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Dark City
#1 Movie of All-Time
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
#1 Comedy
Die Hard
#1 Action
Dark City
#1 Sci-Fi
Black Christmas
#1 Horror
Up In Smoke
#1 Stoner
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#1 Animated
The Dark Crystal
#1 Fantasy
#1 Romantic Comedy
Bruce Campbell
#1 Actor
Rose Byrne
#1 Actress
John Carpenter
#1 Director
Megan Fox
#1 Hottie
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Enjoyed Batman v Superman for what it was, could have done without the useless (aside from setting up the next film) Wonder Woman sub plot. Really didn't work with the rest of the film.
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Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Nearly caught up with Ash vs. Evil Dead, this is easily the best thing on TV right now, so much fun.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

Ripley doesn't like your Ableton set


Derek237 at 08:25 PM Dec 18

lol wtf

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

The Wizards of Aus Trailer


Cochise at 05:01 PM Dec 18

lol very cool!!

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Trailer


Slowschmo at 04:28 PM Dec 18

"That sucks. That sucks for women."

Look hilarious.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

Quentin Tarantino on Disney vs. 'The Hateful Eight'


Slowschmo at 04:08 PM Dec 18

"Disney is so fucking gangster."

I'm still laughing at this YouTube comment.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Exorcist III Director's Cut BD is in the works :D :D :D :D.
YoshioKun13 at 07:15 PM Dec 17

Oh nice.

I still need to see that one.

Had the great privilege of seeing the original classic for the first time 5 years ago, in a theater. Then I saw II. Soooooooooo bad.

timmyd at 08:07 PM Dec 17

great stuff . loved that one.

Cronos at 07:18 AM Dec 18

Ah I'd love to see the original on the big screen, that must have been great.

Cronos created a LIST: 5 months ago

Ranking Star Wars

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Return of the Jedi
5. 5/6 The Force Awakens
6. 5/6 Attack of the Clones (need to see again, placing below for now)
7. The Phantom Menace
8. .
9. .
10. The Holiday Special
Cronos posted a BLOG item 5 months ago

Star Wars: The Force Awakens - 6/10


Sooooo disappointed.

NO SPOILERS - Brief comments.

The Fanfare, the opening text crawl, a few tears of joy (not even joking)...
Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy the film but it's a disappointing mess. People ripped on the prequels for lazy writing, this takes it to a whole new level.
Acting: Driver? Great. Boyega? Very promising. Isaac? Hams it up and is great at it. Gleeson? OTT but it kinda works. Ridley? Completely inept. Jesus fucking christ, that's some Jake Lloyd school of acting bad, hopefully she takes a few lessons before the next one. BB8 had more range (that cute little fucker stole every damn scene). Ford, Hamill and Fisher are Ford, Hamill and Fisher. And let's not forget Chewie... good old Chewie, made me happy whenever he popped up on screen.
CGI: Mostly steller. A few creatures could have used a bit more work. The ship stuff is amazing.
3D: No comment, saw 2D. Only one effect early on stuck out like a sore thumb as being done specifically for the 3D.
Music: John Williams. Nuff said.
Tone: In line with the original trilogy which I liked.

Might go on a rant in a few weeks after people have seen it or after a rewatch. Dunno, still stewing on this one.

Mood: Sad

Slowschmo at 12:59 PM Dec 17


Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

It's a good thing I wasn't that interested in Crouching Tiger 2, looks fucking terrible.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 6 months ago

Adele's Hello by the Movies


Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 01:29 PM Dec 03

love it.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Netflix remaking Lost in Space is probably the only way I'd be interested in such an idea.
razgriz21 at 09:48 AM Nov 21

Hopefully it will be better then the 1998 abomination.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 05:21 PM Nov 21

I agree with @razgriz21...aggh that 1998 movie was terrible and not respectful of the classic TV show.

Glinda at 10:07 PM Nov 21

I adored this tv show.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

A House remake? No Thanks. Good luck trying to recreate what made the original so much fun.
timmyd at 11:34 AM Nov 19

oh boy.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 12:42 AM Nov 20

I will definitely skip that.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Went to see Spectre, pretty damn good.
Glinda at 02:11 PM Nov 18

Glad you enjoyed it! I did too.

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