For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.

Behold, the rarest of the rare... the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head! And here, out of the mists of history... the legendary Esquilax. A horse with the head of a rabbit. And the body... of a rabbit!

Quick, change the channel!

Rewatching the first season of "Married With Children." This truly was a funny as hell show. I laughed my ass off for about 5 minutes at Steve's line in the 'Nightmare on Al's Street' episode: "Al, I'm horny. What are you gonna do about it?"

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I could crush him like an ant, but it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant.

I SAID OVER-EASY!!! ........ Now, why did I do that?

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch!

All right, let's shoot this fucker!

It's a hell of a thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!

Now watching GODZILLA: FINAL WARS. The finale in my 3 day long, "Godzilla-Thon" I've been doing. Only missed out on two movies; GODZILLA 1985, because it's not officially on DVD and I don't feel like tracking down a copy online or anything like that right now; And GODZILLA from Roland Emmerich, because well... it sucks! (Although on a technicality Zilla, as he's known, is now an official Toho monster. It's just that well... the movie sucks!)

Say that you like or dislike one thing, suddenly out come the pitchforks and torches. Asshole!