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Taken



2009-taken-1

Directed by: Pierre Morel
Written by: Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen
Cast: Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen
Studio: Fox
Genre: Thriller
Official Site: www.takenmovie.com
Plot: An ex-soldier travels to Europe to embark on a frantic quest to rescue his daughter after the young girl is abducted, along with her friend, shortly after arriving for a vacation.

Review:

Taken is a film I was very much looking forward to, mainly because of the ultra cool looking trailer, Liam Neeson looking like a bad ass, and an intriguing looking story revolving around a kidnapping, revenge and justice. I’m glad to report that Taken is a lot of fun, with a few things sticking out the most as reasons for the film succeeding overall, one being Mr. Liam Neeson. Neeson, to me, is one of those guys who doesn’t look all the scary on the surface, but impresses me when he is given a role like this because I just don’t see him as the action hero type. Same thing occurred to me in Batman Begins. Neeson is ultra cool here, with enough slick moves and plenty of acting chops to pull this off without a hitch. Another high point in the film is the action, which for an hour or so is pretty darn fast paced and non-stop. Neeson’s character is essentially a one-man army who doesn’t stop to rest, and is motivated by his daughter’s safety and quick return, and because of this, and the fairly quick 90 minute runtime, we get Neeson going non-stop and balls to the walls. The story is also one that I found to very flawed, but ultimately a very cool idea. A Dad with tons of experience killing dudes for a living who is forced to find his daughter in an incredibly impossible scenario! Count me...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Pride and Glory



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Directed by: Gavin O'Connor
Written by: Gavin O'Connor, Joe Carnahan
Cast: Edward Norton, Colin Farrell, Jon Voight, Noah Emmerich, Jennifer Ehle, John Ortiz
Studio: New Line
Genre: Crime Drama
Official Site: www.prideandglorymovie.com
Plot: Four New York City cops are dead, killed in an ambush that has the entire police department on alert and on edge. With a cop killer on the loose and so much riding on the case, Chief of Manhattan Detectives Francis Tierney, Sr. asks his son, Detective Ray Tierney, to lead the investigation. Reluctantly Ray takes over the case knowing the cops who were lost had served under his brother, Francis Tierney, Jr., and alongside his brother-in-law, Jimmy Egan. On the surface, it looked like a routine drug bust gone terribly, tragically wrong. But as Ray delves deeper into the case, he realizes someone had to have tipped off the drug dealers that the cops were coming. Someone on the inside. Worse, the evidence starts to point in an unthinkable direction: to his own brother and brother-in-law. As the questions mount, the case forces the family to choose between their loyalties to one another and their loyalties to the department.

Review:

Pride & Glory has good actors at the helm, plenty of violence to chew on, and a gloomy, corruption plagued city as the setting to help set the mood early and often, however, what ultimately brings this movie down a few notches from being something you can truly enjoy through and through is the feeling of “been there, done that.” Unfortunately, everything that happens in Pride & Glory is anything but new or original, in fact this has a feel of a “We Own the Night” mixed in with various other cop/corruption dramas, like “Dark Blue”. Family members, all tied to the law, helping each other bury away the others’ sins. Revelations are made far too early to make for a surprising twist. There are also too many characters and not enough time, as we only get to skim the surface on who these people are and why we should care about them. Many issues are brought up, mostly between family (like a sick wife, a divorce that is closing in, and a corrupt brother who needs a way out), but they only get enough screen time to wet your whistle, and not enough is done to truly bring these ideas and issues to a close. And, when we do get an attempt at closure, we are greeted with a fist fight between brothers in a bar, and dialogue so embarrassing it is hard to keep watching...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Milk



2008-milk-1

Directed by: Gus Van Sant
Written by: Dustin Lance Black
Cast: Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin, Diego Luna, James Franco
Studio: Focus Features
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.MilktheMovie.com
Plot: The true story of Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man to be voted into major public office in America in 1977, when he was elected to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. In 1970 Milk moves from New York to San Francisco with lover Scott Smith, to start a new life, but they are surrounded by sexual discrimination. With the support of Smith and young activists like Cleve Jones, he plunges into the choppy waters of politics. It is a slow and rocky start and he and Smith separate. Milk meets his new lover Jack Lira, before being elected supervisor for the newly zoned District 5. His fight against Proposition 6, a proposed statewide referendum to fire gay schoolteachers, puts him into direct conflict with another newly elected supervisor, Dan White, with tragic consequences.

Review:

Milk is a film that is part history lesson, and part drama about the human condition, and I found it refreshing to learn something while becoming involved with such an onslaught of characters, emotions and events. Sean Penn plays Harvey Milk, an openly gay man who is sick of the discrimination he faces living day to day in San Francisco, and decides to do something about it. He plunges into a political career, eventually being elected to District supervisor, and proposes many ideas to help fight for human and gay rights. He does all this while juggling friends, lovers and naysayers. For me, what worked first and foremost in this film is Sean Penn as Harvey Milk. His energy is what makes the film, fully embodying Harvey Milk and portraying him as a caring, opinionated, witty and active politician and lover. This is a different role we are seeing from Penn, and he nails it. Josh Brolin, Emile Hirsch, James Franco & Diego Luna also come through in their smaller roles, making for a great ensemble piece overall. Brolin especially is great as Penn’s opposite in the film, the conservative family man with different ideas and opinions than that of Milk. He is impressive...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

The Wrestler



2008-wrestler-1

Directed by: Darren Aronofsky
Written by: Robert D. Siegel
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Marisa Tomei, Evan Rachel Wood
Studio: Fox Searchlight
Genre: Action, Drama
Official Site: www.foxsearchlight.com/thewrestler
Plot: Randy "The Ram" Robinson, a 1980s-era pro wrestler, has become a burnt-out shell of his former self. After he has a heart attack during a small-time match, a doctor tells him he could die if he fights again. In an effort to build a new life, Robinson takes a job at a deli, moves in with an aging stripper and tries to build a relationship with his daughter. But the prospect of a rematch with his old nemesis, the Ayatollah, proves too tempting to resist, even if it means risking his life.

Review:

A tender, sad and brutally honest movie about a sports star during his later years, making ends meat, tying up loose ends and trying to find meaning in his washed up life! Mickey Rourke plays Randy "The Ram" Robinson, an 80’s wrestler who is past his prime, but continues to stick around in the wrestling world because he knows nothing else! After some health problems are brought to his attention, Randy tries to get to know his daughter, start a relationship with an aging stripper and work menial jobs to stay afloat while staying away from the ring. The Wrestler is a movie that is absolutely breathtaking to watch, especially if you are as big a movie fan as I am, or just enjoy a well made character driven film. Aronofsky takes a story about a washed up wrestler and turns it into a remarkably tender, sad and genuine film about a part of life many go through, but few get to see get played out with such care and attention to detail. The wrestling scenes, for how silly the sport seems now, are odd but interesting, and never ridiculed. The characters all have their flaws and issues, but feel real and authentic. The setting, a cloudy, dark New Jersey, seems fairly gloomy and incredibly plain, but fits the washed up wrestler’s life perfectly. All the elements come together and work, and even though the story is nothing special (essentially following everything this guy does, through ups and downs),...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Transsiberian



2008-transsiberian-1

Directed by: Brad Anderson
Written by: Brad Anderson, Will Conroy
Cast: Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer, Kate Mara, Ben Kingsley, Thomas Kretschmann
Studio: First Look Studios
Genre: Thriller
Official Site: movies.filmax.com/trannsiberian/
Plot: An American couple, Roy and Jessie, decide to take the long way home from their recent sojourn in Asia on the legendary Trans-siberian Express train from Beijing to Moscow. On their way, they meet another couple from the West, Carlos and Abby, with whom they quickly form a familiar bond that often unites fellow travellers away from home. When Roy accidentally gets separated from the group at a stopover, Jessie begins to realize that their compatriots aren't exactly who or what they seem to be. The real danger begins to surface as a deceitful Russian detective and locals terrorize Jessie in this unforgettable journey.

Review:

A movie I didn’t know too much about going in but that I’m glad I took a chance on, as it proved to be a tense, atmospheric and all around interesting journey. Roy and Jessie are the couple this film is set around, played by Harrelson and Mortimer, who take a train from Beijing to Moscow, meeting up with another couple along the way. Danger starts to set in as emotions run high between the couples, and certain bonds are formed, and betrayed along the way. Part of this movie is a character study of a married couple on the brink of either the next step in their lives together or a complete breakdown, as well as an odd bond them and another new couple that enter their life. Once the other steps into play, a certain guessing game is brought into the film, as you must try to decide who, what and why this other couple are taking such an interest in Roy and Jessie. The second half of this movie is more of a mysterious sort of crime drama, that comes through in terms of keeping the tension high and leaving the audience guessing. Both halves I found equally as fascinating, with one letting us enter and discover who these couples are, while the second half keeps the adrenaline and guessing games pumping. I loved Mortimer here, as the movie really starts to revolve around her once things get rolling, and she displayed the right amount of...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

My Best Friend's Girl



2008-my_best_friends_girl-1

Directed by: Howard Deutch
Written by: Jordan Cahan
Cast: Kate Hudson, Dane Cook, Jason Biggs, Lizzy Caplan, Alec Baldwin
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Romantic comedy
Official Site: www.mybestfriendsgirlmovie.com
Plot: Smart, beautiful and headstrong, Alexis is the girl of Dustin's dreams. But after only five weeks of dating, the love-struck Dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis is forced to slow things down--permanently. Devastated and desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best friend, Tank, the rebound specialist. A master at seducing--and offending--women, Tank gets hired by freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives--an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. But when Tank works his magic on Alexis, he ends up meeting the challenge of a lifetime. Alexis is the first girl who knows how to call his bluff, and Tank soon finds himself torn between his loyalty to Dustin and a strange new attraction to his best friend's girl.

Review:

What I figured would be mediocre and sort of funny turns out to be just that, mediocre and sort of funny, and well...I guess this could work if you’re 20 years old and like raunchy comedies! Dane Cook plays Tank, a man who earns extra money helping out guys all around town who have just broken up with their girl and want to get back together, fast! Tank arranges an accidental meeting with the ex, charms her and then takes her through the worst date of her life. Of course, she realizes how bad dating is and runs back to the safety of her original man! For as bad as you assume this film will be, and as bad you don’t want to like Cook, his little gig here is actually pretty funny, as he is so over the top, quick on his toes and perfect as the asshole here. He brought a few laughs, and seems like a good fit in films like these (now he just needs a better role, maybe something more original). There are a few moments where you laugh, even though you know you are not suppose to, like the first time Cook takes a girl out on a bad date, or when he goes out with his Dad (Baldwin) who tells him (in detail) about his love like with the ladies (man…Baldwin’s dirty in this movie). I also actually dug the “countdown” thing, which occurs twice, which takes the ten “strikes”,...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Appaloosa



2008-appaloosa-1

Directed by: Ed Harris
Written by: Robert Knott, Ed Harris
Cast: Viggo Mortensen, Ed Harris, Renee Zellweger, Jeremy Irons, Lance Henricksen
Studio: Warner Bros.
Genre: Western
Official Site: welcometoappaloosa.warnerbros.com
Plot: When two gunmen, Virgil Cole and Everett Hitch, arrive in Appaloosa they find a small, dusty and lawless town suffering at the hands of renegade rancher Randall Bragg. Bragg has not only taken supplies, horses, and women for his own, but also has left the city marshal and a deputy for dead. In Bragg they find an unusually wily adversary who raises the stakes by playing with emotions. It is now up to Cole and Hitch to stand against the actions of the renegade rancher, which have already taken their toll on the town.

Review:

Appaloosa has a great cast, a talented Director at the helm and is a frickin’ Western for crying out loud, but unfortunately disappoints almost every step of the way! Appaloosa is about two gunfighters, Virgil and Everett, in the 1800’s who are asked to help the small town of Appaloosa in the late 1800s. Their quest is to bring down Randall Bragg and his gang, who continually bring trouble to the quiet town. Allison French, a widower and everyman’s dream woman, comes into town as well to shake things up and try to win the heart of Virgil. This film started off interestingly enough, with a murder, a few confrontations and an example of what Virgil and Everett, best buds and lawmen, are capable of. From there, essentially 20 minutes into the film, everything goes downhill. The filmmakers decided to go from a tension-packed, confrontational revenge movie about misfits firing back on a small town with two kick ass lawmen, into well….a lot of different things, but none of which were emotionally engaging or entertaining. There is a courtroom drama in here, a love story (actually more than one), a drawn out (and boring) chase through the desert, a pack of wild Indians causing havoc (?) and even a governmental change in power that supposedly shakes things up. Essentially, there were a lot of different ideas and places to take this movie, but not enough time to develop all of them, with plenty of gaps to show...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Revolutionary Road



2008-revolutionary_road-1

Directed by: Sam Mendes
Written by: Justin Haythe
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Michael Shannon, Kathryn Hahn, David Harbour, Kathy Bates
Studio: Paramount Vantage
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.revolutionaryroadmovie.com/
Plot: Frank and April, a married couple in the 1950s, have always seen themselves as special, different, ready and willing to live their lives based on higher ideals. So, as soon as they move into their new house on Revolutionary Road, they proudly declare their independence from the suburban inertia that surrounds them and determine never to be trapped by the social confines of their era. Yet for all their charm, beauty and irreverence, the Wheelers find themselves becoming exactly what they didn't expect: a good man with a routine job whose nerve has gone missing; a less-than-happy homemaker starving for fulfillment and passion; an American family with lost dreams, like any other. Driven to change their fates, April hatches an audacious plan to start all over again, to leave the comforts of Connecticut behind for the great unknown of Paris. But when the plan is put in motion, each spouse is pushed to extremes--one to escape whatever the cost, the other to save all that they have, no matter the compromises.

Review:

A film that proves to be effective because of its two main terrific performances and an honest and cripplingly look at marriage and middle class America. The movies revolves around Frank & April, a married couple who obviously have problems within their marriage, but also a hope that a new start in a different city may fix their problems. Frank is played by DiCaprio, a husband who commutes to NYC everyday to work at a job he hates. April is played by Winslet, a stay-at-home who thinks up ways to start new with her life and family. DiCaprio and Winslet are of course terrific here, with an obvious chemistry that takes the movie to a higher level. The way they can seem so in love one minute, whispering sweet nothings to each other and finding sexual urges at the drop of a dime, to absolutely hating each other the next, with obvious detestable eyes, glares and fighting words, is a compliment to their talents and of course the well written dialogue. The way their characters are written, with obvious flaws in both (for Frank, an understanding side, but with an obvious lack of devotion, and with April a short tempered spontaneous streak), gradually becomes more apparent throughout the movie, to the point that you can understand why they just don’t work together! A great job by both actors, who even though will not get recognized at the Oscars, make the movie what it is, an effective character study about...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Doubt



2008-doubt-1

Directed by: John Patrick Shanley
Written by: John Patrick Shanley
Cast: Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams, Viola Davis
Studio: Miramax
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.doubt-themovie.com
Plot: It's 1964, St. Nicholas in the Bronx. A vibrant, charismatic priest, Father Flynn, is trying to upend the school's strict customs, which have long been fiercely guarded by Sister Aloysius Beauvier, the iron-gloved Principal who believes in the power of fear and discipline. The winds of political change are sweeping through the country, and, indeed, the school has just accepted its first black student, Donald Miller. But when Sister James, a hopeful innocent, shares with Sister Aloysius her suspicion that Father Flynn is paying too much personal attention to Donald, Sister Aloysius is galvanized to begin a crusade to both unearth the truth and expunge Flynn from the school. Now, without a shred of proof or evidence except her moral certainty, Sister Aloysius locks into a battle of wills with Father Flynn, a battle that threatens to tear apart the Church and school with devastating consequences.

Review:

A definite “Oscar” movie that won’t make everyone a believer, but offered up enough interesting dilemmas and effective messages to catch and hold my attention! The movie revolves around Father Flynn (Hoffman), who is trying to make his Church and the school’s customs a bit more lenient and inviting. This doesn’t go over well with the fiercely guarded Sister Aloysius (Streep), who believes in the power of fear and discipline. The two collide as doubt and is formed in the mind of the Sister, when an incident involving Father Flynn is witnessed. There isn’t a lot of things that happen in Doubt besides some sermons, some classroom scenes and a few verbal altercations, but man….just a few of those scenes spit up enough tension and drama to make it all worth it. In the hands of less talented actors, I can see this film being a straight up yawn! But the acting is of course terrific, with all the key players coming through (was there any doubt Hoffman and Streep wouldn’t!) with effective performances by Amy Adams as the young Nun in the Church, and a small role by Viola Davis as a confused Mother being confronted with tough news! Streep is a fairly mean old lady, who only has her own intentions on her mind, and she is tough to watch, but that of course speaks of her acting chops. Hoffman is just immersed in the Preacher character, making us question his possible choices and...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Gran Torino



2008-gran_torino-1

Directed by: Clint Eastwood
Written by: Nick Schenk
Cast: Clint Eastwood, Geraldine Hughes, John Carroll Lynch
Studio: Warner Bros.
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.grantorinomovie.com
Plot: Walt Kowalski is a widower, grumpy, tough-minded, borderline-hateful, unhappy old man who can't get along with either his kids or his neighbors, a Korean War veteran whose prize possession is a 1973 Gran Torino he keeps in cherry condition. When his neighbor Tao, a young Hmong teenager, tries to steal his Gran Torino, Kowalski sets out to reform the youth. Drawn against his will into the life of Tao's family, Kowalski is soon taking steps to protect them form the gangs that foul their neighborhood.

Review:

Clint Eastwood comes through once again with an amazing character driven film, Gran Torino, which is about as good, and as meaningful, a movie you will see all year. Eastwood plays Walt, a bitter and haunted man, whose wife has just died and who clings desperately to a neighborhood and mindset that no longer exists in the 21st century. When his neighbor Thao tries to steal his prized muscle car as part of a gang initiation, Walt is forced to grapple with the world around him, taking Thao under his wing and protecting his neighbors from the gangs that corrupt the city. Eastwood is brilliant in this film, both in front and behind the camera. In front, he plays his character patiently, leaving a sense of fear in our hearts at first, then progresses into a man looking for redemption. His personality starts to thaw as he finds his neighbors to be more than what meets his eye, and the Clint behind the camera makes the journey interesting, funny and never rushes the conclusion, but instead lets us into Walt’s heart, slowly, and it creates a believable, greater understanding of his transformation. Bee Vang (Thao) and Vhney Her (Thao’s sister) come through as the neighbors who eventually win over Walt’s heart, and Christopher Carley as the baby faced Priest who looks after Walt gives a memorable performance as well. Besides the outstanding performances, what stood out the most for me was the storytelling, which I’ve hinted at a...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Yes Man



2008-yes_man-1

Directed by: Peyton Reed
Written by: Nicholas Stoller, Jarrad Paul, Andrew Mogel
Cast: Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, Rhys Darby, John Michael Higgins, Danny Masterson, Terence Stamp
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: yesisthenewno.warnerbros.com
Plot: A man signs up for a self-help program based on one simple principle: say yes to everything... and anything. At first, unleashing the power of "yes" transforms his life in amazing and unexpected ways, but he soon discovers that opening up his life to endless possibilities can have its drawbacks.

Review:

Yes Man is as predictable and formulaic as romantic comedies come, but for some reason Yes Man still got the best of me. Jim Carrey plays Carl, a man who has become sort of a recluse since his wife left him, and who needs a change in life. That change comes in the form of a self-help seminar that gets Carl saying “Yes” to everything and which gets Carl to start enjoying the little things in life that he never had a chance to before. Jim Carrey has sort veered down the mainstream path again as of late, with comedies like Bruce Almighty, Fun with Dick & Jane, and now Yes Man, and even though I would rather see him in more challenging, yet still funny roles, like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show, I just love the energy and effort he puts into any roles he takes on, and the same goes for Yes Man. Here is he is an everyday Joe who lives a normal, non-eventful life who gets transformed into the perfect Carrey character, a guy who starts to act a little zany, hams it up a little bit, takes some chances and just starts enjoying life. I am ok with that, and I found his act this time around to be funny and heartwarming. The movie itself is just a vehicle for his zaniness, but it does let him get back on track with his friends, as well as a girl, the...[more]...

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Valkyrie



2008-valkyrie-1

Directed by: Bryan Singer
Written by: Christopher McQuarrie
Cast: Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Terrence Stamp, Bill Nighy
Studio: United Artists
Genre: Drama, Thriller, War
Official Site: valkyrie.unitedartists.com
Plot: Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg is a loyal officer who serves his country all the while hoping that someone will find a way to stop Hitler before Europe and Germany are destroyed. Realizing that time is running out, he decides that he must take action himself and joins the German resistance. Armed with a cunning strategy to use Hitler's own emergency plan - known as Operation Valkyrie - these men plot to assassinate the dictator and overthrow his Nazi government from the inside.

Review:

Valkyrie is a film that has enough suspense and enough cool actors at the helm to make for an interesting 2 hours at the theater, but it wasn’t a film that blew me away by any means. The film is based on a true story of Nazi officers who grew tired of Hitler and his murderous ways, and who make an effort to kill him in the late stages of WWII. The story revolves around Cruise’s character, a German Colonel, who leads this valiant effort to take Hitler out of power. Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Terence Stamp, Tom Wilkinson and the rest of the cast are all good here, as expected, and David Bamber in his smaller role as Hitler also is effective, but then again maybe just the site of Hitler, no mater who the actor is, demands your attention. The film is a mix between a history lesson and a suspense, with bits of action thrown in every so often. Director Bryan Singer keeps things moving along at a good pace, with mostly all relevant scenes and interesting dialogue. I didn’t find myself bored at all through the runtime. The movie works more as a suspense thriller, however, so don’t go in expecting an action film. There are plenty of moments of tension, especially when the plan gets kicked into gear, all of which create a false hope that maybe, just maybe, Hitler could just die this time around...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Slumdog Millionaire



2008-slumdog_millionaire-1

Directed by: Danny Boyle
Written by: Simon Beaufoy
Cast: Dev Patel, Freida Pinto, Mia Drake, Imran Hasnee, Anil Kapoor
Studio: Fox Searchlight
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.foxsearchlight.com/slumdogmillionaire
Plot: Jamal Malik, an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, is just one question away from winning a staggering 20 million rupees on India’s “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” But when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion of cheating; how could a street kid know so much? Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local gangs, and of Latika, the girl he loved and lost.

Review:

One of, if not the best, movies of 2009! And what is great about this movie, for me at least, is that it came out of nowhere and blindsided me with sincerity, inventiveness and suspense! Slumdog Millionaire is just a great movie from start to finish, with Director Danny Boyle making an original, underdog fairy tale, with a dash of romance and plenty of tension surfacing every so often to keep the audience on their toes. This is a story of an orphan, who overcomes horrid obstacles, such as poor living conditions and child exploitation, to come out on top with enough in his favor to start a real life! It’s is absolutely impossible not to root for Jamal, along with his brother and girlfriend, who go through the same situations and bad luck. But as joyous as the story turns out to be, the reason Slumdog Millionaire is so darn entertaining is because of the directing, with Boyle’s use of vivid colors, upbeat tunes, a fast pace and a consistently tense technique of telling the story. Boyle uses shots from Jamal playing “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”, Jamal being questioned by Police during the gameshow, and finally Jamal’s childhood, from child to present day. Each of these areas prove to be just as entertaining, with the game show providing much of the tension, and the questioning by the police helping transition to Jamal’s life story, which of course is shown truthfully as he stays alive, escapes...[more]...

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The Tale of Despereaux



2008-tale_of_despereaux-1

Directed by: Sam Fell, Rob Stevenhagen
Written by: Gary Ross, Will McRobb, Chris Viscardi
Cast: (voices) Matthew Broderick, Robbie Coltrane, Frances Conroy, Tony Hale, Ciaran Hinds, Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Kline, Christopher Lloyd, William H. Macy, Stanley Tucci, Tracey Ullman, Emma Watson, Sigourney Weaver
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Animation
Official Site: www.thetaleofdespereauxmovie.com
Plot: Tiny and graced with oversized ears, Despereaux was born too big for his little world. Refusing to live his life cowering, he befriends a Princess named Pea and learns to read (rather than eat) books -- reveling in stories of knights, dragons and fair maidens. Banished from Mouseworld for being more man than mouse, Despereaux is rescued by another outcast, Roscuro, who also wants to hear the tales. But when the Princess dismisses Roscuro's friendship, he becomes the ultimate rat and plots revenge with fellow outsider Mig. After Pea is kidnapped, Despereaux discovers he is the only one who can rescue her...and that even the tiniest mouse can find the courage of a knight in shining armor.

Review:

A “cute” looking film, aimed of course at families and younger kids, but nothing too fun or exciting happens in The Tale of Despereaux to warrant spending big bucks at the theater...[more]...

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DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Seven Pounds



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Directed by: Gabriele Muccino
Written by: Grant Nieporte
Cast: Will Smith, Rosario Dawson, Michael Ealy, Barry Pepper, Woody Harrelson
Studio: Sony Pictures
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.sevenpounds.com/
Plot: Ben Thomas is an IRS agent with a fateful secret who embarks on an extraordinary journey of redemption by forever changing the lives of seven strangers.

Review:

Seven Pounds is a difficult movie for me to talk about in a short amount of space, mainly because I have a soft spot in my heart for movies that dare to be a little different, and also because I found the subject matter to be of interest, consistently intriguing and brimming with emotion. So, I feel I could write for days, but I will try to keep it short...[more]...

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Directed by: David Fincher
Written by: Eric Roth
Cast: Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton, Elias Koteas, Jason Flemyng, Julia Ormond
Studio: Paramount
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.benjaminbutton.com
Plot: "I was born under unusual circumstances." And so begins "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," adapted from the 1920s story by F. Scott Fitzgerald about a man who is born in his eighties and ages backwards: a man, like any of us, who is unable to stop time. We follow his story, set in New Orleans from the end of World War I in 1918, into the 21st century, following his journey that is as unusual as any man's life can be.

Review:

The perfect mix of style, storytelling, CGI and makeup. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button hit darn near all the right notes, and left me pleased as a clam when all was said and done...[more]...

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Snowboy at 04:00 PM Dec 30

Oh, I LOVED the car accident scene. At first, I wasn't sure what they were doing, but as the narration moved along, it all just clicked so perfectly.

DaFuNk44 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 4 years ago

Kung Fu Panda



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Directed by: Mark Osborne, John Stevenson
Written by: TBA
Cast: Angelina Jolie, Jack Black, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Dustin Hoffman, Ian McShane
Studio: Dreamworks
Genre: Animation
Official Site: www.kungfupanda.com
Plot: Enthusiastic, big and a little clumsy, Po is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around...which doesn't exactly come in handy while working every day in his family's noodle shop. Unexpectedly chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, Po's dreams become reality when he joins the world of Kung Fu and studies alongside his idols, the legendary Furious Five -- Tigress, Crane, Mantis, Viper and Monkey -- under the leadership of their guru, Master Shifu. But before they know it, the vengeful and treacherous snow leopard Tai Lung is headed their way, and it's up to Po to defend everyone from the oncoming threat. Can he turn his dreams of becoming a Kung Fu master into reality? Po puts his heart - and his girth - into the task, and the unlikely hero ultimately finds that his greatest weaknesses turn out to be his greatest strengths.

Review:

Kung Fu Panda is just a joy to watch unfold, with perfect voice work, quality characters, plenty of butt-kicking and action, and animation that is fascinating to behold. The movie starts off on a high note and immediately starts introducing its underdog, Po the Panda, to us as a lovable klutz who lives and dreams kung fu. He is voiced perfectly by Jack Black, and is hard to dislike, as he is continually finds joy in kung fu, food and adoring his favorite kung fu masters. He is also a big teddy bear really, as he is one of the kinder, gentler characters in the movie. After being labeled “the chosen one”, his journey to work with the kung fu masters is more than fun, as the overweight panda must train and prove himself to his new friends and the city. It’s hard not to like a movie like this, that is constantly reiterating quality values that kids and parents can admire, and the film has just the right mix of different characters, action and emotional involvement, making for a consistently fun time with a little bit of food for thought afterwards too. Enough time is spent on training and teaching, without becoming too much or not enough, and the action is consistent, with an ending that is a blast to watch. And, maybe most important, the filmmakers rely heavily on CGI to bring the characters to life, set in beautiful old China, with detailed inner-city dwellings and...[more]...

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Fred Claus



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Directed by: David Dobkin
Written by: Dan Fogelman, Jessie Nelson
Cast: Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, Miranda Richardson, Elizabeth Banks, John Michael Higgins, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates, Kevin Spacey
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: fredclaus.warnerbros.com
Plot: Fred Claus has lived his entire life in his brother's very large shadow. Fred tried, but could hardly live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a fast-talking repo man who's run out of luck and money. Over Mrs. Claus' objections, Nicholas agrees to help his brother on one condition: that he come to the North Pole and earn the money he needs by working in Santa's Toy Shop. The trouble is that Fred isn't exactly elf material and, with Christmas fast approaching, Fred could jeopardize the jolliest holiday of the year.

Review:

Fred Claus is watchable only for a few reasons, one being Mr. Vince Vaughn and his usual smart ass, fast talking personality and fun energy that he gives off in every movie. His energy is what makes certain scenes, like the dance off in Santa’s toy factory, easy to watch, and teaching an elf to dance in a bar, awkward yet hard to look away from. If you typically like Vaughn, you should enjoy him here, of course, in a more toned down role. Other than Vaughn and his efforts, there are some impressive special effects going on here, and a North Pole town filled with lights, elves and high tech stuff every which way, so the setting and the grand nature of it all was definitely worth noting. In terms of compliments I have for the film, that is about the extent of it...[more]...

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The Day The Earth Stood Still



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Directed by: Scott Derrickson
Written by: David Scarpa
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates, Jaden Smith
Studio: Fox
Genre: Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.thedaytheearthstoodstillmovie.com
Plot: Renowned scientist Dr. Helen Benson finds herself face to face with an alien called Klaatu, who travels across the universe to warn of an impending global crisis. When forces beyond Helen’s control treat the extraterrestrial as a hostile and deny his request to address the world’s leaders, she and her estranged stepson Jacob quickly discover the deadly ramifications of Klaatu’s claim that he is a friend to the Earth. Now Helen must find a way to convince the entity who was sent to destroy us that mankind is worth saving--but it may be too late.

Review:

Not the kick ass movie I thought it would be, but still a very entertaining one that still delivered enough wonder and special effects to keep a movie nerd like me happy. First off, I’ll start with the bad….as this film does have its share of problems, including a set of government officials and scientists that come off as laughably stupid in the middle of an alien crisis. Kathy Bates, as the President’s right hand lady, was specifically awful in a role she should have never been given, as she continually barks orders and acts like she knows anything about this given situation. A good middle chunk of the movie has very little action or sci-fi moments to keep those action fans happy, as well as plenty of slower scenes that seem to delay the inevitable. The whole idea of convincing Reeve’s character, Klaatu, of letting the humans live, also isn’t done in a terribly convincing way (the world doesn’t just revolve around two or three people), so in the end, the whole conclusion, which includes the human race and our ability to change, seems to be glossed over and given a little too easy and upbeat ending...[more]...

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Get Smart



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Directed by: Peter Segal
Written by: Tom J. Astle, Matt Ember
Cast: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Alan Arkin, Terence Stamp, Terry Crews, David Koechner, James Caan, Masi Oka, Nate Torrence, Kenneth Davitian
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: www.getsmartmovie.com
Plot: Maxwell Smart is on a mission to thwart the latest plot for world domination by the evil crime syndicate known as KAOS. When the headquarters of U.S. spy agency Control is attacked and the identities of its agents compromised, the Chief has no choice but to promote his ever-eager analyst Maxwell Smart, who has always dreamt of working in the field alongside stalwart superstar Agent 23. Smart is partnered instead with the only other agent whose identity has not been compromised: the lovely-but-lethal veteran Agent 99. As Smart and 99 get closer to unraveling KAOS' master plan--and each other--they discover that key KAOS operative Siegfried and his sidekick Shtarker are scheming to cash in with their network of terror. Given little field experience and even less time, Smart--armed with nothing but a few spy-tech gadgets and his unbridled enthusiasm--must defeat KAOS if he is to save the day.

Review:

A few enjoyable moments, but overall a huge disappointment. Get Smart was a film that I was never really excited about seeing, but had an interest in (at some point) because I am indeed a fan of Steve Carell, and I am all for a movie starring The Rock and Alan Arkin as well. So, for me…it was more about the actors attached than a real interest in the story. I have no knowledge about the original show, so that of course has nothing to do with my disappointment in the final result...[more]...

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