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While it predictably lacks much of the nastiness of the original, the Martyrs remake wasn't that bad really.
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Cronos updated his STATUS: 18 days ago

While it predictably lacks much of the nastiness of the original, the Martyrs remake wasn't that bad really.
timmyd
timmyd at 01:15 AM Jan 22

whaaaaaaat ?

Cronos
Cronos at 03:06 PM Jan 22

Wouldn't give it any higher than 6/10 but considering how American remakes usually go I was expecting it to be a lot worse.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 28 days ago

Jennifer Lawrence being a bitch.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_FZ-0wO0mQ

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 09:17 PM Jan 11

She definitely doesn't mind telling reporters off about things...not cool.

Slowschmo
Slowschmo at 11:49 PM Jan 11

Seems like she's aggressively trying to be funny. Comes off weird.

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 05:03 AM Jan 12

The thing is the guy was actually reading a question which he was translating in order to ask her. SHE SHOULD KNOW that if she would have asked why he was on his phone instead of calling him out that way. The guy was indeed cool about it, informing her about this would have waste the little precious minutes they have to ask question. How do I know this? the guy is from my country.

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Beauski
Beauski at 03:16 PM Jan 10

RIP Angus

jeo4
jeo4 at 06:25 PM Jan 10

Iconic horror character, to be sure.

timmyd
timmyd at 12:59 AM Jan 11

RIP

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Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

HIGH-RISE - Official Trailer #2

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYmY2tBYins

Cronos
Cronos at 07:18 PM Jan 07

The book was great and from what they've shown in the trailers looks like they've captured it quite well. Really looking forward to this.

Cochise
Cochise at 11:12 PM Jan 07

same here! Gives me a Cronenberg vibe

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Took me 3 days to finish Tomorrowland, liked the idea but what a mess.
Cochise
Cochise at 06:58 PM Dec 31

agreed. Also shocked by the effects praise its getting... the opening sequence with young George Clooney jet-packing around Tomorrowland was some of the worst and most obvious green screen work I've seen

Cronos
Cronos at 12:08 AM Jan 02

I liked a lot of the set pieces/backgrounds but the jet pack scene did look ridiculous.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Season 2 of True Detective was very weak. Shame.
Cochise
Cochise at 10:00 PM Dec 28

I liked the cast and the visuals were solid but the story was just so convoluted and slapped together... even just the basic plot synopsis of the season it's like really? That's the best you could come up with? That's the one people read and went 'yeah, that sounds so interesting and exciting!' lol. The writing was good I thought, just the overarching story was just dull, flat and confused

timmyd
timmyd at 12:51 AM Dec 29

I kinda ...gulp...dug it.

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

Radiohead - SPECTRE Title Sequence

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6WO8Dcxr4s

Weapon X
Weapon X at 04:15 PM Dec 25

I suppose it's better than the Sam Smith song (at least it uses the word "Spectre" in its lyrics), it's only real flaw is it doesn't fit the pacing of the title sequence.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Merry Christmas!
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 10:26 PM Dec 25

You too Cronos!!!

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 04:24 PM Dec 26

Merry Christmas!

Glinda
Glinda at 06:28 PM Dec 26

Same to you Cronos!

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Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Stayed up until 3am watching True Detective, only meant to watch one episode... Will probably finish up season 1 today and jump into 2. It's soooo good, I'm always late to these things.
Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 02:09 PM Dec 22

I have not finished season 1, I may eventually.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Nearly caught up with Ash vs. Evil Dead, this is easily the best thing on TV right now, so much fun.
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Ripley doesn't like your Ableton set

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4QY5Z8LBEo

Derek237
Derek237 at 01:25 AM Dec 19

lol wtf

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The Wizards of Aus Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClYDL7jgj0

Cochise
Cochise at 10:01 PM Dec 18

lol very cool!!

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxAcIWDi8ps

Slowschmo
Slowschmo at 09:28 PM Dec 18

"That sucks. That sucks for women."

Look hilarious.

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