My Golden Globes Commentary
1. Will someone please get Jimmy Fallon a muzzle and some Thorazine?
2. When did they install animatronics into Madonna's Madame Tussauds' figure?
3. Yo, Buffy Summers has been hitting the gym! You see those tree trunks?
4. Fuck yeah, Adventures of Tin Tin!
5. I can't even imagine the petri dish that is Madonna's vagina.
6. Dustin Hoffman looks like a carrot with hair.
7. Matt LeBlanc? Really?
8. I wouldn't be so sure about a Rush Hour 4, Chris Tucker looks like he ate Jackie Chan.
9. Great acceptance speech by Morgan Freeman. I love that man.
10. George Clooney is one hep cat.
11. (Pictured) Kitty Green cira 2006
TINTIN!!! Makes me want to see it on the big screen one last time before it leaves theaters.