Action, Science-Fiction, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Joseph Gordon-Levitt wears special makeup, intricately changes his vocal patterns and facial expressions, while Bruce Willis plays the same type of character he always does. SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Review:

Looper sees a bleak future (as if there is any other kind) where people are taken from the even FURTHER future, brought back through time travel, killed, and disposed of, since apparently in the gap of 25 years it has become really hard to hide dead bodies. So let's call that future "Future B." So in Future A it's no big deal to hide bodies and kill people and employees of the mob, or whatever the hell it is, are more than happy to take out these hits for cash with the knowledge that one day they may have to kill their future selves, thus closing their contract with absolutely no loose ends- but who cares about that, right? THAT'S SOOOO FAR AWAY. Also in Future A, and assumingly Future B as well, there are somewhat evolved human beings who have telekentic powers. Usually not good for much more than making a quarter float and impressing chicks at parties, save for an individual exception or two...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: Servo (10/10) , cerealkiller182 (10/10) > Display all
horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 11:54 AM Jan 24

I'm bummed out.

But I can see where your coming from with the ignoring of the time travel aspect, but I think that's what I loved it for. Fuck time travel plotholes and stuff and just go for the actual story.

However, the farm scene slowed down the movie even if all you have to do to have sex with Emily Blunt is to be a guy living in the barn.

Waking Life
Waking Life at 01:24 PM Jan 25

Derek, I'm a bit shocked. I didn't like this movie all that much (for the same reasons as you).... but I figured you'd give it AT LEAST a 7/10. :o

Derek237
Derek237 at 01:26 PM Jan 25

Yeah. Well. The kid really annoyed me.

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Zero Dark Thirty



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Annapurna Pictures
Genre: Action, Drama, War
Official Site: http://www.zerodarkthirty-movie.com/
Plot: Bert Macklin kills the fuck out of Bin Laden. (spoilers!!!)

Review:

More than anything I think the death of Osama Bin Laden was a symbolic victory for the United States. The president made his announcement to the world, people celebrated in the streets, but the world kept on turning, evil still existed in the world, war continued, but it meant something. To kill the man responsible for the World Trade Center attacks meant something- to the families of victims, to the soldiers fighting in the Middle East, and to the government agents exhausted after a 10-year manhunt, when leads were getting so cold that to actually find him at that point would be as sure of a thing as a horseshoe toss...[more]...

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horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 08:29 PM Jan 13

Just rewatched it today and it still holds up wonderfully. Chastain is a powerhouse.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:24 PM Jan 13

I definitely see that "feminist masterpiece" aspect you mention and at the same time I like that "invisible gender" term for this movie.. a lot. It basically broke a lot of typical gender roles and gender norms that we're used to seeing in this sort of military/position of power setting. I was thrilled to see that the movie doesn't look at Maya as a victim of any sort or someone that was treated unfairly for her gender, but rather a cog in the machine and THE MOST IMPORTANT one at that. I felt a lot of parallels between the character and Bigelow spill over into the movie as I was watching it and I think she was the perfect choice for not only the story but the source material at hand. I had some smaller qualms with the movie not connecting emotionally to me as much as I thought it would and I think that stems from the lack of cohesion with the characters and the massive amount of information thrown at the viewer. Everything was orchestrated perfectly but it almost felt that I was a bit of an outsider during the entire experience, as great as it was. The docudrama aspect helped push the movie at a really interesting pace but at the same time left me without someone to grab onto aside from Chastain, and she is completely missing from that final act (I could've used a little more time with the soldiers over some of the "dragging" you mentioned in the review, even if it wasn't needed for the movie's overall message).

Anyway, great review as usual for a really solid movie.. good stuff.

Edit: Whoops, you just commented on my status so.. ignore the last part as I am repeating myself like an asshat.

Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Dredd 3D



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action, Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.dreddthemovie.com
Plot: Judge Dredd kicks ass and shoots stuff - spoilers!

Review:

What a rotten day Judge Dredd is having. It starts off with having to take down some gang-bangers who put innocent civilians' lives in danger, but hey, that's just part of the job. But then he's assigned to evaluate a rookie Judge with less than encouraging credentials and scores who also happens to be a mutant psychic for evaluation, and when they go off to what should have been a routine drug bust, it quickly escalates into locked down war zone in one of Mega City's many block complexes, with a powerful drug lord proclaiming a price on his head. When he finally gets some back up, wouldn't you know it, the judges sent in to help are actually corrupt and are more than happy to cooperate in his demise. In short, fucking everybody is trying to kill him. Does this phase Dredd in any way, or upset him, or cause him to question the system which he enforces so unflinchingly? I couldn't say for sure, which I think is the key to Karl Urban's performance as the character. He is a bad ass, he stands for the law, and he's damn good at his job...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: Anakin (8/10) , Forgotten (7/10) > Display all
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:26 PM Jan 12

phenomenal review man.. totally agreed.

tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 12:01 AM Jan 13

Absolutely love this movie. One of my tops of the year.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:13 PM Jan 13

A nice one!

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Ted



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Directed by: Seth McFarlane
Written by: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Seth MacFarlane
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: www.tedisreal.com
Plot: Sex jokes racist jokes and 80s jokes

Review:

Seth Macfarlane seems to be obsessed with nostalgia, and I guess it makes sense that he would do a movie like this as his first feature film. That's basically what it is about, a 35-year-old man-child who refuses to grow up. His job's decent enough, he's content to sit around all day smoking weed and watching old movies, he's in a long term relationship but doesn't feel the need to go that extra step into marriage- at least not yet. Oh yeah and he has living, breathing, talking teddy bear as a best friend/roommate that was brought to life through magic many years ago, became a celebrity, and now lives more or less in obscurity. You know. That old tired plot line. So it works not just from the whole man-child angle, with John refusing to get rid of his teddy bear (SYMBOLISM), but also as a buddy comedy, but in this case the wacky best friend who gets in the way of the happy couple happens to be a CGI stuffed animal...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: Strider (8/10) , cerealkiller182 (6/10) > Display all
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 09:16 PM Jan 12

Well said as always bud

Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Arbitrage



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Roadside Attractions
Genre: Thriller
Official Site: www.arbitrage-film.com
Plot: Old white rich guy hijinks- warning, I pretty much give away the whole movie.

Review:

Richard Gere plays Robert Miller, a calculating businessman, calm and reserved for the most part, seeing the bigger picture, keeping his cool. But there's a brilliant moment in the movie where he speaks candidly to his daughter while making a confession about a deal gone awry. Recalling the venture and its high point he almost loses himself in total ecstasy: "There's so much money coming out of this-- you can't believe it. You can't stop it...it is fucking minting money! It's a license to print money! For everybody! Forever! It is God!" He pauses to wipe his mouth...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (7/10) , Hal2001 (7/10) > Display all
Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Django Unchained



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Directed by: Quentin Tarantino
Written by: Quentin Tarantino
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L. Jackson, Christoph Waltz
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Action, Western
Official Site: www.unchainedmovie.com
Plot: The "D" is silent and no spoilers.

Review:

There's always this feeling of hyper-awareness set upon us when viewing a Quentin Tarantino film, whether you're an aficionado or not, whether it's an entirely conscious feeling or not, but with the way his movies are presented, we're aware we are watching a movie. Django Unchained is not any kind of history lesson, it's not an account of events to be taken as entirely accurate in context within the time period, but it's history as seen through the eyes of movies, and interpreted by a filmmaker who has seen innumerable spaghetti westerns, blaxplotation films, and drive-in classics long forgotten...[more]...

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Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 01:22 AM Dec 30

Dawesome write up sir. Oh, and the D is silent.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:42 AM Dec 30

Wow man, stelllar, stellar review for an incredible movie. I completely agree with you 100% about Jamie Foxx and how he not only owned the role but will get overlooked for having "the least juicy" of the parts, and that's fine by me as long as people give him the recognition he deserves.

Bravo man.

Quinn
Quinn at 11:19 PM Dec 30

Awesome review!

Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey



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Directed by: Peter Jackson
Written by: Philippa Boyens, Peter Jackson, Guillermo del Toro, Fran Walsh
Cast: Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett, Martin Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Richard Armitage, Andy Serkis, James Nesbitt, Rob Kazinsky, Jed Brophy, Aidan Turner, Ken Stott
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy
Official Site:
Plot: Biblo Baggins goes on an adventure.

Review:

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is a wonderful fantasy adventure and in more than worthy company of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, and presented in a way that I guess only Peter Jackson was best suited to do. Tolkien's novel is a thin book by comparison, but "deceivingly so," as Jackson puts it. This is the first of three parts so excuse me while I bask in the embarrassment of riches. It works as an adaptation of The Hobbit, that much is true, but the masterful thing that Jackson has done is welcome the relation of the quest presented in The Hobbit with the epic saga of Lord of the Rings. It's a stand-alone adventure, but at the same time works as a prequel to Lord of the Rings, with the looming threat of things to come and it suggests that Bilbo Baggins' adventure is integral to Frodo's to follow...[more]...

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justbink07
justbink07 at 12:38 AM Dec 18

Great review, but I'm left wondering why the 9 instead of 10. You didn't really mention anything you disliked. I'm curious what those things were.

Derek237
Derek237 at 12:43 AM Dec 18

Hmm I dunno just maybe it didn't quite aspire to the exact same greatness as LOTR, very close to it though. Just felt like a 9.

Strider
Strider at 09:40 PM Dec 18

Great review. I couldn't possibly agree more. To hell with the critics and naysayers, THE HOBBIT (Part 1) is a wonderful, rousing fantasy adventure and a great film. A fine companion piece to LOTR. I can't wait for the next installment!

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Lincoln



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: DreamWorks
Genre: Drama
Official Site:
Plot: Abraham Lincoln takes a break from slaying vampires to stop slavery.

Review:

I was a little surprised by Lincoln because it wasn't so much the sweeping biography that I was anticipating but very, very specifically about the crucial point in Abraham Lincoln's presidency with his struggle to pass a new amendment that would, among other things but most importantly, abolish slavery. There are no flashbacks to his childhood, no episodic examples of his uprising, just a self-contained period of time that really exemplifies this historical figure as a character, and how he acted under tremendous pressure, and how charming and decent of a man he must have been. There's no grand battle scenes, or montages of terrifying riots, it's very much a dialogue-driven film, showing how the pen is mightier than the sword, and how this man- a humble lawyer who came from modest beginnings, then became president, brought an end to the Civil War and ended slavery, using his words and knowledge of the legal process...[more]...

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Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 07:03 PM Dec 15

and can U imagine the opus work Spielberg will do with the Exodus/Hyksos, Moses etc. epic.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:11 PM Dec 15

Wow, great review man.. I can't believe I haven't seen this yet but I'm really hoping to catch a matinee around Christmas time.

leesemarie
leesemarie at 07:14 PM Dec 15

can't wait for the sequel LINCOLN UNCHAINED

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 6 months ago

Snow White and the Huntsman



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Directed by: Rupert Sanders
Written by: Evan Daughterty
Cast: Kirsten Stewart, Charlize Theron
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Family
Official Site: www.snowwhiteandthehuntsman.com
Plot: Mirror, mirror on the wall, find one ring to rule them all. Spoilers.

Review:

Oscar winner Charlize Theron and MTV Movie Award winner Kristen Stewart star along with the guy who plays Thor in an updated version of the classic Snow White tale. It's more frank and it's augmented to be more of a sweeping epic, which I don't really take much issue with because I think we all have a stubborn impulse built into ourselves to believe that all the Disney-fied versions of fairy tales are the most accurate representations, which is far from true, not that I'm a scholar on Snow White but if you were to tell me the original text had dwarves with names like Sleepy and Bashful then I'd be very surprised...[more]...

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WalkAway
WalkAway at 10:17 AM Nov 30

The visuals were the best thing this movie had to offer.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:28 AM Nov 30

Right on about the dwarf effects. The only thing taking me out of it was the simple knowledge that none of those actors were actually dwarves (well, except Toby Jones...dwarf or not, he's just tiny).

Derek237
Derek237 at 10:34 AM Nov 30

lmao!!! That was exactly what I was thinking too. Cause at first I was just like "well maybe that one dwarf just really looks like Nick Frost," right? But then I see the Toby Jones one and it is UNCANNY so I was like "That MUST be Toby Jones" and so he was the one that got me heading to imdb to check the cast list.

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Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 6 months ago

Savages



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Spoiler warning: I pretty much give away the ending.

Review:

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Anakin
Anakin at 05:36 AM Nov 18

Don't wanna read cause I heard they changed it from the book, how did you like it overall though? Compared to the book?

Derek237
Derek237 at 10:54 AM Nov 18

Eh, the book is the book. The movie works as its own thing. It's not perfect but what it may lack in overall faithfulness to the novel it makes up in its own style, which is Stone's unique and uncompromising way of filmmaking.

Derek237 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 6 months ago

Skyfall



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Sony Pictures
Genre: Action, Adventure
Official Site: www.jamesbond.com
Plot: James Bond is on a mission and then stuff (minor spoilers)

Review:

There's a good deal of symbolism to take from Skyfall, of the story of this legendary secret agent meeting supposed death, finding his way back into the world, and having to build himself up over again to be the man he once was: no easy task, as the movie shows. This isn't just a reference to Skyfall being a follow-up to, and let's face it- a recovery from, Quantum of Solace, one of the lesser Bond films, but to the character as a whole. The end credits proudly remind us that Bond has endured on film for 50 years. He's been in many different forms, the movies have ranged from great to not-so-great, but when Craig's Bond stares his antagonist in the face and claims his hobby to be "resurrection," that can be taken without a hint of irony...[more]...

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JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 01:51 AM Nov 16

Solid review! Glad you finally caught it dude!

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