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The Box



2009-box-1

Directed by: Richard Kelly
Written by: Richard Kelly
Cast: James Marsden, Cameron Diaz, Gillian Jacobs, Frank Langella
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Thriller
Official Site: thebox-movie.warnerbros.com/
Plot: A small wooden box arrives on the doorstep of a married couple, who know that opening it will grant them a million dollars and kill someone they don't know.

Review:

The first moral dilemma has some real world ramifications, although it's a stretch and I think Richard Kelly is far too stupid to have thought of that. Would you make a decision that would benefit you but harm somebody you don't know? Even the explanation for why the Frank Langella character is doing this is somewhat interesting. But the way Kelly goes about this is so laughable. There is nothing remotely unsettling about any of this; just really really silly. James Marsden and Cameron Diaz are completely out of their fucking element. It gets more absurd while continuing to be very dull and slow. And then the other moral dilemma that comes in the last 20 minutes is so dumb, it reminded me of middle school conundrums you'd present your friends about who they'd kill - their mother or father - and they absolutely had to pick one. It makes no sense and the sympathy the director is trying to draw from this nonsensical circumstance is pathetic. Goofiest movie of the year.

Other reviews of this film: Sfpsycho415 (4/10) , filmguy450 (7/10) > Display all


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