There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. And one of them happens to be another man's fries.
My dad told about a time 2 dudes were fighting over fries in this restaurant he was in, they took it outside and one dude blew the other dudes head off. Never touch a mans fries
"Now you remember that.....and you will live a long...healthy life."
I got it Davis, I got it. You + Me = BFF
"What does a phrenologist feel and interpret?"
"The size of Walt's asshole."












Damn right