Cochise posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 6 years ago

10,000 B.C.


Directed by: Roland Emmerich
Written by: Roland Emmerich, Harald Kloser
Cast: Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Adventure
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Plot: A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe.



- hit and miss special effects, you can tell they sunk a lot of money into them but a lot of them look very obviously CG
- annoying technical issues (why does almost everyone have perfectly manicured eyebrows, perfect skin, perfect dreadlocks and blazing white teeth?)
- just a badly written script not only in terms of the uninteresting story and characters you just can't care for, but the near laughable dialog as well
- unexciting action sequences


you know a movie isn't good when the review skips right over Pros and just goes straight to Cons. I really wanted to like this movie, really wanted to find something to like but there just wasn't anything. Hell, I actually like Roland Emmerich and have enjoyed more than a few of his movies, but wow... just wow. This is pretty damn horrible, especially considering how cool the concept of Mammoths and Sabretooth Tigers are, yet they totally didn't do anything interesting with it and the result is a bland, boring, bad movie. Not recommended.


Other reviews of this film: MonkeyGoat (1/10) , War_chief (0/10) > Display all
lordtyler912 at 07:01 PM Feb 17

mos def one of the worst films i've ever seen.

Shaggy89 at 07:32 PM Feb 17

i saw it at the dollar movies and i still wanted my money back.

AlmostFamous91 at 07:40 PM Feb 17

I never like to jump on a hate bandwagon..but this film truly was a piece of shit..I wish I could get the hours back

JohnLocke2342 at 07:42 PM Feb 17

a horrible, horrible piece of shit.

WalkAway at 08:01 PM Feb 17

I went to see this movie for Steven Strait because I had a huge crush on him.

frenzy227 at 08:10 PM Feb 17

Go watch the Bad Movie Beatdown of this film.

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