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After reading the alleged plot for Terminator: Genesis (I refuse to use the retarded spelling), it sounds like it could be unintentional comedy gold.
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KING Of All Schmoes
Cronos updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

After reading the alleged plot for Terminator: Genesis (I refuse to use the retarded spelling), it sounds like it could be unintentional comedy gold.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 15 days ago

As the Gods Will (Takashi Miike) - Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBYc3Td3T0

Cochise
Cochise at 05:01 PM Oct 16

Miike is hit and miss for me, but man I'm loving this gory fantasy here, very interesting! It kind of seems like the Japanese showing the US (specifically Syfy/Asylum, Sharknado and all of that) how to do a b-movie properly. I'm down!

Cronos
Cronos at 02:10 AM Oct 17

For a while I've taken a break from Miike films due to them being hit and miss but this looks so completely bonkers I need to see it.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 10:42 AM Oct 21

I still have yet to see a Miike film.

Yeah them Japanese, they know how to do refined horror but they sure do like to revel in their schlock B stuff as well

Cronos updated his STATUS: 17 days ago

DC lineup... bag of meh. Only reason Justice League interests me is because of Snyder directing but it being split into 2 films and released 2 years apart is fucking retarded.
Cochise
Cochise at 03:54 PM Oct 15

yeah I was wondering about that Part 1 Part 2 thing. I'm assuming that it won't be like one singular story cut in half, but one story that has a conclusion, but maybe the villain returns in part 2 or something for a new story? Idk, I can't see them chopping a story in half and then like you said releasing the second part of that story 2 years later

Cronos
Cronos at 04:53 AM Oct 16

That's possible, but if they're going to be seperate films (and not have a cliffhanger/to be continued at the end) why label them "Part 1" and "Part 2"? That's what I don't get.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 23 days ago

Finished watching Extant, aside from some iffy acting I really enjoyed it (interesting plot and characters), good to hear it's been renewed!
Cronos updated his STATUS: 26 days ago

Aside from "D is for" and "U is for", ABCs of Death 2 manages to be a worse collection of horror shorts than the first ABCs.
RandomK1NG
RandomK1NG at 08:22 AM Oct 06

I actually thought A, C, S & R were all better than both D & U. But the overall product is just as "meh" as the first one.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Aaaaand Horns has been censored for its UK release... looks like I'll be skipping the theatrical release then.
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 01:02 PM Sep 25

What? Fuck that's annoying. Do you know how much they're cutting out?

Cronos
Cronos at 02:52 PM Sep 25

It's pretty vague but it doesn't look like a lot. It was precut before certification under BBFC guidance, looks like it was to two scenes:

http://bbfc.co.uk/releases/horns-2013

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

Dredd: The Musical

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrsJsvL30g

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Kite's a solid contender for worst "insert category here" of the year... I'm struggling to think of one single positive thing that could be said about it.
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:30 AM Sep 18

Hmm, would that happen to have any relation to the KITE anime?

Cronos
Cronos at 03:11 AM Sep 18

Yeah, it's a preditctably toned down live action remake of it.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:16 AM Sep 18

Oh.....shit.

I watched the anime a long time ago, though it was a considerably censored US release of the original uncut Japanese version. I don't really remember it at all, only that it was like a much seedier LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL.

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Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

The Dead Lands (2014) Official Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKy7Q50tJ84

Cochise
Cochise at 08:42 PM Sep 13

Looks cool!

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

Fury - International Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1xli7OTE_0

Dodong27
Dodong27 at 09:43 AM Sep 08

Dude..!!! I can't wait for this... this and Interstellar!

I just hope Shia Labeouf doesn't have a scene where he screams like a little girl... Optimusssssss..!!!

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The Last Witch Hunter

Cochise
Cochise at 10:10 AM Sep 05

is that Vin with a beard I see? I am soooo intrigued! Definitely lookin forward to this. And I just saw he made a little video showing a poster/banner/titlecard type thing for his Hannibal movie, I'm thinking that's a sign that it's finally starting to get going!

Cronos
Cronos at 11:45 AM Sep 05

Indeed it is, this wasn't even on my radar until I saw this pic, definitely going to keep an eye on it.

Completely missed the Hannibal poster video tease thing. Hope that means it's finally moving along, been interested in that since he first started talking about it.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

Spider-Woman's Big Ass is a Big Deal!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6TiRJNI-Q

WalkAway
WalkAway at 09:53 AM Sep 05

The amount of sexism and misogyny ingrained into the comic book community is disgusting. Even the best women characters are treated as sex objects and given the short end of the stick. And don't get me started on the women who work in the business. After being bombarded with instance after instance, people are going to take every offense (and yes this disgusting cover photo is one) very harsh and they have a right to.

Cochise
Cochise at 10:12 AM Sep 05

*except he already has

hahaha wow. Great video. This guy makes so many great points!
All these publications/reporters from Elle, Entertainment Weekly, TIME, etc. look SO dumb here!

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 09:51 AM Oct 04

I loved this video, he has a point and is very well documented. Very good job.

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Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:07 PM Aug 27

"I've got a wicked hangover, Hogwarts can deliver its own goddamn enchanted mail."

Invidtus
Invidtus at 08:07 PM Aug 27

Kiss my ass Harry can't you see I'm hurtin-

Cronos updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

RIP Richard Attenborough
Anakin
Anakin at 02:12 PM Aug 24

It's a hoax. I think.

Cronos
Cronos at 02:14 PM Aug 24

Heard about the Facebook hoax but this apparently comes from his son.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28923074

Anakin
Anakin at 02:16 PM Aug 24

Aw no. RIP. Very sad.

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