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I had a fucken trippy experience today. I was hired to shoot, this church ceremony in Hollywood. So this guy tries to bum a cigarette of me, I pulled one out, light it in front of his face and go about my businees. Degected the dude leaves. Some other dude with a reseding hairline, and a weird accent I could not exactly pinpoint, tell me, "You know who that was?" And I'm like "Fuck if I know, but cigs are like 6 bucks a pack now". He's like "that was one of the Jonah's brothers you just pretty much told to fuck off." And I was like "Fuck me, man, if I woul've of know, I would of lit two cigarettes, and had him watch me smoke em." Funny accent man said 'And you just ruined my shot, fucker" and walked away as I pondered how the only thing that sounded American out of this cocksuckers mouth was the word fucker. Turns out I burned a jonah's brother, and a paparazzi all in one motion. And yes I do feel good bout the fact, that i have no fucken clue which Jonah brother it was. I love my ...

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brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I had a fucken trippy experience today. I was hired to shoot, this church ceremony in Hollywood. So this guy tries to bum a cigarette of me, I pulled one out, light it in front of his face and go about my businees. Degected the dude leaves. Some other dude with a reseding hairline, and a weird accent I could not exactly pinpoint, tell me, "You know who that was?" And I'm like "Fuck if I know, but cigs are like 6 bucks a pack now". He's like "that was one of the Jonah's brothers you just pretty much told to fuck off." And I was like "Fuck me, man, if I woul've of know, I would of lit two cigarettes, and had him watch me smoke em." Funny accent man said 'And you just ruined my shot, fucker" and walked away as I pondered how the only thing that sounded American out of this cocksuckers mouth was the word fucker. Turns out I burned a jonah's brother, and a paparazzi all in one motion. And yes I do feel good bout the fact, that i have no fucken clue which Jonah brother it was. I love my ...

brandon draven1
brandon draven1 at 06:05 PM Mar 14

life...sometimes :)

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 07:03 PM Mar 14

Lol! My Dad had a similar experience except with Tony Bennett many years ago. He was auditioning in our home town for a show and my Dad was a welder on the site and he decided to have lunch in the theatre where Tony was practicing with a band. My Dad had no idea who he was at the time.

So Tony noticed my Dad eating his lunch in the audience chairs and yelled at him saying he's getting a free show. My Dad looked dead at him and said, "Well why don't you sing something "good" then if you're putting on a show". Tony lost it on my Dad calling him a c#ck-sucker, mother-f#cker, etc and saying he was going to kick my Dad's ass. So my Dad was asked to leave and he found out then he was Tony Bennett. We're talking over 20 years ago.

So yeah, Tony Bennett is not loved in my family.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 07:30 PM Mar 14

Actually watched a thing on the paparazzi last night,i'm sure these wankers believe they are doing a public service.Some Celebs sort of set themselves up but a celeb out with their kids should be off limits,the kids never signed up for this shit.The Funny thing you cost that fucker a big money shot and i wouldn't know a Jonas brother if i fell over one as well.

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: 15 days ago

It sucks when actors work for free, cause you can't fucken yell at them. Fuckers drank all my coffee too.

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: 18 days ago

Fucken hated Cop Out. Can't believe that Kevin Smith has not evolved one iota as a film maker. Nor does he even try to. I hear his going off on other critics for doing what he does with other films, critique them. So yeah fuck Cop Out.

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: 20 days ago

Fucken stoked about The Crazies remake. To hell with Arrow and his review LOL.

The Arrow
The Arrow at 10:48 AM Feb 26

Agreed! Fuck him and his review! FUCK HIM! :)

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: 24 days ago

Finished work on day 2 of a little indy horror flick called "Punished". It's always cool to do what you love, even when your starving.

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: 26 days ago

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: 27 days ago

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: 29 days ago

You know everyone shits on Asylum Pictures, for putting out shit, but it's some of the most hilarious shit you'll ever see. Megapiranha here I come, Titanic 2, I'm so there. A shitty good film is always better than a well made boring film IMO.

EricW.
EricW. at 10:47 PM Feb 16

I WILL absolutely see TITANIC 2.

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Got me an advanced copy of Cabin Fever 2, and I'm stoked to watch it. I'm not really a fan of Ti West, and I hope the studio improved the final product.

Ammon
Ammon at 10:12 AM Feb 12

me too man, I have my own copy sitting in front of me waiting to be watched. I can't wait to check it out--the trailer's look too fun!

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father....prepare to die. Classic!!!!

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I remember about two minutes of my Santa Barbara trip, which is always a good thing!!! Now it's on to my annual movie theatre film watching marathon. That's right once a year, I stay in the theatre from the time they open until the time they close. I have Daybreakers, Legion, and Book of Eli all lined up. Any other suggestions. This thing gets harder and harder to finish every year.

Jack The Narrator
Jack The Narrator at 04:57 AM Jan 29

Add THE LOVELY BONES to that list.

brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I'm off to Santa Barbara, CA for a night's worth of debauchery.
Worst Case Scenario: Keep the newcastle's coming all night long, while enjoying the scent of god's heavenly creatures all night long.
Best Case Scenario: Snorting blow off a bitch's ass all night long.
Gotta love college towns!!!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 10:41 PM Jan 22

Newcastle is one of my favorite beers.

A bitch's ass is one of my favorite places to hoover a line off of.

brandon draven1
brandon draven1 at 06:22 AM Jan 24

It's official, first round on me, next time your in L.A.

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brandon draven1 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Just finished watching bloodsport for the millionth time. There's something incredibly disturbing about the black man, and his fighting style. With that said, still a classic.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:22 AM Jan 21

I watched that scene recently and was like "wow. Really?"

The Arrow
The Arrow at 03:07 PM Jan 21

Great fucking movie!

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