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Hush would have made a great ~30-40 minute episode of some anthology series, as a film it drags and isn't very interesting.
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Cronos updated his STATUS: about 22 hours ago

Hush would have made a great ~30-40 minute episode of some anthology series, as a film it drags and isn't very interesting.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Finished season 2 of Daredevil... I want MORE!!!
sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 08:26 PM Apr 28

It is a great show.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

Looks like the trade off for an R-rated Killing Joke was cheap as shit animation...
unbinkable
unbinkable at 12:52 PM Apr 27

I thought I was the only one that noticed that. It really ruins the whole thing for me...

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 12 days ago

Frozen - Blood Test Scene

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooAjI6yOhg

timmyd
timmyd at 12:38 AM Apr 22

awesome.

Cronos updated his STATUS: 26 days ago

Rogue One looks a damn sight better than Force Awakens.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 28 days ago

Honest Trailers - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs3sVrm_W4o

Scotch
Scotch at 03:28 AM Apr 06

butthole eyes lmao!

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

Lights Out Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrJiltfB_Cw

Cronos
Cronos at 01:07 PM Mar 27

Based on the short film: https://vimeo.com/82920243

Horrorfan99
Horrorfan99 at 03:20 PM Mar 27

I hope its better than Darkness Falls

timmyd
timmyd at 01:03 AM Mar 28

looks cool enough.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Yay... just watched (well, ended up scanning through) another bad found footage horror film where a character gets dragged away from the camera in the final shot... how fucking original.
timmyd
timmyd at 01:05 AM Mar 28

oh man , far too frigging familiar.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Half way through Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, it's absolutely awful but oddly kind of watchable.
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 11:07 PM Mar 07

That sounds about right!

timmyd
timmyd at 12:49 AM Mar 08

that's pretty much what I thought . less painful than I thought it would be.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

A pilot's been ordered for a series based on Roadside Picnic... hopefully they don't fuck this up as that has a lot of potential.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

When it's a cooperative win of 2 or more people they should give each of them 45 seconds to thank whoever and say whatever they want, it wouldn't add a lot of time to it.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

Yay, people can now finally stop crying about DiCaprio not getting an award that he didn't deserve. Also, MAD MAAAAAAAX!
Cronos
Cronos at 01:15 PM Feb 29

So glad Larson won, she was incredible.

Cronos posted a BLOG item 3 months ago

Golden Schmoe things...

First things first and partly because I like to moan about this:

underrate
ʌndəˈreɪt/
verb
past tense: underrated; past participle: underrated

underestimate the extent, value, or importance of (someone or something).
synonyms: undervalue, underestimate, rate too low,

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Kingsman: The Secret Service - RT: 75%, IMDB: 7.8/10
Sicario - RT: 93%, IMDB: 7.7/10
Ex Machina - RT: 92%, IMDB 7.7/10
The Gift - RT 93%, IMDB 7.1/10
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - RT 67%, IMDB 7.3/10

4 are widely loved, all have 7+/10 IMDB scores, 3 have 90+% RT rating... none of these should be in this category aside from maybe, possibly if you look at it from a funny angle, UNCLE as it got more middle of the road comments/reviews but still, 67%+7.3/10... dafuq is so hard to understand about it?

Anyway, my picks:

FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Fifty Shades of Grey

BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR
George Miller - Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR
The Martian

MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - only one that might possibly could apply ¯\(ツ)/¯

TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
It Follows

BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR
What We Do In The Shadows

BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR
It Follows

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Peanuts Movie

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR
Avengers: Age of Ultron

BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR
Ex Machina

BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR
Emily Blunt - Sicario

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Oscar Isaac - Ex Machina

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Harrison Ford

COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
Han Solo - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE
Mad Max: Fury Road

FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR
The Hateful Eight

BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST DVD OF THE YEAR
Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR
The Final Chase - Mad Max: Fury Road

MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE
"Family Dinner" scene - Sicario

BEST T&A OF THE YEAR
Alicia Vikander - Ex Machina

BEST LINE OF THE YEAR
"Chewie. We're home." - Star Wars: The Force Awakens


Mood: Sad

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 01:24 PM Feb 10

The under/overrated thing has always been a little off, I remember a few years back Drive was nominated in both categories.

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