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Netflix remaking Lost in Space is probably the only way I'd be interested in such an idea.
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KING Of All Schmoes
Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Aside from "D is for" and "U is for", ABCs of Death 2 manages to be a worse collection of horror shorts than the first ABCs.
RandomK1NG at 10:22 AM Oct 06

I actually thought A, C, S & R were all better than both D & U. But the overall product is just as "meh" as the first one.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Aaaaand Horns has been censored for its UK release... looks like I'll be skipping the theatrical release then.
OldKingClancy at 03:02 PM Sep 25

What? Fuck that's annoying. Do you know how much they're cutting out?

Cronos at 04:52 PM Sep 25

It's pretty vague but it doesn't look like a lot. It was precut before certification under BBFC guidance, looks like it was to two scenes:

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 year ago

Dredd: The Musical


Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Kite's a solid contender for worst "insert category here" of the year... I'm struggling to think of one single positive thing that could be said about it.
YoshioKun13 at 03:30 AM Sep 18

Hmm, would that happen to have any relation to the KITE anime?

Cronos at 05:11 AM Sep 18

Yeah, it's a preditctably toned down live action remake of it.

YoshioKun13 at 05:16 AM Sep 18


I watched the anime a long time ago, though it was a considerably censored US release of the original uncut Japanese version. I don't really remember it at all, only that it was like a much seedier LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL.

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Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 year ago

The Dead Lands (2014) Official Trailer


Cochise at 10:42 PM Sep 13

Looks cool!

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 year ago

Fury - International Trailer


Dodong27 at 11:43 AM Sep 08

Dude..!!! I can't wait for this... this and Interstellar!

I just hope Shia Labeouf doesn't have a scene where he screams like a little girl... Optimusssssss..!!!

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The Last Witch Hunter

Cochise at 12:10 PM Sep 05

is that Vin with a beard I see? I am soooo intrigued! Definitely lookin forward to this. And I just saw he made a little video showing a poster/banner/titlecard type thing for his Hannibal movie, I'm thinking that's a sign that it's finally starting to get going!

Cronos at 01:45 PM Sep 05

Indeed it is, this wasn't even on my radar until I saw this pic, definitely going to keep an eye on it.

Completely missed the Hannibal poster video tease thing. Hope that means it's finally moving along, been interested in that since he first started talking about it.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 year ago

Spider-Woman's Big Ass is a Big Deal!


WalkAway at 11:53 AM Sep 05

The amount of sexism and misogyny ingrained into the comic book community is disgusting. Even the best women characters are treated as sex objects and given the short end of the stick. And don't get me started on the women who work in the business. After being bombarded with instance after instance, people are going to take every offense (and yes this disgusting cover photo is one) very harsh and they have a right to.

Cochise at 12:12 PM Sep 05

*except he already has

hahaha wow. Great video. This guy makes so many great points!
All these publications/reporters from Elle, Entertainment Weekly, TIME, etc. look SO dumb here!

Laksmikanti at 11:51 AM Oct 04

I loved this video, he has a point and is very well documented. Very good job.

Cronos posted an IMAGE item: over 1 year ago

Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:07 PM Aug 27

"I've got a wicked hangover, Hogwarts can deliver its own goddamn enchanted mail."

Invidtus at 10:07 PM Aug 27

Kiss my ass Harry can't you see I'm hurtin-

Cronos updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

RIP Richard Attenborough
Anakin at 04:12 PM Aug 24

It's a hoax. I think.

Cronos at 04:14 PM Aug 24

Heard about the Facebook hoax but this apparently comes from his son.

Anakin at 04:16 PM Aug 24

Aw no. RIP. Very sad.

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Full Metal Disney


Glinda at 11:38 AM Aug 23

LOL! This was great.

Cronos updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

I suppose there's one positive thing that can be said about Hercules... it's not as bad as The Legend of Hercules.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:37 AM Aug 13

More like Hercu-less.

Yeah, I've made that joke before, it's still funny.

Cronos updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Possible big screen Babylon 5 reboot? I'm normally very hesitant when it comes to reboots (especially of things I love) but I wouldn't mind seeing that happen.
Cochise at 12:24 PM Aug 08

I never got into that series at all but I'm always down for more sci-fi and again I don't know much about this but I think it could make for a really cool blockbuster reboot. I'd be there.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 01:05 PM Aug 08

I never saw the show, but like Cochise.. I would be interested in seeing it on the big screen.
I don't get why it needs to be labeled a reboot.. How about just continuing the adventure almost like Star Trek did with "The Next Generation".

Cronos at 03:02 PM Aug 08

That's part of why I usually take issue with reboots but the way the series played out would probably make it difficult to convincingly continue the story.

Plus with the series being 20 years old (realising that makes me feel old), I expect getting funding would be easier going the reboot route.

I highly recommend checking out the series, it's a favourite of mine.

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