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26

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Location
New York - NYC Area (USA)

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Writer/editor, scumbag

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Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

I'm thinking about getting an undercock-to-anus tattoo that says "as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

John Law at 09:17 PM Nov 14

That won't be painful at all.

Johnny Moreno at 09:29 PM Nov 14

Your asshole doesn't already chuckle?

Stickler

Jonathan Frey at 10:48 PM Nov 14

Well, I mean chuckle like Liotta. Right now I have it on Charles Nelson Reilly.

And I have a taint of steel, Mr. Law.

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Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 3 months ago

Oh hey guys. Doing Vanity Night? I call it Wednesday. Anyway, I'm gonna go to sleep now in this exact position. Goodnight.

Laksmikanti at 11:25 AM Nov 10

Hello there... artistic pic.

Kitty Green at 09:40 PM Nov 10

I'm digging this pic. It's all kinds of awesome!

hellocookie at 10:19 PM Nov 11

This is an awesome photo!

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Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 3 months ago

I was Martha Plimpton in the Goonies this year (for Halloween).

Jonathan Frey at 09:02 PM Nov 07

Or I might've been Andy Warhol. Either way I'm fabulous.

SuperMarcey at 09:17 PM Nov 07

Totally fabulous!

Kitty Green at 09:19 PM Nov 07

Maybe it's the lighting, the scarf and the glasses, but I'm picturing Warhol meets Harry Potter. That's not a bad thing. ;-)

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 3 months ago

Your face looks like a vagina pillow.

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 3 months ago

Perhaps the single most MFC-appropriate picture from my recent cross-country road trip. I came for Moneyball, I stayed for the Weisenguy Shakes.

Kitty Green at 08:49 PM Nov 07

^same

WalkAway at 09:49 PM Nov 07

the sky is pretty

Jonathan Frey at 01:48 PM Nov 09

@WalkAway - the sky in Texas was constantly blowing my mind. It was like 60% bigger than other skies.

@leese and Kitty - I've got good news for you (that you may already know about). I literally just found out that the Nitehawk Cinema in Brooklyn has pretty much the exact same set-up as the Drafthouse. At first I thought it was just a theater with a cafe inside it but, nope, they do the whole order-with-a-paper-and-pencil-while-watching-the-movie thing.

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Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 3 months ago

Just me or is this sun Dave Davis?

Johnny Moreno at 08:20 PM Nov 07

We tried to get that sun on the podcast and it denied us. So yes, it's Dave Davis.

Jim Law at 08:31 PM Nov 07

FREY!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, Dave Davis.

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago

Caution: Someone Biff Tannen'd Christian Bale and he ended up like this at a colonial theme park. "Bring me mine flowing beaker, bitch."

Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

This is part of my ablutions.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1daIIDQsXI

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago

WalkAway at 07:25 PM Sep 07

hmmm

WP-DFA at 09:18 PM Sep 07

he looks exactly what something would look like if it came out of a fuck session between Denzel Washington and Forest Whitaker.

hey, ya never know

Jim Law at 02:50 AM Sep 09

I can't comprehend all this. Wait a second.... when did Frey get back?

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Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

3-year-old Caesar gets 10 Dicky Eklund style points and 10 Dicky Eklund quality of performance points.

ghostman123 at 04:16 PM Aug 08

Wait so Steve Buscemi doesn't even get all 30 points in his own system? What's going on man?!

Johnny Moreno at 07:35 PM Aug 08

I'm confused and engaged by this. Probably because I hit that chronic earlier son!

That was obnoxious

Jonathan Frey at 09:51 PM Aug 08

This system is named after Greg Buscemi, a guy I know who is a 30.

More like elegantly obnoxious. Or like deftly obnoxious.

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Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 7 months ago

Representing. Best part is no pants.

MJZ at 05:37 PM Jul 23

I'm jealous... I want one. I need 2XL!!!

JoBlo at 11:06 PM Aug 25

Noiche!!

jimmyo at 01:31 AM Sep 25

Very awesome! The t-shirt is cool too;)

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Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Got a nice, muggy 102 going on. This air conditioner doesn't even make anything cold. I feel like a heroin guy shooting up just to feel average. (Maybe I can cool off if I'm dark enough).

Jonathan Frey created a LIST: 7 months ago

Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions

1. What's Your Home Town - West Caldwell, NJ

2. What Makes You Stand Out in a Crowd - If I ever do, it's because I'm about as tall as G-Funk and Jake; wearing either a stupid grin or a steely, menacing stare (randomly, depending on nothing); or it's a roomy enough crowd that my long flanks and penchant for walking fast will send me involuntarily into what's been called a "catwalk strut."

3. Preferred Hot Drink -The black coffee that comes out of my Keurig machine.

4. What Type of Drunk Are You - Friendly, with a dash of JenGirl's "philosophizer" and a pinch of G-Funk's "expert." Already-sizable empathy levels rise. Advice is hit or miss. When half in the bag, occasional tendency to linger too long on an esoteric thought I think pertains to something someone else just said.

5. Standard Outfit - T-shirt, jeans, all-black canvas Chuck Taylors, sunglasses.

6. Skill People Don't Expect You to Have - Double-jointed thumbs and shoulders. I've literally escaped things.

7. What Makes You Good at Your Job - I'm a cutthroat genius, and I'll get anyone coffee from my Keurig machine to get ahead. (I freelance from home).

8. The First Album You Bought - First cassette was either Weird Al, Dookie, Gillette, or Murder Was the Case. First CD was definitely Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

9. Hobby Most People Don't Know You Have - Recalling the exact running times of movies on command.

10. Look Around and Name Five Objects That Catch Your Eye - A plush, pink, polka-dotted Victoria's Secret dog named Smegma; a dry-erase board with Godzilla destroying a city and an ever-changing think bubble over his head (first-ever think bubble: "I'm so horny."); a slightly disproportionate but otherwise realistic painting of a tiger; a can of mixed nuts; an old, silver, 13-inch cathode-ray-tube TV on a Roman-styled pillar.

11. Thing You'll Never Grow Out Of - Gummi Bears.

12. Piercings and Tattoos - None.

Based on a list by G-Funk

Jonathan Frey at 10:24 AM Jul 11

Why, I'm having a cup right now!