Dude, I thought you were supposed to caulk a jagged orifice not your own junk.
Always in reach for my Hamilton Beach! It slices it dices it rates and grates! It even makes julian fries (what ever the hell THEY are)
He told Brad not to keep wearing that Pooka shell necklace, I guess he was pretty serious.
The next time your mother tells you to put the ketchup back in the fridge, PUT the damn ketchup back in the fridge!
Upon hearing the news about Cabin Fever 3 being made, Eli Roth took matters into his own hands.
didnt his mama ever tell him not to masturbate with a carving knife?
Not only did he forget he's not a woman, it's not even near the right hole.
hey guys watch me stick this vibrator in my belly button, huhu.
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"....but ....I thought you said you liked my.....blonde .....highliiiiiights..."
Oh who cares. This guy is some sort of fancy lad with his TWO ceiling fans. Shit.
Remember, it's down the road not across the street..INTO YOUR FUCKING GUT. Moron.
Seppuku 2.0... the only redemptive action appropriate when your bobsled teammate catches you watching Gigli.
"Dude, try all you want. You can't make your own Videodrome-styled stomach-vagina..."
Having finally confronted the person responsible for airing Con Air on TNT all weekend, Randy's life mission was complete
I told you LAST thanksgiving, we are NOT going to Walmart on black friday ever again!
On AICN this would be mayonnaise, on CHUD it would be tartar sauce...... but this is JOBLO and we all know what this stuff really is and we all know what i'm about to do with it.Cheers!