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darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Oblivion



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Studio: Universal
Genre: Action, Adventure, Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.oblivionmovie.com
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No Spoilers - The first really big movie i was dying to see this year but even tough its a good movie, I felt a bit disapointed. To me the worst of the movie its is first hour were all we see is Tom Cruise going from one side to another in his ship and nothing happening. I can understand why its needed, but it felt boring and made us not feel emotions towards the main caracthers, so wen the second half begins its showtime we get great action scenes all kinds of cool twists and a really cool ending but we never stop thinking in how much that first hour made us feel bored to death, so my advice to anyone who see this movie, the first hour be amazed with the visuals and then turn your brain ON for the second hour thats the best way you can enjoy the movie.

Other reviews of this film: Anakin (6/10) , acerky (8/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Warm Bodies



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Studio: Summit Entertainment
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.warmbodiesmovie.com
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A very nice way to start the year at the movies. This movie is fun sweet and as some really cool acting. Both me and my girlfriend loved it and i think everyone in the audience did as well. And its an original idea as well wich also count as a bonus.

Other reviews of this film: Weapon X (6/10) , drzeek (7/10) > Display all
timmyd
timmyd at 06:03 PM Apr 13

groovy flick !!

darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Dredd 3D



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Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action, Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.dreddthemovie.com
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Well I don´t understand why so much rave about this movie to me this is just a tunning version of The Raid Redemption only with less spectacular action sequences. The acting is OK and the story its short and simple so the main things here to like are the action and the special effects that are quite cool but nothing of unforgetabble.
A cool action movie nothing more.

Other reviews of this film: Anakin (8/10) , OldKingClancy (8/10) > Display all
darkvampire created a LIST: 4 months ago

My 10 BEST MOVIES OF 2012 Of 22 I saw

1. The Dark Knight Rises
2. The Avengers
3. Prometheus
4. The Hobbit
5. Looper
6. Cabin in the Woods
7. Snow White and The Huntsman
8. Cloud Atlas
9. Chronicle
10. The Raid Redemption
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Brave



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Directed by: Mark Andrews
Written by: Brenda Chapman
Cast: Kelly Macdonald, Emma Thompson, Billy Connolly, Julie Walters, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Robbie Coltrane
Studio: Walt Disney/Pixar
Genre: Animation
Official Site: www.disney.com/brave/
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This is problably the shortest movie i saw and its sad how much this seemed like a mix of Kenai and Koda with How to train your dragon and still they made it wrong. Not only is it short on ideas but also the funny moments seem so repetitive like the one of them falling on the floor every 5 minutes oh god ... The girl is the only thing i like in the movie in terms of appearance all the others seem so average it all just looks so short on this movie that i cannot give it a better grade.

Other reviews of this film: drzeek (8/10) , Hal2001 (6/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey



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Directed by: Peter Jackson
Written by: Philippa Boyens, Peter Jackson, Guillermo del Toro, Fran Walsh
Cast: Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett, Martin Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Richard Armitage, Andy Serkis, James Nesbitt, Rob Kazinsky, Jed Brophy, Aidan Turner, Ken Stott
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy
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It feels really good to go back to Middle Earth and seing some of the most amazing characters ever created on cinema. To me The lord of the rings is the best movie ever created so I was expecting greatness from the Hobbit and i´m glad to say The Hobbit is a very good movie. The hardest part to adapt in this film is the 48fps because all looks so fast and real that it seems were not seing a movie but wend u get used too it becomes phenomenal, there are no words to describe the beauty of the sceneries on this movie even a simple bird looks magestic. There are so many amazing moments on this movie i could write forever so i just have to say that the acting was amazing and i really wasn´t expecting to enjoy Bilbo as much as I did but he was amazing...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Dodong27 (7/10) , OldKingClancy (8/10) > Display all
Cochise
Cochise at 01:35 AM Jan 03

nice review man, good to see you enjoyed it!

darkvampire
darkvampire at 07:12 PM Jan 15

thanks cochise :D

darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Dark Shadows



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Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Horror, Mystery, Thriller
Official Site: www.darkshadowsthemovie.com
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I am a big fan of Tim Burton, but this is defenetlly its worst movie ever.
There is not one moment in this movie, were i said wow that was cool or were i laughed really hard, infact this movie is exactlly what you see in the trailer only longer, and i disliked the trailer allot. Even the acting seems all forced by praticcly everyone involved and even tough Jonnhy has its cool moments even him seem bored doing this. A weak movie that i will very soon forget

Other reviews of this film: Jedd the Jedi (6/10) , BocaDavie (4/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Ted



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Directed by: Seth McFarlane
Written by: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Seth MacFarlane
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: www.tedisreal.com
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Dam i had high hopes that this would be the best comedy ever, even tough it started with an actor i´m not a big fan of ( mark Walberg) but hey this is from the guy that brought us the amazing Family Guy, one of the funniest cartoons of all time, but sadly, this movie isn´t crazilly funny, its just a cool comedy with the bear being the coolest thing on the movie but i was hoping so much more, it just seemed soft compared to the jokes we see in Family Guy, but on its own its still a very decent comedy.

Other reviews of this film: Flimmaker1473 (9/10) , drzeek (8/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Knight & Day



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Directed by: James Mangold
Written by: Scott Frank, James Mangold
Cast: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgaard, Viola Davis, Olivier Martinez, Paul Dano, Maggie Grace, Mark Blucas
Studio: Fox
Genre: Action, Thriller
Official Site: www.knightanddaymovie.com
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A very crazy film that reminds me very much of the film Shoot em up that has tons of exagerated moments that just become silly.
The main diference here is that i love these 2 actors, and even tough i tought cruise was not at his best, it still was fun seing these 2 kill hundreds of agents doing impossible stunts all with style and making us laugh at the same time, but not a great movie by any means.

Other reviews of this film: Rogue428 (8/10) , VitamanMan8 (6/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Cloud Atlas



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Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.cloudatlas.com
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Such a great movie that could have been a masterpiece but it doesn´t get there and WHY? The lack of WOW moments i mean we get 6 stories, the 2 gay guys its sad but beautifull, the slave that saves the guy from the evil doctor wich is my 2 favourite, the old man trying to escape its funny, the newsreporter also great story and the last 2 the future ones its my most loved and most hated.
The one with Tom Hanks and Halle Berry i disliked it allot i couldn´t stand there silly accent and sleepy eyes it was all witout emotion but the chinese girl story was trully unforgetable i loveddd every second of it and wished the movie had more and more of that story, they both seemed so in love and its also very sad and the action scenes wowww beautifull and amazing but its 1 WOW in a 3 hour movie with 6 stories were only one did leaves in awe. Still an incredible achievment with great acting (chinese girl and guy and Hugo Weaving especially) beautifull soundtrack, funny moments and some emotional too, its a movie we will never forget for sure.

Other reviews of this film: drzeek (8/10) , Hal2001 (7/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Fast Five



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Directed by: Justin Lin
Written by: Chris Morgan
Cast: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, Matt Schulze, Tego Calderon, Don Omar, Elsa Pataky, Joaquim de Almeida, Dwayne Johnson
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Action, Thriller
Official Site: www.fastfivemovie.com
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I am impressed with how much i liked a Fast and Furious movie.
I saw 1 and 2 they are both OK didn´t cared about watching 3 and 4 but with so much great reviews on this i decided to take a look and i´m glad i did its brutal :D.
Great action sequences some funny moments beautifull places, makes you want to go to RIO some cool acting wich i didn´t expect, and a great fight betwen Badasses Vin Diesel and The Rock, a really really cool movie.

Other reviews of this film: Hal2001 (5/10) , TheChanges23 (8/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

The Amazing Spider-Man



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Directed by: Marc Webb
Written by: James Vanderbilt
Cast: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Denis Leary
Studio: Sony Pictures
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comic Book, Drama
Official Site: www.theamazingspiderman.com
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I rarely give negative reviews but i really can´t let this pass.... This movie makes no sense, i mean its a freaking copy of the 1st Spider man ,just with worst actors, worst vilain, worst action and worst soundtrack. And i mean the first Spider man didn´t come out along time ago so why not make Spider man 4 its just stupid and why try to improve an already amazing movie. The things i hated the most was the horrendous soundtrack and the shy moments betwen them both he seemed so fucking stupid and all so badly acted gahhggahahha duudhhhduh gagaghahha fuck offffff

Other reviews of this film: drzeek (7/10) , Hal2001 (6/10) > Display all
tylerlb85
tylerlb85 at 11:32 PM Dec 11

so did you like it?

Derek237
Derek237 at 05:40 AM Dec 12

I didn't hate the movie but in the grand scheme of things I would have preferred a Spider-Man 4. Or even somethingl ike they do with James Bond where they continue with a new actor and make it its own thing WITHOUT having to do the entire origin again.

darkvampire
darkvampire at 07:32 PM Dec 12

agree

darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 6 months ago

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 2)



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Directed by: Bill Condon
Written by: Melissa Rosenberg
Cast: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Jackson Rathbone, Ashley Greene, Anna Kendrick, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Billy Burke
Studio: Summit Entertainment
Genre: Action, Horror, Romance
Official Site: www.breakingdawn-themovie.com
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The end as come and as all other Twilight movies it felt more of the same again.
Unlike Harry Potter, another series of movies i didn´t cared much but had an amazing final movie this one to me its not even the best of the five i still go with Eclipse but its defenetlly a series of movies i don´t really want to see again. Even tough its anti climatic the end battle for me it was quite a surprise but overall a movie very similiar to all the other just all very average.

Other reviews of this film: cobb (8/10) , leesemarie (4/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 7 months ago

Looper



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Directed by: Rian Johnson
Written by: Rian Johnson
Cast: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Noah Segan, Jeff Daniels, Piper Perabo, Xu Qing
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Genre: Action, Science-Fiction, Thriller
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Wow what an amazing piece of cinema. This is really what we need in movies these days, originality. This movie really makes me remenber of Inception its all so fucking amazing that you leave the theater and talk for hours of what you have seen and think about it the next days. But its not just the story that rocks the acting is also top notch especially Bruce Willis i mean this guy is on its 50´s and still kicks ass. Overall a near perfect movie very close to a 10. Question ? Do we have a new Cristopher Nolan rising ???

Other reviews of this film: Hal2001 (7/10) , Avatard (9/10) > Display all
darkvampire posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 7 months ago

The Hunger Games



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Directed by: Gary Ross
Written by: Billy Ray
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Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Thriller
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The trailer looked lame and so is the movie, i mean this is the future right and are we suposed to evolve to make games betwen random people killing themselves and dress like clowns i don´t think so but hey its a movie right and we are suposed to like imagination but even if i skip the idiotic idea of our future, this leaves us with a movie with normal acting awfull action scenes all 1 second flashes and that last scene with the virtual mutant dogs or whatever that shit his its fucking lame as it is that guy with that stupid beard omfg. Hollywood bring some more action like Blade 2 lots of blood slow motion badass caracthers with scars and tatttos and buff not pretty boys and girls running from mutant gay dogs fuck off........

Other reviews of this film: G-Funk (9/10) , tbondrage99 (8/10) > Display all
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