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Cochise
Cochise at 04:07 PM Nov 23

it's great to see Demian Bichir in there. He was absolutely phenomenal in A Better Life

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Pitch Perfect 237

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiC9X_MoE1M

Moviefreak2010
Moviefreak2010 at 12:14 AM Nov 23

awesome

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Cronos updated his STATUS: 12 days ago

I enjoyed Earth to Echo (was also nice to hear some This Will Destroy You in a film) until it ended and I started thinking about it and realised the entire film is one giant plot hole after another.
Cronos updated his STATUS: 25 days ago

After reading the alleged plot for Terminator: Genesis (I refuse to use the retarded spelling), it sounds like it could be unintentional comedy gold.
Cronos posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

As the Gods Will (Takashi Miike) - Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBYc3Td3T0

Cochise
Cochise at 05:01 PM Oct 16

Miike is hit and miss for me, but man I'm loving this gory fantasy here, very interesting! It kind of seems like the Japanese showing the US (specifically Syfy/Asylum, Sharknado and all of that) how to do a b-movie properly. I'm down!

Cronos
Cronos at 02:10 AM Oct 17

For a while I've taken a break from Miike films due to them being hit and miss but this looks so completely bonkers I need to see it.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 10:42 AM Oct 21

I still have yet to see a Miike film.

Yeah them Japanese, they know how to do refined horror but they sure do like to revel in their schlock B stuff as well

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

DC lineup... bag of meh. Only reason Justice League interests me is because of Snyder directing but it being split into 2 films and released 2 years apart is fucking retarded.
Cochise
Cochise at 03:54 PM Oct 15

yeah I was wondering about that Part 1 Part 2 thing. I'm assuming that it won't be like one singular story cut in half, but one story that has a conclusion, but maybe the villain returns in part 2 or something for a new story? Idk, I can't see them chopping a story in half and then like you said releasing the second part of that story 2 years later

Cronos
Cronos at 04:53 AM Oct 16

That's possible, but if they're going to be seperate films (and not have a cliffhanger/to be continued at the end) why label them "Part 1" and "Part 2"? That's what I don't get.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Finished watching Extant, aside from some iffy acting I really enjoyed it (interesting plot and characters), good to hear it's been renewed!
Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Aside from "D is for" and "U is for", ABCs of Death 2 manages to be a worse collection of horror shorts than the first ABCs.
RandomK1NG
RandomK1NG at 08:22 AM Oct 06

I actually thought A, C, S & R were all better than both D & U. But the overall product is just as "meh" as the first one.

Cronos updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Aaaaand Horns has been censored for its UK release... looks like I'll be skipping the theatrical release then.
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 01:02 PM Sep 25

What? Fuck that's annoying. Do you know how much they're cutting out?

Cronos
Cronos at 02:52 PM Sep 25

It's pretty vague but it doesn't look like a lot. It was precut before certification under BBFC guidance, looks like it was to two scenes:

http://bbfc.co.uk/releases/horns-2013

Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 2 months ago

Dredd: The Musical

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrsJsvL30g

Cronos updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

Kite's a solid contender for worst "insert category here" of the year... I'm struggling to think of one single positive thing that could be said about it.
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:30 AM Sep 18

Hmm, would that happen to have any relation to the KITE anime?

Cronos
Cronos at 03:11 AM Sep 18

Yeah, it's a preditctably toned down live action remake of it.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:16 AM Sep 18

Oh.....shit.

I watched the anime a long time ago, though it was a considerably censored US release of the original uncut Japanese version. I don't really remember it at all, only that it was like a much seedier LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL.

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Cronos posted a VIDEO item: 2 months ago

The Dead Lands (2014) Official Trailer

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKy7Q50tJ84

Cochise
Cochise at 08:42 PM Sep 13

Looks cool!

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