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cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 27 days ago

The Lovely Bones



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Directed by: Peter Jackson
Written by: Frances Walsh, Philippa Boyens, Peter Jackson
Cast: Rachel Weisz, Mark Wahlberg, Susan Sarandon, Stanley Tucci, Michael Imperioli, Saoirse Ronan
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.lovelybones.com
Plot: The Lovely Bones takes place in Everytown, USA, during the early '70s where the murder of young girl breaks a family apart and rocks a small town. Little do they know, their daughter is just beyond the ethereal plane, but not yet heaven, watching over them trying to guide them to her killer. Her killer being an unassuming neighbor with dark secrets and hidden past.

Review:

The Lovely Bones is a big heap of disappointment. What seemed like a poignant, other worldly thriller never could find its pacing or tone bouncing back and forth between genres. At one point, a murder mystery where a desperate father is trying to find clues that would lead him to the evil slayer who is so close. At another point, it is an introspective family drama where the pieces caused by this tragic loss are clumsily put back together. Last but not least, is the fantasy world just beyond reality where Suzie Salmon's (the victim) imagination comes to life. Separately, they are mildly effective in their intention, but together they are a poorly constructed final product undermining Peter Jackson's grand reputation... [more]

Other reviews of this film: jekupka (4/10) , Monotreme (5/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 27 days ago

Up in the Air



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Directed by: Jason Reitman
Written by: Jason Reitman
Cast: George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: www.theupintheairmovie.com
Plot: George Clooney plays a traveling business consultant hired to terminate employees for other companies and ready them for the path of job hunting. Clooney plays a relic, so to speak, fighting for his job against the ever evolving state of technology. Clooney decides to partner up with the young revolutionary, played by Anna Kendrick, taking her on a cross country trip to see how his job is done and teach her about the finer things about living on the road. Together they share life experiences and relationship advice.

Review:

George Clooney is an old-fashioned Hollywood player. He brings an incredible amount of charisma, grace, and machismo to the screen, and hits all his beats. If the movie was to rest solely on his shoulders it would be equally good. This is one of many roles Clooney was born to play. His profession has evolved to this point, a relic of the old ways being forced about by the coporate culture yet hangs on by a thread only to come out on top every time. He is a lovable jackass, but one that shows just the right amount of heart at the right time for us to never give up hope for him. He quietly evolves into something he never thought he'd be... [more]

Other reviews of this film: BakeTheMooCow (9/10) , FilmKing2000 (9/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 28 days ago

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans



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Directed by: Warner Herzog
Written by: William Finkelstein
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Val Kilmer, Jennifer Coolidge, Fairuza Balk, Alvin “Xzibit” Joiner
Studio: First Look Studios
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.badlt.com
Plot: Nic Cage plays Terrance McDonagh, a bad cop working in a post-Katrina New Orleans. He does not start off so bad since he does jump into the dirty water flooding the precinct to save a nobody junkie from drowning in his holding cell. This brave act gives him a promotion, a medal, and a back problem that eventually leads to a pain killer addiction that starts a slippery slope into more drugs, sex, and violence. A real rock and roll lifestyle.

Review:

Wrongfully considered a remake of Abel Ferrar's own Bad Lieutenant, a gritty cult classic with an incredibly visceral performance from Harvey Keital, Nic Cage dials in an equally visceral performance, both depressingly honest and figuratively naked. Being known for no longer picking good movies or giving a good performance, Cage scratches at the surface of recovering from such a bad reputation. He performs admirably, his sulking, lurking strut and nihilistic attitude is pitch perfect for the content, yet there is a time in the movie where like a coin, he flips taking the edge and cheesiness up a few notches. His weird voice pattern and twitchy face become distractions, but it only lasts for a short time. Eva Mendes and Val Kilmer have similar reputations nowadays, but both deliver decent enough performances, even though they are used sparringly. Character actors Jennifer Coolidge, Brad Dourif, Michael Shannon, and Fairuza Balk come and go leaving surprisingly memorable turns leaving me wanting more from them... [more]

Other reviews of this film: dsloy (5/10) , VitamanMan8 (9/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 created a LIST: about 1 month ago

Books that Should Be Made Into Movies (Redux)

1. Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
2. Good Omens by Neal Gaiman and Terry Prachett
3. I Am Legend by RIchard Matheson
4. The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
5. Dirk Gently series by Douglas Adams
6. Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
7. Earthbound by Richard Matheson
8. Freaks of the Heartland by Steve Niles
9. Beat the Reaper by Josh Bazell
10. Deadpool by Marvel Comics
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DECAYED fable at 07:19 PM Jan 02

God is a Bullet by Boston Terran

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moviefan4life at 09:46 AM Jan 03

The Thief of Always by Clive Barker

cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Gamer



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Directed by: Neveldine/Taylor
Written by: Neveldine/Taylor
Cast: Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valetta, Kyra Sedgewick, John Leguizamo
Studio: Lionsgate Films
Genre: Action
Official Site: gamerthemovie.com
Plot: In the not too distant future, America has embraced its history of violent entertainment when a waelthy inventor/media mogul creates a way for gamers to actually control real people instead of computer generated characters. Once such game is "Slayer" where Gerard Butler's Kable plays to win his freedom from death row. Kable is the closest anyone comes, but they can't just let him leave. Kable gets in a literal fight to the death as he leaves the gaming world thanks to some concerned hackers and goes after the men who created the game.

Review:

I really really want to like Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, but their obsession with video games, which also had a big influence on the Crank movies, is getting tired really fast. The movie is already suffering from being a retread of Running Man and Death Race. It also relies heavily on shaky cam, bright flashy lights, and distracting video game-esque icons flying across the screen. Michael C Hall is the cheesy cherry on top as he hams it up as the film's Kentucky fried villain, surprising since Hall does so well on his TV series, "Dexter... [more]

Other reviews of this film: KcMsterpce (5/10) , Shaggy89 (6/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Zombieland



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Directed by: Ruben Fleischer
Written by: Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick
Cast: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Amber Heard, Abigail Breslin
Studio: Sony Pictures
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Official Site: www.zombieland.com
Plot: When a zombie outbreak decimates the American population an unlikely group of survivors work together to brave the zombie plagued highways of the United States. Hotshot Tallahasse is a gun-totting cowboy who enjoyed killing his zombified neighbors. Columbus is a quiet, rational, loner who is easy to like. Wichita and Little Rock are sister con artists who have a hard time trusting anyone. They are trying to make it to Los Angeles where there may be a zombie-free amusement park for them to hang out.

Review:

Admittedly influenced by the hit zom-com, Shaun of the Dead, Z-land brings enough yucks and yuks to keep pace, but unfortunately doesn't surpass Shaun. The movie is well cast using a number of young upstarts plus Woody Harrelson, who always excels as goofy douchebags. Each brings a great amount of heart and charisma that makes the conversation much more natural than forced in either a horror or comedy way. Each character has a dark moment in the past. You'd expect most characters to have them, but unique to this film is they are not defined by them. For instance, Tallahasse suffers a great loss. One would think he would turn inward and become a loner. Instead he becomes a badass who shoots from the hip and the mouth, and while reluctantly, he still bonds with his travelling companions rather than alienating them. A refreshing take on survival horror... [more]

Other reviews of this film: akabrocklanders (7/10) , Crazy Dud (8/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Surrogates



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Directed by: Jonathan Mostow
Written by: Michael Ferris, John Brancato
Cast: Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike, Boris Kodjoe, Jack Noseworthy, Ving Rhames
Studio: Touchstone Pictures
Genre: Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.chooseyoursurrogate.com
Plot: Somewhere between near future and distant future, the majority of the population have been replaced by remote control robots. Despite a numbing sensation, the world has seemingly become a utopia until someone dies from feedback from their destroyed robotic counterpart.

Review:

The story has a lot of potential . Utopian world. Robots. Subtle thematic undertones that turn out to be not so subtle. The movie never reached it's full potential. It promised to be a robot action flick with a thriller pace, but the movie crawls to the ending. It is full of plot holes and the storyline seems pretty forced. A world where 99% of the population are actually controlling robots to do their day-to-day stuff probably does not need an FBI, yet there is one that looks well funded and very busy. The robots are also lacking serious emotions. That sounds weird considering their machines, but they are controlled by people yet comically perform as pieces of wood... [more]

Other reviews of this film: VANDY PRICE (7/10) , Cinenerd (6/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Carriers



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Directed by: Alex Pastor, David Pastor
Written by: Alex Pastor, David Pastor
Cast: Chris Pine, Lou Taylor Pucci, Piper Perabo, Emily VanCamp, Christopher Meloni
Studio: Paramount Vantage
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.carriersmovie.com
Plot: The world has been overrun with a plague. Most of the human population is either dead or dying. A group of 4 are trying to make it to their childhood vacation spot for solace, but their cross country trek does not turn out to be easy. Finding gas, shelter, and protection from the sick and the paranoid proves much harder than they expected.

Review:

Carriers is another in a long line of mis-marketed movies. I feel like that is a sentence used far too often nowadays. Carriers promised to be a quick-paced thriller implying that their would actually be "carriers," as in a minority group of infected showing other signs other than death. Instead it is very much a psychological drama. Much of the fear stems from feelings of isolation, desperation, paranoia, and expendability (even in the eyes of your loved ones). These elements work effectively, but make for a much slower movie than expected. It is a bit of a chore to sit through the movie, which is not even that long. The gore factor is also very low; a few blood splattered face masks and rashes... [more]

Other reviews of this film: MattSlash (6/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Antichrist



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Directed by: Lars Von Trier
Written by: Lars Von Trier and Anders Thomas Jensen
Cast: Willem Defoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg
Studio: IFC Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.antichristthemovie.com
Plot: A couple travel to their cabin in the woods after suffering the loss of their child. Their the husband, a therapist, coaches his grieving wife through cognitive therapy in order to find out what she truly fears and to grant her solace in the face of losing her son.

Review:

There is only one way to describe this movie. FUCKED UP... [more]

Other reviews of this film: BabuBhaut (9/10) , dsloy (6/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Paranormal Activity



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Directed by: Oren Peli
Written by: Oren Peli
Cast: Katie Featherstone, Micah Sloat
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.ParanormalMovie.com
Plot: When Kate suspects she is being haunted, her boyfriend, Micah, decided he is going to document events and prove to her it is just her imagination. As the nights go on, the evidence becomes overwhelmingly apparent that they are in fact being haunted. They look to experts with no luck and continue living their lives, but the activity becomes harder and harder to ignore, and eventually puts their lives in danger.

Review:

This movie was part of an internet petition to get this into theaters. They needed at least a million, and got that (plus more I think) based purely on trailer footage. Whenever a inexpensive film is hesitantly backed by a studio, I usually put faith in the fact the project is good. And thankfully so... [more]

Other reviews of this film: Mike Sampson (6/10) , BakeTheMooCow (7/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

The Road



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Directed by: John Hillcoat
Written by: Joe Penhall
Cast: Viggo Mortensen, Robert Duvall, Garret Dillahunt, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Charlize Theron
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Drama
Official Site:
Plot: Based on a novel by Cormac McCarthy of the same name, Viggo Mortensen plays a desperate father traveling across a barren wasteland that was once the United States trying to protect his child. All of nature is dying. The humans are the last living things. Desperate humans turning to cannibalism and violence stalk the streets. All hope seems gone, but Man and Boy, who's names we never learn, perservere.

Review:

The catsatrophe that ends the world is never explained, but the muted colors and decaying landscape leave little to the imagination. The world is literally falling to pieces. The landscapes are so striking, not due to characteristics, but rather the lack of them. Its hard to believe that it once was ever livable. It is by far the most impressive and fear-driven depiction of the end of the world that I have ever seen... [more]

Other reviews of this film: BakeTheMooCow (9/10) , dsloy (7/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

The Messenger



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Directed by: Oren Moverman
Written by:
Cast: Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson, Samantha Morton and Jena Malone
Studio: Oscilloscope Films
Genre: Drama
Official Site:
Plot: taff Sergeant Will Montgomery (Ben Foster), a recently injured soldier with 3 months left of active duty, is given a new assignment notifying the next of kin that their soldier relative has died. Learning the ropes from the boisterous Captain Tony Stone (Woody Harrelson), Will finds himself involved with a widow of a fallen "brother," played by Samantha Morton.

Review:

A slowing movie drama, the three actors are given plenty of time and material to show off their more than substantial abilities. Both Ben Foster and Samantha Morton glide through the story with weary eyes hiding a sickening anger that explodes in ill-timed tantrums throughout. Woody Harrelson balances Foster and Morton's timebomb mania with his own brand of in-your-face denial. A sometime alcoholic, by-the-book everyman just trying to get by. His own emotional scars lie much deeper and only come out when you least expect. The plot rests on the shoulder of their screen chemistry. This is fortunate for the Will-Tony relationship. Their camaraderie has well-paced growth, starting with generic banter over beers to bearing their souls to each other after an alcohol fueled night. They are easily the most relatable, but the fly-by-night romance between Will and Morton's character, Olivia, is awkward and clumsy. Will follows her like an obsessed stalker. Besides obviously being smitten, he also stares coldly at her to an almost scary degree. Will seems sexually aroused by Olivia's loss of hope and poor anger management... [more]

Other reviews of this film: VitamanMan8 (7/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a BLOG item 2 months ago

28 Days Later...and the Zombie Subgenre

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http://rickshq.blogspot.com/2009/11/28-days-laterand-zombie-genre.html

The zombie genre is probably one of the most beloved sub genres in all of cinema. It has spawned some real great pieces, like Night of the Living Dead and Shaun of the Dead, some cult classics, like The Evil Dead series and Re-Animated, and even one bona fide piece of cinematic history, the original Dawn of the Dead. For these very reasons, the internet folk talk about to no end. One such movie that always gets a mention is 28 Days Later... (and sometimes 28 Weeks Later...). And any mention of that will be met with numerous reader comments on how 28 Days Later... is not a zombie movie. But is it?

The biggest evidence against it would be that the plague ridden populace (known as The Infected) are NOT actually zombies. So let's try to define what a zombie is. A zombie is any human reanimated from death and devolved to a primitive state where there primary, if not only, motive is to consume. They lack emotion, personality, and pretty much any other characteristic of the deceased except echoes of memories of their former life that lead them to repeat normal actions albeit purposelessly. They also suffer from rigor mortis, stiffening of the body that happens after death. Thus the slow, shuffle in which pre-Zack Snyder zombies moved.

The Infected are otherwise very different. They are not emotionless. They are full of rage, like an amped up form of rabies. Since they are sick and not dead, they are not held back by rigor mortis. In fact, quite the opposite, they become fairly fast moving and never seem to get exhausted. They definitely have the same penchant to attack, but their is no clear cut implication that they are motivated by hunger.

You would think that the most important element to be considered a zombie movie is to have to include zombies, which the Infected certainly are not, but 28 Days Later... still has most of the same characteristics that have brought so many fans to the sub genre in the first place. In 28 Days Later, the events that ruined London already occurred and out hero, Jim, awakes in a hospital and wanders the streets of an empty, but severely damaged London. It is a frightening image, an empty city. The realization that everyone is gone, even in the early mornings can be pretty creepy. That is one of the biggest sources of fear between both kinda of flick, the fear that no one is there, that you are alone. And not just by yourself, ultimately alone, never to have human companionship again. Zombie movies are really the only ones to effectively depict such a fear. 28 Weeks Later is about the grand reopening of London, that is until they are overwhelmed by the last of the Infected. An uncontrollable enemy hiding behind the faces of neighbors and loved ones is yet another fear device that is used most effectively in zombie movies. How many heroes or victims have hesitated thinking they can talk their zombified friends into consciousness? Too many. In fact, I believe this to be the real defining characteristic of zombie movies. That the enemy is a disease, an enemy you cannot shoot or stab, until it has infected your loved ones and turn them against you.

You might want to say that vampires and werewolves are similar. And they sort of are. But the biggest difference is those two monsters are almost always portrayed with so much more human capabilities than the zombies or infected. The victims' personalities tend to fight the diseases' hard-wiring. Basically, my point is 28 Days Later.... and its sequel have a fundamental difference from the zombie sub genre, but they have so much more in common, is it really necessary to mention how it doesn't count every time it is brought up in a conversation of zombies? Not at all. It has more in common with the zombie movies than the Dawn of the Dead remake or Zombieland which pretty much ignored many of the important aspects of a zombie yet labeled them as such anyway. At least 28 whatever later was honest about what it was accomplishing.


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cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

District 9



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Directed by: Neill Blomkamp
Written by: Neill Blomkamp
Cast: Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope, David James, Mandla Gaduka, William Allen Young, Vanessa Haywood, Kenneth Nkosi, Devlin Brown
Studio: Sony Pictures
Genre: Science Fiction
Official Site: www.d-9.com
Plot: District 9 is a slum in South Africa where alien beings, known as Prawns, considered a racial slur, live in squalor. The aliens themselves are stranded because their spaceship is stalled out above the city of Johannesburg. Used as a social commentary for the very public race problems of South Africa, the story sees a mild-mannered government work, Wikus, who is given the duty of evicting the aliens into another slum. This project goes awry when Wikus comes into contact with alien chemicals that start morphing him into a Prawn. Now being treated like one of them, Wikus sees the corrupt side to his government's race relations, so he makes an uneasy pact with one of the aliens to cure him of his transformation, if he helps restart the alien spaceship.

Other reviews of this film: Snowboy (5/10) , KcMsterpce (3/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Inglourious Basterds



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Directed by: Quentin Tarantino
Written by: Quentin Tarantino
Cast: Brad Pitt, Diane Kruger, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, Daniel Brühl, Eli Roth, Samm Levine, B.J. Novak, Til Schweiger, Gedeon Burkhard, Paul Rust, Michael Bacall, Omar Doom, Sylvester Groth, Julie Dreyfus, Jacky Ido, August Diehl, Martin Wuttke, Richard Sammel, Christian Berkel, Sönke Möhring, Michael Fassbender, Mike Myers, Rod Taylor, Denis Menochet and Cloris Leachman
Studio: The Weinstein Co.
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.inglouriousbasterds-movie.com
Plot: Quentin Tarantino's World War II epic and homage to the great spaghetti westerns finds 3 intersecting stories, in true Tarantino fashion. One story revolves around Lt. Aldo Raine, Brad Pitt's redneck soldier, and his band of Jewish-American soldiers showing no mercy to Nazi's in France, the other story is that of Shoshana Dreyfus, a survivor of a Jew extermination who has big plans for her movie theater. The last is that of the "Jew Hunter," one of the more ruthless Nazi officers who show no mercy to the Jewish. There storys take an explosive turn at Shoshana's movie theater.

Other reviews of this film: KcMsterpce (5/10) , Skellington (9/10) > Display all
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