So today I bought a new shelf for my DVDs - not just any shelf- but the ultimate fucking shelf to hold as many as possible. It isn't gargantuan or anything but in being 70H/30W it should get the job done. Now, assembling the thing, not a problem. It had instructions for dummies and dur I had a hammer and a screwdriver dur. That was fine. What's been a bitch is getting these DVDs organized. So right now there are random stacks of DVDs and Blu-rays all over the place and it has been exhausting trying to arrange everything.
Oh and okay here's something. Maybe you remember or maybe you don't, but a few months ago I posted this picture:
With the caption "does this DVD shelf look stable to you?"
LOL good times super funny right. Well I found out the answer tonight and the answer was fuck no. So when I was pushing the new shelf in I needed to make some room so I just wanted to take out one little stack column on the side and BOOM THE FUCKERS WENT THE FUCK DOWN. It was quite the thing. It was like a house of cards. Damn.
So I'm standing around here with DVDs thrown in stacks over the couch, on the counter, on the dresser, the coffee table, all over the place, and of course all over the goddamn floor and I'm standing in a pile of the ones that came crashing down. And I think to myself, "what am I doing with my life?"
How many DVDs are enough? After careful deliberation and consideration and some truly deep thought, I decided not to worry about it and that I'm awesome but still I'm stuck with having to sort all these DVDs but I just thought I'd take a little break.
Updates on my sanity to follow.