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STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
#1 Movie of All-Time
CLERKS
#1 Comedy
THE DARK KNIGHT
#1 Action
STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
#1 Sci-Fi
STRANGELAND
#1 Horror
UMMMM......
#1 Romance
HALF BAKED
#1 Stoner
Batman: Under The Red Hood
#1 Animated
THE DARK KNIGHT
#1 Fantasy
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#1 Romantic Comedy
GARY OLDMAN
#1 Actor
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
#1 Actress
TAKASHI MIIKE
#1 Director
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
#1 Hottie
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So much to catch up on.... Been in Iraq for six months taking pictures and videos... My wife has thankfully been buying everything to come out since I left so I have a stack of a hundred plus DVDs and Blu's to go through.... Can't wait
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DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Sh#% I Am Obsessing About Right Now

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1. Sons Of Anarchy
2. The Birthday Massacre
3. Justified
4. Sarah Michelle Gellar coming back to TV.
5. Star Wars: Clone Wars
6. Archer
7. My Kindle
8. Man Vs. Food
9. Robot Chicken
10. Yoo Hoo
IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 09:59 PM Jan 25

Did you see the past few weeks of The Clone Wars with Ventress being betrayed by Dooku? That was classic Star Wars. if only the prequels had been as good. Also the episode a while back when Boba Fett tries to assassinate Mace Windu for killing his dad. I love The Clone Wars.

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 11:37 PM Jan 25

The Birthday Massacre <3 one of my all time favorite bands...GREAT TASTE!!!

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 12:26 PM Jan 26

HOLY FUCKING ASS CRACKERS

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Things That Are Annoying The Sh#^ Out Of Me Right Now

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1. Justin Bieber
2. Remakes that do not need to be remade (especially Total Recall)
3. Star Wars Not Being On Blu Already
4. How awful X-Men: First Class is looking.
5. Jersey Shore
6. The wait for the next Harry Dresden Book
7. How awful the Buffy The Vampire Season 8 Motion Comic looks and sounds.
8. PG-13 "Horror Films"
9. My wife's taste in movies.
10. The Buffy remake with no Whedon.... Be like a new Harry Potter book written without J.K.
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 11:04 PM Jan 24

Agree on them all.

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 11:06 PM Jan 24

FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER

lordtyler912
lordtyler912 at 04:30 PM Jan 25

Agree.

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Movies I Have No Intention Of Seeing In 2011

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1. The Green Hornet (Fuck Seth Rogen)
2. Big Mama's: Like Father Like Son
3. The Smurf's
4. Johnny Engllish Reborn
5. The Beaver (God that trailer was stupid... Mel Gibson is damn crazy)
6. Footloose
7. 30 Minutes Or Less
8. Prates Of The Carribean: On Stranger Tide's (Johnny is wasting his talent on this drivel.. I hope it bombs)
9. From Prada To Nada
10. Beastly
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:12 PM Jan 05

1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 9, and 10

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:12 PM Jan 05

1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 9, and 10

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:30 AM Jan 11

Yeah fuck all these movies. Except for Pirates.....you can probably guess why.

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Movies I Am Looking Forward To The Most

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1. Dark Knight Rises
2. Your Highness
3. Green Lantern (It better be amazing)
4. Cowboy's & Aliens
5. Super 8
6. Captain America
7. Thor
8. Sucker Punch
9. The Mechanic
10. Fast Five (Been a sucker for the previous 4)
11. Scream 4
lordtyler912
lordtyler912 at 09:15 PM Jan 03

I'm down for all of these.

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 09:24 PM Jan 03

what lord said

threezy
threezy at 09:30 PM Jan 03

Green Lantern looks so unfortunately horrendous.... Great list bro!

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Movie Trailers That Were Hella Better Than The Movie

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1. Hitman
2. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
3. Ultraviolet
4. Doom
5. Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
6. Never Back Down
7. Hulk
8. Cop Out
9. The Happening
10. Spider-Man 3
randychico
randychico at 02:53 AM Oct 04

Basically a list of disappointing films, totally agree. I still remember THE COMEDIAN.. Jerry Seinfelds' Documentary

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 09:18 AM Oct 04

Cool list. The Hangover comes to mind for me, thought the trailer was so much funnier than the shit movie.

Jsmith1989
Jsmith1989 at 09:51 PM Dec 12

Watchmen...I was excited to see it after watching the trailer...what a disappointment

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The Last Ten Movies I'd Watch If The World Was Ending

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1. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
2. The Dark Knight
3. Aliens
4. District 9
5. Rob Zombies Halloween
6. The Devil's Rejects
7. Kick-Ass
8. Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
9. Clerks II
10. Blade II
threezy
threezy at 11:22 PM Oct 03

5 and 6 are why you rock. =] Good list though!

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

DVD's or Blu-Ray's I Have Not Opened Yet

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1. Smallville Season 9
2. Troy (Blu-Ray)
3. Jaws 3D
4. Predator 2
5. Eastern Promises (Blu-Ray)
6. The Crazies (Blu-Ray)
7. Heroes Season 3
8. Battlestar Galactica Entire Series (Blu-Ray)
9. Robin Hood (Blu-Ray)
10. The Descent Part 2
randychico
randychico at 03:04 AM Oct 04

I also have some of those.. The Birds, The Shinning, Donkey Punch...

randychico
randychico at 03:04 AM Oct 04

blah.. double post

Sylar Victim #420
Sylar Victim #420 at 07:35 AM Oct 04

LMAO, my collection is filled with those too. I have some in there that I bought like 3 or 4 years ago that still haven't been opened.

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DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Top Ten Things I'm Obsessed With At The Moment

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1. My kids... without them I would probably be back in jail.
2. DVD/BLU-RAY buying has been an obsession for damn near ten years now.
3. Sons Of Anarchy is the BEST SHOW on television right now.
4. Watching every old movie I never saw from Dirty Harry's to Bonds.
5. Atreyu
6. Sarah Michelle Gellar
7. Finding a way to obliterate Uwe Boll.
8. Halo: Reach
9. Dresden Files books by Jim Butcher
10. Avoiding an ex girlfriend who moved in next door to my house... Been a goddamn challenge.
11. Birthday Cake Ice Cream after a blount....

Based on a list by darthpaul64

threezy
threezy at 08:49 PM Sep 28

#5 yes, #10 no, and #11 ohhhhhhh yeah.

Cute kids btw dude, haha. They've both got hilarious looks on their faces.

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 09:12 PM Sep 28

Cool list man, and cute kids! oh and that REALLY fuckin sucks about the ex.

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Keanu Reeves Adversaries

Bodhi
1. Bodhi from Point Break
2. Howard Payne from Speed
3. Agent Smith from Matrix Trilogy
4. John Milton from The Devil's Advocate
5. Satan from Constantine
6. Street Preacher from Johnny Mnemonic
7. Dracula from Bram Stoker's Dracula
8. Evil Ted from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
9. Capt. Jack Wander from Street Kings
10. Asshole Little Kids from Hardball
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 01:03 AM Sep 26

Dennis Hopper WOOOOO

Karshe
Karshe at 02:40 AM Sep 26

Yeah Dennis Hopper is the first one I thought of too sadly haha, grew up watching Speed!

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Shows Past/Present From Cartoon Network

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1. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
2. Robot Chicken
3. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
4. Metalocalypse
5. Stroker And Hoop
6. Superjail
7. Space Ghost: Coast To Coast
8. Cowboy Bebop
9. The Venture Bros.
10. The Boondocks
SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 10:41 PM Sep 23

ADMIRAL ACKBAR CEREAL!

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My Favorite Shows Past/Present From HBO

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1. OZ
2. The Soprano's
3. The Wire
4. Carnivale'
5. Rome
6. Spawn
7. Six Feet Under
8. DeadWood
9. Entourage
10. True Blood
Tyson J.
Tyson J. at 10:24 PM Sep 23

#1 and 3-7 are very win for me as well.

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Shows Past/Present From FX

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1. Sons Of Anarchy
2. The Shield
3. nip/tuck
4. Justified
5. It's Always Sunny In Philidelhpia
6. Archer
7. Dirt
8. Rescue Me
9. 30 Days
10. Damages
DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Television Networks (Based On The Amount Of Shows I Like)

1. FX
2. HBO
3. Cartoon Network
4. NBC
5. CBS
6. ABC
7. FOX
8. SyFy
9. Showtime
10. CW
DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Wife's And Kid's Gift's To Me

1. Badass SAMCRO hoodie
2. Vintage 1977 Japanese Star Wars Poster
3. ITALK Yoda from Hot Topic
4. Batman: No Man's Land by Greg Rucka
5. Troy Blu-Ray
6. Seven Blu-Ray
7. Iron Man 2 Blu-Ray preorder
8. Sons Of Anarchy Shotglass
9. Flashforward DVD set
10. Simpson's Universal Remote
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:46 PM Sep 23

Good haul, Happy Birthday Dude.

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

DVD's My Family (excluding my wife) Got Me For My Birthday

1. The Osbournes: The Complete Series (my brother)
2. SuperHero Movie (my uncle)
3. Epic Movie (my uncle)
4. Cutthroat Island (sister)
5. Lady In The Water (cousin I think...)
6. The Condemned (nephew)
7. See No Evil (nephew)
8. 12 Rounds (nephew)
9. Mannequin 1 & 2 (grandma)
10. Pretty sure my family just raided the local Wal-Mart $5 movie bin and brought me the worst shit they could find. Thank god for my wife getting me a badass SAMCRO hoodie.
horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 09:39 PM Sep 23

12 Rounds? Epic Movie?! At least you got Iron Man 2 on Blu-ray

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:47 PM Sep 23

I take your nephew is a big wrestling fan.

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

If I Had The Magic Movie Ticket From Last Action Hero I Would Use It On...

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1. Star Wars Episodes I-VI---- Maybe just maybe my midi chlorine count would get me trained as a Jedi. Then I could fuck shit up with lightsabers.
2. The Fifth Element---- I am pretty sure I was meant to be born in the year 3000 anyway. Lots more movies and flying cars.
3. Anything with Sarah Michelle Gellar---- The reason is rated NC-17...
4. Avatar---- I wanna be a Na'vi.
5. Who Framed Roger Rabbit---- Living side by side with all the bad ass toons I grew up watching...and Jessica Rabbit. I am fucking sold.
6. Jurassic Park---- I always wanted to ride a T-Rex...
7. The Matrix--- I could learn kung fu with a push of the button. Hell I could learn anything with a push of the button.
8. I,Robot---- Who has not dreamed of having their very own robot?
9. Watchmen---- As scary as the world was in the alternate 80's. The idea of being a super hero is one of the ultimate unattainable dreams EVER of mine.
10. Harry Potter---- Be kick ass to go to Hogwarts. Also meeting Hermione.
11. Have to include Half Baked---- Billy Bong Thorton... Need I elaborate?
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 06:25 PM Sep 16

I can imagine many similar scenarios happening with a lot of us regarding No. 3..

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 07:30 PM Sep 16

Very interesting list...if you ever go to Hogwarts, make sure you whoop Malfoy's ass for me. I've been jonsin for years to do that to him!

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Movies I Was OBSESSED With As A Child (8-12ish)

1. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
2. The Black Cauldron
3. Legend
4. Transformers: The Movie
5. Masters Of The Universe
6. Batman
7. Missing In Action
8. Camp Nowhere
9. 3 Ninjas
10. Red Dawn
sarah1980
sarah1980 at 07:53 AM Sep 15

yay for Legend and Masters Of The Universe :) also two films from my childhood

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My Favorite Drinks When HIGH (In Honor Of My SEXY Wife Making A Munchie Run)

1. RED BULL
2. FuFu Berry Jones Soda
3. Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice
4. Simply Orange
5. Simply Grapefruit
6. Starbuck's Mocha Frappuchino
7. V8 Fusion Strawberry Banana
8. Yoo Hoo
9. Mayfield Chocolate Milk
10. Mayfield Strawberry Milk
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 04:22 PM Sep 23

I love drinking a Yoo Hoo when I'm stoned.

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My Favorite Candy Bars (In Honor Of My Lovely Wife Making A Munchie Run)

1. Watchamacallit
2. Reese Cups
3. Snickers
4. Payday
5. Nutragous
6. Reese Piece's
7. Hershey's Cookies & Creme
8. Twix
9. Hershey Kisses
10. Mr. Goodbar
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:26 PM Sep 14

Never been a fan lol.

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 11:29 PM Sep 14

When I went to Japan, I went on a spree every time we were in a 7-11. They had like, banana Kit Kats, wasabi Twix, and of course all the fun Japanese originals like Meiji. It was awesome.

Raiden
Raiden at 05:16 PM Sep 15

Snickers is the bomb, yo!

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DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Movies that make me fall asleep

1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Dragon Wars (D-Wars)
3. Roger Moore Bond James Bond Movies
4. Mr. Bean
5. Stranger Than Fiction
6. The Next Karate Kid
7. Uwe Boll Films
8. Street Fighter
9. One Missed Call (Shitty American One)
10. Actually every single PG-13 "Horror" films

Based on a list by razgriz21

Grizzly Bear
Grizzly Bear at 11:12 PM Sep 14

What the fuck are you doing watching a Uwe Boll film in the first place?!?

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 11:13 PM Sep 14

2001 puts me to sleep too. I love the storyline and love the HAL scenes, but after that its like a 2-hour trip through the Willy Wonka tunnel.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 04:56 PM Sep 15

@Grizzly Bear maybe he has trouble sleeping

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Celebrities Born The Year I Was

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1. Apr 28- Jessica Alba
2. Apr 19- Hayden Christensen
3. Jun 9- Natalie Portman
4. Jul 24- Summer Glau
5. Jan 28- Elijah Wood
6. Feb 17- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
7. Dec 11- Amy Lee
8. Nov 8- Azura Skye
9. Aug 8- Meagan Good
10. Tom Cruise made his film Debut.... Kind of like a birthday.
sjs41390
sjs41390 at 11:17 PM Sep 14

Pretty good year to be born, love the shout out to Amy Lee too.

threezy
threezy at 11:26 PM Sep 14

Damn nice!!!! I hardly had 10 hotties total for my year, let alone a ton of top notch ones.

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Movies Released The Year I Was Born

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1. Superman II
2. The Evil Dead
3. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
4. An American Werewolf In London
5. Escape From New York
6. Clash Of The Titans
7. Scanners
8. Heavy Metal
9. Friday The 13th Part 2
10. Halloween 2
SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 10:56 PM Sep 14

Hell Yeah Superman II!

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Ninjas

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1. Himuru Gemma from Ninja Scroll
2. Raizo from Ninja Assassin
3. Raphael/Leonardo/Michelangelo/Donatello from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
4. Pvt. Joe Armstrong from American Ninja
5. Hasegawa from Enter The Ninja
6. Azumi from Azumi
7. Kinjo from The Hunted
8. Rocky/Colt/Tum Tum from 3 Ninjas
9. Goemon from Goemon
10. Izo from Takashi Miike's Izo
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 10:33 PM Sep 14

Should have put Ernie Reyes Jr. from Surf Ninjas.... Damn it...

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 10:43 PM Sep 14

Cho Osaki (Sho Kosugi)from Revenge of the Ninja o.k Sho Kosugi played Hasegawa in Enter the Ninja but ROTN was the better film.Good List by the Way.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 04:23 PM Sep 23

IZO WOOOO

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Top Ten Most Coveted DVD's/Blu-ray's In My Collection

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1. Star Wars The Original Trilogy Box Set (6 Disc Set With Original Versions Of All Three Films)
2. The Dark Knight (Blu-Ray with Miniature Tumbler from Best Buy)
3. Nightmare On Elm Street Box Set
4. Audition (Blu-Ray Import)
5. Alien (Franchise Collection 8 Disc Set)
6. Batman (1989-1997 Blu-Ray Set from Best Buy)
7. Rambo (8 Disc Franchise Collection)
8. Die Hard Trilogy
9. The Fifth Element (2 Disc Ultimate Edition)
10. District 9 (2 Disc Collectors Set)
11. H.M. Valentine (It's the first DVD my wife bought me. I will own that shitty movie until I die.)

Based on a list by threezy

threezy
threezy at 12:32 AM Sep 14

Damn nice list!!! Lots of good ones here I wish I had lol, especially that Audition Blu-ray import, that looks sweeeeeet.

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My Reasons Star Wars Is Better Than Star Trek

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1. Better Co-Pilot---- Sure Spock is super smart and can pinch people until they fall asleep, but Chewbacca is loyal and will rip a motherfucker apart for fucking with his boy. Plus Wookies are cuter than Vulcans.
2. Better Space Ships/Crafts---- Yeah OK The Enterprise is cool. What else does Trek have that stands out? Death Star? Nope. TIE Fighters? Nope. Super Star Destroyer's? Nope. Stupid ass Birds Of Prey? Yep.
3. Better Alien Species---- I will sdmit Klingon's are fucking brutal and cool as shit, but Star Wars has Hutts, Neimodians, and especially Wookies. Every species in the cantina sequence from a New Hope was more bad ass than snything Star Trek ever delivered.
4. Star Trek has been beat to death---- How many shows now? Five I think and they stopped being remotely watchable with the end of The Next Generation. Eleven movies and helf of them being bullshit, especially Generations and Nemesis. The mythology of Star Wars is rich in the books but has barely been tapped as far as on screen.
5. Villians---- Once again Klingons are cool. Also there is Khan and The Borg. Seriously though, two words, Darth Vader.
6. Weaponary---- Phaser's are LAME. Lightsabers and thermal detonator's FUCKING rule.
7. Campiness---- Especially in the original Trek series, from Shatner's horrid acting to the goddamn crew doing the "Power Ranger" falling over when their ship is hit with a torpedo. Why did they not install fucking seat belts? Han and Chewie never fell out of their seats fighting off The Empire. That alone raises the Han/Chewie coolness factor.
8. Fights---- Once again you have the Vulcan that pinches you and Kirk who is decent in a shoot out and fist fighting. Put Kirk up against Han. Spock against Yoda. Hell any of them against the likes of The Emperor. Star Wars for the win. Nothing compares to the sheer and utter epicness of a well done Lightsaber battle.
9. Quotes/One Liners---- Trek has a few... "Space. The Final Frontier" and "Live long and prosper". Star Wars has "May the Force be with you" and "I have a bad feeling about this". Trek has Spock for the wisdom. Wars has Jedi Master Yoda... Think about it.
10. The one and only thing Star Trek did better than Star Wars was not introducing a charecter as awful and fucking stupid as one Jar Jar Binks.... Messa still pissed about that. Whatssa Lucas thinkin'?
BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 01:05 AM Sep 14

I 100% agree. Great list, man.

randychico
randychico at 03:04 AM Sep 14

Um... because it's Star Wars.. end of story. I think the #1 reason is space battles. Tie Fighters VS X-wings soaring through the DEATH star's trenches vs. Kirk & Co. trying to decide what's the best maneuver in the flight deck...

Raiden
Raiden at 03:57 PM Sep 14

Hell of a list, Joeker. Spot on 1-10. No question which is the better franchise.

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Movies (or franchises) I Think Should Never EVER Be Remade

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1. Star Wars Episodes I-VI
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. RoboCop
4. The Exorcist
5. Audition
6. Ichii The Killer
7. Die Hard
8. Dirty Harry
9. The Goonies
10. E.T. The Extraterrestial
11. Gremlins
12. The Lost Boys
13. Blade Runner
14. Near Dark
15. If Terminator, Predator, or Alien ever have a remake I think I will go POSTAL. That to me is almost as bad as a remake of Star Wars....
16. They Live
17. American Psycho
18. Evil Dead
19. The Fifth Element
20. Event Horizon
Bellatrix
Bellatrix at 10:24 PM Sep 13

Some asshole will try to do at least one of these. Then I will lose my mind and all hope in humanity.

threezy
threezy at 11:09 PM Sep 13

Just wait about 15-20 years, half of these will be remade haha.

timmyd
timmyd at 12:30 AM Sep 14

BLADE RUNNER , NEAR DARK , and EVIL DEAD, ARE GUARANTEED re-makes, makes me sick !!

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My Favorite Bruce Willis Adversaries

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1. Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg from The Fifth Element
2. The Asteroid from Armageddon
3. Elijah Price from Unbreakable
4. Zed from Pulp Fiction
5. Hans Gruber from Die Hard
6. Jeffrey Goines from 12 Monkey's
7. Simon Gruber from Die Hard With A Vengance
8. Detective Frank Nugent from 16 Blocks
9. Janni Pytor Gogolak from The Whole Nine Yards
10. Mars Krupcheck from Hostage
IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 10:14 PM Sep 13

I'd have Milo from The Last Boy Scout and Hickey from Last Man Standing on there duder.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 11:30 PM Sep 13

Great villains. No Live or Die Hard = Good list.

timmyd
timmyd at 12:36 AM Sep 14

Zed's dead, baby !! Janni Gogolak cracks me up !! NICELY done, my man !!

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Video Games (or series) That Should Be Made Into GOOD Movies

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1. Halo
2. Gears Of War
3. BioShock
4. Metal Gear Solid
5. Mass Effect
6. Marvel Ultimate Alliance (Not live action but a Direct To DVD animated movie would be bad ass)
7. The Suffering
8. Kingdom Hearts (Again an animated movie would be amazing)
9. Assassin's Creed
10. Red Dead Revolver
sjs41390
sjs41390 at 10:34 PM Sep 13

All very deserving. I think the main problem in getting a good adaptation is that there are so many hurtles to get through just to get the film made. The game studio, the developer, the rights owners, the film studio all have to approve the writer's and director's vision or come to an agreement that all can work with. All video game movies probably start off with good intentions, but just get lost in the transition from game to screen.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 11:16 PM Sep 13

I'd add Dead Space but this is a fine list.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 11:18 PM Sep 13

SILENT HILL!!! (>_<)

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Video Game Bosses That Pissed Me Off The Most

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1. Alma from Ninja Gaiden (broke my Yoda controller on my thousandth attempt...)
2. Nemesis from Resident Evil 3
3. Darth Malak from Knights Of The Old Republic
4. Fontaine from BioShock
5. Sephiroth from Kingdom Hearts
6. The Icon Of Sin from Doom 2
7. Jack Krauser from Resident Evil 4
8. Lou The Devil from Guitar Hero III
9. The End from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
10. Hydra from God Of War
randychico
randychico at 02:45 AM Sep 10

I've only played 4, 5 (you just need to level maan.. got to 99 and he was easy peasy), 6 (never did beat the game without IDCLIP haha) 7 (meh, I only hate to go through cinematics again), 9 & 10. With THE END I too was getting SUPER pissed.. I tried and tried and tried and got bored out of my wits! I got trapped ACK... I saved so when I got sent to jail I turned off my PS and went back to trying. I basically ended up not playing for a few weeks, when I return THE GUY'S DEAD! Haha WTF? He died of OLD AGE! That's too funny, awesome but stupid and frustrating at the same time...

greatballsoffire
greatballsoffire at 03:05 AM Sep 10

I can honestly say I'm so bad at video games I haven't finished 9 our of 10 of those games. The exception being Snake Eater.

Karshe
Karshe at 12:18 PM Sep 10

Good list... the hardest boss ever for me was in Star Wars: Force Unleashed on the hardest difficulty. One of the first bosses of the game is this spider jedi thing that was so. insanely. hard.

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My Favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger Adversaries

End
1. The Predator from Predator
2. T-1000 from Terminator 2 Judgement Day
3. Satan from End Of Days
4. Bennett from Commando
5. Richter from Total Recall
6. Thulsa Doom from Conan The Barbarian
7. Damon Killian from The Running Man
8. Cullen Crisp from Kindergarten Cop
9. Benedict from Last Action Hero
10. Batman from Batman and Robin
BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:05 AM Sep 10

No Kyle Reese? Cool list by the way.

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My Favorite "Scream Queens"

Sarahmichellegellar15a
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar
2. Danielle Harris
3. Jamie Lee Curtis
4. Neve Campbell
5. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
6. Shawnee Smith
7. Scout Taylor-Compton
8. Courtney Cox
9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
10. Sheri Moon Zombie
threezy
threezy at 02:25 AM Sep 10

Same goes to you, Laaaangenkamp???!!!

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 02:26 AM Sep 10

I hated Heather... She was awful... IMO

threezy
threezy at 02:50 AM Sep 10

Then I forgive you =]

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My Favorite Movie Spoofs

Shauun
1. Scary Movie
2. Shaun Of The Dead
3. SpaceBalls
4. Naked Gun
5. Hot Shot Part Deux
6. Spy Hard
7. Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
8. Loaded Weapon Part 1
9. Young Frankenstein
10. Scary Movie 2
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 01:32 AM Sep 10

Cool list! Love Shaun of the Dead and Scary Movie. Not a fan of the classics like Airplane and Kentucky Fried Movie?

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 01:42 AM Sep 10

I am really not a fan of any classics... Oldest movie I own is the Bond movie I bought today... I am branching out now, trying to get into the classics.

threezy
threezy at 02:50 AM Sep 10

Awesome list, and Shaun is my #1 forever.

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My Picks for Bodyguards for When Shit Gets Real

Stake
1. Buffy Summers - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
2. Yoda - Frank Oz (Star Wars Prequels and Empire Strikes Back)
3. Liu Jian - Jet Li (Kiss Of The Dragon)
4. Chuck Norris (He is badass enough in real life to protect me from anything.. Even a nuclear bomb if it were to go off in my lap)
5. Mr. Miyagi - Pat Morita (Karate Kid 1-3)
6. Batman - Christian Bale (Bale's Batman is WAY more of a badass than any other screen representation)
7. Hellboy - Ron Perlman (Hellboy 1 & 2)
8. Gandalf -Ian McKellen (Lord Of The Rings Trilogy)
9. Jack Bauer - Kiefer Sutherland (24)
10. John McClane - Bruce Willis (Die Hard's)

Based on a list by quidditchmom

threezy
threezy at 02:10 AM Sep 09

Yoda and Jack Bauer, YES! Lol. Jack Bauer would interrogate the shit out of anyone who came near you, and Yoda would confuse the shit out of anyone who came near you lol.

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 02:20 AM Sep 09

Buffy <3 Enough said

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 10:37 AM Sep 09

Totally agree with 6. I love Keaton's Wayne, but as Batman, Bale does such a better job as a bad-ass. That "Swear to me" line in Batman Begins is all the evidence you need.

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My Picks For Sexiest Cartoon Babes (Little Demented I Know)

Power
1. Ariel from The Little Mermaid
2. Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
3. Power Girl from Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
4. Lois Lane from Superman: Doomsday
5. Gaia from Captain Planet
6. Tinkerbell from Peter Pan
7. Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series
8. Turanga Leela from Futurama
9. Princess Jasmine from Aladdin
10. Daphne from Scooby-Doo
11. Betty Rubble from The Flintstones
12. Also I think Smurfette was kinda sexy... Don't judge me... And Josie And The Pussycat's.
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 02:15 AM Sep 09

Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Brite for me.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 02:16 AM Sep 09

@YoshioKun13 I am allergic to strawberries and I fucking hate rainbows...

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 07:58 AM Sep 09

How 'bout Luthor's personal bodyguard/limo driver from SUPERMAN TAS? I always thought she was pretty fine(and could kick-@ss!)

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My Picks For "The Expendables Of Horror" Movie Bruce Campbell Wants To Make

Harris1
1. Robert Englund Nightmare On Elm Street
2. Tyler Mane from Halloween
3. Tony Todd from Candyman
4. Doug Bradley from Hellraiser
5. Kane Hodder Hatchet
6. Jeffrey Combs from Re-Animator
7. Tobin Bell from Saw
8. Dee Snider from Strangeland
9. Thomas Ian Griffith from John Carpenter's Vampire's
10. Andrew Divoff from Wishmaster
11. Cameos from.. Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy) Brad Dourif (Chucky) Jonathen Breck (Jeeper's Creeper's) Jared Padelecki (Friday The 13th) Jensen Ackles (My Bloody Valentine) Eli Roth (Hostels) Danielle Harris (Halloweens)
12. I would like to dedicate this list to threezy... the second highest ranking list maker on moviefancentral... my brother in arms... Thank you sir for the great many awesome list ideas.
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:50 AM Sep 09

there fixed.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:50 AM Sep 09

threezy
threezy at 12:55 AM Sep 09

Lol yeah it's cool, I don't really care, I was just saying :]. But you definitely added some that I forgot, and I may now have to make some changes to mine. Nice trip-post hahaa.

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My Favorite Animated Movies Disney/Warner Bros. etc. (not anime)

Hulk_wolverine
1. The Black Cauldron
2. Batman: Under The Red Hood
3. Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
4. Planet Hulk
5. Justice League: Crisis On Two Earth's
6. Heavy Metal
7. Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
8. Batman: Gotham Knight
9. Hulk VS.
10. Titan A.E.
11. The Jungle Book
12. Superman: Doomsday
13. The Rescuer's Down Under
14. All Dog's Go To Heaven
15. South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 12:07 AM Sep 09

HULK VS. was great, esspecially the Wolverine movie, I hope MARVEL and DC keep making great animated movies. Can't wait for the Batman: YEAR ONE movie.

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 12:46 AM Sep 09

I love Black Cauldron. I love how the animation in it, (And The Sword in the Stone) is so sketchy and dark.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:48 AM Sep 09

That might actually be my earliest movie memory, or the first animated movie I ever saw in the theater, was The Black Cauldron. What a way to start off!

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My Favorite Computer Animated Movies Pixar/Dreamworks etc.

9
1. 9
2. Igor
3. How To Train Your Dragon
4. Hoodwinked
5. Bolt
6. Beowulf
7. The Incredibles
8. TMNT
9. Toy Story 1 & 3 (Not a fan of 2)
10. Wall-E
11. Kung Fu Panda
12. Planet 51
13. Monsters VS Aliens
14. Monster House
15. Meet The Robinsons
threezy
threezy at 11:21 PM Sep 08

9 IS FANTASTIC! But Igor I wasn't a huge fan of, but I'll tell ya what. At the end when those orphans are singing "I Can See Clearly Now", I couldn't help but laughing hysterically. I liked Buscemi's character too I guess.

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Who Played It Best? Part 2

Lena
1. Blade- Wesley Snipes or Kirk "Sticky Fingaz" Jones-- No matter how much you hate Trinity Wesley Snipes owned the role that shot him to superstardom. Kirk did not do AWFUL but Blade:The Series was no Blade or Blade 2. Had Kirk been in either one of those they probably would have been as bad as Trinity.
2. John Connor- Edward Furlong or Christian Bale or Thomas Dekker-- It is hard to pick the best John. Obviously T2 is the best of the Terminator movies. Obviously Bale is the best of the actors... Has to go to Bale. Furlong did great and Dekker did OK. But Bale, as usual, owned the fuck out of the role.
3. Captain James T. Kirk- William Shatner or Chris Pine-- I think Shatner is a shitty actor who got lucky in a very popular show. He has been riding the shirt tails of a charecter he has not portrayed in a decade. Pine was fun to watch and a damn good actor. I look forward to seeing him in action as Kirk with Star Trek 2.
4. Sarah Connor: Lena Headey or Linda Hamilton-- Fuck Headey is SO HOT, but can't act for shit. Hamilton was so great you could feel the strife and dedication to her kid in T2. Hamilton is obviously the better Sarah.
5. Robin Hood- Kevin Costner or Russell Crow or Gary Elwes-- I hated Men In Tights si much. So to me it boils down to Kevin or Russell. Prince Of Thieves was a great movie...Costner was NOT a convincing Robin Hood... Crowe is just a bad ass as Robin Hood. He made the movie thrilling as he usually does.
6. Harvey Dent/Two-Face- Tommy Lee Jones or Aaron Eckhart-- The Dark Knight is argueably the greatest comic book movie of all time.. However Aaron was not the best Two-Face in my opinion. He was not as crazy as Tommy Lee was. Aaron was too held back and I just did not enjoy his portrayal as much as I did Tommy's. Tommy's performance is the only saving grace for Batman Forever.
7. The Karate Kid- Ralph Macchio or Jaden Smith-- I know they were playing different charecter's more or less. Ralph playing Daniel and Jaden playing Dre... The new Karate Kid's fight scenes were quite good, better than I expected... The story in the new one was even alright... But goddamnit Jaden is a horrible actor, none of his daddy's talent went into him at all. Ralph is not the greatest actor, but he was perfect for the role as Daniel. The right amount of pussness and innocence in the beginning. Then the right amount of badassness and beliveability at the end. The last fight in the new Karate Kid was too over the top... That chinese kid could have BEAT THE FUCK outta Dre and everyone who has seen it knows it.
8. The Crow-- Brandon Lee or Vincent Perez-- I think I am one of the only people who liked Crow: City Of Angels as much as the original. Perez is a very talented actor, one could argue better than Lee. Having said that... Brandon Lee was PERFECT for the role of Eric Draven. He was menacing and brooding and all without being too over the top.
9. RoboCop- Peter Weller or Robert John Burke-- Easiest one yet.. The franchise died with the departure of Weller.
10. Saved the best for last... James Bond- Sean Connery or Roger Moore or Timothy Dalton or Daniel Craig or Pierce Brosnan-- I have only watched one Bond from Connery, Dalton, Brosnan, and Moore... I hated them all. Shoddy acting (except for Connery). It was all so far fetched it took me out of the movie. Craig is a good actor and to me, his Bond was well portrayed and grounded in a reality I could belive.
quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 10:18 PM Sep 08

Plus Tommy Lee's TwoFace had Drew Barrymore as a sexy minion.

Karshe
Karshe at 10:30 PM Sep 08

Great list. Pierce Brosnan will always be my 007!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:19 AM Sep 09

Eh, I'm actually gonna have to go with Thomas Dekker for John Connor. Course he had the benefit of at least 2 seasons worth of episodes to work with the character, while the other two only had one movie apiece.

Other than Aaron Eckhart for Two-Face, I'll go with the originals for the rest. Though I'm not a Bond fan either, fact I think I've only ever seen the Pierce Brosnan ones.

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My Favorite Sport Movies

Kid1
1. The Karate Kid 1 & 3
2. Happy Gilmore
3. The Waterboy
4. BaseKetBall
5. Rollerball (1975)
6. Any Given Sunday
7. Bad News Bears
8. The Replacements (2005)
9. The Longest Yard (1974)
10. The Sandlot/Rookie Of The Year/Angels In The Outfield
timmyd
timmyd at 10:56 PM Sep 08

ALI, SLAP SHOT, RAGING BULL, MAJOR LEAGUE , BULL DURHAM !! I loved HAPPY GILMORE, THE LONGEST YARD was a gas, Bad News Bears is a fave, as well !! COOLIO !! Sweet list !

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My Favorite "Drug Addicts/Users" In Movies

Go
1. Harry Goldfarb/Tyrone Love/Marion Silver from Requiem For A Dream
2. Vincent Vega/Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction
3. Thurgood Jenkins/Scarface/Brian/Kenny from Half Baked
4. Renton/Sick Boy from Trainspotting
5. George Jung from Blow
6. Inspector Frederick Abberline from From Hell
7. Terence McDonagh/Frankie Donnenfeld from Bad Lieutanant:Port Of Call: New Orleans
8. Jay/Silent Bob from Every Movie They Did
9. Bob/Nadine from Drugstore Cowboy
10. Harold Lee/Kumar Patel from Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle and Guantanamo Bay
11. Claire Montgomery/Ronna Martin from GO
12. Craig Jones/Smokey from Friday
13. Randall "Pink" Floyd/Ron Slater/David Wooderson/Kevin Pickford from Dazed And Confused
14. Raoul Duke/Dr. Gonzo from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
15. SAMCRO from Sons Of Anarchy (Not a movie but the best fucking show on TV right now IMO)
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The Next Ten Movies I Am Going To Watch In Order

1. MacGruber
2. 007 Goldfinger
3. 007 The World Is Not Enough
4. Hot Fuzz
5. Pirates Of The Carribean: Curse Of The Black Pearl
6. Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
7. 007 The Living Daylights
8. 007 Diamonds Are Forever
9. Pirates Of The Carribean: At World's End
10. Shaun Of The Dead
greatballsoffire
greatballsoffire at 09:54 PM Sep 07

Macgruuuubeerrrr........I was singing it just so you know.

threezy
threezy at 09:58 PM Sep 07

He's in a fuckin' movie, MacGruuuuuberrrrr!!! ... I was singing too, lol and I'm watching that tonight as well.

ThatGuy09
ThatGuy09 at 12:16 AM Sep 08

Hope you enjoy MacGruber, it's a riot!

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My Favorite Box Office "Flops"

Boon
1. Idiocracy
2. The Boondock Saints
3. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
4. Hart's War
5. Death To Smoochy
6. WaterWorld
7. Soldier
8. The Adventures Of Pluto Nash (Guilty Guilty Pleasure.. Don't you judge me)
9. The 13th Warrior
10. Slither
The One Coz
The One Coz at 08:29 PM Sep 07

I would add 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World' although I don't know how much of a failure you are considering for the list.

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My Favorite Batman 3 Rumors So Far (Some Are Very Outlandish)

Ubat
1. Joseph Gordon Levitt as The Riddler
2. Phillip Seymour Hoffman as The Penguin
3. Vin Diesel as Bane
4. Johnny Depp as The Riddler
5. Angelina Jolie as Catwoman
6. Viggo Mortenson as Black Mask
7. Neil Patrick Harris as The Riddler
8. Rachel Weisz as Catwoman
9. Paul Giamatti as The Penguin
10. Miley Cyrus as Batgirl
11. Shia LaBeouf as Robin
12. Christian Bale may be replaced by Sam Worthington
13. Christopher Nolan may be replaced by Zach Snyder
14. Eddie Murphy as The Riddler
15. The Joker will be inserted via CGI.
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Animals Movies Have Made Me Terrified Of....

Lepus
1. Monkey's in Outbreak
2. Dog's in Cujo
3. Pirahna's in Pirahna 3D
4. Spider's in Arachnophobia
5. Sharks in Jaws and Deep Blue Sea
6. Rabbits in Night Of The Lepus
7. Lions in The Ghost In The Darkness
8. Crocodile's in Lake Placid
9. Snakes/Anaconda's in Snakes On A Plane and Anaconda
10. Sheep in Black Sheep
11. Although extinct the goddamn Raptor's in Jurassic Park movies are scary as shit.
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:48 PM Sep 07

Yeah I wasn't scared of Sharks Spiders or Snakes before I saw those movies

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Threequels I Think Never Should Have Been Made (Worst Of The Worst IMO)

33
1. Halloween III: Season Of The Witch
2. Spider-Man 3
3. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor
4. The Crow: Salvation
5. Transporter 3
6. Jaws 3D
7. X-Men: The Last Stand
8. Pirates Of The Carribean: At World's End
9. Leprechaun 3
10. Beverly Hills Cop 3
11. Batman Forever
12. Terminator: Rise Of The Machines
13. Blade: Trinity
14. Superman III
15. Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:12 AM Sep 07

'At World's End' is actually the third 'Pirates' movie, not 'Dead Man's Chest'. Other than that, I agree with most of these expect 7, 8, 11, 12 & 13.

randychico
randychico at 03:40 AM Sep 07

I love Beyond Thunderdom!!!

lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 03:54 PM Sep 07

I dug me some blade trinity. had some great action in it and Ryan Reynolds was funny :P Rest of them I agree with though.

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Sequel's I Think Never Should Have Been Made (Worst Of The Worst IMO)

Too
1. Gremlin's 2: The New Batch
2. The Lost Boys: The Tribe
3. Blues Brothers 2000
4. Revenge Of The Nerd II: Nerds In Paradise
5. Conan The Destroyer
6. Teen Wolf Too
7. Speed 2: Cruise Control
8. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
9. Exorcist II: The Heretic
10. Highlander II: The Quickening
Andres
Andres at 02:14 AM Sep 07

Gremlins, Nerds and TWolf sequels are fun movies even if they didn't live up to the first, but yeah the other I would agree need never to have been made.

randychico
randychico at 03:41 AM Sep 07

Wow, gremlins as the worst? One of my favorites!!

nerd85
nerd85 at 08:34 AM Sep 07

Agreed. Gremlins is fun and Conan is a great camp-fantasy flick.

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Threequels I Thought Were Better Than Their Predecessors

Warriors
1. Mission Impossible III
2. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
3. Die Hard With A Vengance
4. The Bourne Ultimatum
5. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
6. Toy Story 3
7. Army Of Darkness
8. Lethal Weapon 3
9. A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
10. American Wedding
Sfpsycho415
Sfpsycho415 at 02:51 AM Sep 07

Dream Warriors is awesome!

randychico
randychico at 03:44 AM Sep 07

And people say it's not possible right? The only ones I wouldnt include would be 7,8 & 10

nerd85
nerd85 at 08:35 AM Sep 07

Finally someone who thinks Die Hard 3 kicks ass.

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Sequels I Thought Were Better Than Their Predecessors

Evildead
1. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
2. The Dark Knight
3. Spider-Man 2
4. X2: X-Men United
5. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
6. The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
7. Aliens
8. Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn
9. Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan
10. The Karate Kid Part II
11. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
12. The Road Warrior
13. Fantastic Four: Rise Of Silver Surfer
Andres
Andres at 02:19 AM Sep 07

Nice list. Love the love for The Karate Kid part ll.

randychico
randychico at 03:46 AM Sep 07

Yessss... score one for the Temple of Doom fans!!

Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 10:13 AM Sep 07

I agree totally with -1 2 3 7 8 11 12 13

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My Favorite President's In Movies

Crews
1. President Dwayne Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from Idiocracy
2. President James Marshall from Air Force One
3. President Thomas J. Whitmore from Independence Day
4. President Richard Nixon from Watchmen and Futurama
5. President Lindeberg from The Fifth Element
6. President James Dale from Mars Attacks
7. President Tom Beck from Deep Impact
8. President Alan Richmond from Absolute Power
9. George W. Bush from W.
10. Franklin D. Roosevelt from Pearl Harbor
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:57 AM Sep 07

James Marshall is the fucking man.

threezy
threezy at 01:07 AM Sep 07

I completely, 100% agree with your #1 choice. YES! Lol.

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Horror Movies I Think Are Extremely Overrated

White
1. The Blair Witch Project
2. The Ring
3. Paranormal Activity
4. Drag Me To Hell
5. Poltergeist
6. The Amityville Horror (1979)
7. Pyscho
8. Rosemary's Baby
9. Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
10. Stephen King's IT
11. White Noise
12. The Hitcher (original and remake)
13. Wolfman (2010)
14. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
15. See No Evil
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 12:52 AM Sep 07

THE RING: Hollywood version, yes.

Original Japanese film, not in the least.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:57 AM Sep 07

I agree YoshioKun13 Ringu was great. The Ring was fucking awful.

nerd85
nerd85 at 08:37 AM Sep 07

I would say the total opposite about Ringu/Ring. And I am a big fan of Japanese cinema.

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My Favorite Star Trek Movies (Not A Huge Trekker?/Trekkie? But I Enjoy Them For What They Are)

Trek
1. Star Trek (2009)
2. Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan
3. Star Trek: First Contact
4. Star Trek: The Motion Picture
5. Star Trek: Generations
6. Star Trek: The Search For Spock
7. Star Trek: Nemesis
8. Star Trek: Insurrection
9. Star Trek: The Voyage Home
10. Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:30 AM Sep 07

Nice order but Undiscovered Country was excellent.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 12:41 AM Sep 07

Agreed with your TOP 5, 'cept that I would put J.J.'s TREK at the bottom of that order.

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My Favorite Movie Genre's

Genre
1. Horror- Anything scary from torture porn to B-Movie horror.
2. Sci-Fi- From Star Wars to Event Horizon, if it's remotely sci-fi I will try it.
3. Comic Book - I think this deserves to be in a catagory all it's own now. If you do not agree then I use the term "Fantasy" to describe them as well.
4. Animated Comic Book Movies- DC has released an amazing array of Direct To DVD animated films. Superman: Doomsday and Batman: Under The Red Hood being the two best. Marvel needs to take a lesson from DC's animated team and step up.
5. Epic- Troy to Kingdom Of Heaven.
6. Post Apocalyptic- Mad Max series to Book Of Eli
7. Action- Die Hard to Running Scared
8. Buddy/Cop- Lethal Weapon to 48 Hrs.
9. Adult Grossout Comedies- SuperBad to Team America
10. Martial Arts- Mostly foreign from Tony Jaa to Andy Lau. I still love most of what Jet Li has to offer.
threezy
threezy at 12:08 AM Sep 07

I love Horror as well, it's always entertaining to me no matter how bad it is. Unless it's truly, truly terrible.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 12:23 AM Sep 07

I consider superhero movies there own genre cause there to hard to define by traditional standards because they borrow bits from every other genre, action, fantasy, sci fi, mythology and sometimes horror. I love a good post apocalyptic movie.

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I'm Glad My Mommy Is Not....

Bitch
1. Mary Lee Johnston from Precious
2. Pamela Voorhees from Friday The 13th
3. Norma Bates from Psycho
4. Beverly Sutphin from Serial Mom
5. Margaret White from Carrie
6. Linda Gardner from The Pursuit Of Happyness
7. Kate McCallister from Home Alone
8. Martha Thomas from Sleepaway Camp
9. Stifler's Mom from American Pie's
10. Dr. Dakota Block from Planet Terror
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:32 AM Sep 07

Julia Cotton from Hellraiser.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:36 AM Sep 07

@razgriz21 Shit that is a great one.

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I'm Glad My Daddy Is Not....

Rod
1. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader from Star Wars
2. Jack Torrance from The Shining
3. Dwight Hansen from This Boy's Life
4. Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood
5. Ed Wilson from Natural Born Killers
6. Jerry Blake from The Stepfather (1987)
7. Dad Meiks from Frailty
8. Fletcher Reed from Liar Liar
9. Wayne Szalinski from Honey, I Shrunk The Kid's
10. Mr. Kruger/Freddy's Father from Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 11:21 PM Sep 06

You got Wayne Szalinksi on there twice, baby.

But agreed, regardless.

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 11:21 PM Sep 06

Also, Im glad my kid isnt Danny Torrence.

nerd85
nerd85 at 08:59 AM Sep 07

I always thought the dad from People Under the Stairs was an asshole.

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Actor's Who Play The Bad Guy The Best

Oldman
1. Robert Englund
2. Doug Bradley
3. Christopher Walken
4. Kevin Spacey
5. Dennis Hopper
6. Samuel L. Jackson
7. J.T. Walsh
8. Christopher Lee
9. Daniel Day Lewis
10. Christopher McDonald
11. Gary Oldman
12. Al Pacino
13. Robert DeNiro
14. John Travolta (Not in Battlefield Earth)
15. The voice of James Earl Jones
quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 11:24 PM Sep 06

JT Walsh used to freak me out when he was on X-Files. Died in the last few years, didnt he?

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:33 AM Sep 07

Doug Bradley is frightening even in person.

Can't forget Gary "EVERYONE!" Oldman.

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My Favorite Sci-Fi/Horror Movies

Shocker
1. Aliens, Alien 3, Alien, and Alien Ressurection in that order. (Aliens scared me to death when I was little. Alien is a little too slow at times. Alien 3 gets a bad rap, I think it is a great addition to the Alien mythos. Ressurection had it's moments thanks to Ron Perlman)
2. Event Horizon
3. Shocker (Would love to see Horace Pinker back for a new generation)
4. Predator and Predators (Hard to pick the one I like more)
5. John Carpenter's The Thing
6. Species 1 & 2 (They both were gory and great)
7. The Mist
8. Splice
9. Pandorum
10. They Live
11. Scanners
12. BrainScan (Furlong was great and the story was original at the time)
13. Re-Animator (Pretty sure this would be considered a sci-fi/horror... Right)
14. Jason X (Only for the kills)
15. Fallen
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 10:55 PM Sep 06

I just couldn't get into Shocker, I tried watching several times over the years but I just never connected to it for some reason.

sjs41390
sjs41390 at 11:04 PM Sep 06

I love so many of these movies...great list!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 11:53 PM Sep 06

My favorite genre!

Indeed, the only reason to watch ALIEN RESURRECTION is for the Perlman.

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My Picks For Ugliest Actresses And Janet Reno

Drool
1. Janet Reno (Goddamn this woman scares the shit out of me... Ugliest woman EVER...
2. Reese Witherspoon
3. Renee Zellwegger'
4. Tori Spelling
5. Sarah Jessica Parker and the rest of the Sluts and the City chicks for that matter.
6. Camryn Manheim
7. Jodi Foster
8. Roseanne Barr
9. Rosie O'Donnell
10. Sandra Oh
11. Rhea Perlman
12. Whoopi Goldberg
13. Sandra Bernhard
14. Kathy Griffin
15. This is by all means not all the ugliest woman in hollywood... Just ones I think are the WORST... If you disagree with my choices or have better one's please by all means tell me.
threezy
threezy at 10:21 PM Sep 06

Lol hilarious list. Sooo.. Kid from Big Daddy or Janet Reno in a "drool length" competition?

timmyd
timmyd at 12:54 AM Sep 07

NICE !! One of Janet Reno's better pics, actually !!

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Femme Fatale's I Wouldn't Mind Ummm... "Fighting"

Yes89
1. Kathryn Merteuil from Cruel Intentions
2. Santanico Pandemonium from From Dusk Til Dawn
3. Catwoman from Batman Returns
4. Gogo Yubari from Kill Bill
5. Baroness from G.I. Joe: Rise Of The Cobra
6. Juno Skinner from True Lies
7. White She Devil from Undercover Brother
8. Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct
9. Miah from Live Free Or Die Hard
10. Lola from Transporter 2
Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 10:33 PM Sep 06

I would drop trou for ANY of these women. Especially number one.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:34 AM Sep 07

Please.

Let me die by there hand.

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My Favorite Cameos

Cu
1. Matt Damon in Euro Trip
2. Chuck Norris in Dodgeball
3. David Hasselhoff in Spongebob Squarepants Movie
4. Steven Spielbergh in Austin Powers: Goldmember
5. Stan Lee in MallRats
6. Jonathan Davis in Queen Of The Damned
7. Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith in Fanboys
8. Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore
9. Tom Hanks in The Simpson's Movie
10. Brandon Routh in Zach and Miri
11. Eli Roth in Hostel
12. Mark Hamill in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 01:50 AM Sep 06

Mark Hamill deserves #1 in my opinion.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 02:49 AM Sep 06

SPOILERS!

Actually I already knew most of these, but sucks for anyone who doesn't. Nice list!

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 10:16 PM Sep 06

@YoshioKun13 I am not telling anyone anything they can't see looking at the cast on IMDB.

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My Favorite Movie Endings

Old
1. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
2. Oldboy
3. The Departed
4. American History X
5. Batman Begins
6. The Prestige
7. Memento
8. High Tension
9. Se7en
10. Fight Club
11. Smokin' Aces
12. Saw 2
AnimeBedHair
AnimeBedHair at 12:47 AM Sep 06

Just noticed that a lot of these have such "happy" endings lol

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 01:03 AM Sep 06

My favorite endings to movies are always more depressing too =P

Great list, and you have NO idea how happy I am to see High Tension on here =D

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Movies I Think Are Overrated

Hay
1. Napoleon Dynamite
2. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
3. Chocolat
4. Pineapple Express
5. Smokey And The Bandit
6. Close Encounters Of The Third Kind
7. Slumdog Millionaire
8. This Is Spinal Tap
9. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
10. Citizen Kane
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 01:05 AM Sep 06

I VERY VERY much agree about Napoleon Dynamite. I fuckin' HATED that movie.

threezy
threezy at 01:46 AM Sep 06

#1 was funny the first time, and every time after that revealed itself to be shit. I love Pineapple Express, Slumdog, and Holy Grail though lol.

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:07 AM Sep 06

^^ I agree, goNADSgo69.

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My Favorite Movies With The Best Ensemble Cast's (not every actor in movie is listed)

Cast
1. The Dark Knight- Christian Bale,Gary Oldman,Aaron Eckhart,Morgan Freeman,Heath Ledger,Eric Roberts,Michael Jai White,Maggie Gyllenhaal,Michael Caine
2. Black Hawk Down- Josh Hartnett, Ewan Magregor, Tom Sizemore, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Sam Shepard, Jeremy Piven
3. Sin City- Bruce Willis, Rosario Dawson, Mickey Rourke, Michael Madsen, Carla Gugino, Jessica Alba, Benicio del Toro, Rutger Hauer, Clive Owen
4. Boogie Nights- Mark Wahlbergh, Thomas Jane, Burt Reynolds, Heather Graham, Don Cheadle, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Luis Guzman, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy, John C. Reilly
5. Pulp Fiction- Bruce Willis, Christopher Walken, Ving Rhames, John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Eric Stoltz, Tim Roth, Harvey Keitel
6. The Departed- Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Wahlbergh, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Vera Farmiga, Martin Sheen
7. Ocean's Eleven- George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Scott Caan, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Andy Garcia, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts
8. Saving Private Ryan- Tom Hanks, Tom Sizemore, Matt Damon, Ted Danson, Vin Diesel, Edward Burns, Berry Pepper, Giovanni Ribisi, Paul Giamatti
9. The Expendables- Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Stathem, Terry Crews, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Charisma Carpenter, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lungdren
10. Kill Bill- Uma Thurman, Michael Madsen, Vivica A. Fox, Lucy Liu, David Carradine, Daryl Hannah, Sonny Chiba
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My Favorite Uses For Songs In Movies

Blonde
1. Stuck In The Middle (With You) from Reservoir Dogs- My favorite dance number from any movie has Mr. Blonde dancing and cutting off the ear of a cop that was pulled out of the trunk. Best scene in the movie hands down.
2. Por ti Volare from StepBrother's- I laughed so hard I cried when I saw this. So not expected.
3. Can't Take My Eye's Off Of You from Ten Things I Hate About You- I am a sucker for this movie. The scene with Heath singing to Julia is one of the most romantic moments I can remember on screen. If I was not such a pussy I might try it on my wife someday.
4. Goodbye Horses from Silence Of The Lambs- I was young when I first saw this and it creeped me out. The song fit the scene perfect.
5. Bohemian Rhapsody from Wayne's World- Sad to admit I had never heard the song before seeing the movie. I was hooked on Queen for years to come. It was a great way to be introduced to such an iconic band.
6. Leavin' On A Jet Plane from Armageddon- My date cried when Affleck was singing it to Tyler. Then laughed when the rest of the crew jumped in.
7. Time Is On My Side from Fallen- Everytime I heard this song after I saw Fallen I would look around to make sure I was not being stalked by a body jumping killer.
8. ABC from Clerks II- The balls to the wall dance sequence was unexpected and enjoyable. My two year old was dancing last time my wife and I watched it.
9. What Is Love from A Night At The Roxbury- Horrbile movie but I love the scenes with that stupid damn song and the sideways headbang.
10. Every Song In The Movie from Team America- The funniest songs ever written hands down. Matt and Trey are the funniest men alive.
KristonBlazer
KristonBlazer at 11:46 PM Sep 05

awesome list. time is on my side..forgot how creepy that was.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 12:05 AM Sep 06

Has to be one of your best lists yet.

AnimeBedHair
AnimeBedHair at 12:29 AM Sep 06

I like your list. The only other one I could think of adding to my own would probably be Tiny Dancer in Almost Famous.

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My Favorite Underrated Actresses

Kim
1. Elisha Cuthbert (24 and Captivity)
2. Lena Headey (300 and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles)
3. Samantha Mathis (Pump Up The Volume and American Psycho)
4. Michelle Forbes (True Blood, 24, Battlestar Galactica, Prison Break, and Swimming With Sharks)
5. Alyson Hannigan (Buffy The Vampire Slayer and How I Met Your Mother)
6. Vera Farmiga (Running Scared and The Departed)
7. Toni Collette (Little Miss Sunshine and The Sixth Sense)
8. Linda Fiorentino (The Last Seduction and Dogma)
9. Bijou Phillips (Bully and Hostel Part II)
10. Jordon Ladd (Cabin Fever and Death Proof)
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 11:16 PM Sep 05

I love these "underrated" ladies.

They keep it classy.

Tyson J.
Tyson J. at 11:22 PM Sep 05

Bijou Phillips, nice. I will always remember the first time I saw her in "Bully".

sjs41390
sjs41390 at 11:29 PM Sep 05

I love Cuthbert, Farmiga and Phillips. Great list altogether though.

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My Favorite Underrated Actors

Ben
1. Ben Foster (30 Days Of Night, 3:10 To Yuma, and Alpha Dog to name a few)
2. Edward Furlong (American History X and Terminator 2: Jugement Day)
3. Willem Dafoe (Antichrist and The Last Temptation Of Christ)
4. Gary Sinese (The Stand and Imposter)
5. Billy Crudup (Watchmen and Mission Impossible III)
6. Tim Roth (Pulp Fiction and The Incredible Hulk)
7. Matthew Fox (Lost and Vantage Point)
8. Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins, Sunshine, and 28 Days Later)
9. Nathan Fillion (Serinty/Firefly and Slither)
10. Luis Guzman (Boogie Nights and Carlito's Way)
threezy
threezy at 11:01 PM Sep 05

I just jumped in joy that you have Ben Foster as the first spot on here. I love that dude, and it really sucks he was the only good thing about Pandorum. He's so ridiculously talented and no one even notices, except you!!! Awesome. Cillian Murphy has always been a personal favorite of mine as well! Nice list!

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 11:16 PM Sep 05

Ben Foster is awesome and he made Pandorum (still kicked ass).

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:17 PM Sep 05

Ben is amazing. He deserves the popularity Sam Worthington has.

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Television Shows That Should Be Adapted Into Movies

Buffy-cast
1. Supernatural- The show is scary enough with all the censors that are given network TV. Would love to see what they do with a hard R rating.
2. Smallville- I want the show to end with Clark running in an alley and ripping off his flannel revealing the iconic S on the big screen.
3. Buffy The Vampire Slayer- Joss needs to get Sarah, Alyson, David, Nicolas, and Stewart whatever they want to have one more bad ass slaying adventure.
4. ThunderCats- A live action ThunderCats has been in the works for years. The studio needs to get off their asses and make it happen.
5. Robot Chicken- The show is brilliant. It has made me, on more than one occasion, get online so I could understand a very obscure pop culture reference. The Unrated DVD's are funny as shit so Seth Green should do 90 minutes of craziness and release it in 3D as well.
6. Futurama- Do I need a reason?
7. Carnivale- I was so invested in the two season's HBO produced. A cliffhanger ending in two... Then nothing. I cannot belive they produced two Sluts In The City movies but no Carnivale... Stupid bitches.
8. Farscape- One of my all time favorite shows that ended WAY before it's time. Rygell on the big screen with his goddamn helium farts would be worth any admission prices.
9. Blade: The Series- I really loved this show despite the many flaws it had. The season finale "shocker" had me so excited...I just wanna know what the hell happened to fine ass Krista Starr.
10. The Boondock's- Again... Do I need a reason. The show is fucking brilliant....when I am baked anyway lol.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 10:35 PM Sep 05

SUPERNATURAL was my #1 too. I'd like to see a BLADE reboot with Micheal Jai White as BLADE now that Snipes is a fugitive or whatevers going on with him lately. A Robot Chicken movie would kick ass, I mean they made Hunger Team Aqua Force or whatever the Hell it is so why not?

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My Favorite Martial Arts Movies

Invisible
1. Fist Of Legend
2. Enter The Dragon
3. Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
4. Fearless Hyena
5. Tai-Chi Master (Twin Warriors)
6. The Heroic Trio
7. The 36th Chamber Of Shaolin
8. Kiss Of The Dragon
9. The Protecter
10. Chocolate
11. The Legend Of Fong-Sai-Yuk
12. Killzone
13. Invisible Target
14. City Of Violence
15. Flashpoint
randychico
randychico at 02:36 AM Sep 06

Nice... I'm going to check out those that I haven't seen.

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My Favorite Charecter's On Supernatural

Saveit
1. Sam Winchester
2. Dean Winchester
3. Azazel
4. Lucifer
5. Castiel
6. The Trickster (a.k.a Gabriel or Loki)
7. John Winchester
8. Uriel
9. Ash
10. Crossroads Demon
11. 1967 Chevrolet Impala
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 09:35 PM Sep 05

I should start watching this Show, I heard good things about it.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 09:54 PM Sep 05

Great List I might have to do one myself. I love that you put the Impala cause it is a character in the show really, I'd put Dean ahead of Sam though but no Bobby?

randychico
randychico at 02:39 AM Sep 06

Yeah where's Bobby? And I'd put the Impala up higher.. that car rules!!

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Movies I've Seen So Many Times I Know Them Now By Heart

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1. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.)
2. Pulp Fiction (In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it!)
3. Audition (This wire can cut flesh and bones easily.)
4. Hostel (Amsterdam, motherfucker.)
5. Team America: World Police (We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit)
6. Rob Zombie's Halloween (Mikey, please don't, buddy please, I was good to you, please, I'm your friend.)
7. Ichii The Killer (Did... you really want me to rape you, Miss Tachibana?)
8. Aliens (What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!)
9. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ( All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.)
10. White Chicks (: I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer.)

Based on a list by Sfpsycho415

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 12:17 AM Sep 03

PULP could be an honorable mention on mine, Jay and Silent Bob used to be my toke up movie but do to asthma I can't smoke anymore :( I can still drink like the basterd child of an Irishman though : )

timmyd
timmyd at 01:09 AM Sep 03

NICE !! '' JAY AND SILENT BOB.. '', '' PULP FICTION '' '' ALIENS '' would all be amongst my list as well. Carpenter's '' HALLOWEEN '' though

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Comic Books Charecter's That Need Their Own Movies (or a reboot)

Cable
1. Gambit
2. Spawn
3. Cable
4. Martian Manhunter
5. Iron Fist
6. Bishop
7. The Flash
8. Luke Cage
9. John Constantine
10. Wonder Woman
11. I also want another Blade and Daredevil....
cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 10:34 AM Sep 03

I do not think I would be interested in the prospect of a Gambit, Cable, or Bishop solo flick. But I do agree on Iron Fist (not Heroes for Hire; Immortal Iron Fist was too good not to adapt) and The Flash (but only if they do Wally with a death of Barry prologue because I find the sidekick graduation scenario a big selling point to differentiate from the other hero flicks)

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Movie Novelizations I Read Before I Saw The Movie (I'm Impatient)

1. Star Wars Episodes I-III
2. X2- X-Men United
3. Daredevil
4. G.I. Joe
5. Hellboy
6. Robin Hood
7. Wolfman
8. Batman Begins
9. Hulk
10. Transformers (and the prequel which fucking sucked)
track100
track100 at 12:49 AM Sep 06

I read Snakes on a Plane and it was awesome (the author actually won an award for it) and then the movie let me down big time. Did that happen to you with any of the books? Daredevil or Wolfman?

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My Favorite Televsion Series I Own On DVD (Kids)

Animated
1. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
2. Batman: The Animated Series
3. The Batman
4. X-Men: The Animated Series
5. ThunderCats
6. He-Man and The Masters Of The Universe
7. The Animaniacs
8. Spongebob Squarepants
9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (original)
10. Smurf's
IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 09:47 PM Sep 02

The Clone Wars rocks!

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My Favorite Televsion Series I Own On DVD (Adult)

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1. Supernatural
2. Sons Of Anarchy
3. Robot Chocken
4. nip/tuck
5. Smallville
6. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
7. The Shield
8. Lost
9. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
10. Friends
11. Rescue Me
12. Fastlane
13. Family Guy and American Dad
14. The Simpsons
15. True Blood
16. Firefly
17. 24
18. Fringe
19. Farscape
20. Blade: The Series
lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 10:40 PM Sep 02

Buffy but no Angel? No Dexter? No Californication? No Breaking bad? DENIED

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 10:58 PM Sep 02

Hate Angel and Californication... Dexter is good but not a fav and I have no Breaking Bad

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Now My Wife's Ten

Um
1. Michael Rosenbaum????? That creeps me out.. I dunno why.
2. Christian Bale
3. Jared Padalecki
4. Will Smith
5. Dane Cook
6. Jensen Ackles
7. Tom Welling
8. Stephen Moyer
9. Tom Jane
10. Nicholas Brendan
threezy
threezy at 02:08 AM Sep 02

I just can't see a woman turning down the appeal of a bad ass on the level of Thomas Jane. He's the epitome of "man", for today's generation IMO. I guess inadvertently yes, I am.

If I HAD to go gay, Tom Jane's my first choice I guess lol, but I won't be looking much further into that happening..... My first choice would definitely not be Michael Rosenbaum.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 02:16 AM Sep 02

The more I think about the better I feel... I can compare to Michael but not someone like Vin Diesel or The Rock or some shit. I could beat the shit out of any of these dudes if they fucked my wife lol. Ok except Bale... Not that would. It would kinds be an honor to have Batman bang my wife.... Kinda

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 03:18 AM Sep 02

I just realized that Michael Rosenbaum, who obviously plays Lex Luthor on 'Smallville', played Parker Riley in 'Urban Legend'. Huh, I can't believe it took me that long to realize that.

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My List Of Actress' I Can Bang Without My Wife Getting Mad

Eliza
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar
2. Eliza Dushku
3. Anna Paquin
4. Natalie Portman
5. Summer Glau
6. Rosario Dawson
7. Tricia Helfer
8. Julie Benz
9. Rose Mcgowan
10. Kate Beckinsale
LeslieVernon
LeslieVernon at 01:48 AM Sep 02

Haha nice man, she sounds awesome. I might do one to five in honor of Friends as well.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 01:50 AM Sep 02

My wife is one of a kind... she thanks you...

AnimeBedHair
AnimeBedHair at 02:15 AM Sep 02

If Julie Benz was number 3 it'd be a Buffy the Vampire Slayer trifecta. ;)

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My Favorite Movies With Numbers In Their Titles

7
1. Se7en
2. 30 Days Of Night
3. The Fifth Element
4. 300
5. The One
6. 12 Monkey's
7. 13 Ghosts (2001)
8. 2 Days In The Valley
9. One Hour Photo
10. 28 Days Later/ 28 Weeks Later
11. 3:10 To Yuma (2007)
12. Lucky Number Slevin
13. 9
14. The 6th Day
15. Ocean's Eleven
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:17 AM Sep 02

Excellent choices.

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My 300th list... Top Ten quotes from 300... Based on the badass idea from threezy (Thank you Sir)

Save89
1. Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
2. Gorgo: Spartan. Leonidas: Yes my lady? Gorgo: Come back with your shield, or on it
3. Dilios: Immortals... we put their name to the test
4. Stelios: It's an honor to die at your side. Leonidas: It's an honor to have lived at yours.
5. Leonidas: You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spears more than your whips.
6. Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun
7. Xerxes: Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who demanded that you stand, I require only that you kneel
8. Xerxes: There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Sparta from the histories! Every piece of Greek parchment shall be burned. Every Greek historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Sparta, or Leonidas, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
9. Theron: This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your King.
10. Dilios: Those behind cry, "FORWARD!" Those in front cry, "BACK!"
threezy
threezy at 12:35 AM Sep 02

You're welcome! And I'm loving this list, I'd copy it but I'm afraid you have it pretty much dead on. There's 2 quotes from the graphic novel that I rather enjoy more than any in the movie, that they did not use. So many great fuckin' quotes from this movie..

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My Favorite Adversaries

Heman
1. Batman and The Joker
2. Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader
3. Ellen Ripley and Xeomorphs
4. Superman and Lex Luthor
5. He-Man and Skeletor
6. Van Helsing and Dracula
7. Robin Hood and The Sheriff Of Nottingham
8. Blade and Deacon Frost
9. John McClane and Hans Gruber
10. John Connor and Skynet
11. Sam and Dean Winchester and Satan
12. Spawn and Violator
13. Jack Bauer and Nina Meyers
threezy
threezy at 12:28 AM Sep 02

This is an awesome list, and I especially like the mention of #13. That was a great rivalry between the two of them, so much involved.

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 01:44 AM Sep 02

Cool list, man.

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My Favorite "Last" Movies

Save78
1. The Last Of The Mohicans
2. The Last Boyscout
3. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
4. The Last Samarai
5. I Know What You Did Last Summer
6. The Last Emperor
7. The Last Temptation Of Christ
8. The Last House On The Left
9. About Last Night.....
10. The Last Seduction
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My Favorite Buffy The Vampire Slayer Books

Bug
1. The Gatekeeper Trilogy: Out Of The Madhouse, Ghost Roads, and Sons Of Entropy
2. Wicked Willow
3. Immortal
4. The Evil That Men Do
5. Here Be Monsters
6. Dark Congress
7. The Suicide King
8. Unnatural Selection
9. Cursed
10. Blooded
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My Favorite Star Wars Books

Empire
1. Shadows Of The Empire
2. Children Of The Jedi
3. Darksaber
4. Darth Bane Trilogy: Path Of Destruction, Rule Of Two, and Dynasty Of Evil
5. Labyrinth Of Evil
6. Dark Lord: The Rise Of Darth Vader
7. The Courtship Of Princess Leia
8. The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Jedi Search, Dark Apprentice and Champions Of The Force
9. I, Jedi
10. Star Wars Republic Commando: Hard Contact
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:13 AM Sep 02

I am way more into the ones dealing with the original trilogy. The newer books are good but I love readin the further adventures of Han Luke Leia etc.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:25 AM Sep 02

Shadows of The Empire is a kick ass book.

Don't forget the New Jedi Order (Yuuzhan Vong).

Sfpsycho415
Sfpsycho415 at 05:47 PM Sep 02

I love the Jedi Academy Trilogy. They were pure Star Wars, fast pace, lots of action, and a great story.

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My Favorite "Bromance's" (Part 2)

Friend
1. Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars Episodes I-III and Extended Universe books) I firmly belive Anakin did what he thought was best for Padme' and his friends and fellow Jedi when he first started down the path to the darkside. Obviously he took many wrong turns and ended up killing kids and his former master. Before all that however, he risked life and limb protecting Obi and everyone else.
2. John Connor and T-800 (Terminator 2 and 3) This is a friendship that defied all logic. A boy befriends the type of robot he leads the future of mankind in the fight against. As a boy he loves the T-800 and as a man I think he comes to respect it.
3. Connor MacManus and Murphy MacManus (The Boondock Saints I and II) Another group of brother's that make me realize how shitty a big brother I really am. Always putting each other in harm's way to protect the other... My brother would never EVER get that kind of treatment from me.
4. Mike Lowry and Marcus Burnestt (Bad Boys I and II) Friends since school these two detectives do whatever need to be done to protect themselves, each other, and loved one's. They fight and love like real brother's.
5. Lex Luthor and Clark Kent (Smallville) Say whatever you want to about the show, but you have to admit the "friendship" throughout the first four season's was fun as shit to watch. Makes you wonder if Clark had just trusted Lex enough to reveal his secret would they have become such bitter enemies.
6. Dr. Evil and Mini-Me (Austin Powers 2 and 3) One of my favorite comedy pairing's in the world. Mini-Me is exactly how I would want a clone of me to be. Silent but fucking deadly. Dr. Evil loved Mini-Me like a son and in return Mini-Me loved Dr. Evil like a father...for the most part.
7. Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) The chemistry these two shared was amazing the first time I saw the movie. They never say but it feels like the two have known each other for fucking years. If I was the bad ass hitmen these two were I would have either one of them as my partner in crime... OK I would prefer Jules, just to hear him say motherfucker a lot and talk about divine intervention.
8. Bartleby and Loki (Dogma) Would have to be a hell of a friend to get an angel to turn his back on God. Friend's for centuries and it was only when one developed a conscious the friendship ended. Still the mightiest of friendship's while it lasted.
9. James T. Kirk and Spock (Star Trek) I am not a huge fan of the older movies, but I really enjoyed seeing Kirk and Spock together when they shared the screen. Spock loved and respected his captain and friend with devotion not known by any other Vulcan. Kirk recognized how special the bond was and never took it for granted.
10. R2-D2 and C-3PO (Star Wars I-VI and Extended Universe books) A friendship that spanned the Galaxy twice over. These two droids are brothers in arms and look out for each other as much as their limited capabilities allow.
Highspeed
Highspeed at 11:28 PM Sep 01

Awesome list, definately with you on Smallville's Clark and Lex.

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My Favorite "Bromance's" (Part 1)

Hans
1. Han Solo and Chewbacca (Star Wars Episodes IV-VI and numerous Extended Universe books) The movies barely scratched the surface of the friendship between these two heroes. Along with the movies Han has saved Chewie multiple times and vice versa. Chewie's love and devotion did not stop at Han either, it extended to his wife Leia and their kids Jacen Jaina and Anakin. Chewie defended them until his very sad death.
2. Kesuke Miyagi and Daniel Larusso (The Karate Kid Parts I-III) A boy in a new town gets bullied and saved by a martial arts sage. Miyagi felt such love towards Daniel and treated him like a son, taught him family martial arts he had only shown one other person. Face it, Miyagi would be a bad ass friend to have if you were a fucking wimp like Daniel-San in the first film.
3. Blade and Whistler (Blades I-III) Finding Blade on the street and giving him a reason to live is only the beginning of what Whistler did for Blade. The only person Blade loved and trusted was the old man and he would have done anything to protect him.
4. Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester (Supernatural) The ONLY reason the show continues to be as good bad ass as it continues to be is the chemistry between these two. The boys have sacrificed themselves for the others more than once. It makes me wonder how far I would be willing to go for my brother...
5. Bruce Wayne/Batman and Alfred Pennyworth (Batman movies and comics and cartoons) Simply put.... If Bruce did not have Alfred he would not be Batman. Alfred raised the boy billionaire after the death of his parents and molded him into the unique man that would take on the criminal underworld and fight for any and everyone who could not fight for themselves.
6. Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee (Lord Of The Rings Trilogy) Sam is loyal to a fault. He loves Frodo and does whatever he needs to do to protect him. Sam may not be strong and good in a fight but that little motherfucker will pick up a sword and fight right along side Frodo to the death.
7. Jay and Silent Bob (View Askew Universe) Silent Bob is Jay's flunkie. Jay is a fucking awful friend to have but Silent Bob stays and does whatever the dude wants. That's the kind of friend we all want. Silent Bob only speaks in dire emergencies, but when he does it is a giant pearl of wisdom... Or he is telling that goddamn Amy story again.
8. Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon 1-4) Neither one liked each at first (as most buddy/cop movies start) but after a while they bacame brothers. If I was a cop I would want either one of them to be my partner.
9. Chandler Bing, Ross Gellar, and Joey Tribbiani (Friends) With the exception of the Ross/Rachel relationship, these three friends made the show. No matter what happened from secret love affairs to kissing sister's these friends always bounced back and had a stronger bond than before.
10. Sean McNamara and Christian Troy (nip/tuck) These two fucked each other over more than any friends in the history of the world. Fathering the other wife's child and sleeping with ex-girlfriends. Through it all they stayed brothers and they still protected one another from some off the wall crazy shit.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 10:22 PM Sep 01

Great list, I can honestly say if my brother gets possesed by the Devil and dragged into the pit of Hell he's on his own. Fuck that it's been nice knowin' ya pal. I would say Alfred and Whistler are more of a father figure than a bro though, Gordon is Bruces bro but Blade is antisocial.

threezy
threezy at 10:24 PM Sep 01

Nice snatch ;] Cool list though, with the explanations.

Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 11:39 PM Sep 01

....tap..tap. Different kinda list.

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My Favorite Danny Trejo Movies (Hope To Add Machete Soon)

Machete
1. The Devil's Reject's
2. Desparado
3. Rob Zombie's Halloween
4. Heat
5. Once Upon A Time In Mexico
6. From Dusk Til' Dawn
7. Predator's
8. Fanboy's
9. The Replacement Killers
10. Con Air
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My Favorite Shows That Are Still On The Air

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1. Supernatural
2. Sons Of Anarchy
3. Robot Chicken
4. Smallville
5. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
6. Justified
7. The Simpsons
8. South Park
9. Family Guy
10. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Derek237
Derek237 at 12:39 AM Sep 01

Smallville is still on the air?

threezy
threezy at 01:37 AM Sep 01

METALOCALYPSE!!!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 01:43 AM Sep 01

Brother you just made my day with your top 3. I do like Smallville but it jumped the shark a long time ago, it's not Smallville anymore it's just Superman without the cape. I think it really went downhill when Lex left.

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DARTH JOEKER"s List Of Movies No One Should EVER Watch

Dwars
1. Anything Uwe Boll has and sadly will direct.
2. Anything Tim Burton has done with the exception of his Batman's and Ed Wood.
3. Dragon Wars (D-Wars)
4. Dark Heaven
5. Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li
6. Anything with Seth Rogen except Superbad and Zach and Miri.
7. Any of the Tremors except the first.
8. Starship Troopers 2 and 3
9. Superman III and IV
10. Ghost Rider
11. 2001: Space Odyssey
12. Cradle 2 The Grave
13. Takers
14. Battlefield Earth
15. Speed 2: Cruise Control
16. Anything by the writers of any Scary Movie....
17. Catwoman
18. Anything that is released Direct To DVD... So far they have all been shit.
19. Wing Commander
20. RoboCop 3
LeslieVernon
LeslieVernon at 02:04 AM Aug 31

I'm gonna have to disagree with a few things on this list like the Tim Burton and Seth Rogen hate, they both have movies that I love other than the ones you deem to be OK, and some of the other movies listed aren't great but also aren't movies no one should ever watch.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 02:22 AM Aug 31

You're really going against the grain with a lot of these. haha

randychico
randychico at 03:29 AM Aug 31

What everyone said :) and I find it funny you want people to avoid Seth Rogen but not Zack & Miri... if you have the time, try to see Uwe Boll's Rampage, I'd like to see your opinion

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DARTH JOEKER's List Of Movies Everyone Should See Before They Die

Orange
1. American History X
2. The Dark Knight
3. A Clockwork Orange
4. American Psycho
5. The Godfather
6. Superman
7. Audition
8. Ichii The Killer
9. District 9
10. Strangeland
11. Watchmen
12. House Of 1000 Corpse's
13. Goodfellas
14. Kingdom Of Heaven
15. Taxi Driver
16. Aliens
17. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
18. Star Wars IV-VI
19. Once Upon A Time In China
20. Troy
tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 03:17 AM Aug 31

Ive seen all but 5. I guess I should get on that.

randychico
randychico at 03:44 AM Aug 31

Not really a fan of a few of these but I guess now I can die in peace :D

darthpaul64
darthpaul64 at 11:04 AM Aug 31

I've seen 11, so I guess I got one foot in the coffin ;)

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My Favorite "Space" Movies

Innerspace
1. Office Space
2. Space Cowboys
3. Innerspace
4. Space Camp
5. Dead Space: Downfall
6. SpaceBalls
7. Plan 9 From Outer Space
8. Space Jam
9. Killer Klowns From Outer Space
10. Lost In Space
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:37 AM Aug 31

Killer Klowns From Outer Space wooo! Ever seen Teenagers In Space?

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My Favorite "Evil" Movies

Evil
1. Evil Dead
2. Evil Dead 2
3. Deliver Us From Evil
4. Resident Evil
5. Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
6. See No Evil. Hear No Evil.
7. Touch Of Evil
8. Resident Evil: Extinction
9. 976-EVIL
10. See No Evil
threezy
threezy at 01:28 AM Aug 31

Hell yes for the Top 2, I can't disagree there.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:38 AM Aug 31

Evil Bong wooooo

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My Favorite "Blood" Movies

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1. Blood Diamond
2. There Will Be Blood
3. First Blood
4. Rambo: First Blood Part 2
5. Blood Sport
6. Blood+
7. Blood In Blood Out
8. Hellraiser: Bloodline
9. Blood Work
10. Blood Of Dracula
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 01:04 AM Aug 31

Bloodline wasn't too bad.

Better than Hell On Earth by far.

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My Favorite "Night" Movies

We
1. 30 Days Of Night
2. Boogie Nights
3. We Own The Night
4. Night Shift
5. Fright Night
6. Good Night And Good Luck
7. Night Of The Living Dead
8. The Color Of Night
9. Friday Night Lights
10. About Last Night
randychico
randychico at 11:19 PM Aug 30

Or Night of the Lepus!! haha

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:46 PM Aug 30

Can't stand either one... I am not a Stiller fan at all.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:33 AM Aug 31

Glad Night at the Museum aint on the list, fucking hate that shit

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My Favorite "Dead" Movies

Dead
1. The Evil Dead Trilogy
2. Night Of The Living Dead
3. Dawn Of The Dead (remake)
4. Dead Alive
5. The Dead Zone
6. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
7. Dead & Breakfast
8. The Quick And The Dead
9. Drop Dead Gorgous
10. Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
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My Favorite "American" Movies

X1
1. American Pyscho
2. American Beauty
3. American History X
4. American Gangster
5. An American Werewolf In London
6. Coming To America
7. Beavis And Butthead Do America
8. American Pie
9. An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
10. Once Upon A Time In America
nerd85
nerd85 at 10:13 PM Aug 30

Nice list. Very Patriotic.

threezy
threezy at 11:11 PM Aug 30

There's a lot of good "American" movies, damn.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:51 PM Aug 31

Guess what? THE AMERICAN comes out tomorrow!

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Movies I Own And Could Not Finish

Dark1
1. Dragon Wars (D-Wars)
2. Observe And Report
3. Against The Dark
4. Dark Heaven
5. Milo & Otis
6. 12 Rounds
7. Behind Enemy Lines: Axis Of Evil
8. 2001: Space Odyssey
9. Transporter 3
10. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
threezy
threezy at 09:57 PM Aug 30

Lol, I've seen 2, 3, 6, and 9. I own all except for Against the Dark, but I actually liked Observe and Report, as well as 12 Rounds. As for Transporter 3, only movie I walked out on in the theater voluntarily. Yet, I bought it to complete the Transporter collection hahaha.

nerd85
nerd85 at 10:15 PM Aug 30

Observe and Report was alright. I'd watch it again. 2001 is one of my all time favorites. When I first rented it, my dad asked me if I needed help falling asleep.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:35 AM Aug 31

I don't blame you.

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If I Was Going To Be Killed Off In A Movie Or TV Series I Want To Be Killed By..

Kill
1. Jack Bauer
2. Buffy Summers
3. T-1000
4. Xenomorph
5. Predator
6. Blade
7. The Punisher
8. Jules Winnfield
9. The Bride
10. Jigsaw
11. Darth Vader
12. Michael Myers (Zombies Version)
13. Leatherface
14. John McClane
15. Connor And Murphy MacManus
16. John Matrix
17. Marlow (30 Days Of Night)
18. The Collector
19. Fox (Wanted)
20. The Joker (Heath Ledger)
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 09:50 PM Aug 30

Great list, great idea for one.

threezy
threezy at 09:58 PM Aug 30

LOL GREAT LIST!!! I think I'm going to have to copy this one in the near future, if it's much different than yours that is.

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 12:20 AM Aug 31

Great list, man A lot of my favorite killers or people who kill are on this list.

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Rappers Who Should Never Act Again

1. Chris Brown
2. T.I.
3. Ice-T
4. DMX
5. 50 Cent
6. The Game
7. Ludacris
8. Busta Rhymes
9. Bow Wow
10. Snopp Dogg
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 02:08 AM Aug 28

He was and it annoyed the shit out of me.. Almost as bad as Anthony Anderson... i hate the way Ice-T talks... A fifty year old wannabe gangster is as scary as Vern Troyer...

threezy
threezy at 02:15 AM Aug 28

Hahahahha, that's true. I've never seen him on that show, but I'm pretty sure I've seen him elsewhere.

I can see T.I. being terrible, because every time I see the trailer for Takers and he says something along the lines of "I wanna do a deal... 30 35 MIL." Just the way he says it bugs the FUCK out of me and I don't know why. I've made fun of it on our podcast so many times by now lol, SO I'm glad you saw it and not me. ;]

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 11:10 AM Aug 28

snibble dibble wibble kibble

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My Favorite Romances In Any Medium

1. The Joker and Harley Quinn- Batman (Harley is just sexy...and she loves her puddin' more than anything)
2. Ross and Rachel- Friends (Such emotion with these two... The very best relationship on any sitcom I have ever seen)
3. Anakin and Padme'- Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (Best part of the new trilogy... Heartbreaking and beautiful)
4. Han and Leia- Star Wars Trilogy (The pimp of pimp's gets the princess)
5. Peter Parker and Mary Jane- Spider-Man (The cartoon in the 90's still has the best portrayal of their turbulant relationship to date)
6. Clark Kent and Lois Lane- Superman (I am a sucker for everything Superman.. Especially in Smallville)
7. Ben Sanderson and Sera- Leaving Las Vegas (Best Nic Cage movie with one of the most intense relationships I have EVER seen and will ever see)
8. Robin Hood and Maid Marion- Robin Hood (Loved the relationship portrayed in the books I have read better than any of the films to date)
9. Batman/Bruce Wayne and Catwoman/Selina Kyle- Batman (The relationship in the comics was intense at times)
10. Mr. Universe and lovebot Lenore- Serenity (Makes you wonder if they really had lovebots... what would you do?)
11. Harry Dresden and Susan Rodriguez- Dresden Files (Books only, the show sucked)
threezy
threezy at 02:59 PM Aug 26

Love this list, I think I'm about to do one myself man. #1 and 2 will be my top two as well lol.

Raiden
Raiden at 03:14 PM Aug 26

Great list. Diggin' 1-4 and 6 the most.
Couldn't have explained #2 any better.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 04:25 PM Aug 26

talk'n about lovebots i'll have me a Cherry 2000.

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Top 10 DVDs I've Watched The Most

Chew
1. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back and Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Audition
4. Ichii The Killer
5. The Karate Kid Part II
6. Clerks
7. Aliens
8. RoboCop
9. American Psycho
10. A Clockwork Orange
11. Also A Nightmare On Elm Street, Hellraiser, Hostel, Night Of The Living Dead, The Exorcist, Fist Of Legend, Police Story 2, Tai Chi Master and Akira are in pretty heavy rotation. Oh and Burton's Batman's and Singer's X-Men's and lots of comic book related cartoons.. This list was a bitch... I watch a lot all the time.

Based on a list by Kevin Smith fan

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:23 AM Aug 26

I love Robocop.

SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 01:20 AM Aug 26

Same with me and Robocop :)

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My Favorite "Epic" Movies

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1. Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
2. Gladiator
3. Alexander
4. Kingdom Of Heaven
5. Troy
6. Apocalypto
7. Once Upon A Time In China Trilogy
8. Braveheart
9. 300
10. Gangs Of New York
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My Favorite "Heist" Movies

Heat
1. Heat
2. The Score
3. Inside Man
4. Ocean's Eleven (01)
5. Entrapment
6. The Bank Job
7. The Italian Job (03)
8. Ocean's Eleven
9. The Italian Job (69)
10. Ocean's Thirteen
threezy
threezy at 02:27 AM Aug 25

Heat. Agreed, and who could disagree? ... ???

randychico
randychico at 02:54 AM Aug 25

Not mee! (Hey what about Incetion!??) :D

Strider
Strider at 03:39 AM Aug 25

HEAT! One of my all-time favorite films.

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Movies That Need To Hurry And Be Transferred To Blu-Ray

Jurassic
1. Star Wars I-VI
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Alien Franchise
4. Schindler's List
5. Jurassic Park Trilogy
6. Jaws Franchise
7. Indiana Jones Franchise
8. Dead Alive
9. Tron
10. Willow
brewsky99
brewsky99 at 02:18 AM Aug 25

It goes both ways I'm still waiting for a lot of films that i know that are on Blu in North America such as The Killer,True Romance and Dawn of the Dead(2004).I have only listed My Blu-Rays on My DVDs so you might not have.

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:59 AM Aug 25

I agree, man. It sucks that the Alien Quadrilogy is only ONE on your list (that I know of) that has a release date here in the near future (only 2 more months to wait). Everything else is TBA (to be announced) or might come out some time in the next couple of years or so. Ugh.

lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 04:35 AM Aug 25

OPEN RANGEEEEE

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My Favorite Five Finger Death Punch Songs

Five
1. Hate Me
2. Burn It Down
3. Hard To See
4. A New Level
5. Falling In Hate
6. Bulletproof
7. Meet The Monster
8. Death Before Dishonor
9. Walk Away
10. Bad Company
threezy
threezy at 01:47 AM Aug 25

The Way of the Fist!!>????!!!!???? #8 would be my #2 behind aforementioned song.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 12:31 PM Aug 25

5FDP is fucking awesome.

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My Favorite Killswitch Engage Songs

Killswitch
1. Holy Diver
2. The Arms Of Sorrow
3. For You
4. World Ablaze
5. As Daylight Dies
6. Reckoning
7. Starting Over
8. My Curse
9. Rise Inside
10. Let The Bridges Burn
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My Favorite Deftones Songs

Deftones
1. My Own Summer
2. Hexagram
3. Minerva
4. Elite
5. Digital Bath
6. Change (In The House Of Flies)
7. Knife Party
8. Back To School
9. Around The Fur
10. Rocket Skates
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My Favorite KoRn Songs (In Honor Of Their New Badass Album)

Korn1
1. Clown- KoRn
2. Somebody Someone- Issues
3. Make Me Bad- Issues
4. Freak On A Leash- Follow The Leader
5. It's On- Follow The Leader
6. Ball Tongue- KoRn
7. Camel Song- End Of Days Soundtrack
8. Pop A Pill- KoRn III
9. System- Queen Of The Damned
10. Creep- KoRn Unplugged
11. One- Metallica Cover and One of the best covers fucking ever
threezy
threezy at 01:45 AM Aug 25

I didn't really like their new album :[

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 01:46 AM Aug 25

I fucking LOVE it... Nowhere near their best but better than their last three for goddamn sure.. To each his own bro lol

threezy
threezy at 02:09 AM Aug 25

I'd say it was better than the last... untitled, See You, and..? 2 I guess. It's just that a lot of the songs seemed the same, but I was working when listening and it could've detracted from the power of the music lol.

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My Favorite Lost Charecters

Lostlastsupper1
1. Kate Austen
2. James "Sawyer" Ford
3. John Locke
4. Jack Shephard
5. Sayid Jarrah
6. Mr. Eko
7. Sun-Hwa Kwon
8. Ana Lucia Cortez
9. Benjamin Linus
10. Michael Dawson
11. Hugo "Hurley" Reyes
Raiden
Raiden at 12:01 PM Aug 24

Great list. Mine's pretty much the same but in different order. I'm about halfway through the series right now and loving it so far.
By the way, John Locke is numero uno in my book.

randychico
randychico at 03:03 PM Aug 24

I hate Kate.. I'd probably changer her for Desmond brother.

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If My Life Was A Movie I Want These Celebrities Narrating

1. Laurence Fishburne- Just the regular, "Darth Joeker arises from his slumber." etc
2. Samuel L. Jackson- If I am pissed off, "Darth Joeker is thinking about grabbing his motherfucking gun and shooting that motherfucker in his GODDAMN head"
3. James Earl Jones- I would want him to narrarate my dreams, "Ahhh yes. His hands touch the divine derriere of Eva Mendes as she purrs like a kitten"
4. Barry White- You know....sexy time. I am too much of a gentlemen to leave an example here.
5. Fran Drescher- In flashbacks I would want her to act the part of the anooying person I am talking to. "The Dark Knight is NOT the bext comic book movie ever.... Batman and Robin is...." Then she would do that god awful nasally laughter she is so fond of.
6. Morgan Freeman- As I am watching a movie I usually think funny and random shit not pertaining to the film, that's where he comes in. "If Darth Joeker was the producer of Batman and Robin he would have put some kind of liquid weapon in the batsuit to secrete out of the nipples that was very wisely put on there!"
7. Ozzy Osbourne- Whenever I get drunk I hear him anyway. "Gottu oop ovr Wile Boyo goite.....flunyt" Yeah I fucking said that shit.
8. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes- During those good angel bad angel moments... Silent Bob would be the good angel. "Go on Darth Joeker, sneak in and see another movie for free at the theater....Its a victimless crime!"
9. Frank Oz (Yoda voice only)- If my narrator was to recount some heroic quest in which I was the victor. "Hmmmmm... went to the toilet he did. Alive he came out."
10. John Williams- I want his music to be the score of my life.... Whenever I have to get onto my kids for whatever reason... Imperial March baby...
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 01:38 AM Aug 24

I want Christopher Walken to be my narrator.

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10 preferences of mine at the Theater

Ahhh
1. I try my best to smoke a blount or two before the movie as well. Buy the ticket an hour or so ahead, go out to the car... get fucking baked.... go see the movie. Have you ever seen Inception? Have you seen it on weed man?
2. I must always be there for trailers. I have gone and seen movies before just because I know they are going to play a trailer I really want to see.
3. I prefer going at night for multiple reasons... The first and foremost is so I do not cut into time with my kids. Also I hate the fucking sun with a burning passion. Only out in daytime for emergencies.
4. My seating varies. Exact middle of the theater for 2D. All the way in the back row middle for 3D.
5. If I have a choice between 2D and 3D I choose 3D. I am very much a slave to trends.
6. I prefer seeing a couple of movies in the same day rather than one at a time. Saves energy...
7. I will only go to a theater with stadium seating. I do not care if the other theater in town is having a meet and greet with the director of the movie, I flat out fucking refuse anything other than stadium.
8. I usually only get a water... Sometimes Reese's Pieces or Starburst... I have snuck in alcohol a few times in a flask.
9. My cell is on vibrate and if someone calls I have to look to make sure it is not the babysitter calling about my kid. Also if it is my wife texting I tend to text back... She hardly does that though.. She knows it irritates the fuck out of me.
10. I leave the moment the credits roll. If there is something at the end of the credits I wait and see it on DVD... I am a very impatient man.
11. I won't sit next to anyone I do not know unless I have no choice. If I go with my wife we are right next to each other. With a friend we skip seats. Multiple friends we all sit together.
12. I have only got up and left a theater during one movie.. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. I was in New Jersey and my wife called to tell me she was pregnant with my youngest. I left and talked to her and went back the next day and saw it again.
13. I will SHHHH!!!!! a motherfucker for being loud. I have kicked the back of some douche's seat during Transformers because he kept laughing loud and using a laser pointer.

Based on a list by darthpaul64

threezy
threezy at 10:53 PM Aug 23

#1, is my #1. YES, glad I'm not the only one baked as hell at the movie theaters. :]

darthpaul64
darthpaul64 at 01:16 AM Aug 24

Nice on #13...that bugs the shit out of me.

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My Favorite Leonardo DiCaprio Movies

Inception
1. The Departed
2. Inception
3. Gangs Of New York
4. The Blood Diamond
5. Body Of Lies
6. The Basketball Diaries
7. The Quick And The Dead
8. What's Eating Gilbert Grape
9. Revolutionary Road
10. The Beach
11. I know almost everyone would have Titanic and possibly Romeo And Juliet but I have to be honest, they both bored me way beyond tears. Man In The Iron Mask was decent but only because of John Malkovich.
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Parties In Movies I Wish I Could Have Attended

Dazed2
1. The party at the end of Requiem For A Dream... Yeah with Jennifer Connelly doing her thing.
2. Dazed And Confused's party at the end.
3. Animal House
4. Freddy Vs. Jason's rave.
5. Any of the parties in Boogie Nights
6. The concert at the end of Up In Smoke
7. The rave in Matrix: Reloaded
8. If I was a vampire the rave at the House Of Pain in Blade II
9. Any of the parties Billy Madsion had when he passed a grade.
10. The parties at the beginning and end of Waiting.... looked pretty low key and fun.
11. The party in Superbad with the period blood lol.
12. The bachelor party in The Hangover. I want to be punched by Mike Tyson.
threezy
threezy at 01:52 AM Aug 22

#6, YES.

PSUDelVec
PSUDelVec at 01:38 PM Aug 22

#9: Has to be the 3rd Grade party with that awesome band.

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Things I Would Do With The Remote Control From Click

Thorhemsworth
1. Fast Forward to the day Star Wars is released on Blu-Ray.
2. Fast Forward to the day Batman 3 comes out.
3. Fast Forward to the day Aliens Box Set is released on Blu-Ray.
4. Rewind and see Watchmen in the theatre. I was working too much to see it... Fucking bummed me out.
5. Rewind and never see Ghost Rider in theatre.
6. Rewind to high school and hit Tori in her face for kissing Marcus at my birthday party. I hit him instead.
7. Fast Forward to the day Thor comes out.
8. Fast Forward to the day Captain America comes out.
9. Fast forward to the day The Avengers comes out.
10. Go to the year 3,000 and see what kind of super sophisticated way they have of watching movies. Maybe it would be like Batman Forever and it would be beamed into your brain....
11. Rewind and have my awesome damn kids earlier.
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 01:33 AM Aug 22

LOL... I am glad you like them sir... I sit around and no matter what I am doing I find myself going "That is a great list idea". So sad lol.

threezy
threezy at 01:37 AM Aug 22

I do that too, all day long. That's probably why we're the Top 2 on lists :P Lol, but you're obviously twice the list-maker I am.

randychico
randychico at 05:19 PM Aug 22

If I had gone back in time to prevent myself from seeing a film, I'd probably wouldn't have listened to myself, I would have been a lot more curious to see if it really was as bad as my future self said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ayQGBrCCaI&feature=search

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Bands I Must See Before I Die (Or They Do)

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1. Killswitch Engage
2. Straight Line Stitch
3. Five Finger Death Punch
4. Sonic Syndicate
5. The Offspring
6. As I Lay Dying
7. Atari Teenage Riot
8. Nine Inch Nails
9. David Bowie
10. Shadows Fall
threezy
threezy at 01:13 AM Aug 22

I've seen As I Lay Dying! :] Good list tho bro, I def agree on a lot of these.

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Worst Concerts I Have Been To

Ozzy
1. Bon Jovi- Boring live
2. Ozzy Osbourne- SUCKED LIVE
3. Garth Brooks- My mother made me.... It was awful.
4. N-Sync- I am a really good big brother...
5. Britney Spears- Tween girls about ran me over trying to get closer to the stage.
6. Ac/DC- Just not a fan. My uncled coerced me to go.
7. Van Halen- Mom again.
8. Michael Jackson- Don't remember why I ended up going. Left after thirty minutes.
9. 30 Seconds To Mars- Jared needs to stick to acting.
10. Dixie Chiicks- I am a gullable fuck.
threezy
threezy at 01:11 AM Aug 22

All of these sound like a pretty terrible time lol. Only concert my Mom ever took me to was Creed, and it wasn't half bad besides the fact that Scott Stapp was slurring his words because he was so damn wasted.

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Best Concerts I Have Ever Been To

Slip
1. Family Values '98
2. KoRn- Freak On A Leash Tour and Issues
3. Atreyu
4. Slipknot
5. Three Six Mafia
6. Rammstein
7. Linkin Park
8. Mushroomhead
9. Devil Driver
10. Breaking Benjamin
threezy
threezy at 01:04 AM Aug 22

I've heard Slipknot puts on a bad ass show, I really want to see them live. They're one of the few bands besides like 4 others that I still have the desire to see. Otherwise, I'm about concerted out at the age of 21 already... It takes such a toll on your body, especially the metal shows haha.

Good list tho bro, lot of great bands I wish I've seen. Family Values '98, I've seen the VHS tape, it was pretty nuts from what I saw!

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 01:11 AM Aug 22

Slipknot was amazing... I got maced and a black eye in the mosh pit and it was worth every second.

threezy
threezy at 01:14 AM Aug 22

LOL NICE!

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My Favorite Fake Products And Companies From Movies

Mooby
1. Cyberdyne Systems Corporation- Terminator Series
2. Duff Beer- The Simpsons
3. S-Mart- Army Of Darkness
4. Mooby's- Kevin Smith Movies
5. Paper Street Soap Company- Fight Club
6. Big Kahuna Burger- Quentin Tarintino Movies
7. Fruity Oaty Bars- Serenity
8. Slurm- Futurama
9. Tyrell Corporation- Blade Runner
10. Weyland Yutani- Alien Movies
11. Umbrella Corporation- Resident Evil Movies
12. Wayne Enterprises- Batman Movies
13. Acme- Looney Tunes
14. Nails Cigarettes- Kevin Smith Movies
15. Oceanic Airlines- Lost/Fringe/Executive Decision
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 02:01 AM Aug 20

@Nite Owl- Yeah they crossed my mind... If I had a list with 20 they would have been on there.

Strider
Strider at 05:54 AM Aug 20

Haha! This is a fucking AWESOME list, man! My favorites are Cyberdyne Systems, S-Mart, and Paper Street Soap Company.

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Female Celebrities I Want To Fight

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1. Rosie O'Donell
2. Lady GaGa
3. Oprah
4. Paris Hilton
5. Rupaul
6. Brooke Shields
7. Alicia Silverstone
8. Katie Holmes
9. Sarah Jessica Parker
10. Connie Chung
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 02:29 AM Aug 19

SJP isn't a man. She's a transvestite donkey witch.

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 02:36 AM Aug 19

That makes more sense.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:49 PM Aug 19

lol I just love the title of this list

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My Favorite Atreyu Songs

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1. Bleeding Mascara
2. Lip Gloss & Black
3. Her Portrait In Black
4. Ex's And Oh's
5. You Give Love A Bad Name (Greatest Cover Song Ever)
6. Dilated
7. Black Days Begin
8. Insatiable
9. A Letter To Someone Like You
10. Slow Burn
Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 01:27 AM Aug 19

I almost slit my wrists just reading this. I will agree though that their cover of You Give Love a Bad Name is pretty epic.

threezy
threezy at 01:33 AM Aug 19

Alright, now I gotta do it. Nice list!

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Sexiest Robots In Films And TV

Cameron
1. Cameron (Summer Glau) Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (.) (.)
2. Alice (Isabel Lucas) Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
3. Number Six (Tricia Helfer) Battlestar Galactica
4. Fembots (Hot Blonde Chicks) Austin Powers
5. Gigola Jane (Ashley Scott) A.I. Artificial Intelligence
6. Rachael (Sean Young) Blade Runner
7. Cash Reese (Angelina Jolie) Cyborg 2
8. Annalee Call (Winona Ryder) Alien Ressurection
9. The Termninatrix (Kristina Loken) Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
10. Number Eight (Grace Park) Battlestar Galactica
randychico
randychico at 10:27 PM Aug 18

What about Small Wonder?? haha :p

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 11:06 PM Aug 18

I loved Vicki the robot!

Wonder whatever happened to her, bet she's in porn now..

randychico
randychico at 12:35 PM Aug 20

Indeed... starring in a series of films about guys with small penises... it's called.. wait for it... "Small Wonders"

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My Favorite Babes In Movies Who Could Kick My Ass

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1. Selene- Underworld 1 & 2
2. Sil - Species 1 & 2
3. The Bride (Beatrix Kiddo)- Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2
4. Ellen Ripley- Alien Quadrology
5. Leeloo- The Fifth Element
6. Sarah Connor- Terminator 1 & 2
7. Fox- Wanted
8. Nikita- La Femme Nikita
9. Trinity- Matrix Trilogy
10. Elektra- Daredevil & Elektra
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 09:45 PM Aug 18

Yes....they could all kick my ass as well.

Ocelot_Snake
Ocelot_Snake at 10:33 PM Aug 18

Ive got 10 of the movies, Ive got some kick ass woman in my collection

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My Favorite Evil Clergymen In Movies

Silas
1. Cardinal Roark- Sin City
2. Mola Ram- Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
3. Eli Sunday- There Will Be Blood
4. Harry Powell- Night Of The Hunter
5. Pastor Lowe- Silver Bullet
6. Reverend Cane- Poltergeist II
7. Silas- The DaVinci Code
8. Cardinal Alba- John Carpenter's Vampires
9. Phillip Shooter- Hot Fuzz
10. Shaw Moose- Footloose
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 09:47 PM Aug 18

nice list dude, now I wanna watch Sin City !

threezy
threezy at 10:07 PM Aug 18

Lol, sweet list!

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My Very Favorite Horror Movie Baddies

Puppet
1. Michael Myers- Halloween
2. Freddy Krueger- A Nightmare On Elm Street
3. Jason Voorhees- Friday The 13th
4. Pinhead- Hellraiser
5. Chucky- Child's Play
6. Leatherface- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
7. Xenomorphs- Aliens
8. Satan- Numerous Films
9. Leprechaun- Leprechaun
10. Blade- The Puppet Master
11. Dr. Carl Hill- Re-Animator
12. Frankenstein's Monster- Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
13. The Candyman- Candyman
14. Captain Howdy- Strangeland
15. Angela- Sleepaway Camp
Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 06:56 PM Aug 18

Angela was a sick fuck! Yeehaw! That final scene OWNS

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If I Chose Best Picture (Inspired By A Few Others) these are the years the movie came out not the year of the ceremony

Yuck
1. 1981- Reds (W. Chariots Of Fire)
2. 1982- Blade Runner (W. Gandhi)
3. 1983- The Lords of Discipline (W. Terns Of Endearment)
4. 1984- Dune (W. Amadeus)
5. 1985- Enemy Mine (W. Out Of Africa)
6. 1986- Aliens (W. Platoon)
7. 1987- The Untouchables (W. The Last Emperor)
8. 1988- The Last Temptation Of Christ (W.Rain Man)
9. 1989- Drugstore Cowboy (W. Driving Miss Daisy)
10. 1990- Goodfellas (W. Dances With Wolves)
11. 1991- Boyz N The Hood (W. The Silence Of The Lambs)
12. 1992- Bad Lieutenant (W. Unforgiven)
13. 1993- Schindler's List (W. Schindler's List)
14. 1994- Pulp Fiction (W. Forrest Gump)
15. 1995- The Usual Suspects (W. Braveheart)
16. 1996- Sleepers (W. The English Patient)
17. 1997- Donnie Brasco (W. Titanic)
18. 1998- American History X (W. Shakespear In Love)
19. 1999- The Insider (W. American Beauty)
20. 2000- Memento (W. Gladiator)
21. 2001- Training Day (W. A Beautiful Mind)
22. 2002- Gangs Of New York (W. Chicago)
23. 2003- 21 Grams (W. The Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King)
24. 2004- Alexander (W. Million Dollar Baby)
25. 2005- Kingdom Of Heaven (W. Crash)
26. 2006- The Illusionist (W. The Departed)
27. 2007- There Will Be Blood (W. No Country For Old Men)
28. 2008- The Dark Knight (W. Slumdog Millionaire)
29. 2009- Watchmen (W. The Hurt Locker)
Derek237
Derek237 at 05:14 PM Aug 18

Good list man, wait, what- Alexander?????

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 05:42 PM Aug 18

I thought Alexander was amazing... I was one of the few I am aware lol.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 06:33 PM Aug 18

when you look back and at some of the winners and who they bet sometimes its just plain wrong.

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My Favorite Speeches Or Monolugues In Movies

Fightclub
1. Pulp Fiction- Jules Bible quoting
2. Schindler's List- Why did I keep the car?
3. Taxi Driver- You talking to me?
4. The Dark Knight- You wanna know how I got these scars?
5. The Godafather- I belive in America
6. Fight Club- Welcome to Fight Club.
7. The Devil's Advocate- Let me tell you about God.
8. A Few Good Men- You can't handle the truth
9. V For Vendetta- Voila, in view a humble vaudevillian veteran...
10. Blade Runner- I've seen things you people wouldn't belive.
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 06:53 PM Aug 18

Whether you liked the movie or not, I though Charles S. Dutton's speech towards the end of ALIEN 3 was pretty fuckin' rad.

"All that matters is how you measure up. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fucking knees, begging! Well I ain't much for begging, nobody ever gave me nothin'! So let's FIGHT this thing!"

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Things I Would Be Willing To Go TO Jail For

Eva
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar- If I ever got close enough to try something even remotely sexual, you bet your ass I would. I would take twenty years in jail to molest her with my mouth.
2. Stealing a Dark Knight Bat-Suit
3. Beating Uwe Boll to death with a prop from one of his stupid fucking movies.
4. Breaking in to Lucas Ranch and stealing EVERYTHING Star Wars related.
5. Slapping Tim Burton in the balls with a plastic pink flamingo.
6. Stealing and watching all the footage done for Thor.
7. Forcefully making Steven King sign my fucking copy of The Stand.
8. Kidnap Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes and getting fucking baked with Jay and Silent Bob.
9. Pulling off Donald Trump's fucking toupee.
10. Grabbing and jiggling Eva Mendes' perfect bum.
threezy
threezy at 01:51 AM Aug 18

#3 and especially #8, YESSSSSSSSSS!

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 01:56 AM Aug 18

I'd be down with number 3!!!

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:16 AM Aug 18

I want to steal the Bat-suit too. I love this list, man.

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My Favorite Buffy The Vampire Slayer Episodes

Girl
1. Hush- The one with The Gentlemen
2. The Body- Buffy finds Joyce dead
3. Becoming Parts 1 & 2- Buffy fights and kills Angelus
4. Once More With Feeling- A demon has the town singing and dancing... Anya sings about BUNNIES!
5. The Gift- Last episode on WB. Buffy sacrifices herself to save Dawn
6. Surprise & Innocence- Buffy and Angel make with the love....Angel makes with the badness
7. Who Are You- The one where Faith and Buffy switch bodies
8. The Zeppo- Xander becomes the car guy. And is seduced my a naughty slayer
9. Prophecy Girl- Buffy dies... the first time
10. The Wish- Cordelia wishes Buffy had never come to Sunnydale... All Hellmouth breaks loose
brewsky99
brewsky99 at 01:47 AM Aug 18

They were all classics i can't disagree

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My Favorite Non Evil Characters From Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buff
1. Buffy Summers
2. Rupert Giles
3. Xander Harris
4. Oz
5. Cordelia Chase
6. Willow Rosenberg
7. Jonathen
8. Anyanka
9. Angel
10. Principal Flutie
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My Favorite Villians From Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Gentle
1. The Gentlemen
2. Angelus
3. Spike
4. Drusilla
5. Faith
6. Sweet
7. Acathla
8. The Master
9. Sisterhood Of Jhe
10. Caleb
brewsky99
brewsky99 at 01:20 AM Aug 18

I am a Buffy freak so Great list Dude.

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 01:21 AM Aug 18

1 is a GREAT choice. I remember them scaring me SHITLESS when that episode premiered!

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Movies I Would Never Ever Ever Watch Again For Anything On Earth

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1. Anything Uwe Boll- House Of The Dead/Alone In The Dark/Just everything
2. Gigli
3. The Abyss
4. Max Payne
5. Dragon Wars (D-Wars)
6. Dragonheart: A Spirited Beginning
7. Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch
8. Jennifer's Body
9. 2012
10. Soul Plane
11. 2001: Space Odyssey
12. Crow: Wicked Prayer
13. Starship Troopers 2 and 3
14. Catwoman
15. If I had a choice: Any Twilight Movies..... However my wife will make me....unless I divorce her
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 01:22 AM Aug 18

Oh, man... this is hilarious. I've seen Dragon Wars probably 15 times. It's absolutely the worst fucking movie... but it's so goddamn hilarious. I like The Abyss. And although I love 2001, I probably won't ever watch it again.

The rest of the movies... yeah, you're right.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 11:50 AM Aug 18

Movies I will never ever watch: My Dog Skip and Marley & Me. I love dogs and refuse to watch a film where I know the dog will die.

ThatGuy09
ThatGuy09 at 02:26 PM Aug 18

I'll add Disaster Movie to that list. Boy, I'm glad I didn't pay to see that.

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Movies My History Classes Ruined For Me

Mon
1. Passion Of The Christ
2. Titanic
3. The Untouchables
4. Apollo 13
5. Gandhi
6. Helter Skeltor
7. The Hurricane
8. Monster
9. Che
10. Dahmer
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 12:08 AM Aug 18

I love Titanic<3

and honestly I never got into Passion of the Christ. I never liked it.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:16 AM Aug 18

I was dating a super religous girl and I went with her and her family. They all cried through it and when it was done she asked, "Are you so insensitive that Jesus dying for your sins does not make you cry?" I said, "Have you not read that book the BIBLE? I have known the dude died since I was like four!" We broke up soon after. I honestly heard she was in jail for fucking an underage student she was teaching at my old catholic middle school. SO yeah...not sure why that was relevant but I already typed it so it stays.

threezy
threezy at 12:26 AM Aug 18

Lol, that's a great story DARTH. I've had my experience with religious nuts, they're some of the craziest people... Because they always think what they're doing is "right", and that they're "better" than you because they've absolved their sins, attended church once a month, read half the bible, so on and so forth. But great story, lol. "Are you so insensitive...?" HAHAHAHAHA.

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My Favorite Woody Harrelson Movies

Woody
1. The People VS Larry Flynt
2. White Men Can't Jump
3. Natural Born Killers
4. No Country For Old Men
5. A Scanner Darkly
6. Play It To The Bone
7. Palmetto
8. Kingpin
9. Indecent Proposal
10. Zombieland
Derek237
Derek237 at 12:05 AM Aug 18

I was thinking about this recently. Woody Harrelson is a little underrated. He just may be one of the best actors working today.

BTW, I went to a barbershop in Toronto and got my hair cut in the same seat where he got HIS hair cut. Sweeeettttt.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 01:25 AM Aug 18

Defendor is really good too, if you haven't seen it.

cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 02:06 PM Aug 19

Messengers is a must. Harrelson rocked house. It was too bad he was up against Waltz for Best Supporting Actor. Never liked the Larry Flint movie though

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People I Know Are Shocked I Have Not Seen

1. I have only seen the Craig Bond movies.
2. Citizen Kane
3. Gone With The Wind
4. Clint Eastwood Westerns
5. 2001: Space Odyssey
6. Moonstruck
7. Mary Poppins
8. Roots
9. Polar Express
10. Whale Rider
jekupka
jekupka at 10:28 PM Aug 17

Goddamn you people and your awesome lists. This one is next on my list. Christ, I have a list for making lists, what the fuck?!?

threezy
threezy at 10:49 PM Aug 17

Great list, I'm copying it immediately. And honestly, I've only seen 2 of these. 7 and 8.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 11:06 PM Aug 17

I have never seen 3,9 and 10.But know i watched Roots but i was pretty young and can't remember much.

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Things You Don't Know About Me (Inspired By Numerous Others)

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1. My two boys are named Lex Luthor and Luke Hamill. My wife is pregnant with a girl we are naming Leia Organa.
2. Been to five Star Wars Conventions. I don't dress up by I always wear my Yoda shirt from Empire Strikes Back.
3. A girlfriend I was very much in love with broke up with me because I chose seeing The Phantom Menace over meeting her terminally ill grandmother for the first time.
4. My wife is very jealous of Sarah Michelle Gellar. I have hundreds of pictures and posters of her. I had to move them all into our spare bedroom last summer because she refused to sleep with me until I did.
5. I met Steven King in college when he came to lecture in my literature class. He would not sign my copy of The Stand. He said to many people were selling his autographs online.
6. I missed my S.A.T.'s the first two times... The first time due to seeing a KoRn concert. The second time I was in jail for getting in a fight with a dude who was yelling in a movie theatre during The Matrix the first time I saw it. The day I got out of jail I went back and saw it.
7. I have ADD bad and ever since I was young, the only thing that I ever sat still for were movies. Empire Strikes Back is always in my 20 disc DVD player and I watch it at least once a week.
8. Since I got the job writing I only go outside on Tuesday's and Friday's unless I am taking my kid to play in the backyard. My wife does all the shopping and I pay my bills and order everything else I need online.
9. I went to school at Oklahoma State Unversity for journalism because I wanted to be a movie critic. Instead I write fluff pieces for my local paper.
10. I saw a UFO in Wildwood New Jersey when I was there on vacation years ago. Me and three of my firends (only one was not sober) saw one hover over the condo and take off. They refuse to talk about it now for some reason.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:57 PM Aug 17

Who cares if people sell your autographs on ebay just sign it and don't be a Douche, thats how I see it anyway. My cousin named his son Damien Lastat after The Omen and Queen of the Damned.

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:50 AM Aug 18

If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him, Jack Napier (The Joker's "real name" in Tim Burton's 'Batman'.

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My Favorite Movie Scenes That Used Computer Graphics

Constantine3
1. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith- Every scene was CG just about but the scene that was my favorite was Obi-Wan's fight with Grievous. It looked amazing with Grievous' cloak looking as realistic as Obi-Wan's.
2. The Fifth Element- When it came out I could not get over how real the downtown looked during Corbin's chase scene. Just beautiful.
3. Jurassic Park- The first time the doctor's see the dinosaur's on the island is still one of my most treasured movie memories. It dazzled my young little mind.
4. Alien Resurrection- When Ripley sees all the clones of her in glass tubes. Some were hideously deformed, it was an amazingly powerful scene.
5. Terminator 2: Judgement Day-The T-1000 walking through the firey remains of his semi after chasing Arnie. Jesus that was epic.
6. Minority Report- Another effects driven movie, the one scene that did it for me was the highway chase scene with Tom jumping from car to car on the inclined highway.
7. Spider-Man 2- A special effects extravaganza from start to finish... but oh the fight on the train with Ock and Spidey was bloody marvelous.
8. District 9- Amazing from start to finish...The Prawns were so lifelike in their attitudes that it really had to keep telling myself it was not real. A near perfect movie on every level.
9. Constantine-The Hell we were shown was fucking scary and seemed as real as it gets. Even me not being the most religous dude on Earth was a little surprised how creepy the scenes in Hell were.
10. Tron- The first time I saw the light cycles I ran to my dad and begged for one. That was the day I learned the shit you see on T.V, for the most part was not real. I was devastated, more so than when I found out there was no Santa.
threezy
threezy at 01:49 AM Aug 16

Interesting list, love it!! Keep em comin man!!!!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 01:56 AM Aug 16

Constintine gets a lot of shit for not being like the Hell Blazer comics but thats a Badass movie.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 10:50 PM Aug 16

Here's mine - 0

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My Favorite Sci-Fi Weaponary

Gort
1. Lightsabers-Star Wars
2. Sick Stick-Minority Report
3. Thermal Detonators-Star Wars
4. M41a Pulse Rifle-Aliens
5. G.O.R.T.-The Day The Earth Stood Still
6. Grammaton Gun-Equilibrium
7. Blasters-Star Wars
8. Tripods-War Of The Worlds
9. Bat'leths-Star Trek
10. Hunter-Seekers-Dune
threezy
threezy at 02:07 AM Aug 16

This is true, lightsabers are just so much more than a weapon. It's an icon. Plus, they really do Maul some ass I'm sure. Pun obviously intended.

LeslieVernon
LeslieVernon at 08:58 PM Aug 16

You know what you forgot was any of the guns from District 9 man!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 10:49 PM Aug 16

One to add - Phased Plasma Rifle 40-watt range.

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My Favorite Movies With Time Traveling

Army1
1. Terminator Franchise
2. Army Of Darkness
3. Twelve Monkey's
4. The Jacket
5. Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure
6. Austin Powers Trilogy
7. Back To The Future Trilogy
8. The Time Machine
9. Groundhog Day
10. Meet The Robinson's
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My Favorite Female Villians

Species
1. Anne Wilkes- Misery
2. Mallory Knox- Natural Born Killers
3. Elle Driver- Kill Bill
4. Catherine Tramell- Basic Instinct
5. Alex Forrest- Fatal Attraction
6. Akasha- Queen Of The Damned
7. O-Ren Ishii- Kill Bill
8. T-X (Terminatrix)- Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
9. Sil- Species
10. Pamela Voorhees- Friday The 13th
BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 01:33 AM Aug 16

Good choices, man.

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My Favorite Disney Movie Villians

Horned
1. The Horned King- Black Cauldron
2. Jafar- Aladdin
3. Ratigan- Great Mouse Detective
4. Hopper- Bug's Life
5. Clayton- Tarzan
6. Hades- Hercules
7. Sid- Toy Story
8. Honest John- Pinnochio
9. The Ringmaster- Dumbo
10. Khan- The Jungle Book
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 02:00 AM Aug 16

Its the best animated film they did before Pixar got involved. Scared me to death when I was younger, thats why I loved it so much.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:18 AM Aug 16

I really liked the guy from Princess and the Frog, too.

randychico
randychico at 07:11 PM Aug 16

Dr. facilier!! Yes he was cool... his musical number was my favorite part...

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My Favorite Movie One Liners

Aliens
1. Wanna Know How I Got These Scars and Why So Serious?- The Dark Knight
2. I have a bad feeling about this and Use the force.- Star Wars
3. Yippy Ki Yay Motherfucker- Die Hard
4. I'll be back and Hasta La Vista baby- Terminator
5. Say hello to my little friend- Scarface
6. Get away from her you BITCH!- Aliens
7. Ill make him an offer he can't refuse- The Godfather
8. I am serious....and don't call me Shirley- Airplane
9. This is Sparta and Tonight we dine in Hell- 300
10. Put the bunny back in the box- Con Air
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 12:22 AM Aug 16

1, 3, 4, and ESPECIALLY 6 are my favorites =]

great list =D

threezy
threezy at 12:26 AM Aug 16

Sweet list.

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My Favorite Depressing Movies

Road
1. Requiem For A Dream
2. Leaving Las Vegas
3. The Machinist
4. Monster
5. Precious
6. The Road
7. Girl, Interrupted
8. American History X
9. The Pursuit Of Happyness
10. In The Name Of The Father
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 11:59 PM Aug 15

Precious made me want to die after it was over...same for Requiem for a Dream. I was so depressed after those films.

AlmostFamous91
AlmostFamous91 at 12:12 AM Aug 16

Requiem for a Dream is so depressing that I was only able to get through it once.

randychico
randychico at 12:20 AM Aug 16

Totally agree on most accounts.. I'd include a recent spanish film called Cell 211, such a downer....

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Reasons I Hate TIM BURTON!!!!!

Burton
1. For starters he ruined Planet Of The Apes.
2. Alice In Wonderland was just about the stupidest thing I have seen in a long time. Having that little battle at the end was just icing on the shit filled cake.
3. Corpse Bride was a vain attempt to get emo teens to love him for more than A Nightmare Before Christmas.
4. Yet another classic movie he had to sink his untalented teeth into, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. There was nothing wrong with the original. All he managed to do was make me like Depp less and fear Oompa Loompa's more.
5. Sweeny Todd was awful Depp cannot sing and looked like he was channeling some Rocky Horror Picture Show. I saw the play in New York, it was wonderful, Burton should have kept the actors and maybe just maybe it would have been decent.
6. Let's not forget the movie where country music saved the Earth from aliens, Mars Attacks. Such great actors wasted in a B-Movie satire that was worse than the movies is was supposed to be making fun of.
7. I read next he is going to fuck up Addams Family. I don't want to see Depp and Carter as Gomez and Morticia. The two movies Barry Sonnenfeld did in 1991 was smart and funny. I'm sick of this douche destroying things I love.
8. He uses the same god awful type music for every movie he does. They all sound like Edward Scissorhands since 1990. (Except for Sweeny Todd which sounded a whole different kind of shitty)
9. Helena Bonham Carter is a no talent hag who Burton feels compelled to put in his movies. She is a shitty actress and I have no idea why she is able to continue working.
10. The final reason is: Every damn time Depp does a Burton movie I like him less and less. The dude is so fucking talented and he keeps going back to Burton. He is also fucking up being Jack Sparrow again. At World's End sucked so bad.
11. I know it is not a legit reason but... I hate the dude's fucking hair. Pisses me off. Use shampoo man for fuck's sake.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:04 PM Aug 15

You make some good points my friend. I like Burtons earlier stuff like Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Batman, and Sleepy Hollow was a good use of his visual style but I hate his cartoon shit like Charlie and Alice, and why did thet hire him for apes? That just makes no sense to me.

Derek237
Derek237 at 11:13 PM Aug 15

I never did end up seeing Alice In Wonderland but it's like eh why bother.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 10:03 PM Aug 16

Aw c'mon, she wasn't a no-talent hag in FIGHT CLUB.

But you're point is well-made, she is overused by Burton. I know she's your wife 'n all but, enough already...

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Director's Whose Movies I Ignore For The Most Part

Tim
1. Uwe Boll- This is one guy who has yet to make a single movie I enjoy even slightly. Horrible Horrible Director.
2. Tim Burton- His two Batman's were good, not great, but good. Ed Wood was also very funny and well done. Every other one of his movies (I have seen) have done nothing for me. ALL his other movies with Johnny Depp have yet to do anything for me, and I fucking LOVE Johnny Depp.
3. Mark Steven Johnson- The dude got lucky with Daredevil (Director's Cut is better by leaps and bounds than the theatrical). Simon Birch was boring as shit and GhostRider was one of the biggest piles of shit I had ever seen.
4. Andrzej Bartkowiak- He directed the worst Jet Li movie ever Cradle 2 The Grave. Most recently Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. Romeo Must Die is his only movie I thought was worth a damn.
5. Roger Christian- Battlefield Earth. Need I say anymore?
6. Roland Emmerich- His disaster movies are so fucking BAD. Makes Bay's Armageddon look like Schindler's List. His two movies I like are The Patriot and Independence Day. 2012 was so AWFUL I have yet to finish the piece of shit.
7. Terrence Malick- I have tried Badlands, New World and The Thin Red Line. All three of those were shoddily put together and, especially New World, bored the fuck out of me.
8. Dominic Sena- Kalifornia is the only thing this basterd has done that was any good. With Whiteout he made even the delectable Beckinsale boring with the absolutely ridiculous plot. Gone In 60 Seconds was nowhere near as good as the original. And Swordfish, come on, what the fuck? It was RIDICULOUS.
9. Rob Cohen- DragonHeart and Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story were both wonderful, but since then it's been Fast And The Furious, XXX, Stealth, and Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. People say Michael Bay is just about action with no substance, this man is EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS!!!!
10. John McTiernan- Yes I know he directed Predator and the two best Die Hard movies. He also did Basic, the very unnecessary remake of Rollerball, and The Hunt For The Red October which was the worst of the Jack Ryan movies. The dude is past his prime and needs to go do something else with his life.... Like Golf.
randychico
randychico at 03:28 PM Aug 15

I couldn't do a list like this one... because I don't usually avoid movies by so and so directors. Maybe Ratner, Sommers & Turtletaub.. but I know I'll still be seeing their movies anyway.

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Director's Whose Movies I Would See No Matter What (Inspired by VitamanMan8)

Kevin
1. Kevin Smith
2. Christopher Nolan
3. Takashi Miike
4. J.J. Abrams
5. David Fincher
6. Zach Snyder
7. Danny Boyle
8. Neil Marshall
9. Neill Blomkamp
10. Darren Aronofsky
11. Have to include George Clooney and Clint Eastwood and George Lucas....
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 04:30 AM Aug 15

I agree Magnolia is most definitely his best. Also I loved Valkyrie, he was great. Hopefully after Super-8 we can resume this conversation.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 04:31 AM Aug 15

haha hopefully. I loved Valkyrie too, even though most people didn't.

lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 06:27 AM Aug 15

Hell yeah for Blomkamp! No one gives my District 9 love like it should get!!! >.<

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My Favorite Sci-Fi Shows Of All Time

Farscape
1. Farscape
2. Battlestar Galactica (New And Old)
3. Stargate
4. Star Wars: Clone Wars
5. Sliders
6. Quantum Leap
7. Alien Nation
8. Star Trek: The Next Generation
9. Stargate: Atlantis
10. Lost In Space
lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 03:37 AM Aug 15

Ok, you love it, I can forgive you... for now :) haha

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 04:58 AM Aug 15

Really? No X-Files??? :|

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 06:27 AM Aug 15

Alien Nation was pretty good,shame it didn't last longer.

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My Favorite Takashi Miike Films

Miike
1. Audition
2. Ichii The Killer
3. Dead Or Alive
4. Visitor Q
5. The City Of Lost Souls
6. Dead Or Alive: Final
7. Masters Of Horror: Imprint
8. One Missed Call
9. Gozu
10. Sukiyaki Western Django
11. Crows Zero
12. Dead Or Alive 2: Tobosha
13. Waru
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 03:06 AM Aug 14

Hell yeah man good stuff! Visitor Q is just nuts, along with Gozu. Miike is my favorite director because of his sheer unpredictability.
Here's my list
http://moviefancentral.com/psycho-pirate-99/top10s/3385

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 03:32 AM Aug 14

I listed all the ones I HAVE LOL. He is brilliant.

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My Favorite Jude Law Movies

Jude
1. Enemy At The Gates
2. Sherlock Holmes
3. Road To Perdition
4. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
5. Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
6. Repo Men
7. Gattaca
8. A.I. Artificial Intelligence
9. eXistenZ
10. The Aviator
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 01:32 AM Aug 14

YES! Love to see eXistenZ on the list. Enemy At The Gates is one of my all time favorites.

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My Favorite Clive Owen Movies

Clive
1. Children Of Men
2. Derailed
3. Shoot 'Em Up
4. Sin City
5. Inside Man
6. The Bourne Identity
7. Duplicity
8. The International
9. King Arthur
10. Closer
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My Favorite Jackie Chan Movies

Jackie
1. The Legend Of The Drunken Master
2. Shinjuki Incident
3. Rumble In The Bronx
4. Jackie Chan's First Strike
5. Police Story
6. Supercop AKA: Police Story 2
7. Rob-B-Hood
8. Operation Condor
9. Rush Hour Trilogy
10. Shanghai Noon and Shanghai Knights
randychico
randychico at 03:11 PM Aug 13

I love Jackie Chan!!

nerd85
nerd85 at 11:10 PM Aug 13

Rob-B-Hood was surprisingly very good. Project A is still in my top 5.

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My Favorite Quotes: Serenity

Serenity100
1. Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Mal: Define interesting Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
2. Mal: Half of writing history is hiding the truth.
3. Mal: Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma?
4. Fanty: Do you know that girl? Mal: I really don't.
5. Mal: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint
6. Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulance, then explode.
7. Kaylee: Have faith Captain. Mal: Not today.
8. Mal: Just get us on the ground. Wash: That part'll happen pretty definitely.
9. Mal: Do you want to run this ship? Jayne: Yes! Mal: Well... You can't!
10. Book: I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it
11. Jayne: : Shiny. Let's be bad guys
12. The Operative: Key members of Parliament. Key. The minds behind every military, diplomatic and covert operation in the galaxy, and you put them in a room with a psychic.
13. River: Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan, squish
14. Jayne: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something right."
15. Zoë: How much ammo we got left? Jayne: Three full mags, and my swinging cod!
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Things My Two Year Old Son Lex And I Don't Agree On

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1. Elmo-- He runs around going LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa Elmo's World constantly. My wife keeps buying him the DVD's no matter how much I PROTEST.
2. Dora The Explorer- Backpack Backpack Backpack Backpack Backpack Backpack Backpack Backpack.... Annoying ain't it?
3. The Backyardigans- I will admit whenever my son jumps up and starts dancing like he is having a seizure it's cute as hell... But the music in that show is AWFUL.. He loves the damn penguin Pablo. If he is sad about whatever it's always "Pablo. Pablo. Watch it".
4. Raisins- He is obsessed with raisins. He knows I hate them so he tries like hell to make me eat them. He has actually cried until I ate one before.
5. Land Before Time- A grandmother of my wife's got him every Land Before Time on DVD. He watches one a day at least. It's so bad I know all the songs and which movie it is just by the song. Makes me want to drown myself in pig shit.
6. Star Wars- He is not a fan really. Animated or otherwise. He thinks Yoda is cute. That's it. Kind of worried a little. OK a lot. What do I do with a first born who does not enjoy the holy trinity?
7. Metal- He always looks kind of scared when I listen to my music in the car. If it's not some awful Backyardigans CD or Disney he just looks pissed.
8. Going Outside- He loves going to the park and playing. I have tried explaining to him that running is not good unless being chased by zombies, but he insists on doing it anyway.
9. Dogs- He hates my Pit Bull Spartucus. If I give him a treat to give the dog he throws it at the dog and runs away. He has kicked, punched, spilled Cheerios on, and pissed on the dog. Has Spartucus retaliated? No. Has he tried? Yep. Had to grab him after the kicking. I had to lock Spartucus up for a few days. He growled at Lex. They seem to have reconciled somewhat.
10. Birds- My wife got Lex a canary. He loved it. My wife got him a parrot. He loved it. He now has five fucking tweeting and talking birds. He keeps letting Tasha (it's a boy parrot my kid named from the hippo in Backyardigans) out. Its somewhat hard to catch a flying animal if you yourself are unable to fly.
Ocelot_Snake
Ocelot_Snake at 04:42 AM Aug 13

... Now what is wrong with The Land before Time? An animated classic in my opinion

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My Favorite Star Wars Parodies

Muppets
1. Star Wars Robot Chicken
2. Star Wars Robot Chicken: Episode II
3. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
4. Fanboys
5. Family Guy: Blue Harvest
6. Family Guy: Something Something Darkside
7. Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cutilce
8. Spaceballs
9. R2-D2: Beneath The Dome
10. Muppet Babies "Gonzo's Video Show"
threezy
threezy at 03:45 AM Aug 13

Fanboys.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:54 AM Aug 13

I don't think Fanboys counts as a parody so much as a love letter.

nerd85
nerd85 at 11:02 AM Aug 13

I was thinking about making this same list. But Hardware Wars instead of Jay and Silent Bob. There was an episode of the anime Shin Chan that had a pretty funny spoof.

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My Favorite Bill Paxton Movies

Bill
1. Aliens
2. The Terminator
3. Frailty
4. A Simple Plan
5. Near Dark
6. Brain Dead
7. Boxing Helena
8. True Lies
9. Weird Science
10. Twister
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 03:44 AM Aug 13

They were..... Brain Dead

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 06:37 AM Aug 13

Really? Wow, obviously I never seen that but it's the first I've heard of this.

nerd85
nerd85 at 11:04 AM Aug 13

Titanic is the only film that I can stand this guy in. For one reason or another he bugs the shit out of me.

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My Favorite Bill Pullman Movies

Pull
1. Lost Highway
2. Titan A.E.
3. Independence Day
4. Brain Dead
5. Lucky Numbers
6. Zero Effect
7. Spaceballs
8. Wyatt Earp
9. The Guilty
10. Lake Placid
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My Favorite "Based On A True Event" Movies

Dragon
1. Goodfellas
2. American Gangster
3. Casino
4. Public Enemies
5. Schindler's List
6. Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
7. Private Parts
8. Monster
9. Hollywoodland
10. Men Of Honor
11. The People VS Larry Flynt
12. United 93
13. Capote
14. Malcom X
15. Black Hawk Down
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My Favorite Quotes: Darth Vader

Darthv
1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. No, I am your father
3. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force
4. Just for once, let me look at your face with my own eyes
5. I've been waiting for you, Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master
6. I find your lack of faith disturbing
7. Don't fail me again, Admiral
8. Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the Rebellion
9. What is thy bidding, my master?
10. I sense something, a presence I've not felt since.......
BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:16 AM Aug 13

The Force is strong with you, DARTH JOEKER.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 02:32 PM Aug 13

Cool list man !

jekupka
jekupka at 10:58 PM Aug 13

I cannot agree with number 1. That scene made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.

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My Favorite Quotes: Yoda

Yodasays
1. When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.
2. Blind we are, if creation of this clone army we could not see.
3. A Jedi's strength flows from the Force
4. Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
5. There... is... another... Sky... walker
6. Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.
7. Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.
8. Size matters not.
9. Strong am I with the force.
10. Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.
11. Named must your fear be before banish it you can.
12. Around the suvivors, a perimeter create.
13. Faith in your new Apprentice misplaced may be, as for your faith in the Dark Side of the Force.
BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:55 PM Aug 12

Made a good list, you have.

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My Favorite Lightsaber Battles

Yoda_fight
1. Luke Skywalker VS Darth Vader- The Empire Strikes Back
2. Obi Wan Kenobi VS Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader- Revenge Of The Sith
3. Yoda VS Emperor Palpatine- Revenge Of The Sith
4. Mace Windu VS Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader- Revenge Of The Sith
5. Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker VS. Count Dooku- Revenge Of The Sith
6. Obi Wan Kenobi VS General Grievous- Revenge Of The Sith
7. Yoda VS Count Dooku- Attack Of The Clones
8. Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker VS Count Dooku- Attack Of The Clones
9. Luke Skywalker VS Darth Vader- Return Of The Jedi
10. Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi VS General Grievous- Revenge Of The Sith
11. Qui Gon Jinn and Obi Wan Kenobi VS Darth Maul- The Phantom Menace (It's my least favorite of the movies. Probably deserves to be higher... Darth Maul was a pimp.... But I HATED Episode I with a passion)
12. Obi Wan Kenobi VS Jango Fett- Attack Of The Clones (Such a bad ass fight but since Jango did not have a lightsaber I chose to only give it an honorable mention)
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 01:10 PM Aug 12

Very Cool List man !
Luke Skywalker VS Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back deserves to be at the top !

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 01:14 PM Aug 12

The Yoda battle was as epic as it gets.

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My Favorite Star Wars Ships

Falcon
1. Millenium Falcon
2. Slave I
3. Republic Assault Ship
4. Corellian Corvette
5. Theta-Class Shuttle
6. Sith Infiltrator
7. Naboo Royal Starship
8. Geonosian Solar Sailor
9. Star Destroyer
10. Trade Federation Cruiser
Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 02:00 PM Aug 12

I think you are forgetting the Executor...the Super Star Destroyer. And what about the Mon Calamari Cruisers?

randychico
randychico at 02:37 PM Aug 12

My favorite will forever be the simple TIE Fighters...

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My Favorite Star Wars Aliens

Dex
1. Wookies
2. Tauntauns
3. Ewoks
4. Dewback
5. Besalisk
6. Sarlacc
7. Jawa
8. Rancor
9. Mynocks
10. Ugnaughts
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 12:34 PM Aug 12

I wanna make love to a Wookie

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My Favorite Star Wars Planets

Hoth
1. Coruscant
2. Bespin
3. Hoth
4. Naboo
5. Mustafar
6. Kashyyyk
7. Tatooine
8. Kamino
9. Utapau
10. Yavin
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 12:43 PM Aug 12

My favorite is Tatooine, cool list!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 08:54 PM Aug 12

Isn't that like...........all of 'em?

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:31 AM Aug 13

Nope.... Can think of a few others off the top of my head.

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Things My Two Year Old Son And I Agree On

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1. The Batman- It's the only Batman he will watch besides...
2. Batman: The Animated Series- It's a little too dark for him but he goes crazy when Mark Hamill's Joker says anything.
3. Hulk VS. Wolverine- He refuses to watch Hulk VS. Thor again. The kid gets violent if I try to watch it.
4. Spongebob Squarepants- Loved it before he was born and it was O.K. to watch it. Many hours wasted getting baked watching it.
5. Muppet Babies- Just got the DVD set and I must say... This show is still bad ass.
6. Beavis And Butt-Head- Baby Mama does not know he has seen it. I got him to to Cornholio one time... Funniest shit ever.
7. The Incredibles- My kid knows a great movie when he sees it. Whenever he sees Violet he says, "Pretty. Pretty. Girl Girl." You said it son.
8. Cookies at 4:27 a.m.- My kid is hyper as shit right now. Baby mama is really going to hate me in a little bit.
9. Juice- We both have a thing for Orange Juice. Simply Orange Lots Of Pulp is one great fucking juice.
10. Legos- I had a collection of every Star Wars Lego ever before he was born, now working on Batman and Harry Potter.
LeslieVernon
LeslieVernon at 12:19 PM Aug 12

Haha sounds like you're raising that kid right!!!!

threezy
threezy at 01:00 PM Aug 12

Cute kid, and yes you're raising that kid fantastically as far as I can tell!

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 01:08 PM Aug 12

Thanks for the vote of confidence lol.... I managed to get him back to sleep before the wife woke up.... Dodged a bullet I'll tell ya.

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My Favorite Child Actors Of The Past

Harris
1. Edward Furlong
2. Brad Renfro
3. Jonathan Brandis
4. Anna Chlumsky
5. Ben Savage
6. Macaulay Culkin
7. Corey Feldman
8. Danielle Harris
9. Lucas Haas
10. Corey Haim R.I.P.
brewsky99
brewsky99 at 07:41 AM Aug 12

sad thing you have to add a couple more R.I.P

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My Favorite Actors Who Also Direct And My Favorite Film They Directed

George
1. Clint Eastwood- Mystic River
2. George Clooney- Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind
3. David Schwimmer- Run Fatboy Run
4. Sean Penn- The Pledge
5. Ben Affleck- Gone Baby Gone
6. Mel Gibson- Apocalypto
7. Kevin Costner- Dances With Wolves
8. Bob Saget- Dirty Work
9. Denzel Washington- Antwone Fisher
10. Ben Stiller- Zoolander
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My Favorite Director And Actor Collaborations

Bale2
1. Kevin Smith/Ben Affleck-- Mallrats-Chasing Amy-Dogma
2. Christopher Nolan/Christian Bale-- Batman Begins-The Dark Knight-The Prestige
3. James Cameron/Bill Paxton-- The Terminator-Aliens-True Lies
4. Danny Boyle/Ewan Magregor-- Shallow Grave-Trainspotting
5. David Fincher/Brad Pitt-- Se7en-Fight Club-The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
6. Paul Thomas Anderson/Phillip Seymour Hoffman-- Boogie Nights-Magnolia-Hard Eight
7. Spike Lee/Denzel Washington-- He Got Game-Inside Man-Malcom X
8. Guy Ritchie/Jason Statham-- Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels-Snatch-Revolver
9. Ridley Scott/Russell Crowe-- Gladiator-American Gangster-Robin Hood-Body Of Lies
10. Robert Rodriguez/Salma Hayek-- Desparado-Once Upon A Time In Mexico-The Faculty-From Dusk Til Dawn
11. Quentin Tarintino/Samuel L. Jackson-- Pulp Fiction-Jackie Brown-Kill Bill Vol.2
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:07 AM Aug 12

Oh I see, you were only putting the collaborations you enjoyed in the list. I thought you were just listing their collaborations. Never mind then.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:10 AM Aug 12

Hey, I made a list like this not too long ago too! - http://www.moviefancentral.com/yoshiokun13/top10s/3262

Nice.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 07:47 AM Aug 12

Just adding to VitamanMan8 Cronenberg and Mortensen just are cranking them out with A Dangerous Method and Eastern Promises 2 out in the next couple of years.

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My Favorite Movie Websites

Joblo
1. moviefancentral.com
2. joblo.com
3. comingsoon.net
4. imdb.com
5. aintitcool.com
6. shocktilyoudrop.com
7. superherohype.com
8. videodetective.com
9. simplemoviereview.com
10. hollywood.com
11. I am also a sucker for TMZ.com
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 02:00 AM Aug 12

Have no idea what that even is lol

randychico
randychico at 02:08 AM Aug 12

You must fight the urge to go look for it haha, lets keep it that way...

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 04:57 AM Aug 12

For me it begins, and ends, with JoBlo.com........and all sub-networks connected to it!

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My Favorite Video Games Not Based On Movies

Solid
1. Grand Theft Auto (All of them I love. Even the shitty ones on the PSP)
2. Mass Effect (1 & 2)
3. Need For Speed: Most Wanted
4. Fable (1 & 2)
5. ICO
6. Assassin's Creed
7. True Crime (L.A. And New York)
8. Spore
9. Tiger Woods (I Still Have My First One... I Love Them)
10. Metal Gear Solid (From NES To PS3)
11. Spyro The Dragon (They all fucking rule)
12. Final Fantasy: Most Of Them Anyway
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Some More Of My Favorite Movie Based Video Games

Dark
1. The Chronicles Of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay
2. The Chronicles Of Riddick: Dark Athena
3. The Warriors
4. The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
5. Ghostbusters: The Videogame
6. Aladdin (SNES)
7. Dick Tracy (Sega Genesis)
8. Scarface: The World Is Yours
9. The Godfather
10. Goldeneys 007 (N64)
threezy
threezy at 01:28 AM Aug 12

I have always wanted to play those Riddick games, for I have always heard how great they are. #4 n #5 r awesome! N of course 007, who didn't love that one?

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 04:46 AM Aug 12

You can check out my recently posted Arcade and video games lists, but here are mine:

Aliens (ARCADE)
Alien 3: The Gun (ARCADE)
Alien 3 (SNES)
Batman (ARCADE)
Batman Returns (SNES)
Robocop (ARCADE)
Superman (ARCADE)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (ARCADE)

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My Favorite Star Wars Video Games

Teris
1. Star Wars: Force Unleashed
2. Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
3. Star Wars: Racer Revenge (PS2)
4. Star Wars Galaxies (PC)
5. Super Star Wars (SNES)
6. Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic (1 & 2)
7. Star Wars: Shadows Of The Empire (N64)
8. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
9. Star Wars: Bounty Hunter
10. Star Wars: Masters Of Teris Kasi
threezy
threezy at 01:12 AM Aug 12

I would totally have the pod racing game on a list of my own.

nerd85
nerd85 at 08:59 AM Aug 12

I used to love Jedi Power Battles, Dark Forces and Rebel Assault...the good ol' days.

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My Favorite Video Games With Comic Book Characters

Lego
1. Marvel Ultimate Alliance (1 & 2)
2. Batman: Arkham Asylum
3. Lego Batman: The Videogame
4. Ultimate Spider-Man
5. Spider-Man 2
6. Spider-Man (PS1)
7. Maximim Carnage (SNES)
8. Mortal Kombat VS. DC
9. Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
10. X-Men Legends
11. The Punisher (It's only here for the bad ass interrogations you can do)
threezy
threezy at 01:13 AM Aug 12

The Punisher game was awesome because of those interrogations, hot damn it was fun. The shark one and I think the part where the bust outta the coffin at the funeral were my two favorite parts. But that game was so fun, Lego Batman is awesome too!!!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 01:24 AM Aug 12

The Punisher Game kicked ass and it was cool that Thomas Jane did the voice. HULK Ultimate Destruction was Badass too, I loved that you could surf buses and throw missles like darts.

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My Favorite Disney Movies (Pixar)

Incredibles
1. The Incredibles
2. Monsters Inc.
3. Toy Story
4. Cars
5. Toy Story 3
6. A Bug's Life
7. Finding Nemo
8. Wall-E
9. Up
10. Toy Story 2
BLove78
BLove78 at 12:46 PM Aug 11

Good list. Cars wouldn't be as high on mine and would definitely not be before Finding Nemo. Totally agree with your #1 choice!

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My Favorite Disney Movies (Traditional Animation)

Black
1. The Black Cauldron
2. Lilo And Stitch
3. Tarzan
4. Hercules
5. Robin Hood
6. The Great Mouse Detective
7. Aladdin
8. Treasure Planet
9. The Rescuers
10. Aladdin: The Return Of Jafar
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 12:00 PM Aug 11

I used to watch Tarzan and Hercules every day when I was younger. Cool list !

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My Favorite "Adult" Cartoons (inspired by threezy)

Spawn
1. HBO's Spawn
2. Robot Chicken
3. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
4. Duckman
5. Family Guy
6. South Park
7. The Oblongs
8. Metalocalypse
9. Celebrity Death Match
10. Drawn Together
threezy
threezy at 01:41 AM Aug 11

Never saw Spawn, but that pic looks pretty bad ass. The Oblongs is a late night gem, just one of those late night shows I think I would only laugh at, at night. 8 and 9, YES!!!

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Kid's Cartoons I Still Watch (Inspired Once More By threezy)

X
1. Batman: The Animated Series
2. The Batman
3. Spiderman: The Animated Series
4. X-Men: The Animated Series
5. Spongebob SquarePants
6. ThunderCats
7. Master's Of The Universe
8. Biker Mice From Mars
9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
10. Transformers
threezy
threezy at 01:39 AM Aug 11

Biker Mice From Mars

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 02:04 AM Aug 11

GREAT list...I think I'm going to have to steel this one from you ^_^

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My Favorite Hugh Jackman Movies

Hugh
1. X2
2. The Prestige
3. X-Men
4. Deception
5. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
6. Swordfish
7. Flushed Away
8. X-Men: The Last Stand
9. Van Helsing
10. The Fountain
threezy
threezy at 12:50 AM Aug 11

I still don't understand 1/3 of The Fountain.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 01:14 AM Aug 11

My wife loves it and has spent so much time talking to me about it. Once I got it, which took three viewings or so, it really is a love story for the ages.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 02:04 AM Aug 11

The Fountain is spectacular. My parents both fell asleep when we watched it but I was so caught up in the power of what I was seeing... I bought it the next day and watched it twice more. LOVE It.

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My Favorite Rosario Dawson Movies

Ros
1. Clerks II
2. Kids
3. Death Proof
4. Sin City
5. Shattered Glass
6. Killshot
7. The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto
8. A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints
9. The Rundown
10. Alexander
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My Favorite Kate Beckinsale Movies

Kate
1. Underworld
2. Underworld : Evolution
3. Vacancy
4. The Aviator
5. Click
6. Laurel Canyon
7. Nothing But The Truth
8. Everyboy's Fine
9. Van Helsing
10. Pearl Harbor
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My Favorite Benicio Del Toro Movies

Toro
1. The Usual Suspects
2. The Hunted
3. The Way Of The Gun
4. Traffic
5. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
6. Sin City
7. Snatch
8. 21 Grams
9. The Pledge
10. The Fan
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My Favorite Tommy Lee Jones Movies

Jones
1. The Hunted
2. The Fugitive
3. Natural Born Killers
4. Space Cowboys
5. Double Jeopardy
6. U.S. Marshals
7. Rules Of Engagement
8. Men In Black
9. No Country For Old Men
10. The Client
threezy
threezy at 10:32 PM Aug 10

I've seen 3 of these lol, I guess I need to check out some more TLJ movies stat!

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 10:39 PM Aug 10

The Hunted is one of the best movies EVER...........

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My Favorite Wesley Snipes Movies

Blade
1. Blade
2. Demolition Man
3. Blade II
4. Passenger 57
5. U.S. Marshals
6. The Art Of War
7. White Men Can't Jump
8. The Fan
9. Liberty Stands Still
10. Sugar Hill
threezy
threezy at 10:32 PM Aug 10

Just caught Demolition Man recently for the first time, and that movie rocked. It just has 90's stamped all over it.

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My Favorite Kurt Russell Movies

Snake
1. Breakdown
2. Dark Blue
3. Backdraft
4. StarGate
5. Executive Decision
6. Soldier
7. Tombstone
8. Death Proof
9. Tango & Cash
10. Escape From New York
threezy
threezy at 10:47 PM Aug 10

I just watched Used Cars last week! Pretty funny little flick, had never heard of it before.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 10:48 PM Aug 10

Seen Mean Season and Used Cars, did not like either. I don't watch anything Elvis.... EVER

Kevin Smith fan
Kevin Smith fan at 11:03 PM Aug 10

The Thing?!

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My Favorite Brendan Fraser Movies

Gods
1. Crash
2. The Mummy
3. Encino Man
4. The Air I Breathe
5. The Mummy Returns
6. Airheads
7. With Honors
8. Glory Daze
9. Gods And Monsters
10. School Ties
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 04:05 PM Aug 10

Ughh... I hate Crash.

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My Favorite Pauly Shore Movies

Shore
1. Encino Man
2. Bio Dome
3. Son In Law
4. In The Army Now
5. Jury Duty
6. Pauly Shore Is Dead
7. A Goofy Movie
8. An Extremely Goofy Movie
9. He is due for a comeback after Pauly Shore is dead.
10. So Funny
Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 02:26 PM Aug 10

The very fact Pauly Shore inspires a top ten makes me laugh.

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My Favorite Daniel, William, And Stephen Baldwin Movies

Baldwins
1. Vampires (Daniel)
2. The Usual Suspects (Stephen)
3. Half Baked (Stephen)
4. Justice League: Crisis On Two Earths (William)
5. Backdraft (William)
6. Bio-Dome (Stephen)
7. Mullholland Falls (Daniel)
8. Dead Awake (Stephen)
9. Forgetting Sarah Marshall (William)
10. Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man (Daniel)
threezy
threezy at 01:08 PM Aug 10

LOL! I was going to ask on the Alec one if you were gonna do Billy and Stephen. And what do you know, you do it anyways. AWESOME list!!!

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My Favorite Alec Baldwin Movies

Baldwin
1. Suburban Girl
2. The Getaway
3. The Edge
4. The Good Shepherd
5. The Aviator
6. My Best Friend's Girl
7. The Cooler
8. Ghosts Of Mississippi
9. Hunt For The Red October
10. The Shadow
brewsky99
brewsky99 at 01:43 PM Aug 10

Check out Married to the Mob and Miami Blues i gather you haven't seen them but what about Beetlejuice.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 08:58 PM Aug 10

The DARTH hates Beetlejuice. He's anti-Tim Burton.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 09:43 PM Aug 10

@brewsky99 I have seen Married to the Mob... It left no impression on me. And yes I am a Burton Hater...

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My Favorite Djimon Hounsou Movies

Blood
1. Gladiator
2. Amistad
3. Blood Diamond
4. Constantine
5. The Island
6. StarGate
7. Deep Rising
8. Push
9. Eragon
10. Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life
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My Favorite Sean Penn Movies

Sean
1. Carlito's Way
2. Mystic River
3. The Game
4. 21 Grams
5. Dead Man Walking
6. The Thin Red Line
7. Fast Times At Ridgemont High
8. Colors
9. The Interpreter
10. All The King's Men
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My Favorite Kevin Bacon Movies

Hollow
1. Hollow Man
2. Stir Of Echoes
3. Death Sentence
4. Mystic River
5. Frost/Nixon
6. Sleepers
7. Trapped
8. Apollo 13
9. Wild Things
10. Murder In The First
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My Favorite Jeremy And Jason London Movies

London
1. Dazed And Confused (Jason)
2. Mallrats (Jeremy)
3. Out Cold (Jason)
4. Killer Movie (Jason)
5. Poor White Trash (Jason)
6. The Babysitter (Jeremy)
7. Gods And General's (Jeremy)
8. The Terminators (Jeremy)
9. The Prophecy: Uprising (Jason)
10. The Descendant (Jeremy)
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My Favorite Joe Pantoliano Movies

Matrix
1. Memento
2. The Matrix
3. The Fugitive
4. Empire Of The Sun
5. Daredevil
6. The Goonies
7. U.S. Marshal's
8. Bad Boys
9. Risky Business
10. Bad Boys II
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 02:19 AM Aug 10

LA BAMBA!

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My Favorite David Morse Movies

Morse
1. The Hurt Locker
2. The Green Mile
3. Disturbia
4. 16 Blocks
5. Proof Of Life
6. The Negotiator
7. 12 Monkey's
8. The Getaway
9. The Rock
10. Bait
11. I Loved The Long Kiss Goodnight But He Was Only In It For A Few Minutes
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My Favorite T.V. Characters (Live Action) Based On A Great Idea By threezy

Nip-tuck-nip-tuck-220115_1024_768
1. Jackson "Jax" Teller (Sons Of Anarchy)
2. Sam And Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
3. Buffy Summers (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
4. Sean McNamara And Christian Troy (nip/tuck)
5. Vic Mackey (The Shield)
6. Jack Bauer (24)
7. Nancy Botwin (Weeds)
8. Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
9. Kate Austen (Lost)
10. Augustas Hill (OZ)
threezy
threezy at 12:16 PM Aug 10

The Nip/Tuck guys were some characters I wasn't sure about having on my list or not, but nice add! And cool list!!! Gotta love Nancy!

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My Favorite Richard Linklater Movies

Scanner
1. Dazed And Confused
2. School Of Rock
3. A Scanner Darkly
4. Fast Food Nation
5. Slacker
6. Bad News Bears
7. Before Subrise
8. Suburbia
9. The Newton Boys
10. Waking Life
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 10:51 PM Aug 09

I loved Waking Life. I think its one of my favorite movies of all-time, Cool list Joeker !

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My Favorite Milla Jovovich

Milla
1. The Fifth Element
2. Dazed And Confused
3. Resident Evil
4. Chaplin
5. Zoolander
6. Resident Evil: Extincion
7. He Got Game
8. .45
9. A Perfect Getaway
10. Ultraviolet
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My Favorite Will Patton Flicks

Will
1. Fled
2. Armageddon
3. Gone In Sixty Seconds
4. Remember The Titans
5. The Punisher
6. Brooklyn's Finest
7. A Mighty Heart
8. The Mothman Prophecies
9. Copycat
10. The Client
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My Bucket List

Smg4
1. Roleplay with Sarah Michelle Gellar. She is a naughty vampire who needs a good "staking".
2. Meet George Lucas and ask him two question: "What the fuck were you thinking with Jar Jar?" and "Did you know that Luke and Leia were brother and sister when you had them kiss?"
3. Get yelled at by Christian Bale for intruding on a real suspnsful moment he is trying to film.
4. Beg and plead with Kevin Smith until he agrees to make another film with Jay and Silent Bob.
5. "Help" Uwe Boll commit suicide by drowning in a large bowl of shit.
6. Slap Eva Mendes as hard as I can on her ass. That would probably get me arrested for sexual misconduct or something so.....
7. Take Wushu lessons from Jet Li and Andy Lau so I can get out of prison without someone taking my cocktail fruit.
8. Hang out with Jonathan Davis from KoRn and get baked and talk about why the hell he helped Limp Bizkit get a record deal.
9. Meet Seth Green and beg for a job on Robot Chicken.
10. Rob banks until I come up with enough money for a sequel to Serenity.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 02:46 AM Aug 08

I'll supply the shit for #5 I got lead on a massive load comin' in tomorrow morning ;{)

Ocelot_Snake
Ocelot_Snake at 03:19 AM Aug 08

thank you sir for 10

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Star Wars Quotes That Could Be Taken The Wrong Way

Han
1. "You came in that? Your braver than I thought!"
2. "Oh yes, that's very good. I like that ... oh, something's not right because now I can't see."
3. "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."
4. "No it didn't go in, just impacted on the surface!"
5. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
6. "Take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at isn't it?"
7. "I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
8. "Point that thing somewhere else!"
9. "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
10. There's an awful lot of moisture in there."
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:42 AM Aug 08

hahahaha this is absolutely my favorite list.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 09:02 AM Aug 08

haha I think I've seen this before.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:15 PM Aug 08

Haha, I seen this list before as the most unintentionally sexually suggestive SW lines of all-time. Or were they intentional. ^_o

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My Favorite Scientologist Celebrities

Tom
1. Jason Lee
2. John Travolta
3. Michael Pena
4. Tom Cruise
5. Giovanni Ribisi
6. Ethan Suplee
7. Katie Holmes
8. Juliette Lewis
9. Isaac Hayes
10. Nancy Cartwright
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 03:14 AM Aug 07

Cruise has not impressed me since Mission Impossible III. He kind of blows now.

threezy
threezy at 03:15 AM Aug 07

Lovin' this list. Also surprised Cruise is not #1, that's where I'd have him.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 11:43 AM Aug 07

I cannot believe Cruise isn't number one.

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My Favorite Schools In Movies I Would Be Afraid To Attend

Faculty
1. Woodsboro High-Scream
2. Herrington High School-The Faculty
3. Roosevelt Whitney High School-187
4. Calamut Prep School-Red Dawn
5. Hillcrest-Halloween H20
6. Cradle Bay High School-Disturbing Behavior
7. Mayfield High School-Demolition High
8. Columbus University-Higher Learning
9. Century High-Classs Of 1999
10. Carlmont High School-Dangerous Minds
threezy
threezy at 02:02 AM Aug 07

Lol you think of the craziest lists that would take me forever to even dream of. AWesome list!

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 02:35 AM Aug 07

I was thumbing through my movies and saw 187. Gave me the idea lol.

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My Favorite Celebrities Who Committed Suicide Or Accidentally Overdosed

Kurt
1. Kurt Cobain
2. River Phoenix
3. Don Simpson
4. Heath Ledger
5. Hunter S. Thompson
6. Brad Renfro
7. Truman Capote
8. John Belushi
9. Chris Farley
10. Lenny Bruce
threezy
threezy at 01:03 AM Aug 07

Hunter S. and Ledger would be my Top 2, another great list.

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My Favorite Alcoholic's In Movies

Leaving
1. Ben Sanderson (Nicolas Cage)- Leaving Las Vegas
2. Jeffrey Lebowski a.k.a The Dude (Jeff Bridges)- The Big Lebowski
3. Creasy (Denzel Washington)- Man On Fire
4. Doyle Gipson (Samuel L. Jackson)- Changing Lanes
5. (Billy Bob Thorton)- Bad Santa
6. John Hancock (Will Smith)- Hancock
7. Hank Chinaski (Matt Dillon)- Factotum
8. John Blutarsky (John Belushi)- Animal House
9. Alice Green (Meg Ryan)- When A Man Loves A Woman
10. Henry Chinaski (Mickey Rourke)- Barfly
threezy
threezy at 12:40 AM Aug 07

My alchy sense is tingling, I feel that a big alcoholic is missing. But I could be mistaken, lol. Sweet list!

Derek237
Derek237 at 01:07 AM Aug 07

No love for Arthur?

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My Favorite James Caan Films

Way
1. The Godfather
2. Misery
3. The Godfather Part II
4. RollerBall
5. Elf
6. Alien Nation
7. The Way Of The Gun
8. Bulletproof
9. The Yards
10. The Program
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My Star Wars DVD's In The Order I Love Them

Achbar
1. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back- 2 Disc Limited Edition
2. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
3. Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi- 2 Disc Limited Edition
4. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope- 2 Disc Limited Edition
5. Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
6. Star Wars Robot Chicken Episode I
7. Star Wars Robot Chicken Episode II
8. Star Wars: Clone Wars Vol. 1 (Micro Series)
9. Star Wars: Clone Wars Vol. 2 (Micro Series)
10. Star Wars: The Clone Wars- 2 Disc Special Edition
11. Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 1
12. Family Guy: Blue Harvest
13. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
14. Empire Of Dreams: The Story Of The Star Wars Trilogy
15. Family Guy: Something, Something, Dark Side
16. R2-D2: Beneath The Dome
17. Ewoks: The Battle For Endor
18. Caravan Of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
19. Star Wars: Droids- The Adventures Of R2-D2 And C3-P0
20. The Story Of Star Wars
21. Star Wars: A Musical Jorney
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:07 AM Aug 07

Been a Star Wars fan all my life. I am one of those Fanboys who goes to the conventions. I don't dress up though... I make my kids lol.

threezy
threezy at 12:14 AM Aug 07

Lol niiice! I have always loved them since I was shown them as a kid, but I didn't grow up with it so. Star Wars rules though, and so does dressing up your kids as your own favorites lol.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 10:39 AM Aug 07

Cool list. I've always been a fan.

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My Favorite Will Ferrell Movies

Jayn
1. Step Brothers
2. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
3. Elf
4. The Other Guys
5. Old School
6. Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgandy
7. Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
8. Sranger Than Fiction
9. Zoolander
10. A Night At The Roxbury
threezy
threezy at 12:44 AM Aug 07

No Ricky Bobby on the list eh?

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 01:04 AM Aug 07

Hated that and Blades Of Glory.

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My Favorite Mark Wahlberg Movies

Hit
1. The Big Hit
2. Boogie Nights
3. Three Kings
4. The Departed
5. We Own The Night
6. The Other Guys
7. Rock Star
8. The Perfect Storm
9. Shooter
10. The Italian Job
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My Favorite Bands And Songs

Sls
1. Korn- It's On-- Camel Song-- Pretty-- Clown-- Sonebody Someone-- Ball Tongue-- Pop A Pill
2. Killswitch Engage- Holy Diver-- As Daylight Dies-- My Curse-- When Darkness Falls-- World Ablaze-- Let The Bridges Burn
3. Five Finger Death Punch- Hate Me-- Burn It Down-- Meet The Monster-- Dying Breed-- Bad Company
4. Ill Nino- This Time's For Real-- God Save Us-- When It Cuts-- No Mas Control-- Predisposed
5. Sonic Syndicate- Damage Control-- Power Shift-- Ruin-- Aftermath-- Jack Of Diamonds-- Only Inhuman
6. MushroomHead- Solitaire Unraveling-- 12 Hundred-- Simple Survival-- Sun Doesn't Rise-- 43-- Xeroxed
7. Straight Line Stitch- Silver Lining-- Fall To Red-- Remission-- Broken Wrist-- Adult Cinema-- Razor Blade Smile
8. Lamb Of God- Redneck-- Again We Rise-- Requiem-- Another Nail For Your Coffin-- Pathetic
9. Tool- Hooker With A Penis-- The Pot-- Stink Fist-- Sober-- Comfortably Numb-- Lateralus
10. Atreyu- Her Portrait In Black-- Bleeding Mascara-- Ex's And Oh's-- Dilated-- Black Days Begin-- Gallows-- You Give Love A Bad Name-- Lip Gloss And Black
11. Deftones- Back To School-- Hexagram-- My Own Summer-- Change (In The House Of Flies)-- Elite-- Digital Bath
12. DevilDriver- I Could Care Less-- Digging Up The Corpses-- Guilty As Sin-- Bound By The Moon-- Pray For Villains-- The Axe Shall Fall
13. Shadows Fall- The Light That Blinds-- Redemption-- Still I Rise-- Deadworld-- The Power Of I And I-- Venomous
14. Slipknot- My Plague-- Pulse Of The Maggots-- Spit It Out-- I Am Hated-- Duality-- Before I Forget
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My Favorite Sarah Michelle Gellar Movies

Sarah
1. Cruel Intentions
2. Harvard Man
3. Southland Tales
4. Scream 2
5. TMNT
6. Possession
7. The Return
8. Veronika Decides To Die
9. I Know What You Did Last Summer
10. The Grudge
11. I Have To Add: Buffy The Vampire Slayer- I Love And Still Watch It To This Day. Amazing Amazing Show.
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My Favorite Russell Crowe

Crowe
1. Gladiator
2. American Gangster
3. A Beautiful Mind
4. 3:10 To Yuma
5. L.A. Confidential
6. Virtuosity
7. Body Of Lies
8. State Of Play
9. The Insider
10. The Quick And The Dead
brewsky99
brewsky99 at 10:59 AM Aug 06

I could never do a Russell Crowe top ten without adding Romper Stomper its the film which got him work in the states and where is Cinderella Man .

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:32 PM Aug 06

Romper Stomper was overrated I thought, it was good but not a fav. I fucking Hated Cinderella Man with a passion.

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My Favorite Eva Mendes Movies

Original
1. We Own The Night
2. Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans
3. Training Day
4. Once Upon A Time In Mexico
5. Out Of Time
6. 2 Fast 2 Furious
7. Stuck On You
8. Hitch
9. All About The Benjamins
10. Ghost Rider (The only reason it is here is because it is better than The Spirit, Ghost Rider still sucks huge aids infected ball sacks)
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 07:35 AM Aug 06

EVA!

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Who Played It Best?

Clark
1. Batman: Adam West-Michael Keaton- Val Kilmer- George Clooney- Christian Bale-- My Pick: No doubt with this one it's Christian Bale
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Alec Guiness- Ewan McGregor-- My Pick: Don't get me wrong Alec Guiness was cool, but in Revenge Of The Sith Ewan kicked some ass and did it with style.
3. The Punisher: Dolph Lundgren- Tom Jane- Ray Stevensom-- My Pick: It's close between Tom and Ray but I have to go with Ray. His Frank Castle was grittier and more fun to watch.
4. Lestat: Tom Cruise- Stuart Townsend-- My Pick: Tom Cruise was phenomenol as Lestat. Had me laughing and gasping in delight. Stuart is in no way a good Lestat. His portrayal had none of the charm of Tom's.
5. Freddy Krueger: Robert Englund- Jackie Earle Haley-- No questions, Robert is Freddy. I can still watch New Nightmare and be terrified thinking about if the Springwood Slasher can get into my dreams. I also love how Robert could make you laugh at the most horrible death scenes.
6. Bruce Banner/Hulk: Bill Bixby- Eric Bana- Edward Norton-- My Pick: Edward Norton was great. I bought everything about his Bruce Banner, his anger, his desire to rid himself of his curse. I pray to the movie gods Mark Ruffalo will end up not being Hulk so Norton can play the role.
7. Shaft: Richard Roundtree- Samuel L. Jackson-- My Pick: I Love Roundtree as Shaft, he was funny and such a bad motherfucker, then I saw Sam who is the mere definition of the word BAD MOTHERFUCKER. His version of Shaft blew me away, and it did not hurt that Christian Bale was the man butting heads with him.
8. Superman: George Reeves- Christopher Reeves- Dean Cain- Tom Welling- Brandon Routh-- Oh Boy! This is a big one. Superman is one of the greatest comic creations ever. George Reeves did wonders with the Man Of Steel. Christopher Reeves is who most people think of when they think Superman. I know before typing this it's the unpopular vote, but my pick is Welling from Smallville. The show, from it's third season on got better and BETTER. Welling is a great actor, the best to play Superman. I must say I will be sad to see the show end.
9. The Joker: Cesar Romero- Jack Nicholson- Heath Ledger-- By far the easiest choice on the list, Heath was brilliant in his incarnation of the Clown Prince Of Crime. Funny and psychotic in equal amounts. The disappearing pencil trick was just fucking awesome.
10. Perseus: Harry Hamlin- Sam Worthington-- I loved both versions of Clash Of The Titans. Harry was a little to wimpy for the role I think. Sam Worthington kicked ass and took names. The new Clash is underrated as hell. It was fun as shit to watch and the story is the stuff of legends. Ultimate good vs. evil. The story was a little lacking yes, but so was the originals... At least in the reboot we did not have to suffer the mechanical owl, or the stupid fucking love plot after him knowing Andromeda for five minutes. It's good fun mindless kick ass entertainment.
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:20 PM Aug 05

Everyone who said Sammy J was a better Shaft is smoking fucking crack

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:48 AM Aug 06

@The Changes23- I Have seen three Bond films, Die Another Day, Casino Royale, and Quantum Of Solace. Never been into Bond. The old ones especially look boring to me.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 07:15 AM Aug 06

What does a movie have to do to hold your attention? You seem to get bored a lot.

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My Least Favorite Movies Of 2006

Little
1. The Marine
2. The Grudge 2
3. The Fountain
4. Stranger Than Fiction
5. The Covenant
6. School For Scoundrels
7. Beerfest
8. Night At The Museum
9. See No Evil
10. Little Man
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my Favorite Movies Of 2006

Vfor
1. Clerks II
2. Running Scared
3. Underworld: Evolution
4. The Daparted
5. The Prestige
6. The Hills Have Eyes
7. V For Vendetta
8. Thank You For Smoking
9. Mission Impossible III
10. Lucky Number Slevin
11. United 93
12. The Descent
13. The Illusionist
14. Hollywoodland
15. Slither
16. Hostel
17. Harsh Times
18. Blood Diamond
19. Pan's Labyrinth
20. Children Of Men
Ocelot_Snake
Ocelot_Snake at 12:32 AM Aug 05

I have 8 of those, good year

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My Favorite Movie Bad Asses Ever

Lee
1. Liu Jian (Kiss Of The Dragon
2. El Mariachi (Desparado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico)
3. Paul Kersey (Death Wish)
4. John McClane (Die Hard series)
5. Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill)
6. John Rambo
7. Lee (Enter The Dragon)
8. Mad Max
9. Frank Martin (Transporter series)
10. Leito (District B-13)
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Actors And Actress' I Try My Hardest To Avoid In Films

Ughs
1. Mena Suvari- The ONE and only exception obviusly being American Beauty. The Musketeer and Saving Silverman and Day Of The Dead remake are just a few of her shitty movie classics.
2. Steven Seagal- Wow, I just watched one of his Direct To DVD films and he is fat as shit. I mildly enjoyed Under Siege, but the dude, despite being a martial arts maestro, cannot act for shit.
3. Chris Klein- He is the epitome of bad acting. You could put him right smack in the middle of a bad ass Christopher Nolan movie and your mind would shift from the awesomeness on screen to how fucking retarded Chris Klein is. I CANNOT STAND HIM. Election is the only film I have of his I like. Broderick stole that damn movie.
4. Cameron Diaz- I hate everything I have ever seen her in except for Being John Malkovich. Charlie's Angels' and Something About Mary are horrid movies I regret spending my hard earned drug money on.
5. Halle Berry- Yes she was Storm in one of the best two comic book film adaptions ever, but what else? She fucked Billy Bob and that's the only reason why we talk Monster's Ball. She showed us her beautiful tits in Swordfish and people still hate that piece of shite. So that brings us to what? Catwoman. The Flintstones. Perfect Stranger. All BAD BAD BAD movies.
6. Paul Walker- He has done one good film to date, and that is called Running Scared, it's one of the best modern mob movies I have ever seen. Other than that all he has to show is Timeline and Fast And The Furious which ran out of fuel three movies ago.
7. John Cena- 12 Rounds and The Marine.... Need I say more? I don't watch wrestling, have nothing against it, it's just not my bag. Having said that, I hope he is a better wrestler than he is an actor. If not.... Glad I don't watch.
8. Meg Ryan- She is so overrated. I admit I hate romantic comedies, but even seeing her fuck during In The Cut was not enough to make me like her. You've Got Mail was awful. Against The Ropes made me laugh whenever they were having serious moments. She just blows.
9. Jennifer Lopez- Her big ass is the only talented thing about her. The Cell was watchable but not great, Enough was absurd with her going all Pink Ranger on Jesus. Maid In Manhattan was the all time low for me. Worse than god awful Gigli.
10. Eddie Murphy- I hate putting this. I love Beverly Hills Cop Trilogy and Coming To America. He fucked up and he fucked up bad. Starting with Nutty Professor and going into Meet Dave. He is such a funny dude. Why oh why did he have to go G Rated family friendly after getting caught with the transexual hooker. I miss old Eddie...
Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 04:27 AM Aug 05

Sucky movies or not? Halle Berry's body and face is always worth a gander. Same for JLo! Eddie Murphy,never understood all the hype anyway?

The Fourth Wall
The Fourth Wall at 05:41 PM Aug 05

I would throw in Michael Cera in that last, but I will happily retract that if Scott Pilgrim is as good as people say.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:28 PM Aug 08

Menu Suvari isn't in Saving Silverman

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My Least Favorite Movies Of 2007

Epic
1. Spider-Man 3
2. National Treasure: Book Of Secrets
3. Hannibal Rising
4. Ghost Rider
5. The Number 23
6. 1408
7. Next
8. Epic Movie
9. Norbit
10. Who's Your Caddy
randychico
randychico at 07:33 PM Aug 04

Wow.. this sure was a shitty year... No matter how disappointing I was with Spiderman 3 I woulnd't put it in #1 above such crap as Epic Movie...

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My Favorite Movies Of 2007

300_movie_3
1. Rescue Dawn
2. 28 Weeks Later
3. 300
4. Shooter
5. Smokin' Aces
6. Transformers
7. Alpha Dog
8. Sunshine
9. Pathfinder
10. The Reaping
11. The Bourne Ultimatum
12. Superbad
13. Halloween
14. 3:10 To Yuma
15. The Mist
16. 30 Days Of Night
17. There Will Be Blood
18. American Gangster
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My Least Favorite Films Of 2008

Movies
1. In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
2. Meet The Spartans
3. Superhero Movie
4. One Missed Call
5. Don't Mess With Zohan
6. Shutter
7. Baby Mama
8. The Eye
9. The Love Guru
10. Prom Night
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My Favorite Films Of 2008

Incrediblehulk-wallpaper-2
1. The Dark Knight
2. Cloverfield
3. The Incredible Hulk
4. Rambo
5. Iron Man
6. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
7. Street Kings
8. Death Race
9. Religulous
10. Step Brothers
11. The Wrestler
12. Role Models
13. Zach And Miri Make A Porno
14. Valkyrie
15. Gran Torino
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 06:49 PM Aug 04

2008 was a great year for summer movies.

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My Least Favorite Films Of 2009

12r
1. 12 Rounds
2. The Uninvited
3. Fired Up
4. Coraline
5. The Unborn
6. Dance Flick
7. Notorious
8. The Soloist
9. Observe And Report
10. Land Of The Lost
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 06:44 PM Aug 04

I have seen it. One of my tartan asian extreme movies

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:22 PM Aug 04

Observe and Report is one of the most misunderstood movies of all time. I absolutely love it. Also, Coraline was great.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:22 PM Aug 04

Observe And Report was not misunderstood lol. It was awful. And EVERYONE I know loved Coraline. Bored me to tears.

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My Favorite Movies Of 2009

Watchmen-movie
1. Watchmen
2. District 9
3. Sherlock Holmes
4. Taken
5. Push
6. Fanboys
7. Star Trek
8. Public Enemies
9. Thirst
10. Law Abiding Citizen
11. Gamer
12. Ninja Assassin
13. Avatar
14. The Road
15. Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 06:38 PM Aug 04

Nice to see some Thirst love. GREAT MOVIE

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:23 PM Aug 04

You're not much of an "oscar-movie" guy, are you?

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:23 PM Aug 04

Nope. Mindless explosions and gratuitous nudity is more my thing.

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My Favorite Chuck Norris Movies

Norris
1. Missing In Action
2. Invasion U.S.A.
3. Braddock: Missing In Action III
4. Hellbound
5. Sidekicks
6. The Delta Force
7. The Octagon
8. Code Of Silence
9. The Hitman
10. Top Dog
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My Favorite "Facts" About Chuck Norris

Chuck
1. They once made Chuck Norris Toilet Paper. Only problem was it did not take shit from anyone.
2. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never been a bitch and cried.
3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep everynight, he checks under his bed and his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
5. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
8. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
9. Chuck Norris never wet his bed. The bed wet itself out of fear for Chuck Norris.
10. If at first you don't succeed, your not Chuck Norris.
11. Count from 1 to 10... That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill 47 times.
The Fourth Wall
The Fourth Wall at 06:55 PM Aug 04

Loving #6

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 09:16 PM Aug 04

Asteroids didn't wipe out the Dinosaurs, Chuck Norris did.

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:55 AM Aug 05

I love #8.

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People I Would Terrorize If I Was A Poltergeist

Carrot
1. Uwe Boll- I fucking hate every last film he has done. I would tie him up to a chair, cut off his eyelids and make him watch House Of The Dead until he died.
2. Carrot Top - Fuck he sucks so bad. I want to take his Ronald McDonald hair, put it in a blender and give him an ultimatum: Make my poltergeisty ass laugh or I am going to turn the blender on.
3. Emeril - BAM!!! BAM!!!! So annoying. He stole that from Pebbles any damn way. I would terrorize him by bamming his head into mirrors throughout his house.
4. Ke$ha - How in the hell did that bitch get a contract? If I was a poltergeist I would kill William Hung because he is the only person I can think of that sounds worse than she does, and have him sing Ricky Martin to her until she committed suicide.
5. Paris Hilton - Heard she has a new album soon. I would just shove a microphone up her ass so we could see more of her than we did in A Night In Paris.
6. Kim Jong Il - Evil fucking douche deserves no mercy. If I was a poltergeist I would kill the shit out of him in the most painful way possible.
7. Vern Troyer - I HATE HIM SO MUCH. If I was a poltergeist I would hold stuff like water and food just out of his reach until he dehydrated and died.
8. Chris Klein - He makes Keanu look like Gary Oldman. Not one movie with him in it I think he had any talent. I would smother him with his nasty crusty Hello Kitty boxers.
9. Fran Drescher - That laugh of hers drives me INSANE. Ripping out her tongue and putting bleach down her throat seems to nice.
10. Mel Gibson - I would not kill him. I would tell him I was God and to stop hating other races. Also to make another Lethal Weapon. And no hitting wives. Bad Mel Gibson. BAD!!!!
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 06:25 AM Aug 04

Um, if I was a poltergeist I think I would be haunting Katy Perry's backstage dressing room right about now.

AND Mary Elizabeth Winstead's, Eliza Dushku's, Jennifer Connolly's, Evangeline Lilly's, Christina Hendrick's, Grace Park's, Anna Paquin's, Mila Kunis', Kristen Bell's, Anna Kendrick's, Ashley Greene's, Ellen Page's, Zooey Deschanel's.....

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 03:08 PM Aug 04

The answer to #4 is - 8===D o:

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People I Would Make A Vampire If I Could

Anna
1. Jonathan Davis -A world without KoRn is no world I want to live in. Especially after how bad ass their new album is. It's their best since Issues.
2. Kevin Smith- I would grant him immortality if he swore he would start making Jay and Silent Bob films again. I would make him bite Mewes though, after watching An Evening With Kevin Smith I don't want my mouth anywhere near the man-whore.
3. Christopher Nolan- No way would I want to live forever and not have a new Christoper Nolan movie rock my world every year. Dude is a genius and whenever I want something mind blowing to watch all I have to do is pick up one of his incredible movies.
4. Bill Gates- Just wanna make sure that technology continues its progression. He is the ultimate geek, therefore most important to my immortal survival.
5. Anna Paquin - Do I really need a reason? Ok Fine. Ummmmmm..... I bet she knows how to read and do math.
6. Steven King - The man is my undisputed favorite writer ever. As many bad books as he has done, he has done ten times that many incredible charector driven epics. Anyone who doubts this needs to read The Stand and Eyes Of The Dragon.
7. George Lucas - Maybe if he is immortal and is bored long enough he will do Episodes VII and on. I would be willing to wait a few centuries provided it was better than The Phantom Menace.
8. Steven Spielberg - Another director who has a tremendous track record. Can't say shit about Schindler or Ryan. The man is a mad genius behind the lens, from the small to the big blockbuster
9. John Williams - True movie fans know the music in a film is almost as important as having the right actors, directors, etc. Music sets the mood and no one delivers the mood like John. He is the master of movie scoring and I would want him around to do the music for Episode VII.
10. Christian Bale - I can and do watch anything with this dude....and I am never disappointed. Terminator: Salvation was far from perfect but I'll be damned if Bale was not amazing as always. The Machinist and Harsh Times are both such incredibly deep pieces of work they took multiple viewings on my part to wrap my head around them. If anyone deserves to live forever it's Mr. Bale.
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Movies I Want Desperately To Be Made

Harry
1. Harry Dresden- If you have not read any of the Dresden Files books you are missing out. The show on SYFY did not do these books justice. Dresden is a bad ass motherfucker.
2. Superman Reborn- I read about an idea for a Superman Trilogy that would span his whole life and end with the dying of Earth. Sounds exactly like what the franchise needs to return to it's previous glory.
3. The Dark Tower Movie- I have been hearing rumors that Ron Howard was involved with adapting Steven King's EPIC set of books, Ewan McGregor would be perfect as the Gunslinger.
4. ThunderCats- If ever there was potential for a bad ass live action cartoon adaption it would be ThunderCats. Good mythology. Good blend of heroes and villians.
5. A Daredevil Reboot- I know I am the minority in saying this but, I LOVED Daredevil. The Unrated Director's Cut was amazing. Michael Clarke Duncan would have to come back as Kingpin...He was just spot fucking on.
6. Unbreakable 2- The last great movie by M. Night has so much potential for a follow up. You cannot go wrong with Sam Jackson and Bruce Willis together.
7. Marvel Animated- If I was working for Marvel and I saw the animated movies DC was putting out I would be ashamed and embarassed. Their Hulk animated movies were decent, but no where neat the awesomeness of any of DC's Batman or Superman animated titles. I wanna see some bad ass Blade, Gambit, and Iron Fist. Shit a Bishop or a Cable movie would be just fucking amazing.
8. Hellraiser Reboot- I love Pinhead. Doug sent chills down my spine everytime he talked. Having said that, the story in the first two films are amazing, the effects, not so much. Get Clive Barker to direct this reboot and I could guarantee one of the BEST horror films ever.
9. Star Wars- I would love to see the animated adventures of Luke Leia Han and everyone else from the Original Trilogy. I am a huge fan of the books that take place after Return Of The Jedi starting with The Truce At Bakura. So Many good stories have been told in the Expanded Universe of Star Wars. Would love to see Luke training Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin Solo.
10. Gears Of War- As far as games with a good story Gears Of War is at the top of my very short list. Seeing the Locust Horde on Sera in 3D would be nothing short of Nerdgasmic. Marcus Fenix is a great charector in the game, given the right actor and director he could be as iconic as Ripley.....or Riddick.
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 10:51 AM Aug 04

Gears if War movie would be completely awesome.

The Fourth Wall
The Fourth Wall at 03:23 PM Aug 04

I really dug Daredevil, I thought Bullseye was was great but not enough Kingpin. We could really see some epic Marvel films as well, they barely tapped the avengers well with people like Hawkeye, Ms Marvel, Luke Cage and even adding guys like Spider-man, Daredevil or members of the FF or X-Men.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:35 PM Aug 04

I've always hated that idea for the Superman Trilogy. Ending with the earth dying? Fuck that. And Unbreakable 2 would be a disaster, it's better as a stand alone film.

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Creatures From Movies I Wish I Could Have

Zorg
1. Mogwai (Gremlin's)
2. Wookie (Star Wars)
3. E.T.
4. Taun Taun (Star Wars)
5. Oliphaunt (Lord Of The Rings)
6. Zorg's trunked pet Picasso (The Fifth Element)
7. Ewok (Star Wars)
8. Pegasus (Clash Of The Titans)
9. Raptor (Jurassic Park)
10. Prawn (District 9)
Filmline
Filmline at 04:35 AM Aug 04

Great list!!!

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 10:52 AM Aug 04

lol, cool list man.

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A Few More Things I Am Glad I Learned From Movies

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1. One of the two identical twins you know are evil.
2. Radiation not only causes you mutations, it makes you want to torture and eat young ladies.
3. Honest cops are usually killed by criminal lords a few days before they retire.
4. If I was a cop and got suspended I would continue the working the case because I know I will not get in any trouble for disobeying my "asshole Captain".
5. All cop's have partner's who are their exact opposites.
6. I am secretly in love with my best friend or my other best friend's wife.
7. If there is no pool to jump in from the roof just aim for the dumpster full of nice soft trash bags. Those bags never have glass or needles, just old pillows the retirement center just threw out.
8. There are two types of woman in the world. Those that want you dead. Those that want to fuck you.
9. If I get into a long drawn out fist fight with another human and neither one of us dies we will be new BFF's.
10. Super Villians always have hot daughters who are doctors or scientists and have nothing to do with the evil daddy.
11. If my wife/son/daughter/mother/father/cousin is kidnapped they will undoubtedly be sold as sex slaves in Shanghai.
12. I will always know who is killing everyone. Just have to find the pictures documenting the deaths in the persons garage.
13. If someone keeps calling me and hanging up, the one time I answer by yelling "Who the fuck are you?" it's going to be my mother.
14. If people start dying a year after the same people and I killed someone accidenally, it is connected.
15. If a killer gets in my house, I will not be able to get out my front door so I should run upstairs and hide under a bed. Or in the shower.
16. If a serial killer is wearing a mask, I should try to remove it after knocking him unconsious.
17. My house is probably on an ancient Indian burial ground.
18. My parents probably started a mob and killed a child molestor or murderer or devil worshipper and never told me.
19. If on Halloween my wife leaves to get me a beer and returns with a sheet draped over her body, she is dead.
20. When shooting a monsrous creation I run out of bullets, I should throw the gun at it.
21. Children with red eyes and demonic voices demand my full and undivided attention.
22. Clowns really are fucking evil. All of them. I'm not kidding. Stay the FUCK AWAY FROM CLOWNS. They are no bueno.
BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 05:49 AM Aug 04

Bwahahahahaha, I love #8, that is a good one.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 10:54 AM Aug 04

Cool list.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 03:15 PM Aug 04

#13 is actually true.

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Some More Things I Learned From Movies

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1. Serial killer's and terrorist's for the most part are quite willing to reveal their insidious plans just in the nick of time for the hero to stop them.
2. If and when I decide to bust into song and dance in the street, everyone around me will join in and know the words and the moves.
3. Dog's always seem to know who is bad and will bark and growl at them when they are near.
4. I seem to be the only person who never gets the parking spot right outside the building I am going in.
5. Having a important government or scientist job will make me forget about my kid's birthday's and wedding anniversaries.
6. Everyone else always has exact change when paying for shit. Especially taxis.
7. A single blow to the head can cause amnesia.
8. As long as I have a very very important task at hand, multiple gunshots and knife wounds will not kill me until I am done with the misssion at hand,
9. You can kill anything with a toaster and a puddle of water.
10. If I am in a building that is taken over by terrorists I should hide in the ventilation system. Fucking idiots will never look there and I can get anywhere I want in the building untraced. Oh but I won't be able to find a way out of the building. It will be sealed with an explosive device.
11. If someone or something real bad ass is after me, after I kill it or him, it or him will rise again through sheer force of will and come after me again.
12. If my black friend is with me I am safe from harm when a killing spree starts. Only have to worry when he or she is inevitably killed.
13. As long as there is a pool you can jump off any building of any size.
14. If I find myself surrounded and I run out of bullets, all I have to do is look to my right, and just out of reach will be a perfectly good gun.
15. Seems everyone else can pick a lock with a paper clip but me. Fuck I feel stupid.
16. If my wife dies all I have to do is pound on her chest and scream "Don't you dare die on me". She will then cough, open her eyes, and hug and kiss me.
17. All Chinese people are expert in some form of martial arts.
18. All Native Americans can make me realize a great truth about myself by getting me high as hell and making me sweat.
19. There is always a red wire, a green wire, and a blue wire on any bomb. When the GIANT digitol timer gets to 00:03 all I have to do is close my eyes and cut the red wire. Oh no wait the blue one.
20. If I become a cop and my partner is killed, my boss will have no problem with me exacting revenge on the guy by killing everyone in his gang before destroying a major metropolitian city to find the guy who was responsible.
21. You can always get just far away from a bomb so all it does when it explodes is make you fly in the air and land on your back.
smok3h
smok3h at 03:07 AM Aug 04

haha, great list man. I love #5.

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Things I Learned From Movies

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1. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
2. A dude can get beat the fuck up and not so much as whimper, but when a woman goes to clean his wound, thats when he acts like a little bitch.
3. I am the only person who does not have a loaf of french bread poking out of his paper grocery bag walking down the street.
4. Other people's mom's waste lots of breakfast food by cooking a six course meal in the morning when everyone is running late and has no time to eat it.
5. If a car or truck runs into anything it will explode. No matter fucking what.
6. One match will cast enough light to see 150 feet in front of you.
7. Robbers, murderer's and anyone else who may be shooting at me have horribley bad aim. If I am the good guy I will have no problem dispatching twenty guys with a single magazine.
8. All woman go outside and investigate strange noises in their sexiest lingerie.
9. All cops MUST go to a strip club or visit a pimp when the trail of the murder suspect gets cold.
10. Cats fucking love hiding in closets or drawers and springing out of them when you least expect it.
11. If your being chased, odds are there is a Chinatown and there is a celebration with big paper dragons you can hide under.
12. Anyone can fly a plane provided you are able to talk to the tower control operators.
13. If your stuck on a ship, a base, or any kind of compound there is only one emerrgency radio.
14. If people start dying around you, and you decide to have sex, you are going to die within ten feet of where you fucked.
15. When any government decides to make a virus, they don't worry about a cure. A really smart colllege dropout conspiracy theorist will have to do make it.
16. Lipstick NEVER EVER goes away once you apply it.
17. If you get a busy signal when picking up a telephone hit the cradle switch multiple times as fast as you can while frantically yelling, "Hello. Hello."
18. Serial killers stalking their prey cause heavy rain storms that knock out communications and power.
19. If you are ever in doubt about sommething turn on the T.V. There will be a news bulletin that will explain some important shit to you.
20. If you see people in a wheelchair stay away. A car running from the law is heading right towards them.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 02:38 AM Aug 04

You could have the greatest cell phone ever but if your danger your not gettin' any bars.

Your car could be brand new of the factory line but if a killer is after you it's not gonna start for shit.

After you took out all the Bad Guys by yourself the calvery finally shows up in force.

BigEvil84
BigEvil84 at 02:50 AM Aug 04

Out of the 150 lists that you have made so far, I think I like this one the best.

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My Favorite Chewbacca Quotes

Chew
1. Rowr (A New Hope) Chewie deserved a damn medal!
2. Grrrrr rawr rrr (Revenge Of The Sith)
3. Rooowr (Return Of The Jedi)
4. Rawr (A New Hope)
5. Grar rawr rrrr (Empire Strikes Back)
6. AAAAAAAAAAARGH (Empire Strikes Back)
7. UH uh UH (Empire Strikes Back)
8. Uhh Uhh Uhhh (Return Of The Jedi)
9. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! (A New Hope)
10. Grahhh (Revenge Of The Sith)
lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 02:07 AM Aug 04

haha love it!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:15 AM Aug 04

Personally, I think #3 should be #1 and I would swap #7 and #8.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 11:03 AM Aug 04

Great list man !

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People I Would Cut My Left Nut Off To Meet

Davis
1. George Lucas
2. Jonathan Davis
3. Steven King
4. Christian Bale
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Quentin Tarantino
7. Kevin Smith
8. Jet Li
9. Anna Paquin
10. Robert Englund
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 11:02 PM Aug 04

I really wish Sarah Michelle Gellar would do more films now. I miss her

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My Favorite Jennifer Connelly Movies

Connelly
1. Requiem For A Dream
2. A Beautiful Mind
3. Blood Diamond
4. Labyrinth
5. The Rocketeer
6. Dark City
7. Higher Learning
8. Mullholland Falls
9. Dark Water
10. Hulk
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My Favorite Jared Leto Movies

Leto
1. American Psycho
2. Requiem For A Dream
3. Fight Club
4. Chapter 27
5. Lord Of War
6. Alexander
7. Urban Legend
8. Black And White
9. Switchback
10. Girl, Interrupted
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 09:39 PM Aug 02

Alexander was a borefest for me, aside from Rosario's part

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 09:43 PM Aug 02

What a great part indeed.

threezy
threezy at 10:41 PM Aug 02

His performance in Chapter 27 was nothing short of fantastic.

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My Favorite Marlon Wayans Movies

Marlon
1. Requiem For A Dream
2. White Chicks
3. G.I. Joe: Rise Of The Cobra
4. Above The Rim
5. Scary Movie
6. The Ladykillers
7. Senseless
8. Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
9. Scary Movie 2
10. Dungeons & Dragons
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My Favorite Terry Crews Movies

Terry
1. Harsh Times
2. Street Kings
3. White Chicks
4. Gamer
5. The Sixth Day
6. Get Smart
7. Terminator: Salvation
8. Balls Of Fury
9. Idiocracy
10. The Longest Yard
DonkeysRAliens
DonkeysRAliens at 09:38 AM Aug 03

He was in Terminator 4, but most of his part was left on the cutting room floor

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:00 AM Aug 03

Was he only in the Directors cut cause I don't remember seeing him in it at all.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:11 AM Aug 03

I only saw The Director's Cut on Blu Ray. He was in it.

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My Favorite Lochlyn Munro (You Have Seen Him In Something)

Loclyn
1. Freddy Vs. Jason
2. White Chicks
3. Unforgiven
4. Dead Man On Campus
5. Night At The Roxbury
6. Dracula 2000
7. Scary Movie
8. Screwed
9. The Benchwarmers
10. Needful Things
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My Favorite Ethan Hawke Films

Gattaca
1. Training Day
2. Gattaca
3. Lord Of War
4. Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
5. Explorers
6. Alive
7. Brooklyn's Finest
8. Reality Bites
9. Fast Food Nation
10. Taking Lives
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My Favorite One Word Movie Titles (Off The Top Of My Head)

Batman_1989_9
1. Aliens
2. Batman
3. Superman
4. Blade
5. Clerks
6. Audition
7. Saw
8. Goodfellas
9. Tombstone
10. Hostel
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 07:40 PM Aug 02

Shit just thought of Heathers, Congo, Monster, Mallrats, Rambo and Terminator.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 07:46 PM Aug 02

i know you are kicking yourself at the moment....Inception,Predator,Serenity,Heat etc etc off the top of the head you always kick yourself later.

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My Favorite Christian Slater

True
1. True Romance
2. Very Bad Things
3. 3000 Miles To Graceland
4. Gleaming The Cube
5. Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves
6. Heathers
7. Hard Rain
8. Broken Arrow
9. Mindhunters
10. Interview With The Vampire
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 04:00 PM Aug 02

Slater was barely even in Graceland, check out some brewsky's suggestions

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 05:13 PM Aug 02

Have not seen Untamed Heart... Hated Pump Up The Volume and Murder In The First.

AlmostFamous91
AlmostFamous91 at 05:30 PM Aug 02

True Romance is the shit

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My Favorite Movies With Ice Cube

Ice
1. Boyz N The Hood
2. Three Kings
3. Friday
4. XXX: State Of The Union
5. Next Friday
6. Highler Learning
7. The Player's Club
8. All About The Benjamins
9. Friday After Next
10. Ghosts Of Mars
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My Favorite Eddie Murphy Movies

Cops
1. Beverly Hills Cop
2. Metro
3. Life
4. Coming To America
5. The Nutty Professor
6. Beverly Hills Cop 2
7. Dr. Dolittle
8. Shrek
9. Showtime
10. 48 Hrs.
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My Favorite Oliver Stone Movies

Killers
1. Platoon
2. Natural Born Killers
3. Wall Street
4. W.
5. JFK
6. The Doors
7. Alexander
8. World Trade Center
9. Nixon
10. Born On The Fourth Of July
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My Favorite Movies Luc Besson Has Written

District
1. The Fifth Element
2. Leon: The Professional
3. Taken
4. District B:13
5. Unleashed
6. Transporter
7. Kiss Of The Dragon
8. La Femme Nikita
9. District B:13 Ultimatum
10. Point Of No Return
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My Favorite Richard Donner Movies

Goonies
1. Lethal Weapon
2. The Omen (1976)
3. Superman
4. The Goonies
5. Lethal Weapon 4
6. 16 Blocks
7. Assassins
8. Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut
9. Radio Flyer
10. Conspiracy Theory
brewsky99
brewsky99 at 09:26 AM Aug 01

I always liked L.W2 the best but i have to ask have you seen Ladyhawke cause thats a good film.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 06:41 PM Aug 01

I have seen it and I honestly hated it.

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My Favorite Martin Scorsese Films

Casino
1. Casino
2. The Departed
3. Goodfellas
4. Gangs Of New York
5. Taxi Driver
6. The Aviator
7. Cape Fear
8. Mean Streets
9. The Last Temptation Of Christ
10. Raging Bull
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My Favorite Sam Raimi Movies

Army
1. Spider-Man 2
2. The Evil Dead II
3. Darkman
4. Spider-Man
5. Army Of Darkness
6. A Simple Plan
7. The Gift
8. The Evil Dead
9. Drag Me To Hell
10. The Quick And The Dead
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My Favorite Ghost Movies

Ghosts
1. The Frightener's
2. The Sixth Sense
3. The Devil's Backbone
4. Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
5. House On Haunted Hill (1999)
6. The Shining
7. Stir Of Echoes
8. Ghostbuster's
9. Two Sister's
10. The Orphanage
threezy
threezy at 02:40 AM Aug 01

Beetlejuice is definitely one of my favorites. Cool list though, lol.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 02:44 AM Aug 01

I'm not big on Burton either but Beetle Juice is one of the few I like. The Frighteners is a great movie, everytime it's on TV I end up watching it.

Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 03:02 AM Aug 01

Poltergeist II : The Other Side

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My Favorite Planets In Movies

Planets
1. Coruscant (Star Wars I-III)
2. Phloston (The Fifth Element)
3. Thra (The Dark Crystal)
4. Pandora (Avatar)
5. New Earth (Titan A.E.)
6. Hades (Pitch Black) I know it's a moon.
7. Fyrine IV (Enemy Mine)
8. Hoth (Empire Strikes Back)
9. Cybertron (Transformers)
10. Mongo (Flash Gordon)
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My Favorite Movie Duos

Jay
1. Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis
2. Jet Li and Jason Stathem
3. Wesley Snipes and Kris Kristofferson
4. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence
5. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes
6. Robert De Niro and Al Pacino
7. Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus
8. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover
9. Brad Pitt and George Clooney
10. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker
threezy
threezy at 01:56 AM Aug 01

Like this list a lot.

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Celebrities I Want To See Have A Naked Mud Wrestling Match

Vs
1. Anna Paquin VS. Evangeline Lilly
2. Hayden Panettiere VS. Eva Mendes
3. Anne Hathaway VS. Mila Kunis
4. Keira Knightly VS. Jennifer Aniston
5. Jessica Biel VS. Jessica Alba
6. Malin Akerman VS. Rosario Dawson
7. Zoe Saldana VS. Halle Berry
8. Kate Beckinsale VS. Natalie Portman
9. Megan Fox VS. Brittany Daniel
10. Eliza Dushku VS. Jordana Brewster
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 01:47 AM Aug 01

I'm betting on Evangeline Lilly.

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Celebrities I Want To See Fight To The Death

Jet
1. Jet Li VS. Jackie Chan
2. Jet Li VS. Tony Jaa
3. Andy Lau VS. Tony Jaa
4. Vern Troyer VS. Warwick Davis
5. Mel Gibson VS. Barrack Obama
6. Edward Norton VS. Mark Ruffalo
7. Jean-Claude Van Damme VS. Steven Seagal
8. Vin Diesel VS. Dwayne Johnson
9. Tom Green VS. Andy Dick
10. Eminem VS Nick Cannon
threezy
threezy at 01:09 AM Aug 01

Yes, yes. Yes, yes yes. YES.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 01:54 AM Aug 01

1) Li
4) Davis
5) 'Mad' Mel
6) Norton
7) Van Damme
8) The Rock
9) Whoever wins gets shot
10) EMINEM

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My Favorite Sci-Fi Guns In Movies

Gun
1. Han Solo's DL-44 Blaster (Star Wars Episode's IV-VI)
2. Captain Malcolm Reynold's Moses Brother's Self-Defense Engine Frontier Model B (Serenity)
3. Noisy Cricket (Men In Black)
4. Arc Gun (District 9)
5. Deckard's Detective Special (Blade Runner)
6. RoboCop's Auto 9 (RoboCop 1&2)
7. Ghostbuster's Proton Pack (Ghostbuster's 1&2)
8. Judge Dredd's Lawgiver (Judge Dredd)
9. Zorg's ZF-1 (The Fifth Element)
10. Hellboy's Good Samaritan (Hellboy)
11. Even though it's not a movie I have to put the 1835 Colt (Supernatural)
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 03:46 PM Jul 31

Nice guns.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 07:19 PM Jul 31

The Colt can kill anything, well except the Devil.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 07:43 PM Jul 31

M41-A Pulse Rifle (ALIENS)

Phased Plasma Rifle 40-watt range (TERMINATOR)

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My Favorite Gangster Films

Good
1. Goodfellas
2. The Godfather
3. Donnie Brasco
4. The Departed
5. Snatch
6. Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels
7. Reservoir Dogs
8. Casino
9. Once Upon A Time In America
10. The Godfather: Part II
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The Coolest Islands In Films

Island
1. Isla Nublar (Jurassic Park)
2. Shang Tsung's Island (Mortal Kombat)
3. Skull Island (King Kong)
4. Han's Island (Enter The Dragon)
5. Shutter Island
6. Waponi Wu (Joe Vs. The Volcano)
7. Isla Sorna (Lost World: Jurassic Park)
8. Azkaban (Harry Potter Franchise)
9. Monster Island (Godzilla Franchise)
10. Nomansian Island (The Incredibles)
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My Favorite Horror Movie Remakes

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1. Halloween
2. Dawn Of The Dead
3. A Nightmare On Elm Street
4. The Hills Have Eyes
5. The Crazies
6. The Thing
7. The Omen
8. Thirteen Ghosts
9. House On Haunted Hill
10. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
nerd85
nerd85 at 10:19 PM Jul 31

1990 Night of the Living Dead
The Ring
The Grudge
The Fly

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My Favorite Movies Where New York Is Destroyed

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1. Cloverfield
2. War Of The Worlds
3. Armageddon
4. Independence Day
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6. Planet Of The Apes
7. A.I. Artificial Intelligence
8. I Am Legend
9. Deep Impact
10. Godzilla
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Coolest Movies Featuring The Red Dot Of Death

Dot
1. Leon: The Professional
2. The Terminator
3. Blade II
4. Predators
5. The Negotiator
6. Punisher: War Zone
7. Gamer
8. Tango & Cash
9. Lethal Weapon 4
10. Last Action Hero
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Thee Most Disturbing Films I Have Ever Had The Pleasure To Watch

Orange
1. Freaks (1932)
2. Audition
3. Eraserhead
4. A Clockwork Orange
5. Boxing Helena
6. The Last House On The Left (1972)
7. I Spit On Your Grave
8. Henry: Potrait Of A Serial Killer
9. Irreversible
10. Ichi The Killer
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Golden Raspberry Award Winners And Nominees For Worst Picture I Liked

Gi-joe-movie-snake-eyes
1. Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
2. Armageddon
3. Alexander
4. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
5. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
6. Big Daddy
7. Congo
8. White Chicks
9. Little Nicky
10. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen /Winner
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My Favorite Product Placements In Movies

Fifth
1. Pepsi One (Thomas Crown Affair)
2. McDonald's (The Fifth Element)
3. Reese's Pieces (E.T. The Extraterrestal)
4. Twinkies (Zombieland)
5. Powerade (Matrix Reloaded)
6. GM (Transformers)
7. Popeye's Chicken (Little Nicky)
8. Converse All-Stars (I, Robot)
9. XBOX (The Island)
10. Baby Ruth (Hellboy)
randychico
randychico at 05:58 PM Jul 30

I always remember the burning box of Kellogs in...mm.. I think was Mr Deeds. Oh and as a Mexican I'll add Tecate Light in Hellboy II

PSUDelVec
PSUDelVec at 08:01 PM Jul 30

Carl's Jr. - Idiocracy

Add a 3rd Baby Ruth for Caddyshack

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 10:09 PM Jul 30

Popeyes chicken is the shiznit.

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Academy Award Winning Movies I Thought Sucked

Daisy
1. Forrest Gump
2. Titanic
3. Shakespear In Love
4. The English Patient
5. Chicago
6. Slumdog Millionaire
7. Driving Miss Daisy
8. Million Dollar Baby
9. Out Of Africa
10. Terms Of Endearment
randychico
randychico at 06:22 PM Jul 30

My number 1 is The Broadway Melody! I'd rather watch 8 of the movies in your list for all eternity than that old flick

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 07:51 PM Jul 30

Forest Gump - THANK you!

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My Favorite Monkey's In Movies

Apes
1. Suzanne (Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back)
2. Amy (Congo)
3. King Louie (The Jungle Book)
4. King Kong
5. Jack (Pirates Of The Carribean)
6. Abu (Aladdin)
7. Clyde (Every Which Way But Loose)
8. Dr. Zaius (Planet Of The Apes)
9. Nazi Monkey (Raiders Of The Lost Ark)
10. Ella (Monkey Shines)
ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 02:56 PM Jul 30

"Tickle me....tickle me....tickle me."

PSUDelVec
PSUDelVec at 08:08 PM Jul 30

Can't see the name without thinking of this

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My Favorite Body Transformations For A Film

Bale
1. Christian Bale (The Machinist)
2. Edward Norton (American History X)
3. Donnie Wahlberg (The Sixth Sense)
4. Sylvester Stallone (Copland)
5. Matt Damon (Courage Under Fire)
6. Tom Hanks (Cast Away)
7. Robert De Niro (Raging Bull)
8. Demi Moore (G.I. Jane)
9. Charlize Thereon (Monster)
10. Renée Zellweger (Bridget Jones' Diary)
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My Favorite Taglines Part 4 (SAW I-VI)

Saw2
1. "Oh yes. There will be blood" Saw II
2. "Pain: It's part of the puzzle. Blood: It's the price of freedom. Death: It's not that easy" Saw III
3. "How much blood would you shed to stay alive?" Saw
4. "Suffering. You haven't seen anything yet" Saw III
5. "It's a Trap" Saw IV
6. "In the end all the pieces will fit together" Saw V
7. "He helped me" Saw VI
8. "Every piece has a puzzle" Saw
9. "Halloween Blood Drive" Saw IV
10. "6 Chances. 6 Lessons. 6 Choices." Saw VI
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My Favorite Taglines Part 3

Jaws
1. "On May 6th... See Paris die" House Of Wax
2. "Reality is a thing of the past" The Matrix
3. "If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming, she won't wake up at all" A Nightmare On Elm Street
4. "Love is in the hair" There's Something About Mary
5. "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards" Tommy Boy
6. "A romantic comedy. With zombies" Shaun Of The Dead
7. "Death doesn't take no for an answer" The Final Destination
8. "Here comes the Bride" Kill Bill Vol. 1
9. "Work sucks" Office Space
10. "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water" Jaws 2
smok3h
smok3h at 01:38 AM Jul 30

another great list man!

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My Favorite Taglines Part 2

Back
1. "The bitch is back" Alien 3
2. "Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas." Army Of Darkness
3. "What's eating you?" Jeeper's Creeper's
4. "They're back" Poltergeist 2
5. "Great trilogies come in threes" Scary Movie 3
6. "The longer you wait the harder it get's" The 40 Year Old Virgin
7. "Ding Dong. Your dead" House
8. "There can be only one" Highlander
9. "Exorcise your rites" The Craft
10. "Welcome to the suck" Jarhead
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My Favorite Taglines Part 1

Returns
1. "In space no one can hear you scream" Alien
2. "The Bat. The Cat. The Penguin" Batman Returns
3. "Earth. It was fun while it lasted" Armageddon
4. "You'll belive you can fly" Superman
5. "One nation under gun" Bowling For Columbine
6. "Even a hit man deserve a second shot" Grosse Point Blank
7. "There's something about your first piece" American Pie
8. "See it with a bud" Dazed And Confused
9. "Nice planet. We'll take it" Mars Attacks
10. "The horror...the horror" Apocalypse Now
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My Favorite Movie Posters In My House

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1. All 23 Of My Star Wars I-VI Posters
2. All 9 Of The Dark Knight Posters
3. Pulp Fiction
4. The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
5. American Beauty
6. Scarface
7. The Matrix
8. Reservoir Dogs
9. The Descent
10. Munich
11. Batman (1989)
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My Favorite Movie Rip-Offs

Death
1. Transmorphers
2. Snakes On A Train
3. King Of The Lost World
4. Monster
5. Terminators
6. Death Racers
7. I Am Omega
8. Paranormal Entity
9. AVH: Aliens Versus Hunters
10. Transmorphers 2: Fall Of Man
tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 06:09 AM Jul 30

Can't say that I ever saw them but the titles for the Pixar rip-offs of "Little Cars" and "Ratatoing".

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My Favorite High School Movies

Dazed
1. Dazed And Confused
2. The Breakfast Club
3. Superbad
4. Fast Times At Ridgemont High
5. Heathers
6. Election
7. Carrie
8. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
9. American Grafitti
10. Sixteen Candles
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My Favorite Movies With Vikings

Out
1. Outlander
2. Patthfinder
3. How To Train Your Dragon
4. The 13th Warrior
5. Royal Deceit
6. Severed Ways
7. Erik The Viking
8. Valhalla Rising
9. The Long Ships
10. The Island At The Top Of The World
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Some Of My All Time Favorite Movie Heroes

Deer
1. Atticus Finch (To Kill A Mockingbird)
2. Rick Blaine (Casablanca)
3. T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence Of Arabia)
4. Shane (Shane)
5. Spartucus (Spartucus)
6. Mr. Davis/ Juror #8 (12 Angry Men)
7. Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle (The French Connection
8. Ben-Hur (Ben-Hur)
9. Michael (The Deer Hunter)
10. "Crazy" Joe Clark (Lean On Me)
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My Favorite Movies With Killer Clowns

Dk_004
1. The Dark Knight
2. Spawn
3. The Devil's Rejects
4. House Of A 1000 Corpses
5. Batman
6. Stephen King's It
7. Killer Klowns From Outer Space
8. Killjoy
9. Fear Of Clowns
10. Final Draft
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My Favorite Movies Set In Ancient Greece

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1. 300
2. Troy
3. Alexander
4. Clash Of The Titans (1981)
5. Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
6. The 300 Spartans
7. Clash Of The Titans (2010)
8. Helen Of Troy (1956)
9. The Trojan Horse
10. Hellhounds
lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 12:56 PM Jul 29

If you like this check out Spartacus the TV show. VERY good writing, and great all around

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My Favorite H.P. Lovecraft Adaptions

Re
1. Re-Animator
2. Bride Of Re-Animator
3. From Beyond
4. Resurrected
5. H.P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon: Book Of The Dead
6. Blood Island
7. Die, Monster, Die!
8. Lurking Fear
9. The Curse
10. Cthulhu
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My Favorite Clive Barker Adaptions

Illusions
1. Hellraiser
2. Lord Of Illusions
3. Candyman
4. Clive Barker's Book Of Blood
5. Hellbound: Hellraiser II
6. Hellraiser 4: Bloodline
7. Midnight Meat Train
8. Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh
9. Transmutations
10. Nightbreed
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My Favorite TV Shows Based On Movies

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1. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
2. Blade: The Series
3. Star Wars: Clone Wars
4. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
5. Clerks: The Animated Series
6. Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles
7. HBO's Spawn
8. Star Wars: The Clone Wars- (Micro Series)
9. Stargate: Atlantis
10. Highlander: The Series
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My Favorite Movies Based On TV Shows

Beavis
1. Serenity
2. Mission Impossible III
3. The Fugitive
4. Beavis And Butt-Head Do America
5. South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut
6. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
7. Star Trek (2009)
8. Lost In Space
9. Get Smart
10. Transformers
lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 02:30 AM Jul 29

Yesssss to Serenity!

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My Favorite 3D Movie Experiences

Buzz
1. Avatar
2. Toy Story 3 (My two year old son was grabbing the air in front of him trying to grab Buzz)
3. Final Destination
4. My Bloody Valentine
5. How To Train Your Dragon
6. Beowulf
7. Toy Story 1 & 2
8. Coraline
9. Bolt
10. Clash Of The Titans
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Batman From Best To Worst

Mask
1. The Dark Knight
2. Batman Begins
3. Batman: Gotham Knight
4. Batman
5. Batman: Under The Red Hood
6. Batman: Mask Of Phantasm
7. Batman Returns
8. Batman: The Animated Series
9. The Batman
10. Batman/Superman Movie
11. Batman: The 1943 Serials
12. Batman: The 1949 Serials
13. Batman Meets Scooby-Doo
14. Batman Vs. Dracula
15. Batman Forever
16. Batman (1960"s)
17. The New Adventures Of Batman
18. Batman & Mr. Freeze: Sub-Zero
19. Batman: Mystery Of The Catwoman
20. Batman And Robin
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Favorite Cartoons I Own On DVD

Animated
1. Batman: The Animated Series
2. ThunderCats
3. He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe
4. The Batman
5. X-Men: The Animated Series
6. Dragonball Z
7. Freakozoid
8. The Animaniacs
9. Spongebob Squarepants
10. Batman Beyond
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My Favorite Gerard Butler Flicks

Jeri
1. 300
2. Law Abiding Citizen
3. Gamer
4. RocknRolla
5. How To Train Your Dragon
6. Tales Of The Black Frighter
7. Reign Of Fire
8. Tomb Raider: Cradle Of Life
9. Dracula 2000
10. The Phantom Of The Opera
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Kevin Smith Properties In The Order I Like Them

Clerks
1. Clerks
2. Clerks II
3. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
4. Dogma
5. Mallrats
6. Cop Out
7. An Evening With Kevin Smith
8. Zach And Miri
9. Jersey Girl
10. Clerks: Animated
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My Favorite Robert De Niro Movies

Taxi
1. Heat
2. Taxi Driver
3. Sleeper's
4. The Godfather: Part II
5. Casino
6. Goodfellas
7. The Untouchables
8. The Deer Hunter
9. Jackie Brown
10. The Score
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My Favorite Al Pacino Movies

Al
1. Heat
2. Scarface
3. Carlito's Way
4. Insomnia
5. Donnie Brasco
6. The Godfather
7. Dog Day Afternoon
8. The Godfather: Part II
9. The Devil's Advocate
10. The Insider
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Male Celebrities I Want To Fight

Uwe
1. Uwe Boll
2. McG
3. Joel Schumacher
4. Robert Pattinson
5. Weird Al Yankovic
6. Carrot Top
7. Vern Troyer
8. Brett Ratner
9. David Spade
10. Chris Klein
lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 04:59 PM Jul 28

Hey Hey Hey... Vern Troyer is AWESOME ^_^

randychico
randychico at 06:28 PM Jul 28

Hes not saying if he's awesome or not, just that he wants to fight him :) I would too, I usually go for the safe bet.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:36 AM Jul 29

Ha the safe bet would not be Carrot Top... That dude got big as a motherfucker. Have to be I guess looking as goofy as he does.

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Movies I Am Most Excited About

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1. Untitled Batman 3
2. Star Trek 2
3. The Avengers
4. Superman Reboot
5. Avatar Sequel
6. Thor
7. X-Men: First Class
8. Green Lantern
9. Clash Of The Titans 2
10. Captain America: The First Avenger
ThatGuy09
ThatGuy09 at 02:50 PM Jul 28

Looking forward to checking these out as well.

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My Favorite Mickey Rourke Movies

Mickey
1. The Wrestler
2. Sin City
3. Iron Man 2
4. One Upon A Time In Mexico
5. Man On Fire
6. Get Carter
7. Killshot
8. Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man
9. 9 1/2 Weeks
10. Domino
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My Favorite Seth Green Films

Green
1. Idle Hands
2. Austin Powers In Goldmember
3. Party Monster
4. The Italian Job
5. Knockaround Guys
6. Batman Beyond: The Movie
7. Enemy Of The State
8. Rat Race
9. Without A Paddle
10. Can't Hardly Wait
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My Favorite Chris Evans Flicks

Chris
1. Sunshine
2. Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer
3. TMNT
4. The Losers
5. Street Kings
6. Not Another Teen Move
7. Cellular
8. The Perfect Score
9. Push
10. Fantastic 4
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My Favorite Angelina Jolie Movies

90s_hair
1. The Bone Collector
2. Wanted
3. Girl, Interrupted
4. Beowulf
5. Kung Fu Panda
6. Pushing Tin
7. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
8. Alexander
9. Gone In Sixty Seconds
10. Hackers
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My Favorite Steve Buscemi Movies

Dogs
1. Fargo
2. Reservoir Dogs
3. The Big Lebowski
4. Ghost World
5. Con Air
6. Armageddon
7. Youth In Revolt
8. Monster's Inc.
9. Igor
10. The Island
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My Favorite Matt Damon Flicks

Damon
1. The Departed
2. Dogma
3. The Bourne Ultimatum
4. Rounders
5. Saving Private Ryan
6. Coiurage Under Fire
7. Titan A.E.
8. The Bourne Identity
9. Stuck On You
10. Ocean's Thirteen
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My Favorite Ben Affleck Flicks

Dogma
1. Dazed And Confused
2. Changing Lanes
3. HollywoodLand
4. Dogma
5. Armageddon
6. Bolier Room
7. The Sum Of All Fears
8. Daredevil
9. Chasing Amy
10. Smokin' Aces
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Movies I Want To See Have A Sequel

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1. Serenity
2. District 9
3. Team America: World Police
4. I, Robot
5. Constantine
6. Daredevil
7. Strangeland
8. The Collector
9. 9
10. Kick Ass
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 12:39 AM Jul 29

I heard there may be a Strangeland sequel last year but no solid indicator... Needs to happen, Captain Howdy was violent and fun.

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 11:02 AM Jul 30

Glad you gave 9 some love...awesome list man!

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 11:02 AM Jul 30

Glad you gave 9 some love...awesome list man!

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My Favorite Film Franchises

Lethal
1. Star Wars
2. Batman
3. Aliens
4. Terminator
5. The Lord Of The Rings
6. Infernal Affairs
7. Lethal Weapon
8. Halloween
9. Saw
10. Harry Potter
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My Favorite Movie Maniacs

Cap
1. Freddy Kruger
2. Michael Myers
3. Chucky
4. Jason Voorhees
5. Leatherface
6. Pinhead
7. Captain Howdy
8. Pumpkinhead
9. The Collector
10. Victor Crowley
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Movies I am ashamed I LOVE!

Super
1. White Chicks
2. Bring It On
3. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
4. Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood
5. Supergirl
6. Barb Wire
7. Point Break
8. Love Actually
9. Waterworld
10. Bubble Boy
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 03:01 AM Jul 28

There's no reason to be ashamed of liking Point Break that movie rocks.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:17 AM Jul 28

You shouldn't be ashamed of liking Love Actually. It's a great movie. Everything else on there, though... yeah, you should be ashamed.

ThatGuy09
ThatGuy09 at 02:53 PM Jul 28

I will admit to enjoying Bubble Boy and White Chicks.

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My Favorite Johnny Depp Flicks

Public
1. Blow
2. Public Enemies
3. From Hell
4. Nick Of Time
5. Once Upon A Time In Mexico
6. Donnie Brasco
7. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
8. Ed Wood
9. Sleepy Hollow
10. Pirates Of The Carribean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 02:58 AM Jul 28

aww, no love for Scissorhands?

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 03:02 AM Jul 28

Edward Scissorhands I can tolerate... It came close to being my number 10. Also Nightmare On Elm Street.

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My Favorite Dennis Quaid Movies

Come
1. Traffic
2. Enemy Mine
3. Pandorum
4. Vantage Point
5. Innerspace
6. Flight Of The Phoenix
7. Dragonheart
8. Horsemen
9. G.I. Joe: Rise Of The Cobra
10. Legion
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My Least Favorite Samuel L. Jackson Flicks

Snakes
1. Basic
2. Lakeview Terrace
3. The Spirit
4. Formula 51
5. Snakes On A Plane
6. Soul Men
7. Freedomland
8. The Man
9. Twisted
10. XXX: State Of The Union
11. Sphere
12. The Caveman's Valentine
13. Coach Carter
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:07 AM Jul 28

I like Sphere. Probably just because I love the book and because I saw the movie in like 3rd grade and it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen at that point.

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My Favorite Samuel L. Jackson Flicks

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1. Pulp Fiction
2. Unbreakable
3. Changing Lanes
4. Iron Man II
5. Jackie Brown
6. The Negotiator
7. Deep Blue Sea
8. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
9. One Eight Seven
10. Die Hard With A Vengance
11. Jumper
12. Menace II Sociery
13. Jurassic Park
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My Favorite Quotes From Clerks

Clerks
1. "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" Dante
2. "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" Dante
3. "Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!" Dante
4. "Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement." Randal
5. "Did he say making fuck?" Lady outside store
6. "I don't care if she's my cousin or not. I'm going to knock those boots again tonight." Jay
7. "My mom's been fucking a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad." Randal
8. "All right, but your missing out. Chicks with dicks." Dante
9. "My love for you is ticking clock. BERSERKER!. Would you like to suck my cock? BERSERKER!" Olaf
10. "Bunch of savages in this town." Randal and Dante
ThatGuy09
ThatGuy09 at 02:57 PM Jul 28

I say quote #1 every time I get called in to work.

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My Favorite Thomas Jane Flicks

Mist
1. Boogie Nights
2. Stephen King's The Mist
3. Deep Blue Sea
4. Dreamcatcher
5. The Punisher
6. Killshot
7. The Crow: City Of Angels
8. Dark Country
9. The Sweetest Thing
10. The Mutant Chronicles
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 03:05 AM Jul 28

I remember The Deftones were in it too, and Iggy Pop. I gotta watch this movie again, maybe I can find it online.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 03:13 AM Jul 28

Oh shit that's right. Iggy Pop's I Wanna Be Your Dog. Great tune. Can't remember the Deftones song but they are all good. I remember Boogeyman from Zombie now and Filter. This soundtrack was almost as good as the one for the first Crow.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 05:06 AM Jul 28

No they were in the movie is what I mean't, there on the soundtrack too though, I think. The band playing during the Halloween party at the end of the movie is The Deftones and Iggy Pop is one of the gang members.

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My Least Favorite John Travolta Flicks

Gay
1. Battlefield Earth
2. Grease
3. Hairspray
4. Staying Alive
5. Saturday Night Fever
6. Urban Cowboy
7. Look Who's Talking Now
8. Basic
9. Be Cool
10. Wild Hogs
11. Old Dogs
12. Michael
13. Look Who's Talking Too
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My Favorite John Travolta Flicks

Face
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Face/Off
3. Phenomenon
4. Mad City
5. Lucky Numbers
6. The General's Daughter
7. White Man's Burdern
8. A Civil Action
9. Broken Arrow
10. From Paris With Love
11. Primary Colors
12. Ladder 49
13. Domestic Disturbance
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My Favorite Jason Stathem Flicks

Revolver
1. Snatch
2. Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
3. Transporter
4. The Bank Job
5. Crank
6. Death Race
7. Revolver
8. The One
9. War
10. The Italian Job
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My Favorite Ralph Fiennes Flicks

Red
1. Schindler's List
2. Red Dragon
3. Strange Days
4. The Hurt Locker
5. Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit
6. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
7. The Constant Gardener
8. Quiz Show
9. Clash Of The Titans
10. In Bruges
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My Favorite Liam Neeson Flicks

Taken
1. Schindler's List
2. Taken
3. Batman Begins
4. Darkman
5. Gangs Of New York
6. Kingdom Of Heaven
7. Kinsey
8. Clash Of The Titans
9. Excalibur
10. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
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My Favorite Vin Diesel Flicks

Riddick-1
1. Pitch Black
2. Saving Private Ryan
3. Knockaround Guys
4. A Man Apart
5. The Iron Giant
6. Fast & Furious (2009)
7. Find Me Guilty
8. Babylon A.D.
9. The Fast And The Furious
10. The Chronicles Of Riddick
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MY FAVORITE INCREDIBLE HULK VILLAINS

Abomb
1. ABOMINATION
2. GENERAL JOHN RYKER
3. HALF-LIFE
4. BI-BEAST
5. HULKBUSTER
6. MEASTRO
7. GLOB
8. PSYKLOP
9. SPEEDFREAK
10. MADMAN
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MY FAVORITE SPIDER-MAN VILLAINS

Carn
1. VENOM
2. CARNAGE
3. DOCTOR OCTOPUS
4. KINGPIN
5. GREEN GOBLIN
6. KRAVEN THE HUNTER
7. SANDMAN
8. ELECTRO
9. LIZARD
10. MYSTERIO
threezy
threezy at 03:41 PM Jul 27

Can't say my list would go too much differently with the exception of the Lizard being bumped up a couple spots. But damn, I love this picture.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:50 PM Jul 27

CARNAGE !

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MY FAVORITE SUPERMAN VILLAINS

Doom
1. DOOMSDAY
2. LEX LUTHOR
3. GENERAL ZOD
4. DARKSEID
5. METALLO
6. BIZARRO
7. TOYMAN
8. BRAINIAC
9. LOBO
10. BLOODSPORT
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MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAINS

Bane
1. THE JOKER
2. THE RIDDLER
3. DEADSHOT
4. MR. FREEZE
5. TWO-FACE
6. BANE
7. MAN-BAT
8. BLACK MASK
9. THE PENGUIN
10. POISON IVY
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:50 PM Jul 27

The Joker of course !

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MY FAVORITE TARTAN ASIAN EXTREME RELEASES TO DATE

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1. AUDITION
2. DEAD OR ALIVE
3. DEAD OR ALIVE 2
4. THE EYE
5. GOZU
6. KOMA
7. OLDBOY
8. INFERNAL AFFAIRS
9. SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGANCE
10. VERSUS
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MOVIES I THINK HAVE THE WORST "TWIST" ENDING

Ugh
1. SIGNS
2. THE VILLAGE
3. THE FORGOTTEN
4. VANILLA SKY
5. IDENTITY
6. THE NUMBER 23
7. PLANET OF THE APES (2001)
8. SECRET WINDOW
9. HIDE & SEEK
10. PERFECT STRANGER
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:52 PM Jul 26

A lot of "it was the main character the whole time!" movies on here. Which I agree with.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 05:02 PM Jul 27

The Village twist is awful.

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MOVIES I THINK HAVE THE BEST "TWIST" ENDING

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1. PRIMAL FEAR
2. THE USUAL SUSPECTS
3. SE7EN
4. THE PRESTIGE
5. OLDBOY
6. STEPHEN KING'S THE MIST
7. MEMENTO
8. AMERICAN PSYCHO
9. THE SIXTH SENSE
10. SOYLENT GREEN
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:53 PM Jul 26

I don't know about The Mist being a "twist"... but it is a great ending.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:03 PM Jul 26

IT WAS UNEXPECTED AND SHOCKING. WE WERE LEAD TO BELIVE ONE THING AND SOMETHING EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE WAS HAPPENING... TO ME THAT'S A "TWIST"

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 05:03 PM Jul 27

nice list !

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MY FAVORITE WIZARDS,WARLOCKS, OR WITCHES IN FILMS

Warlock
1. JOHN CONSTANTINE (CONSTANTINE)
2. GANDALF (LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY)
3. WARLOCK (WARLOCK TRILOGY)
4. SEVERUS SNAPE (HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE)
5. QUEEN BAVMORDA (WILLOW)
6. NANCY DOWNS (THE CRAFT)
7. THE DJINN (WISHMASTER)
8. MORGANA (EXCALIBUR)
9. THE LEPRECHAUN (LEPRECHAUN FRANCHISE)
10. LO PAN (BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA)
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MY FAVORITE BRAD PITT MOVIES

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1. SE7EN
2. FIGHT CLUB
3. SLEEPERS
4. TROY
5. SNATCH
6. SPY GAME
7. 12 MONKEYS
8. KALIFORNIA
9. TRUE ROMANCE
10. OCEAN'S ELEVEN
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MY FAVORITE STEVEN SPIELBERG

List
1. SCHINDLER'S LIST
2. INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
3. JURASSIC PARK
4. INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
5. MINORITY REPORT
6. THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK
7. WAR OF THE WORLD'S
8. MUNICH
9. A.I.: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
10. AMISTAD
11. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 05:03 PM Jul 27

Awesome list dude !

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MY FAVORITE VAMPIRES IN FILMS

Vamp
1. BLADE
2. VALEK (JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES)
3. DAVID (THE LOST BOYS)
4. SEVEREN (NEAR DARK)
5. MAX SCHRECK (SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE)
6. SELENE (UNDERWORLD FRANCHISE)
7. KIT (THE FORSAKEN)
8. NOSFERATU (NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE)
9. DRACULA (BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA)
10. QUEEN AKASHA (QUEEN OF THE DAMNED)
11. DEACON FROST (BLADE)
12. RADU (SUBSPECIES)
13. OTHERS (NIGHT WATCH)
14. COUNT MAGNUS LEE (VAMPIRE HUNTER D)
15. MARLOW (30 DAYS OF NIGHT)
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BRUCE WILLIS BY THE NUMBERS

16
1. LOADED WEAPON 1
2. FOUR ROOMS
3. THE FIFTH ELEMENT
4. THE SIXTH SENSE
5. THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
6. THE WHOLE TEN YARDS
7. 12 MONKEYS
8. OCEAN'S TWELVE
9. 16 BLOCKS
10. CATCH .44 (2010)
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:35 PM Jul 26

The First Deadly Sin? Lucky Number Slevin?

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 09:21 PM Jul 26

THOSE WERE JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD LOL.... NEVER SEEN FIRST DEADLY SIN AND DID NOT WANT TO PUT LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN OR LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO BECAUSE OF THE SPELLING...

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MY FAVORITE SAW TRAPS

Saw
1. REVERSE BEAR TRAP (SAW)
2. THE PENDULUM TRAP (SAW V)
3. TUB OF NEEDLES (SAW II)
4. ICE BLOCK HEAD SMASH (SAW IV)
5. FREEZER TRAP (SAW III)
6. SEE NO EVIL/HEAR NO EVIL TRAP (SAW IV)
7. ANGEL TRAP (SAW III)
8. RACK TRAP (SAW III)
9. CLASSROOM CHAIN TRAP (SAW III)
10. HUSBAND/WIFE TRAP (SAW IV)
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 08:53 PM Jul 26

Maybe they're saving it for last, and since they're billing it as that then perhaps we will.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:56 PM Jul 26

I'm surprised there's nothing from Saw VI on here. At least the Carousel Trap, that was fucking awesome. VI was the best one since III, IMO.

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 11:05 PM Jul 26

THE CAROUSEL WAS NEAT BUT IT JUST DID NOT STAND OUT COMPARED TO THE ONES I CHOSE. NOR DID ANY OF THE OTHERS. I WAS DISAPPOINTED MORE THAN USUAL WITH SAW VI.

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MY FAVORITE PULP FICTION QUOTES

Pulp
1. "ZED'S DEAD, BABY. ZED'S DEAD." BUTCH
2. "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?" JULES
3. "WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I'VE EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?" JULES
4. "I'MA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS." MARSELLUS
5. "IN THE FIFTH MY ASS GOES DOWN" BUTCH
6. "WHAT IS SIGNIFICANT IS THAT I FELT THE TOUCH OF GOD. GOD GOT INVOLVED." JULES
7. "BACON TASTES GOOOD. PORK CHOPS TASTES GOOOD" VINCENT
8. "ALL RIGHT EVERBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY." PUMPKIN
9. "OH MAN. I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE." VINCENT
10. 'SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN!" JULES
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MY FAVORITE ROBOTS IN MOVIES

Marvin
1. R2-D2 (STAR WARS FRANCHISE)
2. MARVIN (THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
3. BISHOP (ALIENS)
4. T-800/MODEL 101 (THE TERMINATOR)
5. C-3PO (STAR WARS FRANCHISE)
6. ROBOCOP (ROBOCOP 1 AND 2)
7. TEDDY (A.I.: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE)
8. GORT (THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL '51)
9. ROBOT POLICE FORCE (THX-1138)
10. SONNY (I,ROBOT)
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MY FAVORITE HARRISON FORD FILM'S (SEVEN THAT AREN'T STAR WARS LOL)

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1. STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
2. STAR WARS EPISODE VI: THE RETURN OF THE JEDI
3. STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
4. INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
5. INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
6. BLADE RUNNER
7. AIR FORCE ONE
8. CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER
9. APOCALYPSE NOW
10. AMERICAN GRAFFITI
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MY SON LEX'S FAVORITE MOVIES (HE'S TWO)

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1. SHARK TALE
2. FINDING NEMO
3. 101 DALMATIONS
4. SHREK
5. RATATOUILLE
6. MADAGASCAR
7. TOY STORY
8. MONSTER'S INC.
9. THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE
10. THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 06:01 PM Jul 26

DUDE HE'S TWO...

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 06:07 PM Jul 26

lol i'm just fucking with you man

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 07:27 PM Jul 26

lol.... my wife saw it and put it lol....she is protectve of her boys

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MY FAVORITE BATHROOM SCENES

Poop
1. POOP MONSTER EMERGES: DOGMA
2. WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?: AUSTIN POWERS INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
3. SHOWER SCENE: PSYCHO
4. BATTLE SHITS: HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
5. DANNY GETS SHOT: AMERICAN HISTORY X
6. LACTOSE INTOLERANCE: WHITE CHICKS
7. HARRY ON TOILET : DUMB AND DUMBER
8. THE TOILET SCENE: TRAINSPOTTING
9. BUTCH KILLS VINCENT: PULP FICTION
10. WHERE ARE WE?: SAW
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BEST FIGHTS I HAVE SEEN IN A MOVIE

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1. TONY JAA VS. EVERYONE IN BROTHEL: THE PROTECTOR
2. NADA VS. FRANK: THEY LIVE
3. TYLER DURDEN VS. NARRATOR: FIGHT CLUB
4. THE NATIVES VS. THE DEAD RABBITS: GANGS OF NEW YORK
5. DISTRICT B13: CASINO FIGHT
6. DANIEL VS. JOHNNY: THE KARATE KID
7. HAPPY GILMORE VS. BOB BARKER
8. NEO VS. THE SMITHS: MATRIX RELOADED
9. BOURNE VS. DESH: THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
10. RIVER'S BAR FIGHT: SERENITY
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:50 PM Jul 26

Neo VS Smith is Epic.

tet421
tet421 at 05:08 PM Jul 26

Nada vs Frank in They Live would have to be tops for me. All on the list are great though.

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VIDEO GAME MOVIES I HATED

House
1. MAX PAYNE
2. HITMAN
3. HOUSE OF THE DEAD
4. MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION
5. BLOODRAYNE
6. DOUBLE DRAGON
7. WING COMMANDER
8. SUPER MARIO BROS.
9. ALONE IN THE DARK
10. TEKKEN
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:28 PM Jul 26

...and put it at the top of this list!

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MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME MOVIES

Kombat
1. RESIDENT EVIL
2. LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER
3. RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION
4. SILENT HILL
5. MORTAL KOMBAT
6. RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE
7. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME
8. STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI
9. STREET FIGHTER
10. DOOM
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:27 PM Jul 26

Move MORTAL KOMBAT to the top, take SILENT HILL off...

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:58 PM Jul 26

^ fuck that! Silent Hill was the shit!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:34 AM Jul 27

THE shit? More like was shit! ^_^

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MY FAVORITE EDWARD NORTON MOVIES

Norton
1. AMERICAN HISTORY X
2. PRIMAL FEAR
3. THE PEOPLE VS. LARRY FLYNT
4. ROUNDERS
5. FIGHT CLUB
6. THE SCORE
7. THE ILLUSIONIST
8. THE INCREDIBLE HULK
9. RED DRAGON
10. DEATH TO SMOOCHY
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 03:50 PM Jul 26

I loved Fight Club.

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MY FAVORITE WILL SMITH FLICKS

Irobot
1. I, ROBOT
2. BAD BOYS II
3. INDEPENDENCE DAY
4. BAD BOYS
5. THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS
6. ENEMY OF THE STATE
7. MEN IN BLACK
8. I AM LEGEND
9. HITCH
10. HANCOCK
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MY FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES

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1. "I'M SORRY THAT I BLOCKED YOUR COCK"(SUPERBAD)
2. "I'LL BE BACK" (THE TERMINATOR)
3. "WAX ON. WAX OFF." (THE KARATE KID)
4. "AT MY SIGNAL, UNLEASH HELL" (GLADIATOR)
5. "YIPPI-KI-YI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER" (DIE HARD)
6. "WARNING! ASSHOLES ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR" (ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE)
7. "THIS JOB WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FUCKING CUSTOMER'S" (CLERKS)
8. "YOU EVER DANCE WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT?" (BATMAN)
9. "I MARRIED RAMBO" (TRUE LIES)
10. "I AM A LEAF ON THE WIND, WATCH HOW I SOAR" (SERENITY)
11. "I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER....WITH MY MOUTH" (SUPERBAD)
12. "DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?" (THE DARK KNIGHT)
13. "EW! ALAN DID YOU JUST EAT SOFA PIZZA?" (THE HANGOVER)
14. "FOR SEVEN YEARS I SPOKE TO GOD. HE TOLD ME TO TAKE US ALL TO HEAVEN" (SUNSHINE)
15. "LEE-LOO DALLAS MULTI PASS" (THE FIFTH ELEMENT)
16. "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL" (300)
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MY FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES FROM STAR WARS EPISODES IV-VI

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1. "I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS"
2. "IT'S A TRAP" ADMIRAL ACKBAR
3. "WHEN 900 YEARS OLD YOU REACH LOOK AS GOOD YOU WILL NOT. HMMMM?"
4. "LET THE WOOKIE WIN" C-3P0
5. "I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING" DARTH VADER
6. "WHO'S SCRUFFY LOOKING?" HAN SOLO
7. "HELP ME OBI-WAN KENOBI. YOUR MY ONLY HOPE" PRINCESS LEIA
8. "NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS" HAN SOLO
9. "I'M LUKE SKYWALKER. I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU"
10. "ARGH" CHEWBACCA
tet421
tet421 at 05:29 PM Jul 26

"DO OR DO NOT, THERE IS NO TRY!"

DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 06:03 PM Jul 26

I HAVE ANOTHER LIKE FIFTY QUOTES FOR OTHER LISTS INCLUDING THAT ONE

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MY LEAST FAVORITE STEPHEN KING MOVIES

King2
1. THINNER
2. 1408
3. MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
4. CUJO
5. THE MANGLER
6. FIRESTARTER
7. ROSE RED
8. DESPERATION
9. THE LANGOLIERS
10. THE TOMMYKNOCKERS
lordtyler912
lordtyler912 at 02:55 PM Nov 06

1408 was awesome

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MY FAVORITE STEPHEN KING MOVIES

King
1. THE STAND
2. THE GREEN MILE
3. THE MIST
4. SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
5. PET SEMETARY
6. THE SHINING
7. DREAMCATCHER
8. CHILDREN OF THE CORN
9. MISERY
10. STAND BY ME
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CREEPIEST KIDS I HAVE SEEN ON FILM

Damien
1. DAMIEN THORN (THE OMEN)
2. ZOMBIE BABY (DAWN OF THE DEAD)
3. THE GRADY TWINS (THE SHINING)
4. COLE SEAR (THE SIXTH SENSE)
5. HENRY EVANS (THE GOOD SON)
6. ADAM DUNCAN (GODSEND)
7. TOSHIO (THE GRUDGE)
8. THE KIDS (THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED)
9. REAGAN MCNEIL (THE EXORCIST)
10. ISAAC CHRONER (CHILDREN OF THE CORN)
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MY FAVORITE DRAGON DYNASTY MOVIES

Flashpoint
1. JET LI'S THE ENFORCER
2. KILLZONE
3. BORN TO FIGHT
4. CITY OF VIOLENCE
5. THE 36TH CHAMBER OF SHAOLIN
6. FLASHPOINT
7. FATAL CONTACT
8. HARDBOILED
9. INVISIBLE TARGET
10. PROTEGE'
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MY FAVORITE SYLVESTER STALLONE FLICKS

Demolition
1. DEMOLITION MAN
2. RAMBO
3. SHADE
4. ASSASSINS
5. COP LAND
6. CLIFFHANGER
7. JUDGE DREDD
8. FIRST BLOOD
9. TANGO & CASH
10. COBRA
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MY FAVORITE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FLICKS

T3_desktop3_4
1. TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
2. TOTAL RECALL
3. PREDATOR
4. THE TERMINATOR
5. CONAN THE BARBARIAN
6. COMMANDO
7. TRUE LIES
8. THE SIXTH DAY
9. KINDERGARTEN COP
10. THE RUNNING MAN
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MY FAVORITE MARVEL HEROES

Jlm-julie_20bell-spiderman-vs-venom
1. BLADE
2. THE PUNISHER
3. HULK
4. WOLVERINE
5. IRON MAN
6. SPIDER-MAN
7. DAREDEVIL
8. NICK FURY
9. GAMBIT
10. SILVER SURFER
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:07 PM Jul 26

My personal favorite is Spider-man.
Nice list man !

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MY FAVORITE DC HEROES

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1. BATMAN
2. SUPERMAN
3. THE FLASH
4. MARTIAN MANHUNTER
5. NIGHTWING
6. GREEN LANTERN
7. WONDER WOMAN
8. AQUAMAN
9. THE ORACLE
10. GREEN ARROW
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MY WIFE'S FAVORITE MOVIES

Serenity11
1. CLUE
2. MURDER BY DEATH
3. SERENITY
4. CITY HEAT
5. THE FIFTH ELEMENT
6. CINDERELLA
7. LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
8. PRACTICAL MAGIC
9. DISNEY'S HERCULES
10. A LITTLE PRINCESS
tet421
tet421 at 06:26 PM Jul 26

That's right, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her... SO MUCH... it was flaming, flames, FLAMES... on the side of my face... heaving breaths, heaving...

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COOLEST BALD MOVIE CHARACTERS

Mace_20windu
1. ELLEN RIPLEY (ALIEN 3)
2. PROFESSOR CHARLES XAVIER (X-MEN)
3. DR. EVIL (AUSTIN POWERS)
4. IMHOTEP (THE MUMMY)
5. CAPTAIN SPAULDING (THE DEVIL'S REJECTS)
6. RICHARD B. RIDDICK (PITCH BLACK)
7. MARCELLUS WALLACE (PULP FICTION)
8. LEX LUTHOR (SUPERMAN)
9. BUTCH COOLIDGE (PULP FICTION)
10. JOHN MCCLANE (LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD)
11. NATALIE POTMAN (V FOR VENDETTA)
12. JOHN DOE (SEVEN)
13. CHEV CHELIOS (CRANK)
14. FRANK MARTIN (TRANSPORTER)
15. MACE WINDU (STAR WARS PREQUELS)
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 03:22 PM Jul 26

Travolta in From Paris With Love ....motherfucka!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:26 PM Jul 26

GOOD to see ALIEN 3 at the top of a list, gettin' some love!

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CHILD STAR'S WHO ARE NOW FULL BLOWN HOTTIES

True-blood-true-blood-13907130-900-563
1. ANNA PAQUIN
2. ALYSSA MILANO
3. CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
4. NATALIE PORTMAN
5. HAYDEN PANETTIERE
6. NICOLE EGGERT
7. ELIZA DUSHKU
8. SOLEIL MOON FRY
9. SCARLETT JOHANSSON
10. AMANDA BYNES
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:21 PM Jul 26

I Agree

tet421
tet421 at 06:28 PM Jul 26

Total agreement.

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ACTRESSES WHO MESSED UP

Buffy-the-vampire-slayer-1913
1. SANDRA BULLOCK TURNED DOWN THE MATRIX
2. JENNIFER JASON LEIGH TURNED DOWN PRETTY WOMAN
3. GILLIAN ANDERSON TURNED DOWN DOGMA
4. SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR TURNED DOWN CLUELESS
5. MEG RYAN TURNED DOWN SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
6. LINDA HAMILTON TURNED DOWN SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
7. GWYNETH PALTROW TURNED DOWN TITANIC
8. KIM BASINGER TURNED DOWN BASIC INSTINCT
9. ANNE HATHAWAY TURNED DOWN KNOCKED UP
10. MOLLY RINGWALD TURNED DOWN GHOST
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 12:58 PM Jul 26

Fuck, it's a good thing Sandra Bullock turned down The Matrix, that would have been shit! Meg Ryan for SOTL? FUCK THAT!

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 01:10 PM Jul 26

Meg Ryan in Lambs sounds hilarious

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:23 PM Jul 26

Thank God Sandra Bullock turned down The Matrix, Carrie-Ann Moss was born to play Trinity.

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ACTORS WHO MESSED UP

American-psycho-wallpaper-american-psycho-11688260-1024-768
1. WILL SMITH TURNED DOWN MATRIX FOR WILD WILD WEST
2. DAVID BOREANAZ TURNED DOWN BATMAN BEGINS (THANK GOD)
3. NICOLAS CAGE TURNED DOWN THE WRESTLER
4. EDWARD NORTON TURNED DOWN AMERICAN PSYCHO
5. LEONARDO DICAPRIO TURNED DOWN AMERICAN PSYCHO
6. MEL GIBSON TURNED DOWN GLADIATOR
7. MICKEY ROURKE TURNED DOWN HIGHLANDER
8. SEAN CONNERY TURNED DOWN LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY
9. JAMES CAVIEZEL TURNED DOWN X-MEN
10. TOM HANKS TURNED DOWN JERRY MAGUIRE
HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:26 PM Jul 26

I think Sean Connery also turned down The Matrix,

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MOVIES A PREACHER FRIEND FOUND SACRELIGOUS

11
1. THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
2. YEAR ONE
3. THE DAVINCI CODE
4. SPAWN
5. THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
6. LEGION
7. THE PROPHECY
8. STIGMATA
9. KNOWING
10. DOGMA
IsaacMahomie
IsaacMahomie at 10:34 AM Jul 26

How was Passion of the Christ sacrilegious? I don't see that.

And how in the world is dogma not on this list?

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MY FAVORITE POST-APOCALYPTIC MOVIES

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1. THE BOOK OF ELI
2. THE ROAD
3. THE ROAD WARRIOR
4. DOOMSDAY
5. ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
6. REIGN OF FIRE
7. 28 DAYS LATER
8. PLANET OF THE APES
9. CHILDREN OF MEN
10. THE OMEGA MAN
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MY FAVORITE ALIENS IN FILM

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1. XENOMORPHS (ALIENS)
2. PRAWNS (DISTRICT 9)
3. PREDATOR
4. SIL (SPECIES)
5. ARACHNID'S (STARSHIP TROOPERS)
6. JERIBA SHIGAN (ENEMY MINE)
7. THE THING
8. MARTIANS (MARS ATTACKS)
9. MONDOSHAWN (THE FIFTH ELEMENT)
10. TRI-BOOBED ALIEN (TOTAL RECALL)
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MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SEX SCENES

12
1. MONSTER'S BALL
2. AMERICAN PSYCHO
3. SLIVER
4. CRASH
5. SHOWGIRLS
6. A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
7. SECRETARY
8. TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
9. BOUND
10. UNFAITHFUL
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FAVORITE CARS FROM MOVIES

3
1. THE TUMBLER (BATMAN BEGINS)
2. BUCK'S PUSSY WAGON (KILL BILL VOL.1)
3. THE DUDE'S GRAN TORINO (THE BIG LEBOWSKI)
4. DOC BROWN'S DELOREAN (BACK TO THE FUTURE)
5. ECTO-1 (GHOSTBUSTER'S)
6. 6000 SUX (ROBOCOP)
7. SHAGGIN' WAGON (DUMB AND DUMBER)
8. TORETTO'S CHARGER (THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS)
9. PURSUIT SPECIAL (MAD MAX)
10. STUNTMAN MIKE'S NOVA (DEATH PROOF)
11. ALONZO'S MONTE CARLO (TRAINING DAY)
12. 2054 LEXUS CD (MINORITY REPORT)
13. MR. MIYAGI'S FORD SUPER DE LUX (THE KARATE KID)
14. THE MARIJUANA VAN (CHEECH AND CHONG'S UP IN SMOKE)
15. FRANKENSTEIN'S MUSTANG (DEATH RACE)
16. ELEANOR (GONE IN 60 SECONDS)
17. TWINKIE'S HULKED OUT VW (TOKYO DRIFT)
18. 2003 MINI COOPER S (THE ITALIAN JOB)
19. MR. FRYE'S FERRARI (FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF)
20. TIM BURTON'S BATMOBILE (BATMAN)
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 05:22 AM Jul 26

I love the Tumbler but the Delorien can travel through time, and fly.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:28 PM Jul 26

The Delorien is the ultimate machine.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:17 PM Jul 26

"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"

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MY FAVORITE RIDLEY SCOTT FLICKS

Alienpo
1. BLADE RUNNER
2. ALIEN
3. GLADIATOR
4. KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
5. BLACK HAWK DOWN
6. LEGEND
7. HANNIBAL
8. MATCHSTICK MEN
9. AMERICAN GANGSTER
10. THE DUELLISTS
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MY FAVORITE SOUNDTRACKS

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1. THE QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
2. SPAWN
3. THE MATRIX
4. THE CROW
5. THE FIFTH ELEMENT
6. THE ROCK
7. HUSTLE & FLOW
8. STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH
9. SHOOT EM' UP
10. JOHNNY MNEMONIC
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MY FAVORITE DOCUMENTARIES

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1. EMPIRE OF DREAMS: THE STORY OF THE STAR WARS TRILOGY
2. THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED
3. RELIGULOUS
4. BOWLING FROM COLUMBINE
5. GRIZZLY MAN
6. THE KING OF KONG
7. MURDERBALL
8. AN INCOVENIENT TRUTH
9. KURT COBAIN: ABOUT A SON
10. SUPER SIZE ME
tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 02:24 AM Jul 26

Awesome I actually own 8 of these!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:23 PM Jul 26

THE ALIEN SAGA is a pretty good one on the whole ALIEN series. There was a BBC one called ALIEN EVOLUTION that was even better in that regard.

tet421
tet421 at 06:36 PM Jul 26

King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters

DARTH JOEKER created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

MY FAVORITE SPACESHIPS

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1. MILLINEUM FALCON
2. SERENITY
3. ICARUS II (SUNSHINE)
4. NOSTROMO (ALIENS)
5. U.S.S. ENTERPRISE
6. SLAVE I (THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK)
7. DISCOVERY ONE (2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY)
8. EVENT HORIZON
9. ELYSIUM (PANDORUM)
10. BASILICA: NECROPOLIS (CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK)
DARTH JOEKER
DARTH JOEKER at 03:09 AM Jul 26

HIT THE BUTTON MORE THAN I MEANT TO. THANKS FOR THE CORRECTION.

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 04:29 PM Jul 26

MILLINEUM FALCON !!!