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Westworld didn't interest me until that trailer, looking pretty damn good.
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Cronos posted a BLOG item 8 months ago

Golden Schmoe things...

First things first and partly because I like to moan about this:

underrate
ʌndəˈreɪt/
verb
past tense: underrated; past participle: underrated

underestimate the extent, value, or importance of (someone or something).
synonyms: undervalue, underestimate, rate too low,

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Kingsman: The Secret Service - RT: 75%, IMDB: 7.8/10
Sicario - RT: 93%, IMDB: 7.7/10
Ex Machina - RT: 92%, IMDB 7.7/10
The Gift - RT 93%, IMDB 7.1/10
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - RT 67%, IMDB 7.3/10

4 are widely loved, all have 7+/10 IMDB scores, 3 have 90+% RT rating... none of these should be in this category aside from maybe, possibly if you look at it from a funny angle, UNCLE as it got more middle of the road comments/reviews but still, 67%+7.3/10... dafuq is so hard to understand about it?

Anyway, my picks:

FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Fifty Shades of Grey

BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR
George Miller - Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR
The Martian

MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - only one that might possibly could apply ¯\(ツ)/¯

TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
It Follows

BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR
What We Do In The Shadows

BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR
It Follows

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Peanuts Movie

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR
Avengers: Age of Ultron

BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR
Ex Machina

BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR
Emily Blunt - Sicario

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Oscar Isaac - Ex Machina

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Harrison Ford

COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
Han Solo - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE
Mad Max: Fury Road

FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR
The Hateful Eight

BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST DVD OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR
The Final Chase - Mad Max: Fury Road

MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE
"Family Dinner" scene - Sicario

BEST T&A OF THE YEAR
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

BEST LINE OF THE YEAR
"Chewie. We're home." - Star Wars: The Force Awakens


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OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 08:24 AM Feb 10

The under/overrated thing has always been a little off, I remember a few years back Drive was nominated in both categories.

Cronos posted an IMAGE item: 8 months ago
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Suicide Squad

Cronos updated his STATUS: 8 months ago

While it predictably lacks much of the nastiness of the original, the Martyrs remake wasn't that bad really.
timmyd
timmyd at 08:15 PM Jan 21

whaaaaaaat ?

Cronos
Cronos at 10:06 AM Jan 22

Wouldn't give it any higher than 6/10 but considering how American remakes usually go I was expecting it to be a lot worse.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 9 months ago

Jennifer Lawrence being a bitch.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_FZ-0wO0mQ

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 04:17 PM Jan 11

She definitely doesn't mind telling reporters off about things...not cool.

Slowschmo
Slowschmo at 06:49 PM Jan 11

Seems like she's aggressively trying to be funny. Comes off weird.

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 12:03 AM Jan 12

The thing is the guy was actually reading a question which he was translating in order to ask her. SHE SHOULD KNOW that if she would have asked why he was on his phone instead of calling him out that way. The guy was indeed cool about it, informing her about this would have waste the little precious minutes they have to ask question. How do I know this? the guy is from my country.

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Cronos posted an IMAGE item: 9 months ago
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Beauski
Beauski at 10:16 AM Jan 10

RIP Angus

jeo4
jeo4 at 01:25 PM Jan 10

Iconic horror character, to be sure.

timmyd
timmyd at 07:59 PM Jan 10

RIP

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Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 9 months ago

HIGH-RISE - Official Trailer #2

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYmY2tBYins

Cronos
Cronos at 02:18 PM Jan 07

The book was great and from what they've shown in the trailers looks like they've captured it quite well. Really looking forward to this.

Cochise
Cochise at 06:12 PM Jan 07

same here! Gives me a Cronenberg vibe

Cronos updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Took me 3 days to finish Tomorrowland, liked the idea but what a mess.
Cochise
Cochise at 01:58 PM Dec 31

agreed. Also shocked by the effects praise its getting... the opening sequence with young George Clooney jet-packing around Tomorrowland was some of the worst and most obvious green screen work I've seen

Cronos
Cronos at 07:08 PM Jan 01

I liked a lot of the set pieces/backgrounds but the jet pack scene did look ridiculous.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Season 2 of True Detective was very weak. Shame.
Cochise
Cochise at 05:00 PM Dec 28

I liked the cast and the visuals were solid but the story was just so convoluted and slapped together... even just the basic plot synopsis of the season it's like really? That's the best you could come up with? That's the one people read and went 'yeah, that sounds so interesting and exciting!' lol. The writing was good I thought, just the overarching story was just dull, flat and confused

timmyd
timmyd at 07:51 PM Dec 28

I kinda ...gulp...dug it.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 9 months ago

Radiohead - SPECTRE Title Sequence

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6WO8Dcxr4s

Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:15 AM Dec 25

I suppose it's better than the Sam Smith song (at least it uses the word "Spectre" in its lyrics), it's only real flaw is it doesn't fit the pacing of the title sequence.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Merry Christmas!
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 05:26 PM Dec 25

You too Cronos!!!

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 11:24 AM Dec 26

Merry Christmas!

Glinda
Glinda at 01:28 PM Dec 26

Same to you Cronos!

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Cronos updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Stayed up until 3am watching True Detective, only meant to watch one episode... Will probably finish up season 1 today and jump into 2. It's soooo good, I'm always late to these things.
Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 09:09 AM Dec 22

I have not finished season 1, I may eventually.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Nearly caught up with Ash vs. Evil Dead, this is easily the best thing on TV right now, so much fun.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 10 months ago

Ripley doesn't like your Ableton set

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4QY5Z8LBEo

Derek237
Derek237 at 08:25 PM Dec 18

lol wtf

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 10 months ago

The Wizards of Aus Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClYDL7jgj0

Cochise
Cochise at 05:01 PM Dec 18

lol very cool!!

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