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With the recent cast announcements I might have to actually give Game of Thrones a shot.
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KING Of All Schmoes
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 11 months ago

Fury - International Trailer


Dodong27 at 11:43 AM Sep 08

Dude..!!! I can't wait for this... this and Interstellar!

I just hope Shia Labeouf doesn't have a scene where he screams like a little girl... Optimusssssss..!!!

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The Last Witch Hunter

Cochise at 12:10 PM Sep 05

is that Vin with a beard I see? I am soooo intrigued! Definitely lookin forward to this. And I just saw he made a little video showing a poster/banner/titlecard type thing for his Hannibal movie, I'm thinking that's a sign that it's finally starting to get going!

Cronos at 01:45 PM Sep 05

Indeed it is, this wasn't even on my radar until I saw this pic, definitely going to keep an eye on it.

Completely missed the Hannibal poster video tease thing. Hope that means it's finally moving along, been interested in that since he first started talking about it.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 11 months ago

Spider-Woman's Big Ass is a Big Deal!


WalkAway at 11:53 AM Sep 05

The amount of sexism and misogyny ingrained into the comic book community is disgusting. Even the best women characters are treated as sex objects and given the short end of the stick. And don't get me started on the women who work in the business. After being bombarded with instance after instance, people are going to take every offense (and yes this disgusting cover photo is one) very harsh and they have a right to.

Cochise at 12:12 PM Sep 05

*except he already has

hahaha wow. Great video. This guy makes so many great points!
All these publications/reporters from Elle, Entertainment Weekly, TIME, etc. look SO dumb here!

Laksmikanti at 11:51 AM Oct 04

I loved this video, he has a point and is very well documented. Very good job.

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Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:07 PM Aug 27

"I've got a wicked hangover, Hogwarts can deliver its own goddamn enchanted mail."

Invidtus at 10:07 PM Aug 27

Kiss my ass Harry can't you see I'm hurtin-

Cronos updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

RIP Richard Attenborough
Anakin at 04:12 PM Aug 24

It's a hoax. I think.

Cronos at 04:14 PM Aug 24

Heard about the Facebook hoax but this apparently comes from his son.

Anakin at 04:16 PM Aug 24

Aw no. RIP. Very sad.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 12 months ago

Full Metal Disney


Glinda at 11:38 AM Aug 23

LOL! This was great.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

I suppose there's one positive thing that can be said about Hercules... it's not as bad as The Legend of Hercules.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:37 AM Aug 13

More like Hercu-less.

Yeah, I've made that joke before, it's still funny.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

Possible big screen Babylon 5 reboot? I'm normally very hesitant when it comes to reboots (especially of things I love) but I wouldn't mind seeing that happen.
Cochise at 12:24 PM Aug 08

I never got into that series at all but I'm always down for more sci-fi and again I don't know much about this but I think it could make for a really cool blockbuster reboot. I'd be there.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 01:05 PM Aug 08

I never saw the show, but like Cochise.. I would be interested in seeing it on the big screen.
I don't get why it needs to be labeled a reboot.. How about just continuing the adventure almost like Star Trek did with "The Next Generation".

Cronos at 03:02 PM Aug 08

That's part of why I usually take issue with reboots but the way the series played out would probably make it difficult to convincingly continue the story.

Plus with the series being 20 years old (realising that makes me feel old), I expect getting funding would be easier going the reboot route.

I highly recommend checking out the series, it's a favourite of mine.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Studio Ghibli.... noooooooooooo... :'(
YoshioKun13 at 01:13 AM Aug 04



Cronos at 03:17 AM Aug 04

There's news floating around (still no direct official word) they're going to close the production side of the company and just focus on managing their existing IP. :'(

Cronos at 12:07 PM Aug 04

Yeah, going to have to wait for official word from the studio. Really hope it was wrong.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Disappointed with Under the Skin, thought I'd like it but other than some nice visuals it's really not very good.
cerealkiller182 at 03:10 PM Jul 30

i liked it

Cochise at 07:28 PM Jul 30

agreed Cronos.

Terror Australis
Terror Australis at 11:45 PM Jul 30

I have to disagree you there. It's the best film that I've seen so far this year. It was extraordinary.

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Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Ohhhh shit, poor Expendables, someone's dun goofed.
razgriz21 at 04:20 PM Jul 24

I call it retribution for catering to tweens.

Cochise at 04:30 PM Jul 24

ah that really sucks. I hope this doesn't affect it at the box office too much. Looks awesome. I'll hold off til it's in the theatre over here.

Terror Australis
Terror Australis at 07:45 PM Jul 24

@razgriz21 You know that's not the real and you know it!

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Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Need for Speed was a nice surprise, very entertaining car movie.
Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

While it's strange to see director's remake one of their own films, McKee/Sivertson's All Cheerleaders Die is a lot of fun.
grelber37 at 01:45 AM Jul 13

Agreed. All Cheerleaders Die is good, and its main virtue is that the film is a lot of fun to watch. ACD succeeds both as thrilling horror and satirical comedy.

emmyd at 08:16 AM Jul 13

Haven't seen this one yet but I seen the trailer and it looked like a fun movie. Glad to hear you both liked it.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Seven episodes into Spartacus and I'm kinda starting to like the appallingly bad CGI.
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