new trailer impressions...
THE SAMARITAN
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/thesamaritan/
seriously Sam, what the hell? I mean fine, if you really like working that much I get it, but it still doesn't make sense how you can be in so many crappy to mediocre straight to video movies... and then always be in the next big blockbuster... Star Wars, The Avengers series... come on what the hell!
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THE BROKEN TOWER
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/thebrokentower/
fuck you James Franco you perfect son of a bitch. Fuck you, cause this looks like complete sh... complete shi... complete... I can't even say it, cause it actually looks really cool. You win again James, you win again...
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HOT FLASH HAVOC
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/hotflashhavoc/
well then... I don't think I'll ever watch this movie. And... yeah.
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SIX MONTH RULE
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/6monthrule/
doesn't look bad, but doesn't look good enough to be interesting. Looks kind of generic and honestly just not that funny at all for a romantic comedy
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BUDZ HOUSE
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/budzhouse/
sweet! The people who made Soul Plane, Lottery Ticket, etc. made another movie! Actually I have no idea if any of the same people behind those shitfests are behind this, but man it sure looks like they were! Generic, stereotypical and totally missing the mark in just about every way, can't wait!
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BATTLEFIELD AMERICA
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/battlefieldamerica/
what... the... fuck? Seriously, click the link and watch 'Trailer 3' that has to be one of the most poorly put together trailers I've ever seen. And on a side note, they still make dance movies? whaaaaaaat?
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PENUMBRA
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/penumbra/
hmm... actually looks surprisingly interesting. Doesn't look amazing but I'm definitely interested in it, mainly because I have no idea what it's supposed to be about, but it looks weird and possibly pretty creepy. Too bad we'll probably never see it in North America until it's on cable at 3 in the morning four years from now. Oh well, at least we'll have easy access to Budz House!
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NESTING
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/nesting/
yes it looks like the definition of an 'indie movie' but while I find some of those movies get annoying with their whole indie-ness, this actually looks neat and charming. Why not.
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AMERICAN ANIMAL
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/americananimal/
first though that popped into my head: holy shit it's that guy from Freddy vs. Jason! second though that popped into my head: screw that guy, who's this other guy being a nutjob, this is awesome! ...no seriously holy shit, this looks fantastic!
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HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/houseattheendofthestreet/
oh look Jennifer Lawrence... she's all popular and stuff right now. Alright, that's fine... but besides all the rewinding this definitely seems like a lot of movies I've already seen.
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that is one interesting picture haha