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Started watching the new Parks and Rec, gotta love a random Werner Herzog cameo.
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KING Of All Schmoes
Cronos updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

Aside from "D is for" and "U is for", ABCs of Death 2 manages to be a worse collection of horror shorts than the first ABCs.
RandomK1NG
RandomK1NG at 10:22 AM Oct 06

I actually thought A, C, S & R were all better than both D & U. But the overall product is just as "meh" as the first one.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

Aaaaand Horns has been censored for its UK release... looks like I'll be skipping the theatrical release then.
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 03:02 PM Sep 25

What? Fuck that's annoying. Do you know how much they're cutting out?

Cronos
Cronos at 04:52 PM Sep 25

It's pretty vague but it doesn't look like a lot. It was precut before certification under BBFC guidance, looks like it was to two scenes:

http://bbfc.co.uk/releases/horns-2013

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

Dredd: The Musical

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrsJsvL30g

Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Kite's a solid contender for worst "insert category here" of the year... I'm struggling to think of one single positive thing that could be said about it.
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:30 AM Sep 18

Hmm, would that happen to have any relation to the KITE anime?

Cronos
Cronos at 05:11 AM Sep 18

Yeah, it's a preditctably toned down live action remake of it.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:16 AM Sep 18

Oh.....shit.

I watched the anime a long time ago, though it was a considerably censored US release of the original uncut Japanese version. I don't really remember it at all, only that it was like a much seedier LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL.

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The Dead Lands (2014) Official Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKy7Q50tJ84

Cochise
Cochise at 10:42 PM Sep 13

Looks cool!

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Fury - International Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1xli7OTE_0

Dodong27
Dodong27 at 11:43 AM Sep 08

Dude..!!! I can't wait for this... this and Interstellar!

I just hope Shia Labeouf doesn't have a scene where he screams like a little girl... Optimusssssss..!!!

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The Last Witch Hunter

Cochise
Cochise at 12:10 PM Sep 05

is that Vin with a beard I see? I am soooo intrigued! Definitely lookin forward to this. And I just saw he made a little video showing a poster/banner/titlecard type thing for his Hannibal movie, I'm thinking that's a sign that it's finally starting to get going!

Cronos
Cronos at 01:45 PM Sep 05

Indeed it is, this wasn't even on my radar until I saw this pic, definitely going to keep an eye on it.

Completely missed the Hannibal poster video tease thing. Hope that means it's finally moving along, been interested in that since he first started talking about it.

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Spider-Woman's Big Ass is a Big Deal!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6TiRJNI-Q

WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:53 AM Sep 05

The amount of sexism and misogyny ingrained into the comic book community is disgusting. Even the best women characters are treated as sex objects and given the short end of the stick. And don't get me started on the women who work in the business. After being bombarded with instance after instance, people are going to take every offense (and yes this disgusting cover photo is one) very harsh and they have a right to.

Cochise
Cochise at 12:12 PM Sep 05

*except he already has

hahaha wow. Great video. This guy makes so many great points!
All these publications/reporters from Elle, Entertainment Weekly, TIME, etc. look SO dumb here!

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 11:51 AM Oct 04

I loved this video, he has a point and is very well documented. Very good job.

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Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:07 PM Aug 27

"I've got a wicked hangover, Hogwarts can deliver its own goddamn enchanted mail."

Invidtus
Invidtus at 10:07 PM Aug 27

Kiss my ass Harry can't you see I'm hurtin-

Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

RIP Richard Attenborough
Anakin
Anakin at 04:12 PM Aug 24

It's a hoax. I think.

Cronos
Cronos at 04:14 PM Aug 24

Heard about the Facebook hoax but this apparently comes from his son.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28923074

Anakin
Anakin at 04:16 PM Aug 24

Aw no. RIP. Very sad.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

Full Metal Disney

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg

Glinda
Glinda at 11:38 AM Aug 23

LOL! This was great.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

I suppose there's one positive thing that can be said about Hercules... it's not as bad as The Legend of Hercules.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:37 AM Aug 13

More like Hercu-less.

Yeah, I've made that joke before, it's still funny.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Possible big screen Babylon 5 reboot? I'm normally very hesitant when it comes to reboots (especially of things I love) but I wouldn't mind seeing that happen.
Cochise
Cochise at 12:24 PM Aug 08

I never got into that series at all but I'm always down for more sci-fi and again I don't know much about this but I think it could make for a really cool blockbuster reboot. I'd be there.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 01:05 PM Aug 08

I never saw the show, but like Cochise.. I would be interested in seeing it on the big screen.
I don't get why it needs to be labeled a reboot.. How about just continuing the adventure almost like Star Trek did with "The Next Generation".

Cronos
Cronos at 03:02 PM Aug 08

That's part of why I usually take issue with reboots but the way the series played out would probably make it difficult to convincingly continue the story.

Plus with the series being 20 years old (realising that makes me feel old), I expect getting funding would be easier going the reboot route.

I highly recommend checking out the series, it's a favourite of mine.

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