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Just watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 again...

I don't get the big deal with Wonder Woman. I don't get why she as Gal Gadot's character or the new movie has been taken to so well. The movie was good, but nothing really new or special at all, and I feel the character is pretty mediocre, just pretty indifferent to her. I feel like Marvel/Guardians of the Galaxy's Gamora is a WAY cooler, stronger and more interesting female character -- and don't get why it feels like she doesn't get the love she deserves (or why Wonder Woman is getting so much love yet Gamora never really took off in the same way). I just finished watching GOTG2 again, and very much stand behind that. Also do have to say that I unfortunately do not feel the same about Nebula... intriguing as a character (or at least her past with Gamora) but her visual design is simply... bad. Her facial robotic parts are annoyingly distracting and are so clearly just painted on the skin... it just looks like weak face paint. Kind of shocking considering the art direction and makeup for the other characters...

Mood: Surprised

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

The new second trailer for Ready Player One was better for the first... mostly because they showed how it seems a lot of the movie would take place in the real world... rather than the game world which, while some of the action concepts look cool, just looks WAY too much like a videogame. I get that it's supposed to be a game, but it's in the future and it's supposed to be virtual reality... not a PS3 level cutscene graphical equivalent. Maybe those sequences will work better in a movie rather than a trailer, but I can't help to feel just pretty underwhelmed and indifferent by this one... even seeing that Overwatch character in there turns me off, it just seems *too* pop culture, too current. I don't even know how I feel about all the other pop culture things in there but at least they're all pop culture classics kind of thing. And my GOD that dialog from new Spielberg-fave Mark Rylance sounded BAD, wow... what
Heero at 01:56 PM Dec 13

Out of curiosity have you read the book? the entire book is predicated on the pop culture...

I had the same reserves regarding the VR world, but there is no way around it. I don't mind because it will be a good chance to see a few things come to life like Voltron and more.

Cochise at 02:25 AM Dec 14

No I haven't, if I like the movie I'd be interested to though!

I understand pop culture is a part of it, but from my understanding the character in the book is obsessed with 80s and 90s pop culture. And that makes sense in a dual sense for the reader because those eras of pop culture for us are iconic and nostalgic... whereas modern new stuff is still way too current to have that perception. It's kind of like Guardians of the Galaxy's vibe, or at least should be. That's my point, it works better this way. Having something so fresh/new just feels more like an advertisement than a cool nostalgic throwback thing.

Heero at 01:07 AM Dec 19

nah you need to read the book.. the entire book is dedicated to pop culture.. and the entire world is obsessed with 80's culture.. dont want to say why... or give anything away.

i highly recommend the book

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

there is no way this Ready Player One poster's extended leg is a mistake... there has GOT to be a scene in the movie where he gets extended legs or something, right? Like... it's way too obvious to be a mistake. If it was, how f*cking high was the creator, AND the guy it was sent to and approved by, AND the guy who received it from there, AND etc etc etc
OldKingClancy at 01:07 PM Dec 12

Apparently the proportions on Sheridan are right, it's just because of the break in his leg where the rung is makes it look off.

That being said, absolutely someone should've seen this and realised how it looked.

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

some of the shots and visuals in the new theatrical Phil Lord and Chris Miller Spider-Man movie Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (ugh what a terrible name) look actually pretty surprising and beautiful... and then others look really cheap and jarring (like they purposefully dropped frames to save money or something, almost reminding of some animated TV shows instead of a big budget theatrical release). Also what was up with the trailer dialog? Was it just the version I saw (on IGN) or were both the dialog scenes... void of actual audible dialog? There was music, the characters were moving their mouths... but there were no voices... is this some awkward lame attempt at revealing they don't have a voice actor yet or keeping him a surprise or...
Cochise at 11:33 PM Dec 09

weird, must've just been IGN's video... just saw it on facebook and the voice was in there. Disregard that last part then lol

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Fallen Kingdom looks awesome! Definitely one of my most anticipated movies of 2018. Already looks leagues better than Jurassic World, largely thanks to the MUCH improved effects! While I do have to say that the trailer was really weirdly cut and put together... I do like the general aim of it. I feel like they got out what they needed to without ruining too much. What the movie's about, and then show the big action climax. Boom. That's it. Now with Bayona and the promise of more suspense and horror we can imagine that the rest of the movie is filled with more intimate, scarier stuff. And once again love the Blue being back thing (though again, poorly put together trailer... even that opening dialog scene should have had her tell him about Blue first, and then him respond with 'I know what this is, a rescue mission' and then go to the rest... kind of nonsensical).
Cochise at 10:26 PM Dec 09

^ whoa, come on now JL. Show a little respect and maturity towards others, especially when it comes to opinions of art of all things lol. Did not expect (what seems like) a childish mocking comment like that from you

JohnLocke2342 at 09:32 PM Dec 10

Bro two things

1. Relax dude
2. I’m laughing at the fact that we both had back to back polar opposite statuses which touches on what you said about King Arthur - we’re always on the opposite ends of movies so many times. I think this looks like garbage and you think it looks great which I thought was hilarious - literally complete opposites.

Cochise at 04:51 PM Dec 17

Maybe it just came off wrong, seemed like you were just straight up mocking rather than anything else lol, ah well all good bud haha

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Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I don't get the hate... Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is looking fricken awesome from that featurette. Can't wait for the trailer! The weak and way too noticeable special effects in Jurassic World kind of ruined that movie for me, so I'm glad the CG (and heavier mixture of practical effects it seems) is much improved this go around. Can't wait for the trailer. Also super excited Blue (the best part of JW easily) is back and they seem to be continuing that subplot/relationship with him and Pratt
Cochise at 04:21 PM Dec 06

also, I like the darker version of the classic theme in this video. I hope we hear the JP's awesome theme in all its glory as well, which I found was sorely missing from JW

timmyd at 08:10 PM Dec 06

I'm looking forward to it for sure . I actually dug Jurassic World.

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

man what happened to ScarJo? Maybe it's just the look but damn, she doesn't look very good at all in Infinity War as Black Widow. In some respects visually reminiscent of Tilda Swinton too... weird .
Frosty_86 at 06:36 PM Dec 05

She looks really bleached out. I think the infamous Marvel color grading is to blame.

piranhafeast at 12:04 AM Dec 06

She's not aging very well unfortunately

RetroMovieCritic at 10:59 AM Dec 06

^ I makes her look older, not bad..just not as good as before.

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

wait what, X-Men: The New Mutants' villain is a demon bear? That is actually SUPER exciting... but the trailer didn't really even hint at anything like that at all.. . instead showcasing kind of just classic horror cliche visuals. I commend them for taking a chance on a horror superhero movie though for sure and look forward to see it, but now I'm just really hoping there's a bunch of cool evil-bear sequences lol, that would be a unique and memorable villain type character for a movie like this!!
grelber37 at 05:03 AM Dec 05

If you Google "Demon Bear Marvel", you will get some background on the monstrous character from the comics.

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Bryan Singer has been fired from the Freddie Mercury biopic for not showing up. Really. Whatever, maybe there are deeper reasons behind his absence, but it doesn't matter. I really love some of his previous movies, but to have a career like that, a job like that, and an opportunity like this to direct a movie like this (nevermind all his others) and to just piss it away with no explanation or reasoning? Weak dude, come on. Anyway, whatever. What I really DO want to say though is that I think DOP/cinematographer Newton Thomas Sigel should take over directing duties for the rest of the movie. He already directed some scenes when Singer didn't show up or left, and he's obviously been there the whole time... I think this could be a fantastic opportunity for him (an established cinematographer... and he has directed a short, a doc and some TV episodes) and I really hope he gets the gig! I feel like having been there the whole time he's actually THE best choice especially with them being ...
Cochise at 06:53 PM Dec 04
Cochise at 07:18 PM Dec 04

or not...

"Directors Guild of America rules state that a replacement for a director may not be someone already involved in the production"

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Slick Nick at 07:39 PM Dec 04

I heard he clashed with star Rami Malek...supposedly threw something at him.

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

even though I'm not really a Star Wars fan, my expectations for The Last Jedi are pretty high largely thanks to Rian Johnson. Fingers crossed it surprises and delights! More than anything though I just really hope it isn't so been-there-done-that as The Force Awakens was. Which I thought was very, very well made but way too safe and same-y as A New Hope (though I get why they decided to do that, financially a smart move to re-establish the brand).
oscarxp25 at 09:07 AM Dec 01

I agree with everything here... I think we are in for something special with Rian behind the wheel

cobb at 11:31 AM Dec 01

im not a big fan either but force made me one

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Guillermo Del Toro regrets not taking over the Universal Monsters/Dark Universe when he was offered it in 2007... well... all things considered after The Mummy, can you just give him the reigns now instead Universal? Please?
Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Infinity War trailer was... ok. I'm disappointed that I felt pretty indifferent after watching it. I'll be seeing it, but I honestly can't say I'm excited for it. Nothing in the trailer really piqued my interest or made me giddy, but I do have to say I love the LOTR style epic battle at the end. That doesn't seem like the 'final battle' of the movie though (the team isn't all there) so that is concerning... hopefully they don't turn a potentially awesome epic battle sequence into some really short thing, like the beginning of Thor: The Dark World with the warriors three and Thor battle. Thanos looks OK, but does still look noticeably CG and I feel like that's going to detract from the character in the same way that it did for Steppenwolf (though Thanos' CG work is a bit better I think). Should have just got actors and then prosthetics and then played with that in post, rather than mo-cap and CG.
JohnLocke2342 at 01:25 PM Nov 29

Lol not surprised dude, you say this about most of the MCU flicks. It’s totally fine that you’re not as into it as others.

Cochise at 02:07 PM Nov 29

Yeah, for some reason these movies just haven't grabbed me like they have a lot of people. I still thought Civil War was quite good and I liked the serious tone, so I am looking forward to the Russos bringing that to an Avengers movie

Cochise updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

holy SHIT Gore Verbinski is directing the X-Men Gambit movie?!?! That is AMAZING news, he has some amazing visuals in his movies
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