MPAA Rationales to Make Love by
1. ALICE IN WONDERLAND (2010): Rated PG for fantasy action/violence involving scary images and situations, and for a smoking caterpillar.
2. IT'S PAT: Rated PG-13 for bizarre gender-related humor.
3. TWISTER: Rated PG-13 for intense depiction of very bad weather.
4. GRUMPIER OLD MEN: Rated PG-13 for salty language and innuendos.
5. MOBY DICK (1998): Rated PG for mild language and for some intense whaling action.
6. WAYNE'S WORLD 2: Rated PG-13 for ribald humor.
7. ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: Rated PG-13 for violence, language, horror images, slime and gore.
8. SHENANIGOATS: Rated PG-13 for brief rudeness, adult explosions, and for scenes with Garry Shandling.
Haha, super geniuses I guess. The last one is a Simpsons joke that I pretend is real, but the rest is the honest-to-goodness work of super geniuses.
Holy shit. I was aware of some of these, but "intense whaling action"? Classic! Who thinks UP this crap? Each one is funner and more ridiculous than the last :P