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After reading the alleged plot for Terminator: Genesis (I refuse to use the retarded spelling), it sounds like it could be unintentional comedy gold.
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KING Of All Schmoes
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

Morgan Freeman Unboxing - Se7en

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5BT_6p4OHA

Derek237
Derek237 at 05:20 PM Jun 05

oh man that was amazing

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 11:44 AM Jun 11

Haha! Very good!

Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

MPAA rejected poster for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
WalkAway
WalkAway at 02:21 PM May 29

She is so perfect.

Derek237
Derek237 at 03:11 PM May 29

wooahahh

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 03:16 PM May 29

She is an electric hottie!

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Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

The First 5 Minutes of 10,000 Movies

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBv1v3Z-QXg

Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:40 AM May 29

At full view, I could make out the Bond movie gunbarrel opening, but that's about it. It sure might make you look at television static in a different way.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:53 PM May 29

Wow.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Film of 2015 right here, fuck everything else.
emmyd
emmyd at 11:55 AM May 27

OMG HAHA, what is this!

Cronos
Cronos at 12:23 PM May 27

Bananaman! Still kinda shocked this is actually happening.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 12:45 AM Jun 03

I will see this

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RogerGarage
RogerGarage at 07:50 PM May 13

LOL

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 08:03 PM May 13

Haha nice

timmyd
timmyd at 08:40 PM May 13

haha.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

RIP Giger. Very sad news, might have to finally finish watching the Alien Blu-rays.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Watching I, Frankenstein I can't help but laugh every time someone opens their mouth, whoever greenlit this script must have undergone a failed lobotomy.
Cronos
Cronos at 05:44 PM May 11

Such a waste of a rather good cast.

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 05:55 PM May 11

Shitty movie. And yes it is a waste of a good cast especially Eckhart.

timmyd
timmyd at 09:32 PM May 11

terrible film. terrible.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Finished the first season of Parks and Recreation, not sure if I like it or not yet, it's made me laugh a few times but some of the people annoy the shit out of me.
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 08:07 AM Apr 30

The first couple of seasons are a little iffy, they're still trying to find their footing. Stick with it, by season 3 they start getting really good and everything afterwards is comedic brilliance.

Cronos
Cronos at 07:03 PM May 01

Good to hear, a few episodes into season 2 and it's already getting funnier (Swanson and his hernia was hilarious).

Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Well, that was a terrible way to end the season.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Phantasm V???? Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

ugh, was considering seeing The Zero Theorem, it came out a week ago and has already left my local cinema... really hate it when they pull shit like that. :/
Cochise
Cochise at 12:59 PM Mar 20

what! That sucks dude, I didn't even know it had a release date yet, guess it didn't even come here at all. Talk about a limited release eh!

Cronos updated his STATUS: 8 months ago

Watched last nights Walking Dead, it's about time they did that.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 8 months ago

Lights Out (horror short)

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