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Kite's a solid contender for worst "insert category here" of the year... I'm struggling to think of one single positive thing that could be said about it.
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KING Of All Schmoes
Cronos updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

RIP Giger. Very sad news, might have to finally finish watching the Alien Blu-rays.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

Watching I, Frankenstein I can't help but laugh every time someone opens their mouth, whoever greenlit this script must have undergone a failed lobotomy.
Cronos
Cronos at 10:44 PM May 11

Such a waste of a rather good cast.

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 10:55 PM May 11

Shitty movie. And yes it is a waste of a good cast especially Eckhart.

timmyd
timmyd at 02:32 AM May 12

terrible film. terrible.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Finished the first season of Parks and Recreation, not sure if I like it or not yet, it's made me laugh a few times but some of the people annoy the shit out of me.
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 01:07 PM Apr 30

The first couple of seasons are a little iffy, they're still trying to find their footing. Stick with it, by season 3 they start getting really good and everything afterwards is comedic brilliance.

Cronos
Cronos at 12:03 AM May 02

Good to hear, a few episodes into season 2 and it's already getting funnier (Swanson and his hernia was hilarious).

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Well, that was a terrible way to end the season.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Phantasm V???? Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

ugh, was considering seeing The Zero Theorem, it came out a week ago and has already left my local cinema... really hate it when they pull shit like that. :/
Cochise
Cochise at 04:59 PM Mar 20

what! That sucks dude, I didn't even know it had a release date yet, guess it didn't even come here at all. Talk about a limited release eh!

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Watched last nights Walking Dead, it's about time they did that.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 6 months ago

Lights Out (horror short)

Source: http://vimeo.com/82920243

Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 08:14 PM Mar 03

Ha, oh that's cruel. But so brilliant.

Cochise
Cochise at 08:54 PM Mar 03

lmao that is PERFECT. Poor Leo, he deserved it.

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 10:09 PM Mar 03

Lol love it

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 7 months ago

The Worf of Starfleet - Trailer Parody

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_sUtXAl24o

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 09:03 PM Mar 03

Great parody!

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Derek237
Derek237 at 03:33 PM Mar 03

don't worry johnny depp you'll win one day

RogerGarage
RogerGarage at 04:15 PM Mar 03

LOL @Derek237

Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Watched the Oldboy remake. Regretted it.
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