Please tell me I'm not the only drunk who gets munchies like a stoner.
Well, drunkedness does lift inhibitions. . . . . Louie Anderson has a bit about how drunks get hungry after bartime; they go to restaurants and order "I want french toast, french fries, a french horn. . . . ." I don't know if french horn is in his list. But, you get the idea. Maybe, the Anderson act is on YouTube.
I was having such a jonesing for soup last night, I thought I was going to piss myself when I found a can of Chunky Corn Chowder in the pantry. It was ON like DONKEY KONG!











No, you aren't.