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While it predictably lacks much of the nastiness of the original, the Martyrs remake wasn't that bad really.
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KING Of All Schmoes
Cronos updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

Watched The Final Girls... ugh, just another disappointment.
timmyd
timmyd at 12:13 AM Nov 05

I dug it a fair bit myself.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

The Green Inferno should have stayed on a shelf to gather more dust, what a load of crap.
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 12:40 AM Oct 26

Agreed. I HATED it.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

Rodriguez directing Battle Angel? Pass.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

Watched Knock Knock, think I've found the worst film of the year...
Cochise
Cochise at 02:02 AM Oct 13

I'm a fan but Keanu Reeves can be a terrible actor lol, I can't even bring myself to see it...

Cronos
Cronos at 06:41 PM Oct 13

The acting in this is beyond awful, the atrocious writing doesn't help matters.

Glinda
Glinda at 06:54 PM Oct 13

Ugh. I watched the original last week and it was terrible too.

I still had hopes for this but no thanks.

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Cronos updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

Watched Chappie, loved Chappie, been a while since a film managed to make me care so much about a robot. Then I watched Terminator Genesisysyisys and now I want to hit something, such a fucking mess.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Finished season 1 of Daredevil, Marvel needs to do more darker, grittier stuff like this.
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Starman - Theme

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nip7k0m08PM

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

WTF Happened to Movie Remakes?

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34yKiPq0kCs

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 02:28 AM Sep 09

awesome video...if you haven't checked it out...please do.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Tried watching that Star Trek: Renegades fan film... couldn't do it, soooo bad.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 6 months ago

The $300,000 Movie Collection

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_b0LAp3jG4

Glinda
Glinda at 12:48 AM Aug 19

"I buy them by the pound." lol This guy is funny.

This is incredible.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Watched Fantastic Four, it's not nearly as bad as reviews/word of mouth suggest, starting to wonder if it's just a hate bandwagon. Fairly solid first hour let down by a weaker final act, presumably where the reshoots and studio interference came into play, what the hell is with that wig? It's a shame Fox clearly fucked with the film.
KristonBlazer
KristonBlazer at 11:15 PM Aug 10

agreed. doom's walk down the hallway was worth the ticket price.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Deadpoooool!!!!!
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