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Disappointed at how bad IT looks, hopefully it was just a really poorly assembled trailer... might have to give the script a read...
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KING Of All Schmoes
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: over 1 year ago

Frozen - Blood Test Scene

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooAjI6yOhg

timmyd
timmyd at 07:38 PM Apr 21

awesome.

Cronos updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Rogue One looks a damn sight better than Force Awakens.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: over 1 year ago

Honest Trailers - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs3sVrm_W4o

Scotch
Scotch at 10:28 PM Apr 05

butthole eyes lmao!

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: over 1 year ago

Lights Out Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrJiltfB_Cw

Cronos
Cronos at 08:07 AM Mar 27

Based on the short film: https://vimeo.com/82920243

Horrorfan99
Horrorfan99 at 10:20 AM Mar 27

I hope its better than Darkness Falls

timmyd
timmyd at 08:03 PM Mar 27

looks cool enough.

Cronos updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Yay... just watched (well, ended up scanning through) another bad found footage horror film where a character gets dragged away from the camera in the final shot... how fucking original.
timmyd
timmyd at 08:05 PM Mar 27

oh man , far too frigging familiar.

Cronos updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Half way through Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, it's absolutely awful but oddly kind of watchable.
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 06:07 PM Mar 07

That sounds about right!

timmyd
timmyd at 07:49 PM Mar 07

that's pretty much what I thought . less painful than I thought it would be.

Cronos updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

A pilot's been ordered for a series based on Roadside Picnic... hopefully they don't fuck this up as that has a lot of potential.
Cronos updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

When it's a cooperative win of 2 or more people they should give each of them 45 seconds to thank whoever and say whatever they want, it wouldn't add a lot of time to it.
Cronos updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Yay, people can now finally stop crying about DiCaprio not getting an award that he didn't deserve. Also, MAD MAAAAAAAX!
Cronos
Cronos at 08:15 AM Feb 29

So glad Larson won, she was incredible.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: almost 2 years ago

Chewbacca Screams In Terror

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Qh72h8vkk

Cronos posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

Golden Schmoe things...

First things first and partly because I like to moan about this:

underrate
ʌndəˈreɪt/
verb
past tense: underrated; past participle: underrated

underestimate the extent, value, or importance of (someone or something).
synonyms: undervalue, underestimate, rate too low,

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Kingsman: The Secret Service - RT: 75%, IMDB: 7.8/10
Sicario - RT: 93%, IMDB: 7.7/10
Ex Machina - RT: 92%, IMDB 7.7/10
The Gift - RT 93%, IMDB 7.1/10
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - RT 67%, IMDB 7.3/10

4 are widely loved, all have 7+/10 IMDB scores, 3 have 90+% RT rating... none of these should be in this category aside from maybe, possibly if you look at it from a funny angle, UNCLE as it got more middle of the road comments/reviews but still, 67%+7.3/10... dafuq is so hard to understand about it?

Anyway, my picks:

FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Fifty Shades of Grey

BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR
George Miller - Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR
The Martian

MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - only one that might possibly could apply ¯\(ツ)/¯

TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
It Follows

BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR
What We Do In The Shadows

BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR
It Follows

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Peanuts Movie

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR
Avengers: Age of Ultron

BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR
Ex Machina

BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR
Emily Blunt - Sicario

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Oscar Isaac - Ex Machina

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Harrison Ford

COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
Han Solo - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE
Mad Max: Fury Road

FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR
The Hateful Eight

BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST DVD OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR
The Final Chase - Mad Max: Fury Road

MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE
"Family Dinner" scene - Sicario

BEST T&A OF THE YEAR
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

BEST LINE OF THE YEAR
"Chewie. We're home." - Star Wars: The Force Awakens


Mood: Sad

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 08:24 AM Feb 10

The under/overrated thing has always been a little off, I remember a few years back Drive was nominated in both categories.

Cronos posted an IMAGE item: almost 2 years ago
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Suicide Squad

Cronos updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

While it predictably lacks much of the nastiness of the original, the Martyrs remake wasn't that bad really.
timmyd
timmyd at 08:15 PM Jan 21

whaaaaaaat ?

Cronos
Cronos at 10:06 AM Jan 22

Wouldn't give it any higher than 6/10 but considering how American remakes usually go I was expecting it to be a lot worse.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: almost 2 years ago

Jennifer Lawrence being a bitch.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_FZ-0wO0mQ

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 04:17 PM Jan 11

She definitely doesn't mind telling reporters off about things...not cool.

Slowschmo
Slowschmo at 06:49 PM Jan 11

Seems like she's aggressively trying to be funny. Comes off weird.

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 12:03 AM Jan 12

The thing is the guy was actually reading a question which he was translating in order to ask her. SHE SHOULD KNOW that if she would have asked why he was on his phone instead of calling him out that way. The guy was indeed cool about it, informing her about this would have waste the little precious minutes they have to ask question. How do I know this? the guy is from my country.

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Cronos posted an IMAGE item: almost 2 years ago
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Beauski
Beauski at 10:16 AM Jan 10

RIP Angus

jeo4
jeo4 at 01:25 PM Jan 10

Iconic horror character, to be sure.

timmyd
timmyd at 07:59 PM Jan 10

RIP

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