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Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Took me 3 days to finish Tomorrowland, liked the idea but what a mess.
Cochise at 12:58 PM Dec 31

agreed. Also shocked by the effects praise its getting... the opening sequence with young George Clooney jet-packing around Tomorrowland was some of the worst and most obvious green screen work I've seen

Cronos at 06:08 PM Jan 01

I liked a lot of the set pieces/backgrounds but the jet pack scene did look ridiculous.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Season 2 of True Detective was very weak. Shame.
Cochise at 04:00 PM Dec 28

I liked the cast and the visuals were solid but the story was just so convoluted and slapped together... even just the basic plot synopsis of the season it's like really? That's the best you could come up with? That's the one people read and went 'yeah, that sounds so interesting and exciting!' lol. The writing was good I thought, just the overarching story was just dull, flat and confused

timmyd at 06:51 PM Dec 28

I kinda ...gulp...dug it.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 7 months ago

Radiohead - SPECTRE Title Sequence


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Weapon X at 10:15 AM Dec 25

I suppose it's better than the Sam Smith song (at least it uses the word "Spectre" in its lyrics), it's only real flaw is it doesn't fit the pacing of the title sequence.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Merry Christmas!
TheChanges23 at 04:26 PM Dec 25

You too Cronos!!!

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 10:24 AM Dec 26

Merry Christmas!

Glinda at 12:28 PM Dec 26

Same to you Cronos!

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Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Stayed up until 3am watching True Detective, only meant to watch one episode... Will probably finish up season 1 today and jump into 2. It's soooo good, I'm always late to these things.
Laksmikanti at 08:09 AM Dec 22

I have not finished season 1, I may eventually.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Nearly caught up with Ash vs. Evil Dead, this is easily the best thing on TV right now, so much fun.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 7 months ago

Ripley doesn't like your Ableton set


Derek237 at 07:25 PM Dec 18

lol wtf

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 7 months ago

The Wizards of Aus Trailer


Cochise at 04:01 PM Dec 18

lol very cool!!

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 7 months ago

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Trailer


Slowschmo at 03:28 PM Dec 18

"That sucks. That sucks for women."

Look hilarious.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 7 months ago

Quentin Tarantino on Disney vs. 'The Hateful Eight'


Slowschmo at 03:08 PM Dec 18

"Disney is so fucking gangster."

I'm still laughing at this YouTube comment.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Exorcist III Director's Cut BD is in the works :D :D :D :D.
YoshioKun13 at 06:15 PM Dec 17

Oh nice.

I still need to see that one.

Had the great privilege of seeing the original classic for the first time 5 years ago, in a theater. Then I saw II. Soooooooooo bad.

timmyd at 07:07 PM Dec 17

great stuff . loved that one.

Cronos at 06:18 AM Dec 18

Ah I'd love to see the original on the big screen, that must have been great.

Cronos created a LIST: 7 months ago

Ranking Star Wars

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Return of the Jedi
5. 5/6 The Force Awakens
6. 5/6 Attack of the Clones (need to see again, placing below for now)
7. The Phantom Menace
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10. The Holiday Special
Cronos posted a BLOG item 7 months ago

Star Wars: The Force Awakens - 6/10


Sooooo disappointed.

NO SPOILERS - Brief comments.

The Fanfare, the opening text crawl, a few tears of joy (not even joking)...
Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy the film but it's a disappointing mess. People ripped on the prequels for lazy writing, this takes it to a whole new level.
Acting: Driver? Great. Boyega? Very promising. Isaac? Hams it up and is great at it. Gleeson? OTT but it kinda works. Ridley? Completely inept. Jesus fucking christ, that's some Jake Lloyd school of acting bad, hopefully she takes a few lessons before the next one. BB8 had more range (that cute little fucker stole every damn scene). Ford, Hamill and Fisher are Ford, Hamill and Fisher. And let's not forget Chewie... good old Chewie, made me happy whenever he popped up on screen.
CGI: Mostly steller. A few creatures could have used a bit more work. The ship stuff is amazing.
3D: No comment, saw 2D. Only one effect early on stuck out like a sore thumb as being done specifically for the 3D.
Music: John Williams. Nuff said.
Tone: In line with the original trilogy which I liked.

Might go on a rant in a few weeks after people have seen it or after a rewatch. Dunno, still stewing on this one.

Mood: Sad

Slowschmo at 11:59 AM Dec 17


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