brewsky99 posted a BLOG item 8 months ago

Jean Seberg

look how the FBI tried to destroy her career.

brewsky99 posted a BLOG item about 1 year ago

Possum

As a proud and loyal kiwi even thou I live in Australia which ain't the worse place to lay your hat I am a little taken back by the latest drinking game that's come out of the land of the Hobbit's.

The Game is called 'Possum' and the Idea is very simple and incredibly stupid.Take a lot of beer,climb a tree,sit on a branch and drink until you are so drunk you fall out of the tree .The eventual winner is the last piss head sitting in a tree looking like a stunned Possum.

The origin of the game seems to have started in Dunedin in the south of the South Island whose Uni seems to breed these games at will,Couch(sofa) burning party's are still a popular past time and drunk wheelie bin racing now are thing of the past.
The game has now spread around the nation with evidence of broken bottles,Cans and Vomit surrounding tree's in parks and backyards all over New Zealand.

The true sad affair of this given a couple of drinks and a puff or two a I too would consider a game of possum which I guess is a sad reflection of my Maturity and Intellect.

brewsky99 posted a BLOG item about 1 year ago

Batman and the Amazon Cheerleaders from the Planet Pluto

Bruce's bed has felt empty since Dick left to become Nightwing,being a Bi-Sexual playboy he has had many a Model and Pornstar slip under the covers of his Mega King Sized Water Bed but non could replace the boy wonder.
He is lonely and Sexually Unsatisfied,frustrated that is only outlet is becoming the Bat and bitch slapping criminal types who choose too break the law on his watch."I Liked It when Robin got rough"he mumbles to himself.

Tonight is like any other night,Gordon has the Bat Signal beaming bright into the evening sky and in usual haste he heads towards it like a moth to a flame.

Gordon is there waiting patiently for his Dark knight to appear he has his iPhone out playing Angry Birds,he is in the top thousand in the world Batman resents this but never say's a word.
"What's the Trouble this time Bro"snarls Batman as he fiddles with one of his Bat Nipples.
"Amazon cheerleaders from Pluto"Declares Gordon"They a little snotty over having their planetary status remove by Earth and they are going to destroy Gotham if they don't get their way"
"Oh Shit me"Batman looks worried"Not Amazon Cheerleaders from the Planet Pluto they killed Bruce Wayne's Butler"

to be continued

brewsky99 posted a BLOG item about 1 year ago

LOVE

I Really Hate The Over Use Of This Word Love.
I Don't Mean When We Use It Too Describe A Food Which We Are About Too Stuff In Our Gobs,When We Talk About A Song Or Film That we Enjoy Or Even A Animal,Object Or Subject We Embrace.
What I'm Talking About Is Love Towards Other Humans And How People Use It Randomly Without Control,Without Meaning,Watering Down What I Think Is One Of The Most Powerful And beautiful Words there Is.
When I Use It I Mean It,I Don't Say It Often Too Be Fair.
There Are Times I Should Of Said It,Now Regret Not Using It Because I feared The Power Of The Word And What It Would Mean.
I Would Make Sacrifices For That Word,I Would Die For That Word,I love That Word, Please Don't Disrespect the Word.

(Yeah I've Been Watching Too Much Reality T.V Again)

brewsky99 posted a BLOG item over 1 year ago

Design your own T.V cross-over

Pick a character,setting,object or story event and introduce it into another show.

I've got some shit too do but I would love you guys too run with this and see what comes from this Idea that I ripped off truth be told.
I'll be back in a few hours and hope to read some ideas that will either blow my mind or make me laugh my ass off.

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brewsky99 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

How Spider-Man Screwed Me Over

As the excitement builds for next years "The Amazing Spider-Man" it reminds me of a vendetta of have against that web slinging,turd burgling muppet who caused me a fist load of ridicule and embarrassment as a 11 year old.

It use to be common for some American television shows and t.v Movies to be released in cinemas overseas,I personally saw Elvis,3 Battlestar Galactica films,Airwolf and 3 Spider-Man films made up from the 70s short lived series.My Issues arise from the final of these films Spider-man:The dragon's challenge.

I must of been about 9 years old and I was with my mother in the local department store when i saw this guy in a Spider-man suit,doing the Santa thing with kid's sitting on his lap and some guy taking pictures.Mum asked if I was interested and my response was to the negative,I had reached that age that the idea of sitting on a guys knee was sort of gay.but my mind changed when I realized that by having my picture taken with this guy in a Spider-man suit I got Free Tickets to see Spider-man:The Dragon's Challenge and the best thing for Mum if she didn't like the photos she just sent them back and didn't have to pay.

So I saw the movie,mum received the photo's sent them back everybody happy and a couple of years go by and then the picture turns up at School and I become a laughing stock.It turned out the bloke in the Spider-man suit was the Uncle to a Kid at my school (who just happened to be a bratty sort of kid who I didn't like.) he had been over at his Uncles and had been allowed to go through the book of returned photo's and found my picture.
He asked his uncle if he could have the photo and thought it would be fun too show and tell and I was given a term of shit because of Spider-Man.

brewsky99 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

LEARNING TO FLY

1.Put your iPod on shuffle
2.For each question press the button to get your answer
3.You must write that song no matter how silly it sounds!

IF SOMEONE SAYS"IS THIS OKAY,YOU SAY"
So What-Metallica

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
Little Sister-Queens of the Stone Age

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL
Fans-Kings of Leon

WHAT IS LIFE'S PURPOSE
Riot Van-Arctic Monkeys

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO
Life's what you make it-Talk Talk

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK ABOUT YOU
Broken Boy Soldier-The Raconteurs

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN
Got Ma Nuts from a Hippy-The fratellis

WHAT IS 2 + 2
Teardrop-Massive Attack

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND
Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart-Stone Temple Pilots

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE
Easy-Deer Tick

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY
Right Here,Right Now-Jesus Jones

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP
Big Me-Foo Fighters

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE
Walk On-U2

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING
Is this Love-Bob Marley

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL
To live is to Die-Metallica

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST
White Wedding-Billy Idol

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET
Wonderful Life-Black

WHAT IS THE WORSE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap-AC/DC

HOW WILL YOU DIE
Short Skirt/Long Jacket-Cake

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET
Unthought Known-Peal Jam

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH
Dumb-Nirvana

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY
Purple Rain-Prince

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED
Grim Facts-Alice Cooper

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST
Lets Spend the Night together-The Rolling Stones

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME,WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE
Civil War-Guns N' Roses

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW
Children of the Lost Empire-Stone Parade

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Learning to Fly-Pink Floyd

brewsky99 posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

Bullied

I see every body is about to jump on the whole Gay's being Bullied thing at the moment from Ellen to Glee and it is a problem that should be addressed but not as a single minority but as a whole.
If your Over-Weight or chubby,A Nerd or A Geek,A freak or Alternative,Quite or Meek,It could be your color or Accent,religion or belief's or Whatever you probably have been bullied,and its not nice regardless of who you are.

I will finish now with a true story with a Happy ending:
This guy at high School for some unknown reason one day decided to single me out,he was with his mates and I felt powerless(1 on 1 I reckon I could take him)he was pushing me into the lockers wanting a fight for nothing our paths had never crossed.One of my friends came to my aid in the end,but a day latter pulled a Knife on my mate for it.
Forward 15 years,I was in a pub,Drunk as a skunk and had picked up a girl(at a party before Hand) who had decided to lead me into the girls Toilets and Suck me off,lets say I whitened her teeth.Anyway I lost her straight after that,and was distressed to see her kissing that Bully,tongue's down each other's throat and I went home pissed off.
It wasn't to the next day that i realised where her mouth had just been and thought Karma has one hell of a sense of Humour.

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brewsky99 posted a BLOG item almost 3 years ago

The Crow

Now news of another Crow has gone down like a lead balloon with some people they seem to think by making another is pissing on the grave of Brandon lee,i think these people are fucking retarded.

And here are my reasons Why:

1.The Crow is a fucking cool character that we deserve to see more off.

2.If every time a actor dies we retire the character would mean no more Joker in any future Batman films ever.

3.After poorly made sequels and t.v series a studio is planing to make a serious attempt at the character again,you have to give a chance

4.I don't think Brandon Lee would give a fuck

5.Caus these people are Fucking Retarded.

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brewsky99 posted a BLOG item almost 3 years ago

Super heroes

With all the Super Hero movies that will flood the movie theaters in the next few years will we face an eventual audience burnout,too much of a good thing.

Now i love the Super hero movie experience,the big set pieces,the big bangs and the over the top Villains,but looking at what has happened at the box office this year it makes me nervous,what Fan's like have little too do with boxoffice success.

For the next couple of years at least we have four or more Super Hero releases in the US Summer period and that isn't counting films based on comic books and i can see that increasing while studio's face a use em or lose them to Disney with the Marvel characters.

Anyway it's just something i have been thinking about while on my long train ride to work,so i thought i would throw it out there and see what people thought.

brewsky99 posted a BLOG item over 3 years ago

Im probably full of shit but....

Why is hollywood afraid to make R rated animation,i think the public is ready for it and for film makers give them a chance to tell stories that may not be possible other wise.For example Tarantino could make the follow up to Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction The Vaga Brothers,the actors only have to provide the voices so they can't be too old.I bet he's got half the scenes already rattling around in is brain but will never make it.I know many people on this site are writers and are limited to what they can portray on to screen unless they are James Cameron ,animation would allow it.