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STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
#1 Movie of All-Time
CLERKS
#1 Comedy
THE DARK KNIGHT
#1 Action
STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
#1 Sci-Fi
STRANGELAND
#1 Horror
UMMMM......
#1 Romance
HALF BAKED
#1 Stoner
Batman: Under The Red Hood
#1 Animated
THE DARK KNIGHT
#1 Fantasy
NO
#1 Romantic Comedy
GARY OLDMAN
#1 Actor
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
#1 Actress
TAKASHI MIIKE
#1 Director
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
#1 Hottie
DARTH VADER
#1 Movie Character
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So much to catch up on.... Been in Iraq for six months taking pictures and videos... My wife has thankfully been buying everything to come out since I left so I have a stack of a hundred plus DVDs and Blu's to go through.... Can't wait
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razgriz21
razgriz21 at 01:50 AM Feb 03

She is beautiful.

DARTH JOEKER updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Feast has 2 of the sexiest women EVER.........
DARTH JOEKER updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I got "ushered" out of The Green Hornet for telling the loud ass kids in front of me to "shut the fuck up or get the fuck out". Evidently the kids were only 11-13 (like that fucking matters) and their parents were a few rows down. Why oh why would you let your kid yell and laugh and talk so loud other people cannot hear the movie? I HATE other people's kids.
BLove78
BLove78 at 11:19 PM Jan 25

Such bullshit.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 01:36 AM Jan 26

they kicked you out?? that's bullshit.

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 06:56 PM Jan 26

I weep for the future

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Coming to America (SE)
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Jurassic Park III
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JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:28 PM Jan 25

Decent guilty pleasure... Grant was the best part of it and the little kid surviving on the island was awful.

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The Lost World: Jurassic Park
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JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:29 PM Jan 25

Much better then the 3rd but nowhere near the 2nd.. I loved Roland.

jcov54
jcov54 at 09:33 PM Jan 25

That is the second. I like it up to them taking the T Rex to the U.S then it fell apart

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Things That Are Annoying The Sh#^ Out Of Me Right Now

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1. Justin Bieber
2. Remakes that do not need to be remade (especially Total Recall)
3. Star Wars Not Being On Blu Already
4. How awful X-Men: First Class is looking.
5. Jersey Shore
6. The wait for the next Harry Dresden Book
7. How awful the Buffy The Vampire Season 8 Motion Comic looks and sounds.
8. PG-13 "Horror Films"
9. My wife's taste in movies.
10. The Buffy remake with no Whedon.... Be like a new Harry Potter book written without J.K.
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 11:04 PM Jan 24

Agree on them all.

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 11:06 PM Jan 24

FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER

lordtyler912
lordtyler912 at 04:30 PM Jan 25

Agree.

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I know a lot of people will disagree with me but... I watched The Jerk for the first time tonight (high as hell mind you) and found it to be one of the WORST fucking movies of all time... I cannot belive that shit passes for comedy.
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:48 PM Jan 24

lol you probably shouldn't have been high then :P

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 02:00 AM Jan 25

I like the Jerk but i feel that way about dude where's my car.
can't fucking stand that movie.

DARTH JOEKER updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Blade: Trinity still makes me mad as hell.... Triple H really? Goyer should never EVER EVER direct a movie again. Just write them and let a GOOD film MAKER actually make it.
filmguy450
filmguy450 at 11:05 PM Jan 23

Yes, 'Blade Trinity' is a terrible damn film, but am I the only one who enjoyed the hell out his 'The Invisible' flick?

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 11:24 PM Jan 23

triple H was hardly the worst thing in the movie.
someone needed to tell ryan reynolds to stop for one thing.

filmguy450
filmguy450 at 02:41 AM Jan 24

Reynolds brought us one of the greatest, if not the pen-ultimate, insults of all time in that film, I give him a pass.

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