If you tried to bounce a quarter off that ass, it would shatter...the quarter, not the ass.
yes, and then you'd have to deal with that uncomfortable silence that occurrs when you've just bounced currency off of someone's ass, and they turn and ask just what, exactly, are you F@#*!** doing ?
"Pole" vaulter..............eh, too easy.
JoBlo, could really use your help here...